I Hate Jill Zarin Weekend Update September 6, 2010
I hope everyone is enjoying their holiday weekend, I know I am! Busy but a lot of fun!
Teresa’s most recent legal problems continue to be a hot topic of conversations all over the web. Popeater and New York Daily News have picked up our post here about the filing in my last blog, you can read it in its entirety by clicking on “Giudice Filing Document” above.
Teresa has hardly been quiet on Twitter but she hasn’t mentioned anything about this newest glitch in her legal case, she is in Las Vegas doing book signings and has been tweeting endlessly about her appearances and book signings. Sell that book Teresa!
A parody of the reunion:
If anyone still doubts that the housewives (and Bravo executives) read the blogs about the Housewives (not just mine, but all of them) this should remove all doubt.
Last week I wrote about Kelly Cutrone, a Bravolebrity who hasn’t been mentioned in months by any of the bloggers that I’ve seen. I brought her up because she seemed to be a bit bitter over her break up with Andy Cohen and the Bravo family. The very next morning, Kelly Bensimon tweeted this:
@Kikilet: @peoplesrev kelly cutrone is a good mom, so cool,real, and unproduced. We like that. Love her.
@Kikilet , peoples rev Kelly Cutrone said she never picks on someone with the name Kelly 🙂
Kelly also tweeted this:
@Kikilet: @countessluann gave me great advice: no chewing gum on a date. I LOVE gum. It is going to be a deal breaker for Mr. Right
At 42 years old Kelly doesn’t know that chewing gum on a date is probably not the best idea? If she needs advice on the fundamentals like that, maybe it explains why she remains single.
@Kikilet: perezhilton and I are friends. He knows I adore him and his snark. We’re good tks.
I think that says it all, someone really needs to provide Kelly with the definition of “friend” because I would bet that 90% of the people that Kelly calls her “friends” are acquaintances and/or people who have interviewed her. The guy who feeds her horse, men she met for only moments at a party, if they’re well known could be considered a friend to Kelly. (we know she doesn’t acknowledge or remember the women) Any celebrity that Kelly has been in the same room with is a friend to Kelly. It is actually very sad if you really think about it.
Kelly posts dozens of photographs of herself every week on Twitter including photos of magazine and newspaper spreads that contain her photo. Kelly really thinks a lot of herself, she’s very conceited!
She also posted another You-Tube video that makes no sense, enjoy:
If Kelly is the most frustrating housewife, Jacqueline Laurita of New Jersey is a close second. Jacqueline is also addicted to Twitter just as Kelly is but Jacqueline likes to send private Direct Messages to people on Twitter as well. I got this from Jacqueline after I made a comment on Twitter about the Country Club episode, as Jacqueline was running through the Country Club screaming Danielle’s crimes from 25 years ago. I don’t remember exactly what I said but obviously it wasn’t a in support of Jacqueline’s behavior:
JacLaurita Didn’t we used to be friends? What happened Lynn? Where did we go wrong?
I’m sure this works for Jacqueline on many of her fans, I’m not stupid enough to think that we were or will ever be “friends”. I know many RHONJ fans will support their favorite housewives regardless of what they say or what they do, I was sickened by her and Teresa’s behavior on screen so I send a direct message back to Jacqueline telling her exactly that. Her constant conversations about Danielle were getting old. She responded this way:
JacLaurita Yeah I know its bc during filming I wasn’t as bitter as I am now. I’m almost done though. Then can we be friends again?
I didn’t feel the need to respond to the second direct message, that fake sweet Jacqueline talking about being “friends” really just sealed the deal for me. This is just another housewife trying to manipulate fans and thinking that they’re smarter than their fans.
Jacqueline tweeted at 3am yesterday morning about phone calls that she was getting from someone claiming to have information about Danielle, also claiming that Jacqueline and her family were in danger. Imagine for a moment, if you will, that you got some strange phone calls at 3am, that you got this distressing information from some stranger. The phone calls didn’t stop and you called the police to report these calls. Now imagine what you would do next…. Is it Tweet? No, I didn’t think so. Maybe this jolted her to her senses as many fans asked her why on earth she is tweeting at a time like that…
Jacqueline’s most recent message:
@JacLaurita: I need time to organize & sort some things out & make important decisions. Taking time away for a while to be with my kids and Hubby. XOXO!
This perhaps is in response to the dozens and dozens of tweets that Jacqueline is getting asking her how she can still be friends with someone like Teresa and why is she going to continue on doing the show with all of these issues.
There is no way that Jacqueline is going to turn down an offer to be on next season of Real Housewives of New Jersey, I think that we all know that. She can’t pass up the fame and the fortune anymore than Kelly Bensimon can, so what’s with the dramatic tweet Jacqueline? Are you trying to get fans to beg you to stay?
Less than 24-hours away from part Two of the reunion of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, the episode that we’re told will blow us all away! Surprises and shocking announcements to be revealed! And Mr. Announcer claims one Housewife will leave the show forever. WOW, I wonder who that might be?
This may be the very first episode of RHONJ that I’m actually looking forward to watching.
