I Hate Jill Zarin No Really, I Do! June 1, 2010

I did have a “moment” tonight on Twitter, feel free to read my ranting and laugh at me!  I read the article of Jill blaming Alex for “kicking her out” of St John.  That woman is never going to learn!  This is the article that made me lose it…  http://tinyurl.com/29j5wf6  You’ve probably all already seen it.

She tried to slam Bethenny and fans turned against her, now she is trying to slam Alex?  What does she think is going to happen now?  Is she blind to the fact that Alex has gained so many fans this season and so many people loved that she laid into Jill.  Fans were only sorry that Alex didn’t hold it together a little better and have some better “words” for Jill. 

Seriously, someone needs to handle Jill’s PR and teach her what to say, when to say it and when to shut up! 

Check out the following Tweets all from a really nice girl in Twitter, Cammie who hates Jill too: 

@ramonasinger JZ DM’d me tonight that she’s admitted she acted badly-true?

I asked her if I read that right and Jill sent her a DM?  (private message on Twitter)

@LynnNChicago yes-in reply to my post to kelly suggesting she and jill just admit they acted badly. She said “sweet that you care and I did”

I asked her if she read the article where Jill blamed Alex..

@LynnNChicago yep…that’s why I asked her about it. I know it’s mean but I hope B took any apology w/ a grain of salt

Cammie seemed to think that Jill’s DM to her was sarcastic, my original thought was that Jill was trying to win back fans one at a time with private messages.  LOL

I just saw the rumor about Sonja being arrested for DUI, I hope it isn’t true but we may have found the one thing wrong with Sonja.  If it is true, that is horrible, as a mother she should know better!  I’m sure we’ll see more reports by tomorrow. 

This coming Saturday is Alex & Simon’s trip to Chicago and I’m really excited.  If you all have any questions for them, feel free to post them or email me with them and I’ll try to get any questions answered.

They are doing a Q&A at the book signing but we are also going to a cocktail reception afterward where we may be able to get the real questions answered.  My plan is to divide and conquer.  Fill them with drinks and get the real dirt.  LOL 

The finale will have already aired but the reunion will still be coming plus I’m anxious to see if we can find out any more about the USVI trip. 

If anyone needs the details of Alex & Simon’s visit to Chicago, the book signings and the cocktail reception at Cagney’s, let me know.  We’d love to have you! 

Thanks everyone for your wonderful comments.  You are all so kind and appreciative that it makes it so much more fun to be part of all of this!  The comedy that you all bring me every day makes it all worthwhile!!!

Thank you all for being part of this craziness!  I love it!

Until Next Time


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436 Responses to I Hate Jill Zarin No Really, I Do! June 1, 2010

  1. MickeyMouth says:

    Hating Jill Zarin is learned, my friend!

    • babelony says:

      Oh yeah

    • Hooked On Housewives says:

      Good morning Lynn. Good morning everyone.

      “Hating Jill Zarin is learned, my friend!”

      and to that I say………Hating JZ is Chic, c’est la vie (but I mean that in a nice way…lol)

    • Just a Commoner says:

      Really? I thought it was instinctual! (haha)

  2. RileyKitty says:

    It makes me sick that Jill is pushing this off on Alex now… hasn’t she learned? We all saw what happened & Andy even said in a snippet before that part of the episode happened in real time. Which I take to mean less editing.

  3. babelony says:

    I’d like to know if we’ll learn the meaning of “satchels of gold” at the reunion. Oh, and if they went easy on Kelly and if they think she’ll be invited back for a fourth season should there be one.

  4. RileyKitty says:

    Teresa only raises divas not tomboys. RileyKitty wants to suggest that Teresa please not refer to herself as Teresa or RileyKitty may have to trek to Jersey & kick Teresa’s ass. RileyKitty hates it when people refer to themselves in the first person.

  5. Olivia says:

    From Jill’s standpoint Alex is a nothing. Since the beginning of the series Alex’s role has always been secondary as far as Jill is concerned. Just someone to make fun of along with her husband and kids. I remember her passing judgment on the fact that Alex and Simon went to St. Bart’s in the off season which was cheaper while she and her “fabulous friends” went during the Christmas holidays.

    What was unexpected was Alex turning so publicly on Jill when Jill only considered her an “extra” in most scenes. For that Alex had to be taken down. To be fair, Bethenny came to Jill on bended knee in hopes of maintaining a relationship but Jill, seeing she had the upper hand, rejected her. Even slobbering Ramona returns again and again to Jill which also affords her the upper hand with Ramona since she is assured of her “apology” from longstanding.

    But Alex is different. She would not back down and trying to have a conversation with Jill to clear the air was something Jill would never grant her. She tried at the Saks event to discuss her frustration about how Jill spoke about her boys and Jill shut her down, flicking specks off her dress and blaming Lu Ann for that breech. Alex was outwitted.

    But Alex tried to make amends in an adult and mature manner and that is something out of Jill’s orbit of behavior. She can holler and scream at Ramona as it is a safe bet Ramona will grovel back to the fold. She is capable of holding back from Bethenny since she was planning on making up with her in her own time never figuring out that Bethenny may be planning on closing the door entirely. But Alex was different.

    Alex was balanced. Alex was quiet. Alex did not count. So why not now put all the blame on Alex since there is no one left to pick up the slack? What she fails to see is that Alex, unlike some of the others, has some integrity and backbone and is not so easy to bend.

    • cusi77 says:

      So true, Olivia. Kudos!

    • LynnNChicago says:

      wow, did you nail that one! If Alex had Bethenny’s knack for comebacks and verbal confrontations…Alex could rule the world! lol

    • Robin says:

      Great post Olivia 🙂

      I remember when Jill looked down her nose at Alex for going to St.Bart’s on the off season.

      Alex was at the time too gracious to inform the stupid twit that she has family and friends there and the off season suits them better because they prefer to stay home during the holidays with the boys.

      See how twisted Jill is? She doesn’t know who,what,why or how.She seems to think as long as she is talking, a percentage of people will believe her.That percentage,no matter how low,makes her feel special.

      Take care,Robin

      • Mel says:

        Not only that, but Simon works in the hotel industry and it is easier to take time away “off season”. During the holidays the hotel industry is busy and not a good time for the managers/supervisors to take off.

    • Hooked On Housewives says:


      You totally nailed it. Jillousy is wrong again/continuously. She underestimated Alex as well as the viewers.

    • Shadowsnomore says:

      I agree with everyone else. You nailed Jill’s contempt and relationship(or lack of) with Alex to a tee. Another thing I want to add- Simon works in the Hotel industry. I’m sure he must have to take his vacations during off season because he is too busy working when travel is in season. Just a thought.

      • Mel says:

        Ha! I got so caught up in calling Jill out that I didn’t read far enough down to see this reply 🙂 Sorry to repeat this sentiment!

  6. Silly String says:

    Channel 12 news ran the story Lynn, it’s not a rumor. ; )

    Ramona blamed Alex and Bethenny for not objecting when Jill offered to leave. The truth was, Ramona didn’t want her there either, but failed to own up to it. She looked like an animal in a trap when Jill arrived.

    Ramona knows how to play the game. She’s sharper than she looks. Even drunk.

    • Silly String says:

      and Ramona was the first to blame Alex, BTW. Not cool.

      • Olivia says:

        Not the first time with Ramona. She tried to weasel out of her own “ambush” of Jill and Bethenny when Bethenny left the apartment that day. When Jill asks whose idea it was she did not answer but it was Lu Ann who pointed at her and she had to own up.

        And I never liked the fact that as Jill and Bethenny sat in the living room both she and Lu Ann were lurking in the hallway listening in. They should have made themselves scarce but were afraid of losing one syllable.

        Another reason why I do not appreciate Ramona. And to find out now that the finger is pointing back at Bethenny and poor Alex is just typical.

      • LynnNChicago says:

        Damn, it is true! That sucks! Sonja was too good to be true I guess.

        • Olivia says:

          Lynn, just pass along to Alex and Simon that this poster from MA just loves them and envy their relationship because they act as though they really like one another.

          We know you will ask the right questions at the right time.


  7. Jenni says:

    @Lynn- I am wondering about the reports that Bethenny and Kelly got into a shouting match in the VI after the cameras stopped rolling. After everyone realized that Kelly was not in her right mind, I am surprised that Bethenny would continue to engage with her in that manner. Can you find out if it is true?

    BTW- I have a new banner that you can use it you want to:


  8. cusi77 says:

    WOW! Speechless… That never happens… I really, really, hate JZ!

  9. Silly String says:

    Video of Bethenny commenting about VI some more today.


    • Silly String says:

      You may have to copy/paste that whole url for it to work.

      I’ll try this too, but not sure if it will work.

  10. TNBelle2 says:

    Oh it is all mindless entertainment and a way of escapism. I appreciate you pulling it all together and allowing me to be a part of the madness. I have three questions for Silex.
    1. Did Bravo producers apologize to the women for putting there lives in danger with KooKoosimon? (Kelly)

    2. What they think about KooKoosimon and Daniellenutjob having their own show together with Jill Z as an appearing guest star?

    3. Did KooKoosimon ever admit to the women she had a meltdown or was it all a publicity stunt gone horribly wrong?

  11. HD says:

    (Danielle has lost her damn mind! I am watching this show again and she is acting like she threw the charity event and whatnot. Now as I watch it, it is just hilarious.)

    As for Jill, what Jill fails to realize is that you don’t admit things but pawning off your bad behavior on another people. Her excuses are follwed up with more excuses and finger pointing. Oh it wasn’t me, it was Alex. I just had to use the bathroom. I wanted to put my weapons down. I was coming with hat in hand. Yeah I fell on the ice but that’s what happens when you attempt a triple axel…oh wait, I was just walking….

    Can someone please give this woman a steaming, piping hot glass of STFU!

    • Olivia says:


    • battgyrl says:

      Danielle is NUTS! And that Kim G should know better – she didn’t hear Christopher’s entire comment and of course assumed the worst. These people are unbelievable. I have to add that watching Gia take off with her younger sister without a helmet made my stomach turn. I have boys about the same age and that would NEVER happen on my watch.

      I have the kettle on…one tall glass of STFU coming right up! lol

      • HD says:

        When I saw her get on that four wheeler with her little sister on the back I thought, ohhhhhhh no! Accident waiting to happen. And did you see Teresa kept asking her, “do you love it, Gia? Do you love it?” Gia said, “I like it.” SMH! And that spa party, I told my husband (who suprisingly watched 5 minutes of the show with me) they could have done all that mess at home. My daughter doesn’t remember her birthday party at 9 years old.

        Please, please, please, keep the kettle hot because Danielle needs a huge glass of STFU too!

        • Snarkapalooza says:

          You know HD, I thought Gia’s response was kind of snotty until I rewatched the episode. The first time Teresa asked, Gia said “I LOVE IT! THANK YOU DADDY!”. It was only after Duh-resa kept asking over and over that Gia said ” I LIKE it!”, probably wondering if her mother had a hearing problem.

        • sbh says:

          The way Teresa was, and the way Gia acted reminded me of RHofAtlant, when Kim threw a party for Briel. It was very expensive too, and Kim kept asking for some sign of appreciation and barely got it. There was also that crazy weird scene when Briel took the cake knife and acted like she was trying to stab someone. More importantly, that bike, when next it’s time to make more tomato sauce, will end up being put in some kind of trash bag.

    • Hooked On Housewives says:

      I fell on the ice but that’s what happens when you attempt a triple axel…oh wait, I was just walking….


  12. Olivia says:

    HD: So in other words you did not appreciate Danielle’s efforts to channel Eva Peron and show up with more body guards than Michele Obama?

    • HD says:

      LMAO!!! Okay!!! She was talking to the mother of the baby like she had planned the whole event. “Are you guys feeling the love? If there is anything you need, anything, just call me.” Well obviously she needs some money for hospital bills which yo ass is not donating so SHUTUP!

      • felony stupid says:

        Sooo agree. In her producer interviews it’s almost like Danielle is not hearing what we are…like she is living a totally different experience than what we are shown and is responding to threats/comments/conversations that never happened (or at the very least, we haven’t been shown). She just needs to relax and let it go…but I think she’s been fed a lot of crap by somebody (producers??) to keep her this pissed off.

        And when the heck did Jaqueline get so anti-Danielle? I’m not knockin’ it…just wondering what I missed??? Help!!! Any insight is appreciated!!

    • Hooked On Housewives says:

      @cc in Miami

      Didn’t know that they needed cops in “The Hamptons.” I thought the rich policed themselves. How silly. The cops are needed to police the hired help.

      • ImToula says:

        I wouldn’t be too concerned about Sonja’s WDI; after all, some of the best people have been arrested for the same thing. It is after all a “social” disease.

      • Shadowsnomore says:

        No, that’s Kelly’s job!

    • TLM says:

      I don’t think Sonja should get a pass any more than Joe Giudice should for driving drunk. It was equally irresponsible and either one of them could have killed someone. For someone like Sonja, I am shocked that she would not have planned ahead and had a driver. She can well afford it. It is more surprising that she would do something like this versus Joe, since I do regard her as more intelligent. I am very disappointed.

  13. lillybee says:

    I think that this blog is a gift from the baby Jesus. The comments do make me laugh.

  14. DarkSonnet says:

    Be afraid, be very afraid… This was posted on Kelly’s facebook.

