I Hate Jill Zarin News and Other Issues July 4, 2010
CBS is building the hype for Big Brother already. There is a video tour hosted by Julie Chen of the newly decorated Big Brother House. It looks great completely empty, we didn’t get to see the “Have-Not’s” bedroom but knowing Big Brother it is a miserable place!
There are also videos of all of the houseguests for the upcoming season on the CBS website.
Annie is a bi-sexual bartender who seems a little flighty. She doesn’t seem all that smart to me, we’ll see how it plays out. She says she will not reveal that she is bi-sexual immediately because she feels it will put a target on her back. Personally, I don’t buy the bi-sexual thing but to each their own.
Brenden is a swim coach from California, he also claims to have a PhD in Physics but watching his interview, it is tough to tell! We’ll see how much his education helps him through the game.
Hayden is a 24 year old college student from Arizona. All I can say about Hayden is, “dude, stay in school!”
Matt is a web designer, coming from just around the corner from me in Elgin Illinois, newly married and with an entire arm tattoo (I hate those) he seems like a big mouth who will immediately have a target on his back. If you tied his arms behind his back, he wouldn’t be able to talk.
Kristin is a boutique manager from Philly, claims to be misunderstood by strangers. If she means that she comes off as a dumbass, I don’t think anyone misunderstood! She wants to use the money to open her own business.
Monet, our one and only African American housemate (what is up with that?) is a model from Glen Carbon Illinois. (Never heard of that town) She claims to want to get some modeling gigs from the show, at least she’s honest. Monet claims to have no patience for ditzy girls, or guys who think that they are “all that”. Okedokey!
Brittney, the token blonde bubbly sex kitten, they have to have at least one every season, right? A hotel sales manager from Arkansas she notes one of her favorite activities as “arguing”. Huh? She feels like she has an advantage because she’s watched every season of Big Brother in the past. I bet all the others never even heard of BB before their appearance on the show…sheesh!
We have a few more days before the premier so we’ll cover some of the other rocket scientists later. It’s going to be one hell of a season!
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
News broke yesterday about our lovely and talented (yes that was sarcasm) Teresa Giudice and her sexy and very juicy husband Joe. (more sarcasm)
It seems that Joe likes to play games with signing other people’s names to legal documents (allegedly) …hmm, I’m not expert but isn’t that illegal? Joe clams that he signed the document with the other party’s approval, well Joe that argument didn’t work for Dina Manzo and it isn’t going to work for you!
What the hell makes someone think that they can sign someone else’s name and get away with it? I feel like Al Pachino, “We have the law on our side! And we have the truth on our side!” (that was Pacino, right?)
I have absolutely nothing against the state of New Jersey or the fine people who live there, but where the hell did Bravo find these people? I know, in a hair salon, well Bravo you get what you pay for, ok? Learned your lesson? I doubt it!
This could be big trouble for Juicy Joe, he could do jail time if found guilty. Of course there are always hefty fines to pay, but being in the midst of a bankruptcy could excuse him of any fines or fees. I am no attorney, but this seems pretty bad.
The reports of this new allegation against Joe also seem to include the fact that the Giudice’s have more money than possibly they reported in their bankruptcy. Hidden money maybe for that “fresh start” that Teresa mentioned?
READ THIS @newyorkpost Report: Broke ‘Housewives’ hubby accused of forgery – http://bit.ly/cmeg2A
I think that the people at Bravo literally jump up and down when reports like this appear. Every time they mention Juicy Joe and his wife Teresa, they include the name of the show, The Real Housewives of New York and sometimes even include “Bravo”. Makes more people watch perhaps?
Let’s check in on Twitter to see what our favorite housewives are talking about today:
Kelly Bensimon – @kikilet
Happy 4. We are all so lucky. Pinch yourselves today
I love my social life mag cover. Have a great night
getting ready for the social life mag party. have a great night
My jewelry is available at intermixonline.com.
mollivitta @kikilet i’m loving the jewelry on intermix!
get ready @bradleyirion my hairdresser is going to show you later how to get kellylocks and kellylights. its so easy!!!
@VEROCHICKY the jewelry is sold in intermix stores only
@NicLitwin ny doesnt make you cool, loving life makes you cool. complaining is boring. do something different today.
@LaTroyWatson working out is so easy. get out there, run 2miles, do a few squats,lunges, a headstand and go and have funnnnnnnnnn
@kellyclaman summer is about wearing cool inexpensive objects, spend time with friends and save your big purchases for fall.
@kissmystyle i love jcrew, its perfect for ALL girls. jenna lyons is the coolest. Madewell is cool, too.
check out my jewelry line at at INTERMIX in all 24 stores across the US. wooooooooooo
whos coming to my SOCIAL LIFE magazine cover party tonight?
