I Hate Jill Zarin Newest Twitter Member June 3, 2010
Great news, finally joining the ranks of the Twitter family is the long suffering, Ginger Zarin!
I don’t know who this is but whoever it is, I love them to death!!! Kudos to whoever created Ginger Zarin’s Twitter page!!! The best part is the photograph that shows Ginger shitting on Jill’s book! I love it!
Follow the poor dog @GingerZarin
Some tweets from Ginger Zarin:
I just read the labels from the pile of clothes being returned to Sax on the bed. Let’s just say “Not a size 1”. wink wink nudge nudge.
My only hope is to choke on a lambchop to save myself and #itsJillZarinsfault
@RitaFarbulous No Rita, I can’t speak so pooping was my only means as a nonverbal cry for help…until now.
@RitaFarbulous psssst Susan Saunders lives here. If you know what I mean. wink wink. nudge nudge.
@RitaFarbulous I remember the day of that photo well, Rita. It was either that or her matzah ball soup and I was hungry. You see my choice.
@scorpios_sting Thank you. A dog’s gotta do what a dog’s gotta doo. It was my first non-verbal cry for help. Unfortunately, I am still here
@anthroboi Thank you for spreading the word. It’s the only we can make change in the world. Plus all that cat litter is starting to stink
I will be replacing the “Team Jill” t-shirts on the Zarin website with ones that read “Free Ginger” as soon as I can sneak it- Look for it.
We had to buy another apartment to fit the truckloads of her books she is shipping in to up the sales numbers. I dream of living over there.
@Jillzarin What do you mean you can’t watch it live tonight? You and I watched the DVD Bravo sent you of it last weekend. You cussed again.
It was nice knowing you all. @jillzarin is following me so I am in for one hell of a beating tonight. LIsten up JZ NO MORE MATZAH BALL SOUP
@dinamanzo We have a whole room full of cats that @jillzarin has nabbed from Amazon reviewers. This is my public service announcement to you
@RealOldHouswife In all due respect to Gary Colemen, May God rest his soul, Whatchootalkinbout “nasty little rodent dog”, Willis?
@LynnNChicago I have admired you and the work your do for humanity for a very long time. PS HELP!!!
@bdonahueweedman It’s animal cruelty to fire @jillzarin and make her stay home with me. Are you saying you are not against that? For shame!
I hate Thrusday nights. Shrill yelling and the current count of broken TVs is 12. Those painted gold statuettes break em with one throw..
Gloria likes Lisa best. I heard her tell Sol.
@simonvankempen @mccordalex Can you be a ghost writer for @jillzarin so if there is a book2 her book tour will last longer & I have peace?
@bravoandy Whatever you do, don’t fire the red head. That means more time at home with me. It’s never too early to prevent animal suffering
I ate her spanx before the ice skating party. Now you understand.
@Kikilet only named her dog “Chief” so she could say to @Bethenny ‘s dog “You’re a COOKie, not a CHiEF”.
(Undo) .Bethenny in case you missed it – talked to @accesshollywood about rhony. http://ow.ly/1TIf9
You should have seen the veins popping in her neck when Alex and Simon’s book bypassed the Sax Tin Man’s. (nicname since Sax party attire)
Bethenny was the only ray of sunshine in my dark La Cucaraci apartment days. Red head will pay for my suffering now.
so when I found that out I held in my dookie for 5 hours then let it fly, hoping to also get the apt. redecorated as a win/win. Didn’t work.
I wasn’t even sick when that vet came to the apt. She just wanted to show off a home visit and freak me in front of vet and cameras…
It was the longest moment of peace I had had in months.
I sent that reviewer the Brazilian gummy bears as a thank you for the review. JZ moped for days and left me alone to play in the apt mirrors
Yes she threatened the reveiwer on Amazon but I am the one who wanted to steal the cat. I edited that part in. Give a dog a keyboard…
Kelly fed me “special” gummy bears. Between me and you there is nothing unprocessed about em. Especially with the “powdered sugar” coating.
She is taking me to the reunion so anytime someone asks a question about what she’s done she’ll just say I have to go potty
Please don’t vote red headed warrior off the show. Then she will be home more. Give a dog a break.
There was a toilet and water available on the priveate plane to St. John. Quit your whining. Who aks and adult if they need to “go potty”?
Stupid pink shirt she is making me wear says “I love mommy”
I hate lambchops. I only eat them hoping to choke on a bone and save myself.
Bleeeechhhhh! Jill’s matzoh ball soup again
Alex & Simon will be Tweeting during the show on Bravo’s Talk Bubble tonight..from Twitter:
. Any idea where @McCordAlex & I will b 2nite when we TalkBubble for the finale of NY #realhousewives I think we’ll make RH History @BravoTV.
Yes & tks 2 @GoGoInflight we’ll be tweeting from 30,000ft RT @LynnNChicago: @SimonvanKempen you will be in the air on your way to CHICAGO!
Our psychotic TROLL told Simon (on Twitter) to watch out for me because I’m crazy and have an obsession with Jill Zarin….LMAO I’m sure Simon is afraid of me…hahaha…here is Simon’s response…
From Simon to xxxxxxxxxl I will find out 4sure Saturday, but I think I see a softening in her blogs recently to more pity & less hate.
That answers the earlier question about Alex and Simon reading the blogs! Love you Alex & Simon!!! But no Simon, we still hate Jill! lol
p.s I did notice after I prepared this blog that Nancyusa posted the above Tweets already…I blocked the name but you all know who it is. Thanks to everyone who stood up for me on Twitter.