    “Charlotte Olson
    As a teacher of senior high kids considered violent, aggressive or mentally ill I am SOOO glad that someone who is bright and beautiful as you are is out their saying things about safe sex and bullying! I am glad you were added to the New York Series…you and Jill are heros of mine for what you do and the causes you stand for….”
    2 hours ago

    • Kat says:

      WTF Clones twilight zone

    • little rock says:

      OMG! i would not want this woman teaching my child if she is that stupid. someone needs to tell ms. olsen that KELLY is considered violent, aggressive, and mentally ill. the only thing kelly should endorse is rehab and psychiatriac care.

      • felony stupid says:

        Charlotte Olsen is evidently a moron. One somewhat coherent thought from a madwoman does not a rolemodel make. Hero??? Really?

    • boston02127 says:

      Seems she forgot the salutation: Sincerely, Kelly & Jill

    • desertgal66 says:

      Ah, now, that’s sad. An educator on crack. I hope she gets help soon.

    • Had Enough! says:

      Charlotte is teaching kids? No wonder this country is in trouble. Woman doesn’t know the difference between “there” and “their.” And if I’m not mistaken, the New York Series is a baseball championship between the Yankees and the Mets (a “subway series”). I am quite sure she meant the “New York series.” And doesn’t the plural of the word “hero” have an “e” – “heroes?”.

      She’s the reason that these cretins who can’t read and write get into college where they drive the faculty nuts because they are teaching kids who can’t function at an eighth-grade level. Then they can’t get decent jobs, so they go to graduate school. Where they still can’t function at an eighth-grade level.

      Keep throwing tax dollars at the schools, people. It won’t make a bit of difference until you get rid of teachers like Charlotte.

      • MAMAZ says:

        I think she meant that she is a teacher of senior high kids who is herself considered violent, aggressive or mentally ill.

    • Hooked On Housewives says:

      Holy can’t spell for shit. And we wonder why some kids learn nothing. You go teacher. Yeah. Go straight back to East Bumf*ck College and learn how to end a sentence properly.

      beautiful as you are is out their saying things about safe sex and bullying!….what?

      you and Jill are heros of mine ….what?

      the causes you stand for….”…..what

      • anniieee says:

        Okay okay… I am a teacher in public schools… it is an urban, inner city school–first year there- after getting beat up ( I was in the way) the district video-taped my body for court. If Charlotte IS a teacher (which I doubt) she is a sorry excuse and is the one of the problems we have that we can’t get rid of–because of Unions. I didn’t leave to go to an easy school (could have) I stayed… these kids need a positive role model, someone that will hug them and someone that will listen. Charlotte can’t be a teacher..she is too obtuse. She is lying through her teeth.. Hi Jill…. too bad you can’t spell….lol

    • wolverinedg says:

      Dear God, I hope she doesn’t teach English. :/

  15. Marge Cengia says:

    Hey Lynn
    Just wanted to say I love all your blogs. I’ve read all of them starting with the guest blog at rawveggies site. You really bought so much to this season with your informative and thought-provoking blogs and thanks for that. Love the comment section too. I’m really looking forward to the blog you do after the Simon/Alex meet.
    I know your gonna have a blast.

    As for tonight’s subject Jill. It’s almost laughable watching the ‘mean girl’ try to play the victim.

  16. katiecoo says:

    Ok please forgive if this has been posted…I had 3 blogs to read through to get to this one!

    Did you all see this tweet from Ramona?

    Ramona said: Crocodile tearsRT @TheRHOGossip: NEWS: @JillZarin Cried 3 Days After Crashing @RamonaSinger’s Party

  17. A former Jill fan says:

    Thanks for the new blog Lynn!

    I’m sorry to hear about Sonja being arrested but glad that she was arrested if she was drunk! Thank God she didn’t hit and kill anyone!

    If she can’t handle her success on the show or all the stress that comes with it, then she needs to quit. She’s one person I’d expect to put her child first.

    Ugh! I keep making stupid typos so I’d best get off here and get some rest!


  18. katiecoo says:

    Lynn I’m playing around with looking at air fares for this weekend Phx to Chicago…I came in to some unexpected $ today so thinking maybe…come to your soiree. Any tips out there for last min. cheap air fares? 😀

  19. boston02127 says:

    Lynn~ is your dinner with Alex & Simon before the reunion?

    • LynnNChicago says:

      YES! It is this Saturday 🙂 Cant wait!!

      • upperwestsidedude says:

        Please let Silex know there are those of us who have been in their corner since Season One. Also, being an Manhattanite I see nothing wrong with their choice by living in Brooklyn – I consider them intelligent and cool. 🙂

  20. boston02127 says:

    Jacqueline from NJ~~
    I just got done reading her blog on Bravo. The first time I only scanned it because I didn’t have all day. All the comments are just about the same: “you go girl”, “that’s EXACTLY as I saw it”, “thx for explaining”. Please! Jacqueline must think people are stupid. Apparently she is commenting on her own book, I mean Blog. Does this woman have a life? Between the long winded re-cap in her blog and her constant twittering. Obviously she needs attention. Try taking care of your boys Jacqueline, maybe there is a chance they won’t end up like the first one you raised.

    • Jennifer says:

      I think Jacqueline is bored…. She is literally a bored housewife because all she seems to do is talk about Danielle and even comments on own blog Thats my take…. She is boring and bored

  21. lillybee says:

    Night all, tomorrow

  22. boston02127 says:

    LuMan was a nurse?

    • desertgal66 says:

      Well…she has a nursing degree. Don’t know if she ever worked as a nurse, though.

      • Had Enough! says:

        Apparently so. She went off to Italy where she was a model and game show hostess (or at least the hot chick who holds the advertisers’ products right between the boobs) when she was still quite young. So figure she graduated from high school at about age 17, did at least a two-year LPN. That puts her at 19. She was born in 1965, so she’s 45 now. She was 28 when she got married in 1993. That leaves about 9 years between earning an LPN and her career as the Countess. So she could have had enough time to work as a nurse for at least a while.

        Sorry – I can’t find the clip on youtube of Luann on the Italian game show. She looked great.

        She’s a good-looking woman but it is hard to imagine she was a professional model (she claims Wilhelmina). Her body is just too large and curvy. Even back in the Cheryl Tiegs days (late 70s) when models were supposed to have some curves, they still had to be thin and lithe. LuAnn is large-boned and if I could find that video, you’d see that she was always rounded and padded.

        • desertgal66 says:

          A two year LPN degree-that’s it? She makes it sound like she earned a doctorate in nursing. Somehow, I can’t picture LuAnn emptying bed pands and changing sheets, bit it’s nice to know Her Majesty actually has worked for a living.

          LuAnn mentioned, in the episode where she taught Bethenny to catwalk, that she had done very little runway modeling. So, I’m guessing she was more a photographic model-and she does have the face for that. Looked at objectively, LuAnn’s face does have pretty good bone structure. I also think she’s telling the truth about Wilhemina-during the 80’s and into the 90’s, W models had that strong, healthy, athletic look-and LuAnn fits that mold.

        • kmuellfa says:

          Just FYI- a LPN is a 1 year degree. A RN either has a 2-year associates degree (more than 60% of nurses) or a BSN. I start nursing school in the fall after 15 years as a flight attendant. Busted my ass to get into a program-it’s very competitive. Also, a RN makes 2x as much as a LPN (on average).

          • desertgal66 says:

            Oops, sorry, I thought RN’s were the four year (bachelor) degree and LPN’s were the two year (associate) degree. My bad.

            Anyway…good luck in nursing school and congratulations!

          • wolverinedg says:

            I thought RN was a 4 year degree. Anyway, if you want to move up the chain of command, you need to be an RN, not LVN. My aunt was an RN, served in the Army in WWII. Good luck! You have my respect!! (BTW, a long time ago, in order to be a flight attendant, you first had to be an RN.) 🙂

      • Katiecoo says:

        haven’t clicked on the video yet but is JZ wearing thigh high hooker boots in that photo? O M G

        • Just a Commoner says:

          Totally appropriate if she is.

          “Baaaaawby! Time for that BJ I promised you in exchange for the $20,000 worth of joolery today! Quick, I’ve only got a couple of minutes before I need to get back to my Facebook before the mean girls take over again in the comments! And don’t touch the hair this time, I just had my weave redone!”

    • cusi77 says:

      Good Morning Lynn! Good morning “My Girls” -It is how my hubby refers of all of you!)

      Watching that video -THANK YOU BOSTON) I hate Jill does not own HER own opinion of Kelly in season 2, INSTEAD she pins in someone else… (read Bethenny!)

      And… “some returned to season 3 for FUN and others for MONEY!” Hate her!


  23. Had Enough! says:

    In 1986, the great Bette Midler starred in a crappy movie called Ruthless People. She played a shrill, loudmouth yenta who was kidnapped. When the kidnappers call her husband with a ransom demand, he tells them to keep her. When they threaten to kill her, he celebrates.

    Now it pains me beyond description (as bad as though someone refused to allow me to use the bathroom or give me a drink of water) to even think of the great Divine Miss M. and THE FUCKING BITCH in the same year, much less the same day, much less the same minute, but honestly, you could see this movie as plausible when you think of ShrillZilla.

    • Hooked On Housewives says:

      @Had Enough

      I loved the movie Ruthless People. If Bawby had balls I could totally see him and Jillousy in the lead roles. LOL.

      From Ruthless People…how appropos. Names have been changed to protect the environment.

      [about his wife (Jillousy) and his plan to murder her]
      Sam Stone: (Bawby) I had to live with that squealing, corpulent little toad all these years. God, I hate that woman. I – I – I hate the way she licks stamps! I hate her furniture! And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps.
      [Sam imitates a whining nasal sound]

      Sam Stone: Ugh! And that filthy little shitbag dog of hers… ”Muffy”! (Ginger)
      Carol:(Bawby’s side thing) Aren’t you scared?
      Sam Stone: Scared? Hell, no. I’m looking FORWARD to it. My only regret, Carol, is that the plan isn’t more violent.

    • iwannabeanarchy says:

      That’s a great movie! Good comparison.

    • sbh says:

      What?! I loved that movie! I was a kid and I was staying at my Dad’s and I couldn’t sleep. It was shortly after they had separated and I missed him all the time. That night, I went into the living room and he had just put the movie on. He let me stay up and we watched it together eating grape nuts cereal out of the box. It was a wonderful memory. Also, Bette was the one with the money, Devito was a horrid hubby who thought the kidnappers were the ones he had hired to actual kill his wife to begin with. the audience is supposed to route for Bette–NO WAY IN HELL AM I ROUTING FOR JILL!

  24. Hooked On Housewives says:

    I just want everyone to know that I am still just Hooked On Housewives. (NOT hooked on reality).

    I had spent a little time back reading on Lynns blogs. I noticed that in the space of less than 24 hours someone had stolen “almost” my name. Blog monikers aren’t copyrighted so I probably shouldn’t even mention this but it got me to wondering if there are a shortage of names out there available to use on blogs. Oh well. As long as no one is “trolling” and pretending to be me. I’m good. At the first sign of troll activity I will be changing my blog name to Princess Summerfallwinterspring. Now copy that.

    • cusi77 says:

      Good morning Hooked… Are you goin to leave your photo with your new name? It is difficult for someone else to come with comments like yours! You are unique! But Princess Summer…. is nice.

  25. Had Enough! says:

    I think Bravo should do a RHoNYC special starring LYNN and a few of us. The audience strikes back! And Andy would be forced to answer our questions. We could have a dunking booth and every time Andy ducks a question, Jill gets dunked into a vat of live worms. She isn’t allowed to use the loo or have a drink of water the entire time we are taping. We line up all the guys Kelly has dated over the past two years and try to pick out all the ones she’s slugged. We get Maury on and have him test her DNA, with the results revealed on live TV. We then put her through one of those new airport whole-body imaging machines…

    Then we all get naked wasted with Bethenny, Alex, Ramona, and Sonja and it’s Turtle Time. And then we all get in limos and go home, because really, Sonja, that’s how classy, rich ladies like you should roll.

    • Hooked On Housewives says:

      I love it. The storyline is wonderful. Maybe it can be called The Hudson Hawkers. I think it would be picked up for a full season. I’ll be in front of my TV screaming, “I knew them when they were just bloggers. Look at them now.” Even though you girls are expert at blogging you are going to have to become experts on EVERYTHING (fabrics, singing, make-up, art, etc) to become household names. Go for it. I’ll friend you all on FB. YAY!

      • Hooked On Housewives says:

        Sorry I was responding to Had Enough’s storyline. I addressed HD in error. My bad.

      • Had Enough! says:

        Hooked, Dahling -you can’t watch us on TV because you are going to be ON the tube with us. You are going to be in charge of the booze! I think I’ll take care of the grammar and spelling bee, and Otay can run the truth-or-dare sequence. Dark Sonnet can run the fashion show…

    • sbh says:

      Yeah, the problem is, I don’t think Andy is too pleased with Jill these days and he may ‘duck’ a question for the fun of it. In some cases, i think i’d rather have my question answered.
      You said ‘loo’, where are you from Had Enough! ? just curious.

  26. Had Enough! says:

    What are those cow patties Kelly Stoooooooooooopid made for her kids? She says she made organic brownies. They look beyond disgusting. Stooooooooopid + Kellade – not a good mix. Then she throws some shredded coconut on top and makes it even worse – cow patties with worms.

    It’s only a matter of time until she slugs another one, and then her probation will be revoked and off she goes to the pokey.

  27. Quincy IL says:

    Sorry to hear about Sonja, but I am not surprised. I think she has flaws as we all do. She drinks….She drinks a lot. Ramona does too.

    I read the links about Bethenny possibly Although it will ruin the show for me, Bethenny leaving this show is a good idea. She has a great carreer and a great family. That is more important than dealing with Jill. I’d walk away from anything to do with Jill too.

