I Hate Jill Zarin Real Housewives Fight Back NJ July 19, 2010
Oh Teresa, I can certainly see now why you were so critical of Bethenny when she lost her baby weight so quickly and why you’re so jealous of her. Obviously there will be some baby weight on Teresa only weeks after giving birth but that’s why you don’t wear skin tight clothing so soon after giving birth. Yikes!
I was actually glad to see Teresa’s kids taking Karate lessons, Karate is an excellent discipline for kids and teaches them respect and good values. Parents have to support those learning’s, however otherwise it isn’t going to take.
Danielle is actually doing the smart thing learning to defend herself and teaching her daughters the same. I’m not sure it was such a great idea to name her right and left punches after Teresa and Jacqueline while her children were there, but she does tell her girls everything and so far they seem to still be well-adjusted, smart, great kids so we’ll have to refer to Danielle’s judgment on that one.
I’m not sure why Jacqueline went over to Kim’s house to rehash the events at the fashion show, since Kim was clearly with Danielle that night. The more I watch this show, the more I know for a fact that scenarios are set up and even people are told where to go and when! If you ever doubted it, this show should wipe out all questions.
Teresa stopped by Posche’ shop in her ugly fur wrap and leopard print furry shirt to apologize to Kim D for fighting at her Fashion Show. Surprise! Kim G shows up! This isn’t a set up at all folks! Teresa’s interviews during this were absolutely disgusting, they’re the kind that makes you want to slap her! First to say, “Alls I want to say….” Teresa, “Alls” is not a word! As much as I cannot stand Kim G, for Teresa to call her “elderly” was rude! Not that I expect anything better from Teresa than improper English and being a bitch to people! Her interviews are most definitely scripted!
This was one of those scenes in Caroline’s kitchen that I do enjoy seeing, a family enjoying being together and laughing at breakfast. Why can’t these shows give us more of that? I’m afraid I did not feel bad for Albie as the others went off to get ready for work, there is no reason why he couldn’t pass the time while waiting for his fate by putting in a hard day’s work at his father’s business. Where does the money for law school come from? Maybe the time would have been better spent studying at whatever area he failed in his previous year at law school?
Teresa and Joe at the Pizza Parlor, what is with Teresa’s ugly outfits this episode, with the sweater sleeves hanging down to her knees and the sweater coming up revealing a fat ass, that outfit just did not work for her! OMG yuck! Joe and his freaky sweater looked better than his ugly wife! The apartment tour showed Teresa’s interview included a little “wink” when she said she would never live in that apartment. Chances are, someday she will be changing diapers right there in that spacious apartment!
Albie gets his letter from the law school that he wanted. Whether he got it because he threatened the school with a lawsuit or he actually deserved to have the 2-year required waiting period waived, I suppose it doesn’t matter, as I said before, we already know it all turns out fine because Caroline already told us it would months ago.
The big construction company owner turned Pizza place owner, Juicy Joe teaches the little rug-rats how to make a New York style pizza with soggy dough that sags when you pick it up…yuck! If he wants to have a successful pizza place, he should learn to make Chicago style pizza and he would have never had to file bankruptcy!
Caroline hosts the discussion about what will happen to Ashley when Danielle presses charges against her for pulling her hair. Ashley just thinks the whole thing is funny and spends the entire conversation with a shit-eating grin on her stupid face and giggling all the way home. The only redeeming factor should be that Caroline would give her a piece of her mind, but it never comes….Caroline actually defends Ashley! Anyone who believes that Ashley was “defending” her mother cannot see clearly and since Caroline wasn’t there, I will give her the benefit of the doubt but I lost a little bit of respect for Caroline during this episode.
Now it is Kim’s turn to visit Jacqueline, yet Jac makes a pathetic attempt to hesitate letting Kim into her home. This after the producers set up cameras to film the meeting between the two women, Jacqueline knew Kim was coming because she hit the hair and make up chair in her upstairs bathroom before opening the door and tell Kim that it is “uncomfortable”. This entire conversation is the biggest waste of time in the history of Housewives. Is this Jacqueline fighting for a friendship with Kim? She all but told Kim to pick a team, I wonder if Luann gave Jacqueline instructions on how to team up the housewives like that.
So this episode really was full of 60 minutes of absolutely nothing! Teresa’s really, really bad attire and scripted interviews, Jacqueline’s pathetic attempts to justify her daughter’s really, really bad behavior, Danielle’s sad attempt to glorify a hair pull into something rivaling a Rodney King beating and the two Kim’s acting like absolute fools in their obvious attempts at being the next New Jersey housewife to replace Dina.
I have found no redeeming qualities about this show this week….I continue to look for a way out of this mess! I sincerely look forward to the civility of the D.C. Housewives starting next month!
Until Next Time…..