Get this from jennifer miller jewelry. It screams summer http://twitpic.com/223z3v
@NYCmom23 my girls have a tutor come every sat and sun. they have written books with her, and created their own magazine.
Just bought the coolest shocking hot pink jcrew tee. Get one now
@Scorpiosue1102 @perezhilton is a marketing genius. Yes.
@SueG101 everyone is missing the message: stop bullying. Period. No blaming, just Spread the word.
These span over the last 24-hours, the top one is the most recent, I’m going to pinch myself any minute now. Does it sound like she is inviting all of Twitter-land to her Social Life Magazine Party? I bet if anyone showed up, they would be escorted away from the entrance by security! I don’t get why her daughters have a weekend tutor? It sounds like they’re doing creative writing projects but aren’t weekends for having fun and playing outdoors? What is there to say about her opinion of Perez Hilton? She’s a wackadoodle!
Jill Zarin – @jillzarin the past 24 hours:
Happy July 4th! Everyone getting ready to head east. Going to a friends farm with the children then beach bonfire again! Stay safe today!
@CarsonGriffith left sl now onto the box!
@franticee I promise it isn’t my employee! But it’s so funny!
At party to support magazine cover! Hot!!@kikilet !! http://twitpic.com/227t80
@thecarolineann put on YouTube!
Getting ready to go with the entire clan. Kids and all. Happy Sat night!
@franticee I do NOT tweet for my dog.
@CarsonGriffith you never came! See you tonight mama!
Just got a few invites for this exclusive travel site. More than 75% off on vacation packages. Join now >> http://lx.im/5Fti (Ad)
Jill claims that she does not tweet for her dog and then later promises that it is not one of her employees. As most of you know, there are two Twitter accounts (that I know of) that use Jill’s dog’s name. One is in support of Jill, the other clearly is not.
Here’s my question, a few weeks back Jill tweeted that she would be blocking anyone who followed her “biggest haters”. She then went on to send private DM tweets to people trying to get them to unfollow me and avoid being blocked by Jill. (can you say too much time on your hands). I’m sure some people did unfollow me to avoid being blocked, but many did not and many sent me copies of her DM’s.
Jill claims to have come up with this unfollow or block idea from Dina Manzo who did something similar with TweetMaxine. Dina Manzo also has a popular Twitter account for her cat, Grandma Wrinkles (gag me). Suddenly an account pops up with Jill’s dog’s name…..things that make you go hmmmm
The last tweet has to be an ad for a travel site, I refuse to click on the link knowing she will probably get paid for every click.
Have a very happy Fourth of July! Thank you to the brave men and women who serve and who have served in our Armed… http://fb.me/AQL6OHSH
With Zilia in Grand Place, Brussels built in the 1600s. One of the most beautiful squares I’ve ever seen!! http://fb.me/APDzq2Oy
Love weddings! Haven’t been to one In ages. http://fb.me/zWMratKK
Taking the fast train from Paris to Brussels! http://fb.me/Cz4SgYci
Aston found the hamster before we did. RIP fluffy.
Can you believe I’m bringing only a carry-on for my two-week trip to Europe? It’s all about being organized (it being summer helps).
I talk about HIV/AIDS because as a nurse I know that this disease is still spreading in NYC and around the world. http://fb.me/BPTTJNRe
Sharing a plate of langoustines with Sonja! http://fb.me/C6I0fhJv
Meeting Sonja for lunch at Nello’s!
I’m meeting today with a great choreographer to work on my Fire Island appearance in August. http://fb.me/DPDtdRd9
Yahoo Music is interviewing me about my music today. http://fb.me/wNYexKXo
Noel’s hamster is AWOL! He’s going to kill me (Noel, not the hamster)!! http://fb.me/BUUr2ITn
I don’t know if it is because Luann did a turn around toward the end of the season on the reunion and on her Bravo blog, but she doesn’t offend me as much as she used to. I actually chuckled when she talked about her son’s Hamster (RIP Fluffy). Don’t get me wrong, I would be perfectly happy if she wasn’t on RHONY anymore but I still think we have bigger fish to fry.
I reviewed Alex and Simon’s tweets but there really isn’t anything interesting to report. They are so great that they typically tweet responses to questions and requests for tweets saying Happy Birthday or Happy Anniversary so they’re aren’t necessarily exciting, but they are definitely two of the nicest people on Twitter!
Ramona @ramonasinger tweeted:
@ramonasinger: Every1 has been asking about my underarm/ veal chop procedure lol To hear the experience 1st hand read my new blog post! – http://ow.ly/26f3k
Sonja @sonjatmorgan responded:
ramonasinger I got the experience first hand! Up close and reeeal personal!