    Alex, on the other hand, needs this show for marketing. I’m sure being on Bravo helps her business. Alex needs to become stronger and speak up when people give her digs. She is so polite and diplomatic that Jill and Luann ignore her.

    NJ is boring. Babies and talking about Danielle are boring. The fashion shows where the NYC housewives are arguing in the front row is getting boring too. Three years of where Jill is sitting has it’s limits. Perhaps, Sonja can take them in a new direction.

    Bravo should have a review of the housewives show with some of the bloggers who really look into the facts. It would be a new spin and I’d watch it.

  28. Satchels of Jelly Beans says:

    Lynn, I was wondering if Silex will be a part of Bethenny’s new show — beyond the wedding scenes. We all know that Bethenny was rough on them in the beginning, but is the friendship that developed on screen this season something that will carry over into Bethenny’s show. Personally, I think that Bethenny will make a clean break, but who knows. Can you ask them?

  29. ImToula says:

    I think Alex would be better off resigning from NYC and joining Bethany in her new show. I don’t think that Alex belongs with the shallow and self centered women of NYC. Alex and Bethany have many things in common and they would be a great support system for each other. Motherhood certainly changes women and I think that the rough edges around Bethany have softened up now. Alex, like Bethany is a woman that makes a monetary contribution to their families. They both have strong personalities and a sense of purpose in life. They didn’t marry men that had millions of dollars to support their social endeavors. While I think they are suited to be friends, I don’t know how good the show would be. Remember we all watch NYC wives because of all the drama. I would hate to think it would end up being like the Jersey wives.

  30. Ann marie says:

    I am interested to know who paid for USVI trip? In a reply to someone a few weeks ago Simin said it was “all Ramona”. I was stunned – for obvious resins but RS did say over and over how she wanted to do this for her friends. Even the scene w/Sonja and Jill at 3 seasons inviting them seeed as though she was “inviting” them and not like it was assumed all HW’s were going.

    • vilzvet says:

      Wasn’t it determined that Bravo paid for most or all of this trip…that it is part of the allowance the cast gets each year which includes a special getaway? I did see a Kelly tweet yesterday where she sarcastically replied to someone that Ramona certainly did not pay for it.

      • Misty'sMom says:

        Probably Bravo. If Ramona was paying for it she would have at least invited the dark haired woman who is obviously her “real life” best friend. She also had some other really good friends besides the housewives on the yacht she DID pay for in the first episode. This was definately an arranged trip by Bravo as it was only the housewives and not her “real life” buds.

  31. Susanne says:

    Olivia, I disagree that Jill has the upper hand with Ramona or that Ramona has to grovel her way back in w/ Jill. My guess is Ramona’s apologizing and saying, “You’re my friend/I love you/etc.” is her way of making Jill stop yapping. I think it’s just a variation of the ol’ smile-and-nod routine. Sometimes that’s all you can do to shut up someone who won’t back down. It’s not a case of really agreeing w/them or admitting fault on your part, but more of a way of closing them off.

  32. vilzvet says:

    Woohoo, the next US Weekly has Kelly Bethenny and Jill on the cover! “Kelly’s friends mock her breakdown” oh gotta love it. This is the only mag I get in the mail, will get it Friday…can’t wait. The website right now features Bethenny’s weight loss.

  33. firepainter says:

    Saw this over at Gawker. Check out the photo of her with her young daughter. ‘Kelly Killoren Bensimon went to a party and posed with her new dog. “This just shows how things are changing for me. I used to pose in bikinis, and now I pose with puppies.” She said this while wearing a see-through dress over a visible black thong.’ [P6, image via Splash]

    She’ll do anything for attention.

    • Had Enough! says:

      For someone who claims to be looking for a life-long partner and not a quickie, she sure does have strange clothing choices. Like a female baboon in heat, displaying a crimson chucky, she’s always making sure the men get to see her goodies. Why doesn’t she just get a dress with a neon sign pointing to her crotch, reading OPEN 24/7?

      • vilzvet says:

        Crimson chuckie, hilarious! I hadn’t seen the NJ recap at gawker til just now, as always it kills!

  34. otaypanky says:

    Ramona grovel back to Jill? What for?
    Ramona has family, friends, businesses. She and Jill were tennis partners in the Hamptons prior to the show, not besties. I would imagine she is certainly more welcomed wherever she’s gone in the Hamptons this weekend.

    An aquaintance of mine who is a stylist/personal shopper for Bloomingdales, ran into Ramona while walking downtown prior to season 3. They ended up walking and talking for a bit. She said that Ramona was funny, just like she is on the show. Just kept talking rapidly and non stop. Said she had not been called back for the next season, had no idea what was going on, it was getting late and she asked my friend if she had heard or read anything.
    Ramona is Ramona.

  35. Rusty says:

    Did I miss something? Does anyone know why Simon is no longer blogging at bravotv.com?

    • Had Enough! says:

      Busy on the book tour, working, raising 2 kids – he hasn’t been blogging on McCord Van Kempen, either.

  36. LynnNChicago says:

    Jill’s facebook comment this morning…

    HideJill Zarin Good Morning! Another beautiful day..watched the sun rise…I get up way too early! Relaxing day with parents…taking them to lunch. Any suggestions?

    Nothing exciting but her “fans” who comment are, shall we say, less than …well judge for yourselves…

    McDonald’s, lol (L -hysterical…not!)

    Oh how I miss watching the sun rise…awesome way to start the day… (L-what are you in prison?)

    hi Jill call me love to get toghether soon . (cell on page or inbox me ) say hi to mom and Dad. We went to Messa Grill for dinner the other night the food was amazing ! (L-If this is how you communicate with Jill, maybe you’re not REAL friends? Just sayin’)
    Take Sonja to rehab! (L- haha good one…blah)
    Yes in deed….A little place in Emerald Isle, Nc at the beach called Flipperz…Beautiful place to be…I love where I live. (L – North Carolina? sure!)
    What city are you in? (L-Seriously?)
    the sun dinn’t come up here in ohio, going to get some bad thunderstorms (L-my favorite – Someone call Ripley’s, the state of Ohio is sinking)

    Where do these people come from?

    • otaypanky says:

      Had read that earlier Lynn. I know! Where do these people come from? Are these fans or family? Another Jill set up of friends in the Hamptons?

      LYNN: how does the viewship numbers of RHONYC posit with other reality shows. Seems only a couple of million watch. I wish the numbers were higher for only one reason. More people would hate Jill Zarin. With such small numbers however, Jill’s life goes on in anonymity and ppl don’t know to hate her….i know, really juvenile of me but so what.

      • LynnNChicago says:

        I dont know about other cable channels, but RHONY is now the highest rated on Bravo. (it used to be RHONJ)

        It doesn’t come near to shows like American Idol or Survivor but for Bravo, they are pretty happy getting 2 million viewers.

        In comparison to 2 million viewers, selling 10,000 books is NOTHING! That is, if we believe she really sold that many.

      • LynnNChicago says:

        You know, you’re right, only 2 million people who watch Jill hate her (most anyway) but to Jill, those are the ones she most cares about. She always thought she was the fan favorite and was arrogant enough to think the USVI trip wouldn’t even happen if she refused to go.

        Her “fabulous circle” has to have gotten a whole lot smaller. Her renewed hatred of Alex is sure to shrink it even more, I would hope!

        Gawd I hate that woman!

        • Kokuanani says:

          I would really love to know what Hampton “insiders” think of Jill after this season.

          Do people just compel themselves to be phony and tolerate her crap?

          Is an invitation to her “fabulous Hamptons spread” so coveted that people will fake their way through it and ignore her braying and sniping?

          I can partially understand “fans” who see her from afar, and who somehow joined “team Jill” and won’t defect. But if I were a wealthy New Yorker heading out to the Hamptons each weekend, I sure wouldn’t want to hang around this redhaired jackass.

          If he weren’t in prison, would Bernie Madoff still be “accepted” in their “circle” as well? What’s wrong with these folks — or, preferably, someone please write to us about how they ARE wising up and shunning Jill.

    • LynnNChicago says:

      and one with some sense just chimed in..

      Jill, you have always been very inconsiderate of Alex and her family. That hate you have towards her is so thick you can cut it with knife. I guess she doesn’t have enough money for you to be part of your “great circle of people”

    • Rusty says:

      Why does she have to take credit for lunch? Can’t she say “Going to lunch with my parents.” Nope . . . she has to let us know she is paying for it. You certainly can’t do anything nice for people if you don’t let other people know that you were so nice. I hate her.

      I SO hate jill zarin.

    • Kokuanani says:

      Any suggestions?

      Yes, Jill. Bury your head in the sand and keep on talking while it’s there.

    • Kat says:

      The commenter from Ohio might want to open her blinds.

  37. anniieee says:

    @Olivia…. saw this… thanks and isnt picture #10 of Kelly’s ex husband Giles? Guess he went to the opening party to keep an eye on her. Tell me if I am wrong.


  38. Olivia says:

    After watching that video of the interview with Jill and Lu Ann it is clear to me that if a chicken could talk it would sound very much like Jill Zarin.

  39. Julie says:

    Regarding that article about JZ crying for 3 days…GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!

    She would have done (and sorta did) the same thing to Alex.

    I really doubt that they didn’t “let” her go to the bathroom. I am sure her private plane had a lovely one.

    • Had Enough! says:

      Should we all chip in to send her a box of adult Depends? And a water bottle?

    • couchon says:

      Jill cried for 3 days? It’s a start.

    • Katiecoo says:

      What adult who needs to urinate is incapable of asking the staff of whatever establishment to use the facilities? She didn’t even have to ask Ramona…how about the staff who were scurrying around…or even a camera man?

      This is how the “normal people” who aren’t celebrities do it Zarin. It goes something like this. “Could you please direct me to the ladies room?”. Oh and a “thank you” could be thrown in too. Then you go pee.

      She makes it sound like they were thrown out and Bobby had to pull the car over to allow Jill to squat behind a Carribean bush.

  40. Olivia says:

    I could be wrong but I thought I read somewhere that Bethenny’s show will only run about 5 or 6 episodes and leaves off at the wedding itself. Not sure if she is planning on filming anymore and from what she told Access Hollywood she is 85% sure she will not be returning to the Housewives show itself.

    It may be that her show is just a tryout but having cameras with you all the time while nursing and taking care of a new baby while running a business may prove to be too much trouble for her in going forward with a show of her own.

    • Olivia says:

      Be interesting to see who “tweets” today about this. Got a feeling there will be the distinct sound of “crickets”.

    • otaypanky says:

      I love that Sonja gets arrested for DUI and we’re all so sorry.

      Had it been Jill…We’d be laughing our asses off.

      Sonja. Love our dear but as a mom, please never ever drive while intoxicated.

      • Had Enough! says:

        I’d laugh if Jill fell down drunk, but not if she drove drunk. That’s just not funny. I do not feel sorry for Sonja one bit. She could have had a friend drive her home or called a taxi.

  41. Olivia says:

    In that video Jill mentions that being on the show has helped her “brand”. What exactly is included in that “brand”?

    Bethenny has an actual product to promote. Other than that hideous book what is Jill “branding”?

    I would like to know so I can avoid it all costs.

    • GreatExpectations says:

      I heard she was doing a line with Bed, Bath and Beyond for Zarin Fabrics.

      • Olivia says:

        Oh dear God! Another Martha Stewart wannabe.

        • Squirrels says:

          She certainly has the bedding background. No wait, BJ’s can happen in any room of the house, car, yacht, PP. What was I thinking?

  42. otaypanky says:

    I am sure Bethenny’s contract with Bravo for her new show would include recurring appearances on the RHONY franchise.
    Just makes good business sense for all involved…no?

  43. emt2 says:

    Kelly’s campaign against bullying is ridiculous. I’m not on twitter but can soemone please relay the message that we haven’t forgotten about the fact that she was arrested and convicted of BATTERY against her ex-boyfriend! She beat his ASS and the pictures of his face show that she throws a mean punch. She is the bully-Violent and Deranged. This has nothing to do with Bethenny.

    She is trying to divert attention away from her own behavior and it’s not going to work. She needs to be bombarded with articles and comments about her arrest for BATTERY on twitter. No need to call her names, just send the articles about her arrest.

    There is a big difference between arguing with someone and bullying someone and Kelly doesn’t know this difference. Jill is clearly a bigger bully than anyone else because she actually recruits people for her team and tries to intimidate her enemy and she admits this. Hello?! That is a bully.

    No one bullied Kelly. Just because the women were gossiping doesn’t mean anything. Kelly called B a hoebag and creepy. B said that Kelly was stupid and obsessed with her life. Ramona asked Kelly to take her private phone call into another room, Kelly told Ramona to STFU. Kelly told Alex that she was a vampire and devil in kabuki makeup, Alex told her that she acts crazy sometimes and is scary. That’s not bullying. Those are exchanges inn reaction to Kelly’s words or actions. She doesn’t even know how to define bully.

    Kelly is a dumb broad. Dumb.

    • Had Enough! says:

      Be careful with the facts on this kind of stuff. She was not convicted. She accepted community service, which most likely means there was a pre-trial intervention program for first offenders. Most states have this kind of thing. You don’t have to plead guilty. Instead, you are ordered to get counseling (usually; I don’t remember any of the articles about Kellamity mentioning that she agreed to get counseling) and sometimes community service; nearly always a period that is something like probation. In fact, some states even call this arrangement “probation before judgment.” I don’t think she was ever convicted.

