I Hate Jill Zarin Latest News July 19, 2010
Ok I finally sat down and forced myself to read some of the Real Housewives of New Jersey’s blogs. Oh my gawd, I’ve never been so bored in my life! These people go on and on about the exact same subject and beat every moment to death! If you had never watched the show, it wouldn’t matter because these people have laid out every second and have broken it down complete with the emotions felt by every person involved.
My favorite line of Jacqueline’s blog has to be:
In my opinion, I think it is cowardly for Danielle to hide behind bodyguards. I’m not sure if Danielle is suffering from paranoia, but I know that she has ever been threatened by anyone in MY family
I’m sorry Jacqueline, does that mean that you disown your daughter or you completely forgot that she did physically harm Danielle?
Jacqueline goes on and on about all of these “things” that Danielle has done to her, her family and Teresa yet when Teresa finally did have Danielle standing there listening, paying complete attention to Teresa, what did Teresa have to say? Did she finally confront her on all of these top secret “things” that Danielle has done? Nope, she brought up the table flip and told Danielle that it was her fault that Teresa flipped the table. Rehashing last season, once again. If there are so many things that happened that Danielle victimized the Laurita’s, Manzo’s and Giudice’s why weren’t they brought up at this pivotal moment?
This is, once again, a Jill Zarin move…baffle them with bullshit, tell the public what they want to hear, they’re not smart enough to figure out the truth. The brilliance of Jacqueline Laurita:
I wanted to point out that it wasn’t that I didn’t notice that Ashley and Teresa had left the table at the fashion show, but it was the fact that they hadn’t returned in a long while. When I saw Danielle and her gang leave the room, I got a little nervous that there could be a run-in with the girls, and THAT is when I ventured out to look for them. Some of you need to quit trying to make it out like I’m oblivious to what’s going on around me because I am very perceptive. If YOU were perceptive, you would have noticed that Teresa and Ashley were already outside the room before Danielle left the room. Teresa DID NOT follow Danielle to the bathroom to “start trouble,” as it may have first appeared. Teresa was already sitting in that chair before Danielle chose to pass her FIRST to go into the bathroom with her entourage. Maybe Danielle left the room because she noticed Teresa and Ashley weren’t at the table and she was hoping to run into them in the hallway or bathroom. I think she was trying to bait Teresa into a confrontation by seeking her out and passing in front of her on the way to and from the bathroom.
This broad actually expects us to believe that Danielle went to the bathroom in hopes to find Teresa and Ashley so that she could start trouble? Jacqueline we may have been born at night, but not LAST night. According to Jacqueline, we are to believe that Danielle is not allowed to go to the bathroom unless all of her sworn enemies are seated at their table? These chicks keep talking about Danielle’s “Entourage”. I don’t think one guy is defined as an “entourage”, Danielle had Kim and one guy. If anyone had an “Entourage” it is Teresa who had Jacqueline, the other Kim, Ashley and the guy who followed Ashley around like a puppy dog.
I don’t believe for one second that Teresa was sitting in that chair outside the bathroom when Danielle went into the bathroom, Teresa clearly saw her going in there and decided to plant her ass in that chair until Danielle came out. People like Teresa Giudice should have an escort to keep them out of trouble.
Another gem from Jacqueline’s blog:
Teresa told me later on that she just attempting to put an end to the nonsense once and for all because it was getting ridiculous. We couldn’t even act like adults when we were in the same room together. Teresa was going to attempt to be nice and civil, and explain to Danielle what got Teresa to that point last year and then try to get past it by making Danielle understand so we could all move on from the drama and backstabbing.
THIS was Teresa’s attempt to put an end to the nonsense? Teresa’s blaming Danielle for flipping a table was really going to calm the situation and put an end to it all? These women know that Danielle isn’t going to agree to take the blame for Teresa’s actions, her reaction was the same as anyone’s would be. The fact of the matter is, Danielle was right in her response to Teresa, “ you make your own decisions.” That is the truth, no one told Teresa to flip that table, however, we all know that she is thrilled that she did it. It is Teresa’s only claim to fame. (Her mom must be so proud)
And finally….after FIVE PAGES, Jacqueline ends her blog with:
Tune into next week. I think it’s the table flip of last season. It’s shameful, on ALL of our parts, so Of COURSE that means that you will love to talk about it. I’m sure we will be seeing it all again on The Soup. Oh boy.
I am completely convinced that these women don’t care how stupid they look, or how childish they act, as long as they have a clip on The Soup, they are successful! The two previews that Bravotv.com have provided don’t acknowledge the court drama, one has Danielle learning to defend herself in a boxing ring. No comment. The other shows Teresa walking through a property with Juicy Joe, an investment property that they failed to mention in their bankruptcy filing…oops, unlucky Teresa that the whole world isn’t as stupid as you are.
We know that the future of the show takes these women to Italy and once again, they toast to never speaking Danielle’s name again for the 267th time….wait I’ve lost count, is that right? Tonight we’re going to see some legal action, court action or some other such nonsense. It is “shameful” according to Jacqueline, her version of preparing us for her embarrassing daughter, friend, and herself I’m sure! We saw similar blogs from Jill Zarin asking us not to judge her too harshly. The difference is that Jacqueline doesn’t embarrass easily, and she is giggling that we’ll all love to talk about it.
Unfortunately Jacqueline is correct, but not for the reasons that she thinks, we don’t find it funny, we find it disgusting and a train wreck that we can’t seem to look away from….
I won’t bore you with much of Trashy Ashley’s blog but she did add another excuse to her long list of excuses why it was perfectly ok to pull Danielle’s hair:
If you paid attention to the scene of me right before I pulled Danielle’s hair, you see me just observing the situation outside. The camera zoomed in on my face and if it looked like I was terrified and about to throw up, it’s because I was. So all of those factors led me to act on impulse. I AM NOT MAKING EXCUSES FOR MYSELF. I am simply telling it like it is. Do I hate Danielle? YES. Is that the sole reason that I felt like pulling her hair? NO. Like I said, I blacked out from the adrenaline. I was acting on impulse. I don’t just go around pulling the hair of people that I don’t like. If I did that, I would be in jail by now.
This is a kid who would benefit from some jail time, or possibly boot camp! She blacked out from the adrenaline? That is comical! There is no need to scream at the people reading your blog, Ashley, we can read the words just as well in lowercase as we can in uppercase. Add some more “haha’s” next time.
Until Next Time…………..