Bravotv.com has posted a few previews and a few extra bonus video, this one is Andy providing quotes from the season and asking the ladies who said it. It’s rather dull to be honest but he also asks the ladies about their blogs and the comments on their blogs, asking them each if they read the comments.
If you watch you’ll notice that almost every quote that Andy asks about is all about Danielle! Andy actually asked Teresa about her bedazzled baby pacifier for her baby, if the woman owns Swarovski crystal, she should be able to pronounce it….geeze Teresa, you just keep getting more and more trashy!
The frustration for me in this reunion is that, just like the season itself, it is all about Danielle. Every question, whether or not it is presented to Danielle or not, comes back to Danielle, the other women continuously turn every conversation into something negative about Danielle.
Are these other three women saints who’ve done nothing wrong? Andy touched very briefly on Teresa’s bankruptcy but let her off the hook with her pre-planned answers and then dropped it. Have we asked Teresa about her allowing her children to ride in the car without seatbelts? What about the brand new birthday present for her daughter, an ATV! Where were the girls helmets as they took it for a joy ride up and down the driveway? Teresa screamed at them to avoid puddles so that they didn’t get dirty. I guess splitting their head open isn’t a problem as long as they don’t get any dirt on their dresses.
How about the cookbook author who talks about using frozen pizza dough, or her starting the fight at the Country Club. Why didn’t he ask Teresa if she felt in any way responsible for Ashley’s legal troubles resulting from her chasing a woman through a country club?
What about Jacqueline? Why wasn’t she asked about her daughter’s behavior? The hair pulling was just the tip of the iceburg. Remember how Andy grilled Lynne Curtain on her daughter’s behavior? Why wasn’t Jacqueline grilled the same way. How many times did we watch Jacqueline tell Ashley to stay off of the internet and stop talking about Danielle on Facebook and Twitter? To this day Ashley is tweeting about Danielle!
Caroline isn’t perfect either, as she pretends to be. If I had a dime for every time Danielle’s name was mentioned in Caroline’s kitchen, I’d have about a buck. How can Caroline blame Danielle for these discussions? Teresa, Dina and Jacqueline walk into Caroline’s kitchen and while Jacqueline’s eating, everyone else is talking about Danielle, including Caroline! They even talk about how they’re sick of talking about her as they go on talking about her.
Why didn’t we get details on her son Albie’s troubles at law school? There were plenty of unanswered questions. Was the law school informed in advance that Albie would need additional help? Did they even know about his learning disability? What steps did Albie take in ensuring he would have the grades that he needed to continue on in law school? He claims he called a number that he was given and got no answer, but did he call back? Did he make it a priority to get in touch with the right people? How much effort did Albie put into his schoolwork? Knowing he would struggle, since he knew about this disability since Jr. High School, did he put in the work that was needed to pass? Or did he spend his time partying, dating, tweeting and filming the show? Does this family feel that someone with a learning disability can perform the duties required of an attorney? Maybe they have all the right answers and maybe Albie did it right, but why didn’t Andy ask any of these questions?
Well, it definitely mirrors the season, it was all about Danielle and the reunion continues to be all about Danielle. We’ll see if there is any change tonight but it certainly doesn’t seem as though there is any change based on the previews and the bonus clips posted on Bravotv.com.
The sad thing is, there are a few small hints that Danielle is still trying to get back in with these ladies, she gives a little smile to Jacqueline or to Caroline, even Teresa. Danielle tries to agree with the ladies in regards to their own language and small subtle hints like that show that Danielle is really trying too hard with these ladies. Either that, or she really does believe that she’s playing a character and they don’t really hate her, they’re just pretending to hate her on TV.
These ladies really don’t know how really stupid they look during the reunion, Teresa with her animal-like outbursts complete with the most vulgar language available, Jacqueline with her little interruptions that all turn out to be digs at Danielle make her look so pathetic and Caroline who keeps repeating the same few words over and over, yelling over Danielle all while demanding an answer to a question that Danielle just answered but that Caroline can’t hear because she’s screaming. Caroline’s buzz phrases like “buckle up” and “we’re in the OK Corral” are just plain stupid! If Caroline thinks that the tough girl badgering makes her look good, she’s completely wrong!
This season has been a complete bust! I’m fully expecting a “lost footage” episode to be announced tonight that will air next Monday. This will most likely be an hour of more of the same nonsense!
If rumors are true that Teresa’s sister in law, Melissa will be the newest housewife, then I will look forward to next season. While I do want to see the final reunion installment, I’m more looking forward to it being OVER!
Like all of the other housewives, just because they’re not on the screen every week, we haven’t forgotten about them and we’ll continue to follow Teresa’s legal woes! Hopefully we’ll have some news from the New York ladies confirming the cast.
Rumors are flying fast and furious that there may be “part time” housewives this season and that Jill Zarin may be considered “part time”. If we can’t get rid of her altogether, part time is better than full time. Could this be Bravo’s response to Jill refusing to film with Alex? If I was a Bravo executive and Jill told me she refused to film with Alex, I would fire her ass so fast her head would spin. We all know that Bravo executives have no balls, so maybe this is their response, cut her filming down to half of what is normally filmed and limit her air time to “part time”.
Hey, I can dream….
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