      The fact that she agreed to this deal means that she knew it was likely that she would have been convicted had she gone to trial.

      Wonder what kind of teachable moment this whole thing was for her kids? Were they present when it happened? She claimed he was in her apartment and wouldn’t leave when she asked him to do so. Why did she let him in? If it is true that they’d broken up and he was harassing her, why did she let him in? And don’t tell me she was afraid of him. She’s as big as he is and has twice the muscle mass.

      • emt2 says:

        You are right about the conviction but the point still remains that she did something wrong and was punished in some way. The case wasn’t dismissed immediately, you know?

      • desertgal66 says:

        No, she wasn’t convicted. But, Kelly has never denied that she struck the man, either. And there is no evidence that he laid his hands on her first. Whether he barged into her apartment or not, which is what she argues, is irrelevant. If someone barges into your apartment, or if you feel threatened by someone you voluntarily let in, you call 911 or scream for help. The fact that she chose to do neither, and, instead, attacked the guy indicates how unstable she is. The fact that they were already on the outs and she let him in at all indicates how Kelly likes to indulge in self directed provocation and melodrama and escalate it until she goes out of control.

        I think we can safely substitute “guilty” for “convicted”.

    • DarkSonnet says:

      Absolutely correct! After the arrest/incident happened, a person, who said he was the victim’s brother, indicated that this was NOT the first time this had happened and that’s why his brother walked to the station and reported it.

      The last I heard, she had not paid the victim the monetary amount that was awarded to him.

      I have always felt that, among her wonderful accomplishments and attributes, she has an underlying major case of thinly veiled rage.

      I agree that this facade of Kelly being the victim rather than the aggressor in the bullying situation has become very offensive. Kelly gets away with a lot of the things she does because apparently nobody cares enough to tell her she is wrong and to stop. Or maybe, they don’t want to get clocked.

      She appears to be engaging in a pattern of wearing more revealing clothing and desperately seeking attention with her twitter, PSA videos (which are beyond pathetic) and other assorted adventures.

      She is the most incompetent 42 year old I have seen. The cooking experiment last night was one step above mud pies. First, her daughter had to bake cookies for school, then she was making “mini muffins” and then she presented what she called brownies. Was she using an EZ Bake Oven? WTH?

      First I thought her dog had pulled a Ginger and had not been wormed before she brought him home from the shelter. I’m ashamed to say I went back and looked at that picture several times. No words.

      For your viewing pleasure – http://twitpic.com/1t5g0v

      Best incentive in the world to start a diet…

      • LynnNChicago says:

        Didn’t Kelly say the case and/or charges were “dropped”? I thought she said that at her lunch in the Hamptons w/Jill and
        I believe she pleaded no contest…you don’t get community service if the charges are dropped. You go home without any punishment at all.

        • DarkSonnet says:

          In KellyWorld the charges were “dropped”. Just like she is a victim of bullying.

          Next verse, same as the first…

        • GreatExpectations says:

          She lied. She does that a lot, but won’t listen to anyone who points it out. (Note: I just rewatched the videos of her run-ins with Bethenny last year. My gawd that woman is so entitled!!)

      • Olivia says:

        Looks like something they dredged up for the bottom of the Gulf coast!

        • DarkSonnet says:

          That’s it!! She solved the problem with the oil spill!

          She’s a recycling genius! Who knew?

      • cusi77 says:

        You are so right! Just to watching that picture GAG… I lost my appetite for the rest of the day! UGH!

      • boston02127 says:

        @DarkSonnet~were those brownies pictured after they traveled thru the body, like floating in water waiting to be flushed? They look awful.

      • Slynn says:

        Re: Kelly`s cupcakes….
        Seriously! They look like a crazy person made them, just laughing and cackling while slopping high fructose corn syrup filled icing onto hot cupcakes in a pan and then throwing coconut all over them. I mean really? Why would you take a picture of this?

      • celeste says:

        Bwahahaha are those Kelly’s HASH Brownies????

  44. Olivia says:

    That little clip from this week’s episode shows them still behaving the same way.

    Jill rolling her eyes and not letting Sonja speak. Lu Ann putting her unwanted 2 cents into the mix by suggesting that Jill should keep in mind that she was “thrown out” of St. John’s.

    The only thing that will top this is if Ramona comes down the stairs holding jars of her “ReNewal Cream” in both hands instead of a bouquet.

  45. Olivia says:

    Thank God this series is almost over because the Board of Health is one step away from condemning my house!

    I have never had anything obsess me like this show. Just thankful that I don’t watch that much tv.

  46. Kelly-Has-Big-Shoulders says:

    Good Morning,
    Check Bethenny out she looks AWESOME!! Sorry if it has been posted already.


    • Squirrels says:

      Oh I LOVE LOVE LOVE it that Bethenny is front and center on the US mag cover. Eat shit and move along Kellamity and Jillopy

    • jennifer says:

      Yes!!!!! She looks great and I love that she is front and center on cover and has a whole special section….I am buying this issue for sure.

  47. Kelly-Has-Big-Shoulders says:

    @emt2 , I agree with you 100% Kelly needs to be reminded of her behavior.
    She is the BULLY. By her making herself a victim and actually posting this anti Bullying messages she is not helping the cause of people who are actually bullied.

    • couchon says:

      The media should ask Kellamity for an example of this bullying she says she endured. Kellamity is allowed to say this without proof making a mockery out of a real problem. Jillzilla is sying it too. The media needs to ask for examples.

    • emt2 says:

      I agree. Why is Jill jumping on this bullying bandwagon? Jill, of all people. Remember when she had Team Jill shrits made for the tennis match against Ramona? At first I thought it was cute but then I remembered that Jill was angry because Ramona hadn’t invited her to a cooking party. So, in retaliation, Jill declared war against Ramona and staged that ridiculous tennis match and required her friends to wear Team Jill shirts. Talk about someone who has too much time on their hands!

      And remember when Jill asked Alex whose team she was on (between Jill and Bethenny) and Alex said that she wasn’t on any team? Jill said in her talking head something along the lines that if Alex isn’t on her team, then there will be problems.

      Hello?! That is crazy talk from a bully.

      • couchon says:

        Jill bullied Kelly when she heard Kelly made up with Bethenny. Jillzilla sent Kellamity an angry text. Maybe Kelly needs examples of Jill bullying her.

  48. LynnNChicago says:

    Apparently Ashley is in the audience today..good reason to avoid the show today..

    JacLaurita Ashley is in the audience of Regis & Kelly today! She said she had a convo with Kelly off air :0)

    ashleyholmes just had a conversation with Kelly Ripa about last night’s episode of RHONJ !! hahaha i love her 🙂

  49. Olivia says:

    This is either good news or bad news for Kelly. Sonja is getting a lot of press for the DUI. It will either take the spotlight off Miss Crazypants, which is a good thing, or she may not like sharing the publicity which in her world is a bad thing.

    • DarkSonnet says:

      Interesting. Now should we wait and see if she attempts to mimic this event like she does with all the others? You know, her Me Too!, Me Too! syndrome?

      Of course, she will just have a glass of wine, claim she fell down some steps or something. It will be a minor achievement, like all her attempts at mimicry.

  50. MAMAZ says:

    We all agree that drunk driving is indefensible. How Sonja addresses what happened will determine whether or not I still like her. If she tries to spin it into an “I only had a couple” or an “I wasn’t drunk but fell asleep at the wheel” kind of thing then she will be at the top of my shit list. If she is honest and apologetic then I will still be cool with Sonja.
    I can accept that Jill doesn’t always behave the best. Neither do I. What I can’t get past is her refusal to assume any responsibilty for her actions. Ditto Kelly and LuAnn. Like when JZ told Alex “then we can’t be friends ’cause that’s how I am with my friends”. She thinks she has some kind of God or at least Bravo/Gloria given right to be a bitch. LuAnn demands apologies for infractions far less than the snide jibes she hands out. And Kelly, well her hypocricies have been well documented. While I agree with Olivia that it’s not ok for Ramona to say such hurtful things just because she later apologizes at least she seems to be trying to change. She has shown some real growth this season.Even if you want to be cynical and assume it’s all for the sake of the cameras well the outcome is still the same. She has soothed feelings that she has hurt and opened herself up to friendships that she wouldn’t have considered in the past. Bethenny has said same truly snarky things but is quick to apologize and often turns that sharp tongue on herself as well.
    I think this is a great opportunity to see what kind of person Sonja really is. Certainly the kind that makes mistakes. But is she the kind that will own up to them and better herself or follow J, K & L’s example of misdirection and blame assigning?.

    • DarkSonnet says:

      I will be very surprised if she doesn’t accept her responsibility concerning this incident.

  51. Olivia says:

    I grew up in a family of Ramona’s. People who felt that had the right to say and do anything and who, when they had a few drinks in them, felt even more entitled because they had lost any inhibitions and were also prone to “telling it like it is”. They let their meanness shine through but were clearly unable to recognize their own faults in the process because they considered themselves “truth tellers” when in actuality they were just not nice people. Brought to their attention that perhaps they were wounding others with their version of the truth, the relied on the same old excuse of “Who, me?”

    I see that trait in Ramona. Bad enough she says some pretty mean things when sober but when she is drunk they are even worse. She knows exactly what she is doing and saying and after three seasons of watching herself and her headshot interviews you would think she would be able to see it for herself.

    I really don’t see much change in her this season with her “renewal” campaign and the walk across the Brooklyn Bridge was a prime example. She is simply unable to censor herself because she is so wrapped up in her own self absorption. Which is an ailment they all suffer from.

  52. anniieee says:

    Dear Lynn and all…

    I would like to take a crass commercial break and thank you so much for giving me a place to lurk…letting me comment…meeting great people and satisfying my morbid curiousity about RHONY…wanna see Jill really FALL on her ass. I am waiting for that moment. Also want to see Kelly go to Rehab/Institution, so she can come back whole and take care of her babies. I don’t give a rat’s ass about NJ–but love reading the comments. Thanks to everyone for making this site so additive and so much fun. It has been such a pleasure. I am also in the mind frame of–health department or job firing..as I keep lurking here and not getting much done.

    I raise my glass of pinot/skinnymargarita to all of you and say “Cheers to a job well done!”
    You all are some of the most on target, snarky, intelligent women I have had the pleasure to “chat with!” We should plan our own reunion!

    *hugs and hearts 🙂 *

  53. anniieee says:

    opps addictive

  54. Christine Mackiewicz says:

    Dlisted has the story right!


    • error 404 says:

      Hahaha… that was funny!

      But I thought only Russian Figure Skaters got DUIs?

      Although if she was partying with Nikoli Morosov, I’m sure Jill would speak up!

      In these cases, I’m always interested to find out if they’re 3 sheets to the wind, or just had 3 beers.

      Not that that’s any excuse, but being tipsy vs being fall down drunk behind the wheel does alter my opinion. Kinda like theft: did she just steel a packet of gum from Walmart, or did she cheat 11,000 widows out of their pension? Inquiring minds want to know.

      • c_mack_Omaha says:

        Don’t you mean 3 bottles of Pinot G…

        The headline is the best part about the article

        “And Yet Kelly Bensimon Is Still Roaming Free…

      • Had Enough! says:

        Running a stop sign – drunk or sober – can lead to a fatal accident. Just ask Laura Bush. Sorry, error, but I disagree on this one. No excuse. Drink early and leave yourself plenty of time to sober up, or don’t drink, or get someone else to drive.

        Speaking of which – how is it possible that Sonja was going home ALONE?

        • error 404 says:

          It’s doesn’t surprise me that people don’t agree, one thing the web has taught me is that most people are zero tolerance, black vs. white type people.

          I thought I was clear that I wasn’t excusing her behavior, but yes, I do think the severity of the crime matters. Luckily, the justice system usually agrees with me.

          • Kat says:

            I agree. She drinks socially and may not have realized if she was one drink over the line.

            Not enough information for me to judge her.

        • jennifer says:

          She didn’t run a stop sign- she didn’t come to complete stop. That’s 2 different things under the law….

      • Susanna says:

        I’m with you there. In some folks, two glasses of wine can be enough to cause a .08 alcohol level (yes, I am aware she failed the field sobriety test and that’s not good). Also, a cop can stop you and cite you for running a stop sign if you do what is called a “california stop,” i.e., you slow down but do not come to a complete halt. I do this kind of stop all the time, as do many others. Her downfall was that she might/might not have done that at 2:15 am on a holiday weekend! Cops are trolling everywhere on holidays and weekends and will pull you over for anything at all (for instance, those plastic license plate covers are illegal in MD, which most don’t know). The cop I dated used that to pull over many an unsuspecting soul on weekends. They use things like that and tail lights out because, statistically, they are usually able to find something and often do make big busts. In any case, I am relieved she was not cited for recklessly operating a vehicle. And yes, I do agree she was dumb to do so, at all. I am sure she can afford a taxi.

        In the context of crazy ass Kelly (Russell Simmons himself said that!) who is still running around today trying to poison perfectly good brains, I think Sonja will live to be loved again 🙂

  55. Quincy IL says:

    In Sonja’s defense for her drunk driving arrest, ummmmmmm I can’t think of any defense. She could have caused harm to herself or to someone else.

    Jill made a big deal about Simon’s drinking, let’s see what she puts in the Post about Sonja.

    It’s kinda sad that Sonja drinks and dates men like Max. She’s seems like a nice person, but she has problems just like the rest of us.

  56. Katiecoo says:

    Kelly is tweeting about how the US Weekly article is amazing or some such crap. Aren’t they publishing about how insane she is?