For all the crazy people who were criticizing Bethenny and Jason on the most recent episode of Bethenny’s Getting Married? can relax about the trash on the steps of city hall (not any of you, but on the internet in general) Here is Bethenny’s tweet:
Fyi jason&i picked up our gyro after city hall.we had an appointment,no food allowed,we were in a rush, but I wanted to finish.
Twitter followers for the NYC Housewives:
Bethenny = 205,596
Jill = 82,872
Ramona = 48,147
Alex = 43,028
Kelly = 36,036
Luann = 29,073
Sonja = 22,668
Back to the Jersey girls, is it just me or does Danielle seem more worthy of our sympathy after seeing that vicious Teresa attacking her last week? I have a feeling it is going to swing more into Danielle’s favor next Monday. (notwithstanding the sex tape that I cannot get completely out of my head…hoping time will heal)
Could these people be any more low-rent? The fact that Bravo is allowing Ashley to blog says to me that they are trying to attract lesser intelligent viewers in a completely different demographic from New York. The fact remains that the NJ ladies got physical and that is never ok! Reading Teresa’s blog and Ashley’s blog literally makes me want to vomit! There is no intelligence, no sophistication, no class whatsoever in these people! Ashley’s is another 4-page blog and I couldn’t even get through it all! I read enough to know that she defends herself for her stupid little wave to Danielle, she does think of herself as a model but prefers to get into acting. I think Gia has a better shot than Ashley, and that ain’t sayin much!
Ashley goes on and on in her blog with the “Aunt Caroline” and “aunty this, aunty that”. These people are not even related to her! The women that Ashley is referring to are Chris’s sisters. Ashley, these women are not your aunts! I’m no expert but I don’t think there is such a thing as a “step-aunt”. This girl wants to be a Manzo so badly she can taste it! Too bad she’s too old for Chris to adopt her! If he hasn’t done it in 14 years, apparently he has no desire to do it!
Jacqueline, reign in this kid, she is going to end up in jail, on drugs or pregnant! Don’t these people realize how bad they are looking? Doesn’t Jacqueline realize how Ashley is negatively affecting both of their reputations? There is no defense for this girl!
She recently blocked me on Twitter for saying she was arrested. She tweeted me back saying, “I was never arrested”. First of all, I wasn’t talking to her, she butted into a conversation on Twitter that I was having with someone else! Secondly, it is all semantics, she may not have been “technically” arrested but she did receive a summons to appear in front of a judge for committing a crime. Period! She was found guilty and did have to pay a fine! Maybe a few days in jail would have adjusted her attitude!
Why am I watching this JUNK? Someone please save me from The Real Housewives of New Jersey!
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Until Next Time………..
Late addition: @GingerZarin on Twitter – so funny! I’m really pulling for the little one to be rescued someday soon! Whoever is behind it deserves to be recognized, hopefully someday they will come out and identify themselves, so we can all applaud them!
@ Walking Dont ask questions like that unless you are ready to adopt.
@USarmy I know u don’t typically take dogs but you have no idea how I would fight for freedom. Just think of the undercover possibilities.
@Spirit_Walking oh no honey. If they shared the same house as THIS canine they would be living w/ @jillzarin (cont) http://tl.gd/2a2i85
Because we sold our Hamptons house & secretly stay at Days Inn so Bobby can pay off the diamond Saks card, there will be no party tonight.
I have 666 followers. Quick someone add me. My life is hell enough without numbers like that hangin’ around.
@Spirit_Walking OK and that has to do with an incarcerated dog because….?
Just heard Bobby say he celebrates the 4th of July more as a memorial day…of when he used to be independent.
~wait! I got it! You sell “special” jelly beans, don’t you?!–> RT @J_ashly my job is stressful (cont) http://tl.gd/2a19f5
Mommy is indeed a hoser –> RT@realgingerzarin I went to bweetch today and mommy hosed me down!! It felt soooo gwood!!! I wuv my mommy!!!”
@Peary85 good point. I doubt she can even spell “sarcasm”. (czarcasome)
@Bravo_Shrink It’s like rainbows and unicorns just fly out my ass creating a little tweet sunshine for others, no?
@Peary85 I am not sure you caught my sarcasm and humor on that bullying tweet
Help stamp out systematic bullying by not accepting free tropical vacations w/ people who r smart&funny. Spread the word & create change
@jillzarin thanks 4 saying u don’t tweet 4 ur dog but find it hysterical. I got 25 new followers from those (cont) http://tl.gd/2a04go
@kikilet congrats on having a party because u got photographed for the magazine @bethenny was on the cover of 2 years ago!