I Hate Jill Zarin A letter to Andy Cohen June 2, 2010
First, I want to wish Andy Cohen a Happy Birthday!
Andy, I’m sorry to give you this bad news on your birthday but one of your Housewives have gone over the edge, off the deep end, round the bend, lost their marbles, off their rocker, you get the picture.
Your #6 New York Housewife, Kelly Killoren Bensimon, has absolutely lost her mind, she is Tweeting fast and furious, giving interviews, responding to fans, good and bad and opening herself and Bravo up to nothing but problems!
How can you let this woman run wild unchecked like this? I know it is your birthday but sometimes we have to put festivities aside to deal with emergencies. This is a 911 emergency if I’ve ever seen one!
The other ladies on the show are promoting their wares, doing interviews to promote the finale and reunion shows that are coming up, they are working, dining, living their lives. Kelly, not so much! Kelly is arguing with fans of the show, she is lying, she is making videos, giving out advice, and making a complete horse’s ass out of herself.
She truly believes that the other women bullied her, if that is what happened, why did you edit it to look like Kelly bullied all of the other women? Kelly told us in a Network TV interview that she was FORCED by Bravo executives to go to the USVI with the other ladies. If that is true, why didn’t you force Luann and Jill to go as well? Why are you so cruel to Kelly? Why would you force her to go somewhere she didn’t want to go with people she didn’t want to be with? You know that these women don’t like Kelly, you know how mean they all are to her. Why did you show us the exact opposite of what Kelly claims?
So again Andy, I’m telling you that this is all your fault and you need to do something to fix it! You cannot leave this woman unprotected and unarmed out in the world with two daughters!
What to do? Hell if I know Andy, you’re on your own. You created this monster, you deal with her! Take away her Blackberry, take away her computer and any video equipment she may have in her possession. Keep her away from reporters, bloggers and at least 2 miles away from any TV studio!
Take her to a hospital, call her psychic, call her mommy and daddy, just DO SOMETHING!
Thank you for your time and I hope you’re enjoying your birthday!