    • Kokuanani says:

      I hope everyone will hop on over to the US Weekly web site and add a few choice comments re Jill & Kelly.

      • MickeyMouth says:

        I left my comment: “Bethenny looks great! I’m so glad she has come through her ordeal of being bullied by Kelly Killsomeone with a healthy baby and a happy life. It’s great that Kelly recognizes herself as a bully. It shows real progress. I’m sure all those who have been bullied by Kelly appreciated her coming out against herself. “

        • Hooked On Housewives says:

          I’m sure all those who have been bullied by Kelly appreciated her coming out against herself. “

          Good one.

        • Susanna says:

          OMG you are a genius! I love that!!!

  57. Pantry Viewer says:

    Free Sonja! 😉

    Read a comment that cracked me up: Something about why Sonja should be in jail when it’s Kelly who should be locked up – ha!

  58. Katiecoo says:

    Maybe Sonja got drunk and fled a scene sans driver because she was trying to escape the clutches of Jill Zarin. I’d love to see that defense floated in a court of law.

  59. Chickentales says:


    Crazy sells. Lol http://twitpic.com/1tay6c 3 minutes ago via TwitPic

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  60. hooked on reality says:

    Can we still post on this site

  61. mia says:

    Hi Lynn,

    If you wish, can you ask them if Andy has a different relationship with all of the housewives? For instance, does he have favorites, is he friendly with any, or is he all business.

    Also has Andy expressed any real concern regarding Kelly?

  62. amy17 says:

    Why can’t Jill change? I hate her but she’s not Kelly insane. Is she Kelly insane? With Kelly there’s no hope but I thought by now Jill would get it. I guess Bethenny was just making Jill look good in the beginning. I really hate JZ, yuck.

  63. error 404 says:

    Jill always makes a big deal out of others drinking, as she sips her 109th diet coke of the evening.

    No idea about Jill, but I have noticed that some people who don’t drink at all, and are very loudly judgmental of others drinking, are recovering alcoholics. Just sayin….

    • morning says:

      I think perhaps it’s more her obsession with not consuming any calories.

      • error 404 says:

        maybe, but then she’s always eating pizza, etc… Even when she and Lulu went for sushi, I noticed she ate the fried tempora.

        • Zee says:

          And fussed that there was nothing ‘healthy’ for her to graze on at Ramona’s TR party – what a bitch.

    • c_mack_Omaha says:

      You see there is this trick we learned in college that it very easy to go out and about with a diet coke can…drink half and fill the rest with rum.

      • Susanna says:

        Yep. Just as easy to fill up a water bottle with vodka.

        • morning says:

          Don’t know why I’m defending Jill but perhaps she just doesn’t drink and never has. I know people like that. Some are holier than thou, some saw too much alcohol excesses in their families, some don’t like the effect etc.

          • Just a Commoner says:

            Alcoholism and problem drinking are generally less of a problem in the Jewish population for whatever reasons. I have a lot of Irish-American drunks (serious, most have gone through AA at this point) on my side the family, and my Jewish husband has NO drunks on his side. It just isn’t done. I mean, generally speaking. Very generally. Generally enough that i kinda think that’s where Jill’s coming from. And she might very well think it’s amusing and/or pathetic to see others getting wasted and acting like idiots. Who knows? I doubt that she’s a recovering alcoholic, though. I don’t think she’d ever cede that kinda control to anyone or anything.

  64. Chickentales says:


    Crazy sells. Lol http://twitpic.com/1tay6c 3 minutes ago via TwitPic

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    She’s also into bugs…..

    • sbh says:

      This is meant for Just a Commoner above, for some reason it won’t let me post to you. One of the reason most Jews don’t have the same alcoholic issues, in general, that other cultures do is because while growing up, alcohol is really no big deal. Babies are given wine during their ritual circumcision, they are then allowed to have a sip of it at every Sabeth (Friday night and again Saturday day and then again Saturday night) not to mention holidays (don’t even get me started on passover) and celebrations, weddings and bar mitzvahs. Albeit the alcohol may not be great, it is easily accessible and is therefore not a big deal. there isn’t this ‘rebellous’ aspect, or trying to be an adult or anything like that with us, for the most part, because there is no ‘forbidden fruit’ for us to be enticed with. No, our drug of choice is food. We use it to escape, to cellibrate, to show love, to commemorate, the list goes on. Jacky Mason has some great material on this, but I don’t want to offend anyone by repeating his material. Suffice it to say, if you want some laughs, check out his old stuff on the differences between a Jew and a gentile.

  65. Chickentales says:


    Some of the bugs I collected cost 395 dollars. Get creative http://twitpic.com/1tb3vv 1 minute ago via TwitPic

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    Oops…I meant this tweet

    • Had Enough! says:

      SHE collected them? Where? I would love to know if any of those species are protected under the Endangered Species Act. She would be in serious doo-doo for collecting endangered species unless she had a permit.

      This is so pathetic:


      Yeah. She looks great in the blue one. Puleez. Freak in blue v. freak in brown. Even they gave up on the re-touching. Not enough time in the universe to fix what is wrong with her body.

    • error 404 says:

      I think that by “collected” she means “purchased”.

      • Just a Commoner says:

        There is (or used to be) a shop on Amsterdam Ave around 70-80th St that sold bugs, bones and other stuff like that as collectibles or art or whatever. The guy who owned it was named Henry and he was a good friend of one dad of my kid’s friends at the time. She might have bought the bugs there.

        Honestly? Her display is aesthetically AMAAAAAAZING.

    • jennifer says:

      Do you think she actually means she collects roach clips?

      I could see her thinking those are “bugs”

      She is creepy!!!!

  66. Adgirl says:

    Hooked on Housewives – my handle was also appropriated on another RH site, with the addition of a number at the end (example: HookedonHousewives8). I’ve been using my name for 10+ years, ever since I sold internet advertising in the dawn of the internet boom. I don’t bother to go to the “other RH” site anymore because it was annoying when other posters would confuse our posts. You would think someone could be creative enough to come up with a customized screenname on their own.
    Additionally the other site is just a hate fest of certain cast members – slamming everything about a woman’s hair, facial structure, teeth, height, ethnicity, religion and family background. Things the cast member has no control over.
    Behavior is something the cast member can and should control, therefore are fair game for commentary. Screaming hystericallyabout jawlines is just stupid and boring.

    Love this site and all of the comments & blogs.

    • Hooked On Housewives says:


      Yup. Guess there’s just not a lot of Websters laying around. LOL. Sometimes it is very hard to be original. Like I said if it turns into troll activity I’m changing my name to Princess Summerfallwinterspring. Howdy Doody and Clarabelle are Ok with me using the name.

      I’m glad you left that other hateful site. For me when I come to chat and interact with other folks, the last thing I want is stress. I can get a really nice dose of stress in RL. Thank you very much.

  67. Dani says:

    When LuAnn made the comment “who uses the word hobag anymore?” I just want to let her know that Teresa from HWONJ does. I can see Teresa and Kelly hanging out together. They are both crazy and have no class.

    I hate Jill Zarin, because she is such a ruthless hobag.

    • Hooked On Housewives says:


      How long can we keep this sentence going?

      original sentence: I hate Jill Zarin, because she is such a ruthless hobag.
      new sentence: I hate Jill Zarin beause she is such a conniving, ruthless hobag.

  68. desertgal66 says:

    Kelly collects…bugs? Wow, that’s just…creepy, even before the thought of spending $395 for a dead bug.

    Kelly. You live n New York, for crissake. You don’t need to buy bugs. Just turn on your kitchen light at night and start spraying.

    That chick is just creepy. Everything about her-her dirty hair, her inane statements, her oily skin, her lies and her self involvement-all make my flesh crawl. Blech.

    Sonja’s arrest: well, what is there to say? You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know not to drink and drive. I’m hoping that Sonja will simply state that she was beyond stupid to get behind the wheel, and that she doesn’t offer excuses for her behavior, because there aren’t any.

    • MAMAZ says:

      I hate Jill Zarin but I really REALLY hate Kelly Bensimon! We already knew that she collects the skins of dead animals now she also collects dead bugs? Oh well as long as PETA’s ok with it right? What was that, they aren’t? lol

    • celeste says:

      I think bug collecting is the perfect hobby for Kelly Kilmoron. She BUGS everyone!

  69. desertgal66 says:

    Yes in deed….A little place in Emerald Isle, Nc at the beach called Flipperz…Beautiful place to be…I love where I live. (L – North Carolina? sure!)

    Uh…I live in the Carolinas, Lynn. And the southern coast is beautiful, especially the Sea Islands and the Outer Banks,. Most of us really do love living here. 🙂

    • MAMAZ says:

      I don’t think Lynn was ripping on the Carolinas. She was making fun of the woman for suggesting a N. Carolina restaurant for dinner to people who were in NYC. As nice as N. Carolina is, and I agree it’s beautiful, that’s a long way to go for dinner!

      • desertgal66 says:

        Oh, I see…sorry, Lynn, I misunderstood.

        Although…Bawby could just call up the pilot of that p.p. and haul Jill’s butt down to NC for dinner. Granted, the p.p. apparently doesn’t have a bathroom or any beverages, but it’s a quick hop. She might survive.

        Or maybe not…
        NC Trooper: Do you want to tell us what happened, Mr. Zarin?
        Bawby: Well, I’m not sure. My wife was leaning out the open door of the airplane, because she said she wanted to get a better view of the Outer Banks, and, well, I guess I kinda tripped and sorta fell into her, and she didn’t have a very strong grip on the doorframe, so….it was like “Byyeee, honeeeyyy….”

        • LynnNChicago says:

          Desertgal, No, In fact I LOVE N.Carolina! It is so beautiful there!!!
          Thank you Mamaz, you are right, I just thought it was a pretty stupid suggestion to drive from NYC to NC for lunch.

    • Loulee says:

      desertgal66…I live in Kitty Hawk. If you’re ever out this way look me up!

  70. emt2 says:


    She looks like she just did drugs.

    Something is off about her…

    • Satchels of Jelly Beans says:

      Is it freezing cold in NYC right now? Why the wool hat in bed?

      • Squirrels says:

        Does she EVER take off her Rolex? Geez.
        And don’t get me started on being “entranced” watching the Family Guy. Double geez.

      • desertgal66 says:

        And the fur coat?

        I can see Kelly being entranced by ‘Family Guy”, though. We’re not talking intellectual heavyweight here. She probably thinks she “knows” Bart Simpson, as well.

    • MAMAZ says:

      Everything is off about her! Her boobs, her tan, her use of the English language, her shirts w/o pants…

    • boston02127 says:

      Did anyone ever hear or see of the “alcoholic nose”? Some alcoholics get a ball at the end of their nose. (Ted Kennedy) I’ve noticed this before with Kelly. Not only does she have the skin of an alcoholic but she’s got that ball thing going on too.

    • Annie1033 says:

      HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

      Why in god’s name would you POST THAT?!?!?!

    • Annie1033 says:

      HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

      Why in god’s name would you POST THAT?!?!?!

      She just is fucking CLUELESS that she’s totally unaware that she’s not doing ANY good towards dispelling the idea that she’s just FUCKING NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

    • celeste says:

      Yup, Kelly KilMoron is a stoner. She looks like a street side glue sniffer in that pic. All that’s missing is a big fat cold sore on her lip!!!!!

    • Hooked On Housewives says:

      Isn’t that one of the signature hats she wears when chasing people down the street to find out if they wear underwear. Hieeeeeeee. Come here little boy. I’m Kelly. Do you wear underwear? Oh never mind. I’m not going to ask you that. Doesn’t the real question become…..why are you interviewing a young boy anyway? Didn’t this project have any parameters? Yes, Sharon. The project did have parameters Kellamity just didn’t know how to spell the word.
      Kellamity should have asked a woman about her underwear. Can you say, picking your teeth up off the street? LOL.

    • TLM says:

      Comment left on Twitter for the above pic : You’re wearing a trend-influenced knit cap…so naturally I must ask if you are wearing any underwear?

    • LynnNChicago says:

      This is what this woman does all day long, tweet and watch TV…jeeze!!! What a hideous photo!!!

    • MELANIE says:


    • sbh says:

      Well of course she would have that face on during a COMEDY! she probably thinks THAT THERE REALLY IS this little baby running around driving real cars with his talking dog, while plotting ways to kill his mother, OMG, when put like that, what a scary show!

  71. sayhi2eva says:

    Sonja should know better. Long Island and especially the Hamptons in the summer is filled with police pulling people over for drunk driving. I don’t know how many times I’ve had to go through checkpoints where the police stick their noses in your car to check for the smell of alcohol. Traffic in the Hamptons this time of year is unbelievable, everything is packed especially in Southampton village where the police are out directing traffic. Even between 2-3 Am. You’re better off staying sober and Sonja has been living in the Hamptons for how long? She should know better.

    If anyone is planning a trip for the Hamptons – a good time to go is September or October when the weather is still good. You don’t have to worry about traffic, finding a parking place and waiting for a table at a restaurant. The locals look happier and peaceful when the city folk have left for the year. There’s a funny blog chronicling all the stories of city folk vs. locals http://therudehamptons.com/

  72. jennifer says:

    Ok- sorry if someone posted this but….let’s not judge Sonja yet. According to reports she rolled through a stop sign and was pulled over but refused a Breathealyzer…if you refuse you are automatically arrested. So far it’s not offcial she was over limit or drunk..just arrested for it. I am not defending drunk driving, I am just saying let’s let it play out…. She may have been arrested but that doesn’t 100% means she is drunk- if you refuse they must arrest you, regardless.

    • desertgal66 says:

      No, she failed the field sobriety test, and THEN refused to take a breathalyzer. Granted, refusing the breathalyzer is an automatic arrest, but she still, apparently, had drunk enough to fail the sobriety test.

      And when you are driving, drunk enough to fail the sobriety test is too drunk to be behind the wheel.

      • jennifer says:

        I understand for sure what you’re saying, but I also know 2 people who failed the sobriety test but passed breathealyzers, so….

        I am sorry, I don’t mean it to come off like I am defending her or drunk driving, I am just trying to see bother sides. I know some plp who got DUI’s in their life and they felt bad about it, but they weren’t horrible plp…..

        • Squirrels says:

          My daughter’s friend was arrested for drunk driving on her 22nd bday. he was the designated driver, passed the field test but was arrested anyway. why? he has a major stutter. I can’t WAIT for the trial.

          • Squirrels says:

            btw, he passed the breathalyzer as well.

          • Kat says:

            So the friend was arrested for stuttering.
            Unbelievable. I’d like to be at the trial too.

          • lillybee says:

            In my town a young man just discovered the body of his mother, he was distraught and has a very bad stutter. He was arrested for not helping the police in their investigation. BTW, his mother died of natural causes.

        • desertgal66 says:

          Oh, I understand what you are saying, and I don’t think this makes Sonja a horrible person. I’m hoping she’s smart enough to own that she made a poor judgment call here.

          I’m just dead set against drinking and driving, regardless of whether the person has reached the legal alcohol limit or not. Even one light drink can slow reflexes and impair judgment. It’s such an unnecessary risk to take, especially when it could impact other people’s lives.

    • boston02127 says:

      If Sonja didn’t want anyone judging her then she should have taken the
      Breathalyzer test. Unless she was fall down drunk I’m sure she knew a D.W.I. would make the papers. If you know you’re in the right, take the test. She didn’t take the test for a reason.

  73. Squirrels says:

    I figure Sonja reads this blog. She would be wise to take the advice of HW watchers. OWN IT. It won’t go away completely, but if she follows Jillopy advice, blaming the accelerator on her Toyota (hey, it could be true that she drives one, lol) won’t work. Better to say Jill was the actual driver who nose dived over Sonja in the passenger seat, flying through the open window, finishing up with a double toe loop to escape blame.

  74. Quincy IL says:

    Don’t think I’ll be going to the Hamptons any time soon, if ever…

    I’ve seen the traffic in New Port Rhode Island so I think I can guess what it’s like in the Hamptons.

    I never drink. I think I had a drink on my 21st birthday, a sip of champaigne on my wedding day, and a margarita in a cowboy bar in Sonoma, California. I don’t enjoy being dizzy. Thanks to those cowboys who carried me to my daughter’s car after that margarita. There may have been 2 of them or 4, I really am not sure.

    • Squirrels says:

      Oh please tell me Perez’s love affair with Jill is over? Pretty please?

      • Annie1033 says:

        Whoa, he in the past has laid into Bethenny as if she was evil (which in all likelihood, Jill convinced him she WAS)…..So this is um, uncharacteristic to put it mildly.
        Hmmmmmm, this is actually really interesting and telling….

        Oh wow, I bet Jill is SHITTING herself right now!!
        “Perez…you’re not my FWEND!!”

    • LynnNChicago says:

      Bethenny looks amazing,but keep in mind she is also working on a book called, “Naturally Thin Pregnancy” so she better look good LOL

      You know I love Bethenny but all of this press will most likely be in the book…she has to show off how quickly she is back down to size 4. (and Jill is what size again?)

      She also has a book, “A Place Of Yes” coming out in Dec.

  75. katiecoo says:

    My first tweet to Kelly:

    @kikilet are you saying you are pretending to be crazy to sell US Magazines for them?

    Ok I’m an admitted twitiot (twitter idiot) but is there a way to see the tweets TO someone or just their tweets/replies/retweets?

    • Had Enough! says:

      just google twitter and the person’s name – but for KKB, it is even easier – just google kikilet

    • Just a Commoner says:


      Search for @kikilet to see all the tweets directed at her. This will include tweets from people she doesn’t follow, which don’t show up on her Twitter page.

      That is a different search engine than you get on the search function on the Twitter main page. I don’t know why, but it is, and it works better.

  76. wolverinedg says:

    Until this season, Alex & Simon had always been the “weird” ones. I admit to being creeped out by Simon always showing up & his weird clothes. (He explained that this season & it does now make sense.) They were always the easy ones for the Mean Girls (which at the time included B) to pick on. Remember how huffy they all got when nude photos of Alex showed up? I think the turning point for B & Alex (& for me) was when Alex & B talked about relationships & finding the “one.” Alex admitted how she & Simon met–via the internet for casual sex. That’s not something anyone even today will cop to, especially on camera, so I gave her mad props for being so truthful & candid. She could have easily made up some BS story about how they met, but she told the truth. After that, I found I had little patience with all of the obviously over-hyped, created “drama” & “outrage” over Alex & Simon. Jill going after Alex NOW really makes it apparent she is completely out of touch with reality & living in her own world. Have fun at the book signing & cocktail party!

    • TLM says:

      Yes, the infamous “one night stand” subject comes up again…that’s what Alex told Bethenny about her and Simon first meeting. (I guess Kelly thinks Alex is a ho-bag too). True that most people wouldn’t admit that… I even knew someone years ago who concocted a story to tell people about how she met her husband, that she was buying a tie for her father in Macy’s and there he was. They actually met through the ordinary dating personal ads, in the days before dating websites! They had a very normal courtship, but she felt this sense of shame somehow.

    • katiecoo says:

      Boy knowing what we know now this “protecting my family” story takes on a whole new meaning. Did she think this boyfriend was “trying to kill her” too? I bet he feels pretty vindicated after this season of Kookadoodle. They should create some sort of “Survivor” show just about people she wants to date who are trying to get away from her (I know, I’m going straight to hell for that as I do think she is seriously mentally ill).

    • Squirrels says:

      “Kelly’s misdemeanor assault charges will be wiped clean if she completes her service and keeps out of trouble for a year.”

      Oh please, say her year is not up yet? Pretty please?

    • jennifer says:

      Oh I love that you pulled that up!

      I don’t twitter, can someone please tweet her that? Oh, you said it perfectly….

  77. Mel says:

    Sonja is taking the advice of her lawyer…don’t say a word to anyone. And that’s the only advice she should take.

  78. Zee says:

    I’m going to have to take a break from the lunacy of it all – I’m starting to judge my own sanity. Egads.

    kikilet: I uploaded a YouTube video — access hollywood wrap up RHNYC http://youtu.be/azVwnOIoXG4?a

    I’m outtie – gonna go hang with the wackos that share the same last name as me, at least they’re ‘good’ crazy. Have a great afternoon all!

  79. Olivia says:

    Sonja could always plead that she was turning the dial on her car radio to another station when Lu Lu’s “song” came on. No jury would think of convicting.

  80. xenophile says:

    OMG…don’t know if this has been posted yet…but check out Kelly’s anti-bullying PSA !


    she’s really delusional about what really went down on the island

  81. cusi77 says:

    I would like to see Luann, Jill, Jen and Kelly spending 5 days in St. Johns…

    She would probably get the real meaning of “bullying”….

  82. I Can't Stand The Toxicity says:

    I don’t know if this link was posted earlier but Bethenny and Jill are not friends again after the reunion. According to Ramona, nothing has changed.


    • DarkSonnet says:

      Very interesting! I wonder who the two people were who “stomped off”? I think we can probably figure one was Jill, but who was the other one?

      Her puppet Kelly?

      • MickeyMouth says:

        I’m going with Kelly. There probably weren’t enough bathroom breaks for her to perk herself up.

      • I Can't Stand The Toxicity says:

        I think the two people who “stomped off” were Jill and Kelly. I suspect that they didn’t take responsibilty for their behavior and they walked out because they couldn’t take the heat.

        • Hooked On Housewives says:

          Whomever stomped off must have come back in. Right? Doesn’t BravoAndy have any rules for these reunions? I only ask because Jill went to the reunion photoshoot. Doesn’t make sense. A person is so angry she walks off the reunion show but calms down enough to go to the photoshoot. BS.

        • FreeCupcakes says:

          Just like the time Kooky followed Jill into their host’s pantry. I remember hoping that when Jill threatened to jump out the f ‘ ing window that Kooky would follow her as well.

    • FreeCupcakes says:

      Thank you for bringing this article to our attention. I’m glad to hear that Bethenny may not have let that jealous witch back into her life after all. I’m even more anxious to see the reunion than I was before reading this article.

      • katiecoo says:

        I’m thinking it was Ramona herself who got up and stomped her foot! lol Jill for sure and either Kelly or Lulu walked out….probably Kelly. Then they walked back in in 30 seconds after a. Jill realized they weren’t going to come chasing after her (did anyone hear the big sigh of relief the second she left the room?) and b. Kelly got ahold of her gum berries.

  83. CdnFillie says:

    My conversation with Kookoodoodle ROTFL

    CdnFillie @kikilet amusing to say the least
    6 minutes ago via web in reply to kikilet

    Delete .
    kikilet http://www.stopbullyingnow.hrsa.gov
    6 minutes ago via web
    Reply Retweet .
    kikilet @CdnFillie if you are harrassed for 3 days on a boat with cameras around all day, and 4 against 1= bullying
    7 minutes ago via web in reply to CdnFillie

    Reply Retweet .
    kikilet @CdnFillie weak, no? amused, yes.
    12 minutes ago via web in reply to CdnFillie

    Reply Retweet .
    CdnFillie @kikilet is that your word of the year “bully” can you tell me how you are being bullied?

  84. CdnFillie says:

    CdnFillie @kikilet that’s the thing tho..on tv I saw no bullying..will we see all of what was taped so we can see 4 ourselves if u were bullied?
    less than 5 seconds ago via web in reply to kikilet

  85. cusi77 says:

    @Olivia__ You are a great writer, could you please put together a scenario in USVI with Kelly, Luann and JZ (hate her!) ? I can imagine but I do not have the skills and the sense of humor you certeinly have… Thanks!

  86. MickeyMouth says:

    I found Luann’s newest music video. It’s awesome 🙂

  87. boston02127 says:

    Kelly’s so called modeling career must really be at a stand still. The fact that she is making such a big thing about anti bullying proves it. She’s got nothing else. The fact that she was the bully and she’s trying so hard to turn it around only proves what a total fool she is.

    I can only imagine her going to her kids school to talk about bullying. Her pulling out the tape of the NY wives in the VI and showing it to her daughters classmates.
    I feel so sorry for those two girls. What a totally warped mother they have.

  88. boston02127 says:

    I’ve never in my life heard of a woman in her 40’s being bullied. Not that she was bullied what so ever but what grown woman does not know enough to stop bullying in its place? She is making a bigger idiot of herself each second of the day she opens her mouth.

    • MickeyMouth says:

      In her defense she does have the mind of a child.

    • DarkSonnet says:

      If you follow her tweets today, she seems to be in a more manic mood.

      If you would say black, she would say white and defend it for 10 minutes.

      She might want to reconsider video taping her every move and just posting it without previewing it first.

      The cab ride from the Access interview is rather “revealing” at times. Wear some decent clothing for pete’s sake. And nobody is buying the crap that you are shoveling.

    • TLM says:

      The sad thing about this is that there really ARE adult bullies out there. It is a real issue in the workplace. At one job I was at, there were at least 2 psychos hellbent on making the lives miserable of those they decided were their targets. I was convinced at least one of them had a serious personality disorder and should be under psychiatric care. Management did nothing, and while many others were fired or laid off, they are still there, as far as I know. But we all saw how Kelly was treated, how even when she lashed out, people on the trip were still nice to her. They did not think to talk to her the way she spoke to them. I mean after she told them they could all continue their “vile behavior”, Ramona still said, “We’ll see you later sweetheart…we didn’t mean to upset you” and she STILL snapped at them that they were “demented”? Kelly was not bullied. On the contrary, she was treated very well when other people might have kicked her off the boat on the first night (and would have been justified in doing so for what she said to Bethenny). I would have told her to pack her bags and sit at the Fat Turtle to wait for a cab to come and take her to the airport. For her to say that she was bullied makes a mockery of people who really do suffer from this, just like a false claim of rape mocks women who really have been raped, and makes it that much harder for genuine claims to be put in doubt. It is reprehensible.

  89. Shadowsnomore says:

    I am so tired of Kelly and Jill trying to shovel their crap stories about St. John’s. Kelly you we gone for 4 days! I don’t care how badly you(only You) think you where bullied. It takes a lot more (drugs, alcohol, mental issues) to have the kind of breakdown that you had. Besides, that yacht and villa were both big enough that you could have found your own space away from the ladies if you really wanted to. Ramona posted pictures of the trip and you appeared pretty happy in those. I would think if you where bullied sooooo badly as you claimed, we would be able to read the distress on your face.

    Kelly is a liar and so is Jill! Alex never ordered Jill to leave. Jill volunteered to leave. She tried to make some grand entrance and expected the ladies to fall at her feet for her grand gesture. She felled flat on her face just as badly as she did when skating.Now she’s pathetically trying to place blame on someone else as usual. I’m sure that private plane Bobby chartered for you had water and a toilet. Please…. this woman needs to be bitch slapped for taking us as fools.

    I am disappointed in Sonja. I know that her divorce was ugly and she was left with not a lot of money but a lot of debt. It doesn’t excuse her poor judgment. Thank goodness no one was hurt. You never get behind the wheel of a car if you’ve been drinking. Call a friend, a cab, or sleep over for heaven sakes! I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. Bravo has portrayed her as the sex crazed, life of the party girl. I hope she owns up to her poor judgment and doesn’t cop an excuse like Kelly or Jill would. She will regain a small measure of my respect if she is honest.

    • couchon says:

      Kelly’s grapes were bullied when Bethenney threatened to stomp on them.

    • Hooked On Housewives says:

      This isn’t meant to be disparaging. Sonja out on the road alone at 2:00 A.M. just doesn’t sound right. Maybe she had settled in for the night somewhere other than home, had a few drinks because she knew she was in for the night then got upset about something and headed to a neutral corner (home).

      I know it doesn’t excuse drunk driving but Sonja being upset about something makes sense as to why she was not paying attention to the stop signs rather than arbitrarily drunk driving. Just thinking out loud.

  90. Annie1033 says:

    OH my god…..here is a tweet in response to someone by Kelly:

    @amacdebaca it was to set up safe sex. that’s why i said “hoebag”. ugh.

    You see guys?! It was aaaaaalllll a set up devised by Kelly for her to post her no-budget “PSA’s” on “Safe Sex” on freakin YOUTUBE.

    I actually have no more words. I can not contain the hatred. I just can’t.

    • Squirrels says:

      (Takes from Annie a hot glass of STFU. Passes it to Kelly on behalf of Annie).

    • Hooked On Housewives says:


      I’m with you. Kellamity is a legend in her own mind.
      If at first you try to spin and it doesn’t work
      Spin and spin and spin again.

      Kellamity is running out of excuses to explain her behavior. As for the hobag crack, Kellamity sat at the table with Jennifer, Jill and LuMann and proudly stated that she called Bethenny a hobag because Bethenny is one. At no time did she mention that her calling Bethenny a hobag would fit right into the study she’s doing on safe sex. In my mind all I can see is pretty little girl Kellamity getting her way because she learned to spin circumstances early on. Can you imagine what happened when someone dared to say no to this trollup?

      • Annie1033 says:

        Oh christ, no!
        And everyday she’s sputtering out so many different excuses!!
        And today?….today she had another one of her MANIC twittering days! I am convinced that she’s doing the same ol’ thing she’s done before and continues to do and like you said; just spin, spin, spin and this reunion is actually completely HUMILIATING for her. I wouldn’t expect anything less.

  91. LynnNChicago says:

    You may have already seen this, its pretty funny. I know Olivia will like it…

  92. celeste says:

    I have pms and it feels so good to shout this out to the world:

    I hope you put on 60 pounds and have to shop at Walmart for the rest of your days.
    That is all.

    • Kat says:

      When I have PMS, I listen to that Meredith Brooks song “Bitch”.
      It works for me… but then what does that say of me? 😉

  93. ilovelynn says:

    what anniieee said! love, patsy

  94. Had Enough! says:


    Cathartic. Ooh. Big word, Kelly.

    Now we have it on tape. She never claims that anyone bullied her on the reunion. See you back here on June 10, after the reunion show airs, and she starts claiming she was bullied.

    No, Kelly. It is not fun watching people attack you BECAUSE NO ONE ATTACKED YOU.

    And NOW she’s worried about her girls? She walks around with her vagina hanging-out and showing it all in Playboy and acting like a complete freakazoid on and off screen. Driving them around without seatbelts. Showing them her tweets.

    And she’s worried about what some anonymous people say and her kids might hear?


    Wish she had walked out of the taping on the yacht, broken her contract, and been kicked off the show.

    Love ya all, you hockey players!

    • TLM says:

      How come Bravo didn’t tell Jill Zarin she “had to go” on the trip? They didn’t tell Bethenny she had to go either. It sounded like it was at the discretion of each person. I’m not believing her story.

  95. RileyKitty says:

    RileyKitty2 @kikilet Battering a boyfriend fall under the umbrella of bullying. You did that. Hypocrite

  96. Olivia says:

    I kind of feel bad for Sonja too. Not excusing her, but she was beginning to grow on me in a curious way. She demonstrates a sense of empathy, not unlike Alex who seems grounded, and put up against the other members of Team Jill, she has a certain flair.

    I think most of us have had it with Jill, Kelly, and Lu Ann and are unable to see a storyline in which they all would not react the same as they have through the entire series. Bitchy wannabe showoffs.

  97. Had Enough! says:

    Liar liar pants on fire:

    @amacdebaca did you see the March PLAYBOY? the outreach was 239million people. thats so exciting. i was so flattered.

    Let’s see. The population of the U.S. is about 300 million. So more than 2/3 were “outreached”? Exactly what does that mean? Surely not “bought the magazine.” Playboy’s circulation in the U.S. is about 3 million copies. Its biggest selling issue reached about 7 million (back in 72). Playboy is nearly broke and down to 10 issues per year.

    But hey – they managed to have a 50th anniversary. Twice. Once just for this freaking moron. Remember how her bestie Jill raked her over the coals for that one?

    Restrain me, ladies. I am about to lose control.

  98. Had Enough! says:

    Fucking moron.

    @ZoeThinks watch what happens on the reunion show. stepford wives. lol.

    Does she mean they all acted like submissive robots OR that someone was told to get a big knife and kill her?

  99. couchon says:

    In case you missed this, go ahead and kill the messenger like Kellamity says. For your viewing displeasure) EXTRA tonight: Jill Zarin co-hosts -topic RHNYC reunion

  100. Misty'sMom says:

    regrettably I must rip myself away from this computer, address the carpel tunnel beginning to develop in my “mouse” hand and go to the grocery to lay in supplies before my pets and people revert to true cannabalism and decide to dine on ME. I shall return anon. :3

  101. Had Enough! says:

    Fucking moron.

    @amacdebaca there is no 8am flight home from st johns to new york. get the facts straight.

    Just because you left the house early in the morning doesn’t mean that there had to be a flight for you to get on right away. Apart from the fact that you had to get on the ferry to get to St. John (45 minutes) and allow an hour for check-in, there’s nothing to say that they didn’t just wanted to get you the fuck out of there and if you had to wait for a flight, so what.

    So they wouldn’t let you leave after lunch on the Olga the first day, but they were happy to whisk you away from the house. Now honestly, you fucking moron, why do you think that is? Could it be because everyone but you knows that your freakazoid meltdown was real, and not acting for ratings? Because they could see that you kept it going long after the cameras were off?

    You fucking moron.

    Seriously, ladies. I don’t know how much longer I can take it. (JUST KIDDING KELLY! I’M DOING THIS ALL TO AMUSE YOU).

  102. Had Enough! says:

    Fucking moron.

    @pajanimalmom what you read isn’t always the truth. was that in the nytimes?

    I have no idea what she’s talking about, but there were lots of nasty things about this fucking moron in the NYT, and since she is holding that up as the paragon of truth, I guess we can take them as true.

    Except that crap about being the most influential tastemaker. She may be too stupid to know about Google and search functions, but we’re not, and as I proved, the NYT never said any such thing about her.

    Liar liar pants on fire. You fucking moron.

    • LynnNChicago says:

      HadEnough! This is what Kelly was responding to, All of these tweets are from Pajnimalmom:

      @kikilet i never thot u can pull the race card w/ ur AMERICAN remark. Now I feel u r bullied me coz Im not the typical AMERICAN in ur head.
      about 1 hour ago via web in reply to kikilet

      Reply Retweet . @kikilet nytimes among others that’s why imj asking if that’s a lie. but u did community so maybe u did something wrong.
      about 2 hours ago via web in reply to kikilet

      Reply Retweet . @kikilet …wait are you pulling a race card on me with that american reply?
      about 2 hours ago via web in reply to kikilet

      Reply Retweet . @kikilet im american and a mere mortal. i believe in the greatness of america.
      about 2 hours ago via web in reply to kikilet

      Reply Retweet . @kikilet well u did punch yours. unless that is a lie and just a press release of some sort.
      about 2 hours ago via web in reply to kikilet

      Reply Retweet . @kikilet stop bullying but yes to punching boyfriends?
      about 2 hours ago via web in reply to kikilet

      Reply Retweet . @kikilet u cry unfair but hey life is. maybe u can just give all ur fortune to us mere mortals THEN u can say life really is unfair.
      about 2 hours ago via web in reply to kikilet

      Reply Retweet . @kikilet with ur stature,money,fame and fortune, you claim u r a victim of bullying! my gosh what about us with no money to buy hermes???

      • Had Enough! says:

        OH my – who is this Pajnimalmom and why isn’t she here, playing with us! Though I have to say I don’t get the thing about the money and the hermes (does she mean Birkin? isn’t hermes a scarf?). What’s money and overpriced handbags got to do with whether or not you are a victim of bullying. And I don’t get a race card thing out of this.

        Two whackjobs talking to one another?

  103. Had Enough! says:

    Fucking moron.

    @pajanimalmom are you sure about that? punching boyfriends?

    Yeah, you fucking moron. We are sure about it. It WAS in the NYT:


  104. iceNfire says:

    Why is Jill still talking about “The Book” nad why is she referring to it as “new”?

    Jill Zarin A few seats remaining for our appearance at the Hilton in Providence this SUNDAY at 4PM. I will be with Lisa and mom reading from our new book and doing my favorite part..the Q & A! Thank you to the Jewish Federation of RI for inviting us! To buy tickets go to http://www.JFRI.org

    • LynnNChicago says:

      Here is her tweet about the same event Ice..

      Jillzarin A few seats remaining for our appearance at the Hilton in Providence this SUNDAY at 4PM…a few as in a few hundred.

      Having trouble getting asses in the chairs?

      • Kat says:

        I’d rather be in jail with Sonja. 😉

      • Hooked On Housewives says:

        LOL @Lynn saying “trouble getting asses in the chairs”

        It’s not asses Jillousy should be worried about. She should be worried about the part of the body that pulls out the credit card to pay for her book.

    • LynnNChicago says:

      This “event” to see Jill, her sister and her mother is $36 per person!?!?!? Is she insane? People can see her for free at book signings. They will be lucky to get 10 people to show.

      I so have to know how many show up for this thing!!!

      • Hooked On Housewives says:

        Please. Please. Please let us know how many show up.
        I’ll bet a fiver that she has at least 5 people. Herself, Ally, Bobby, Lisa, and Gloria. I don’t think Kellamity will show. Kellamity can’t read and she doesn’t listen so what good would she be to head harpy?

      • celeste says:

        I’ll go but only so I can throw some rotten tomatoes at the 3 witches.

      • witchywoman13 says:

        I called the Jewish Federation today after I saw that post on FB and clicked the link to where they tell you how much. I asked the woman if the $36/person went to the federation and she said “it goes towards paying for the event”. So I asked if the authors got paid and she wasn’t sure.

        FYI…In Hebrew, 18 = the letter Chai; it is customary for Jewish organizations to ask for donations in denominations of Chai (or 18). So $36 would be considered double-Chai. Just a little useless information in case anyone was wondering why that particular number.

  105. RileyKitty says:

    Jill doesn’t seem to get that no one wants to see her. The only reason I would go to anything she was at is if I could get a Team BRAS in the front & Jill Zarin is a vile bitch on the back shirt made & sit right in the front row. I would interrupt her every chance I got just like she did at Lulu’s event. You guys can text me every few minutes so my phone will be a disruption. I can program it with a ringtone of Alex laughing. LOL

    • iceNfire says:

      Reminder to self: Always be on Team RileyKitty. lol

      • Hooked On Housewives says:

        Myself. I’m going to be on team Riley Kitty and team Had Enough.

      • RileyKitty says:

        I was hoping you’d be sitting right next to me ice with “have you got your notes now, bitch?” on the back of your Team BRAS shirt!! LOL

        • LynnNChicago says:

          I want to go to one of Jill’s book signings, If she ever comes to Chicago, I’m going to put Alex & Simon’s book in front of her face and make her sign THAT!

          • RileyKitty says:

            That would be hilarious. Better yet, show up with both of Bethenny’s books & DVD along with SILEX’s book. Act like you are fumbling around looking for her book & then say oh that’s right I didn’t waste my money on your book. I can just see her face 🙂

  106. hooked on reality says:

    I think it was Jill and Kelly who stomped out of the reunion early, because both of them tweeted hours before the reunion finished taping. I am happy to hear B is not friend w/ Jill again. I do not think Jill has a heart.

  107. iceNfire says:

    LOL @ Bethenny :
    When Zap2it spoke with Kelly’s castmate Bethenny Frankel about Bensimon, Frankel said, “To be honest with you, I can’t comment on an emotionally unstable person. She would tell me I was Chinese and how am I going to comment on it?”

  108. chickentales says:


    @kikilet The Tribe has spoken. http://tvwatch.people.com/2010/06/01/kelly-bensimon-anti-bullying-real-housewives/?cp=all 4 minutes ago via web in reply to kikilet Retweeted by kikilet

    * Reply
    * Retweet

    • DarkSonnet says:

      OMG – Somebody who tweets PLEASE suggest to this moron that she might want to read the scathing comments posted to this ridiculous clip.

      Those are the “Tribe” members she should be listening to.

      No wonder she has those high topped pink Wellington boots. She needs them for her own protection from the BS she spews 20 hours a day.

  109. lillybee says:

    I think the one who stood up and stomped her foot sounds like Kelly.

    • celeste says:

      Yes, she was channeling Mr. Ed.

      • Hooked On Housewives says:

        A few blogs back I think I remember a link where it stated that Ramona stomped her foot at the reunion. I could be way wrong. But that’s my recollection.

  110. DarkSonnet says:

    @HAD ENOUGH quoted the following Kelly twitter:

    “@amacdebaca – did you see the March PLAYBOY? the outreach was 239million people. thats so exciting. i was so flattered.”

    Big Whoop, Kells.

    The “outreach” to 239 million people is merely the projected number of the targeted customers for Ads/Marketing through print, electronic media, newsletters, etc., optimally reaching target customers MULTIPLE times.

    In simple terms, so Kelly can understand – OUTREACH means ADVERTISING!

    Buy a clue, get a brain, something, but please STAAWWP with the bullshit. We are not the idiots in these exchanges.

    Hang in there Had Enough! Thanks for expressing what many of us are feeling!

    I have a piece of strawberry pie for you. With real whipped cream and everything…

    • desertgal66 says:

      FOFL!! She honestly believes that 239 million people swarmed to buy that issue of Playboy because she was in it!?

      Just when you think that Kellamity can’t really be that dumb, she’ll remind you that she is.

      • Hooked On Housewives says:

        LOL. Well she knows Bawby bought it because he has all the Playboy issues back to 1979 and on top of that Kellamity knows that Bawby wants to look at her!!!!! OMG. Can you picture that? Bawby looking at the magazine and………never mind. Way too gross.

        • ImToula says:

          What would you do if your wife was Jiiiiizzz?????
          Would you Jiiiiiizzzzz her?

    • Had Enough! says:

      Oh man I do love strawberry pie!

  111. Hooked On Housewives says:

    Would someone call the head harpy and let her know that Prince Harry will be coming to NY soon. I know that in her tiny little mind the harpy was best friends with Princess Diana and godmother to Princes William and Harry. I don’t want her to miss a photo op.

    • RileyKitty says:

      Hooked, you never fail to crack me the eff up, LMAO!

    • DarkSonnet says:

      Harpy Harridan will be preoccupied with her new Bestie Patty Stanker coming into town. You know, Harpy has to cast that show, take care of production sites, instruct everybody in what she wants them to do and say.

      And give them the list of people that are their enemies, even though they have never met them.

      So busy, Harpy.

    • desertgal66 says:

      The royal protection officers have met Harry’s stepmother, so they know a harpy when they see one. I’m betting Lunatic would get a block and deflect maneuver from one of them. Course, she’s probably think the guy was inviting her to have unsafe sex…

  112. A former Jill fan says:

    Wow, Ramona sure did tell a lot. Thank goodness! LOL!

  113. Jessie says:

    So I’m a long time lurker but never poster. I LOVE reading this blog. I loved reading TWOP…except they sucked.

    Anyway, I’m not sure if this matters but I recently had a computer crash and had to borrow a friends. Obviously I have this blog on my favorites but when trying to “google” it it would NOT COME UP. I seriously tried so many google searches (i hate jill zarin; i hate jill zarin lynn chicago (and seriously i tired with i hate jill zarin squirrels; i hate jill zarin iceycan! remembering those poster names (which I think makes me pretty pitiful!)) and I could not locate it. It only brought up the hub whatever that you used to have. Finally I searched through some of those old posts and found a link here. My point is, I love this sight and would think it should be so much easier to come up in a search so other pissed off TWOP and “fans” of RHNY can come here! Can we do something to help with that.?

    Anyway I hate this is my “intro” here but i’ve been burned before at twop by other posters so i tend to keep quite. i’m hoping i may change that here!

    • RileyKitty says:

      Welcome, WELCOME!!!! I am a former TWoPer myself. Please feel free to post, once in a while we will get invaded by trolls but for the most part we are all very respectful of one another. The wit & insight posted here can be rivaled by no one. We have the best group. So please post often 🙂

    • Hooked On Housewives says:


      Welcome. The women on this blog are hot but they won’t burn you (not unless you start it) LOL. Just kidding. Welcome to the world Lynn made.

  114. Hope says:

    There is a video on http://www.theinsider.com where Luanne is talking about Sonja’s arrest. She talks about her new boyfriend. LOL I tried to post the link but it’s not going through. Sorry, maybe I’m doing it wrong.

  115. Jessie says:

    RileyKitty…thanks for that!

    I have to say I love everyone that posts here! they make me laugh, agree, disagree, think, reflect, etc. That is what I’m totally looking for.

    LynnNChicago I thank you for doing this site that I could only wish I had for the last seasons! You are truly a great writer/thinker/philosopher! about these shows and this place alone has made me smile daily lately. I cannot wait for the last few episodes and enjoying them here with all of you! I am from Northern, NJ and thought housewives in NJ would be my ultimate but again I agree with all that is said here regarding them. i can’t even decide if I should watch their boring asses, let alone your decision to write recaps of them! Either way, I’m here and I’m reading and I’m totally enjoying!

    • LynnNChicago says:

      Thank you so much Jessie! Thanks too for letting me know about the Google thing. It surprises me because I have all these different stats pages and it does say people find this site by searching all of those that you mentioned. The #1 listed is I Hate Jill Zarin. Maybe they didn’t come from Google but from other search engines. I’m going to look at it more closely.

      Thanks again Jessie and WELCOME!!!

      • couchon says:

        Lynn, your blog could be used as a resource in college media and psychology courses. I know you have discovered a few new personality disorders on the RHNYC.

      • Squirrels says:

        if you put in the key words Jill Zarin in Google, it comes up as #1. However, it is the hub blog. I suggested Lynn posting one more thread giving the new site addy, but don’t know if that is possible.

    • Char12 says:

      Welcome Jessie. there’s a great bunch of ladies her that’s for sure!

  116. chickentales says:

    Not sure if this has been posted but it’s worth repeating. It’s as annoying as she is

    • RileyKitty says:

      This is the best at showcasing how dumb she really is. I wish someone would put one together for this season showcasing how crazy she is. LOL

  117. Shannon says:


    Has a video from today with Luann. She talks about Sonja’s arrest, the reunion & Kelly. Oh yeah, she now has a boyfriend. YUCK!!!!

  118. chickentales says:

    This makes me pee a little.

  119. emt2 says:


    At least Kelly acknowledges that the fighting with Bethenny raises her profile.

    “If it wasn’t for her attacking me, people wouldn’t know me the way they do,” she says.

    *This is proof that Kelly knows that she wouldn’t exist to the public if it were not for Bethenny. No one cares about her tweets about charities and nasty looking cupcakes. It’s only when she is being crazy about Bethenny that people pay attention to old Meth face. Well, if B isn’t on the show next season, there is no reason why Kelly should stay. She is so boring and even her crazy antics are kinda dull.

    • RileyKitty says:

      CrazyTrain Kelly is still claiming Bethenny attacked her. Kelly, you can keep saying you were attacked or bullied but your brain seems incapable of remembering it is all on tape & we saw it. So to quote Bethenny, we all see it, it is you. So stop with the fucken bullshit. GO TO SLEEP!!!!!

  120. Silly String says:

    I hope people just keep tweeting Kelly that link saying, “THIS is REAL bullying.” Or “conviction of assault = bullying”

    Meanwhile, while, if Sonja was legally drunk, which frankly, we don’t know yet? Or frankly, even if she wasn’t? Her lawyer is not going to have her issue a public apology for it unless she plans on pleading guilty. That would be a very stupid move legally.

    For PR? Sure, simply apologizing and saying she deeply regrets her bad judgment would be best, but those statements could be used against her in court.

    Meanwhile, Kelly gets her way. Huge magazine leads with “BULLYING” and more people will see that than will see the story inside. It’s right there next to the chewing gum and candy bars while waiting to pay for your groceries. Huge PR 102 (change the topic) win for her.

    Kelly is shown to be nuts.

  121. Jessie says:

    I realized that this link: https://lynnnchicago101.wordpress.com/2010/05/28/i-hate-jill-zarin-twitter-update-may-28-2010/

    came up on the google search but because I saw the twitter ref. i assumed it was twitter n I am total non-twitter so I just didn’t even click the link assuming it was you twitter account! my apologies for making you do any work thinking that you were not coming up on the google search.

  122. Shannon says:

    I’ll try again. I’ve been trying to post a link for about a hour and it’s not showing up but I will try again. Here is a link to a new interview with Luann from today. She talks about Sonja’s arrests, the reunion and crazy Kelly. LOL Oh yeah, she now has a boyfriend. YUCK!!!!


  123. iceNfire says:

    Lynn I found this in my google alert:

    The Book Stall at Chestnut Court – http://bookstallblog.blogspot.com/

  124. boston02127 says:

    Well…. just about everyone ban me from their facebook accts. Oh well. That didn’t last long. One week on facebook. Those NJ & NY house wives were such bullies to me.
    Boo freakin hoo. NEXT!

    • couchon says:

      Boston2127, at times like this ask yourself what would Kelly and Jill do-then do the opposite.

    • A former Jill fan says:

      LOL! My 3rd account is about to be banned or closed for posting links. 😛

    • The Digger says:

      Already banned? That didn’t even last 24 hours. Well done! Now go sign up again under another name 🙂 Rinse and repeat.

  125. iceNfire says:

    nope admin site again

  126. hooked on reality says:

    Jessie, I am having the same problem with finding this site. Everytime i try to log on here i have to go to my email and click on the link that Lynn sent me. I cannot find this site by doing a web search. Since it is a blog u should be able to get to it by typing in Lynnnchicago101 but i don’t get to this site. I have tried using google and bing. How does everyone else log on to this site?

  127. Edinburger says:

    Long time lurker first time poster all the way from sunny Scotland! Great blogs Lynne, and you guys are so entertaining.

    @Chickentales that video was great. “Cartwheels have no price”. Well Kelly go cartwheel off the side of a cliff.

    Can someone please remove Kelly from Twitter and remind her she has two children to bring up? It worries me that she is in charge of two kids yet seems to spend her life talking utter shit on Twitter. Saying that, I can’t be sure that she is legally allowed to be alone with her children because she is so frightning. I began this season hating Jill, but my hatred for Kelly has surpassed that.There are no words that will do her justice. Deluded? Crazy? Nasty? Jealous? Insecure? Who frickin knows. She actually makes me want to beat my head against the desk. I would probably do cartwheels and eat jelly beans if Bravo ditched her next season, probably not considering the attention and ratings her behavious has brought in.

    What annoys me the most about Kelly, Lulu and Jizzle is that everything they have is a result of who they married. I have no respect for them, whereas I have huge amounts of respect for Ramona, Alex and Bethenny because they actually work.

    Lynne, ask Alex and Simon what really happened that night in VI when the cameras were switched off? I would say ask what Kelly is like off camera but it seems by her twitter and you tube videos that she is even worse.

  128. hooked on reality says:

    Jessie, I am having the same problem finding this blog using the search area. The only way i can get here is to go to my email and click on the address that Lynn sent me. Since this is a blog u should be able to find it by typing in lynnnchicago101 , but this site does not come up. I have tried google and bing. How does everyone else get here, do you type in the whole address including the year, month and day and ihate jill?

  129. HD says:

    Kelly is about as dumb as they get. She is so happy about that US cover when the tagline is about her breakdown. This woman is soooooooooooo STUPID! I mean I have never in my life seen anyone this dumb. If you could get a degree for being dumb she would have a PH.d and graduate summa cum laude!

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  131. katiecoo says:

    Ok so Kelly has an Anti Bully PSA. What’s next? Jill doing a PSA on how to deal with so called friends who tie you up and kick you to the sidewalk refusing you water and a bathroom for days on end? All because of one gal who’s jealous of you? Oh, and how to deal with these kinds of situations, particularly if you go 9 hours out of your way to land in them. ::salute::


  132. Jenni says:

    To those who want to find the site easily: I just create a shortcut to the most recent blog on my desktop by right-clicking on the white space on the blog. The to get to a new blog, once Lynn announces there is one, I go to the top of the blog I am on, click on the blue LynnNChicago link right under the title, and that takes me to a listing of all Lynn’s blogs so I can then click the link to her newest one.

    BTW, anyone think Kelly watches and discusses the episodes with her kids so she can come up with answers to the questions people will be asking that will be more plausible? Her her children accept an explaination, maybe it will fly with the (stupid, in her mind?) American public?

  133. LadeyDiana says:

    Check out this new interview with Jill Zarin. So, so outrageous!!! Real Housewives of New York Jill Zarin Interview http://bit.ly/aWiuBK by @tvguide about 3 hours agoLatest: Real Housewives of New York Jill Zarin Interview http://bit.ly/aWiuBK by @tvguide

  134. LadeyDiana says:

    Check out this new interview with Jill Zarin. She still blames Alex for everything. So, so outrageous!!! Real Housewives of New York Jill Zarin Interview http://www.tvguide.com/News/Real-Housewives-New-1019171.aspx

    • nynotes says:

      LadeyDiana, thanks for the tvguide.com link! Jill Zarin is definitely deluded. Not only does she blame Alex, she also has to mention that Bravo paid for the trip to the Virgin Islands attempting to put Ramona in her place. I believe most viewers knew that Bravo picked up the tab.

      Great blog by Lynn! And it takes forever and a day to read the comments, yet they are well worth it!

      I’m sure this has been mentioned many times, but the reason Jill has been so difficult this season is she’s jealous of Bethenny. In her deluded mind, she thought she was the breakout star and deserved her own show. The season finale of season 2 showed a preview of Zarin’s downfall- removing the signage @ the bar and the whole step and repeat bullshit. Then The Today Show fiasco. And planting a story in the New York Daily News regarding Alex and Simon not returning for season 4. From my understanding, not one housewife is signed on for the next season as of yet.

      Yes I do hate Jill Zarin!

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