I Hate Jill Zarin Real Housewives of Atlanta Preview September 29, 2010
Just five more days until the Real Housewives of Atlanta graces our screens again with the wig wearing-chain smoking Kim, big loud mouth NeNe, failed fashion designer and selfish Sheree, missing-in-action dull but lovable Lisa and extremely talented but allowed Kim to sing, Kandi.
Season Two of RHOA opened with 4 million viewers, the largest audience Bravo’s ever had for any program and the five ladies are the reason why. I admit that I’ve not kept up on what these ladies have been up to over their hiatus but thankfully HD so generously offered to share her insights with us.
Thank you HD for this GREAT preview!
My goodness. It seems like RHOA has been gone for so long. This is the only Real House Franchise my husband will watch with me. I thought it was about quality time with me then I realized he just wanted to see some juicy T & A. I gotta admit, this is a nice looking group of women as most of the Real Housewives are.
Where do we begin?
Let’s start with Deshawn-
I Throw Fundraisers That Don’t Make Any Money Snow…yes I know she has long been off of the show but I had to share this tidbit. Apparently she and her husband have divorced. Why you ask? Didn’t he like bankrolling her expensive hair weaves, ridiculous projects, maids and facilitators of the house? Didn’t he enjoy buying her a Rolex watch for her birthday that she couldn’t wear out because she was wearing gold and apparently this watch was set in platinum? Well apparently not, Eric has ditched his wife for his former high school sweetheart that he hooked back up with at a Class Reunion. Remember how Deshawn said that Eric wanted a little girl since they have three boys? Well, he finally got his little girl. Just not with her. His new girlfriend and I am sure soon to be wife, gave birth to a little girl. Since then Deshawn’s house has been sold in ATL and I guess she has the benefit of knowing she will be collecting alimony/child support checks which should be pretty hefty since she herself said, NBA money is guaranteed money. I guess that is only guaranteed when you are an NBA wife.
I Start Shit and Pretend like I Am innocent Hartwell- She has left the show. She sites “creative differences” and that they wanted to her “bring the drama” and that was not her character. Personally I will not miss Lisa. She and her husband are working on various projects- read nothing.
I Am the Only Normal Person On This Show-Burress- after the tragedy of losing her ex-fiancé in a street fight that some claim was a sickle cell related death, I am still unsure, she has thrown herself into her work. She is slated to go on tour with Fantasia Homewrecker Barrino and she sang the National Anthem at an Atlanta Hawks game. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqtTahT5nnM
How Stupid Do I Look Saying I’m Engaged to a Man that is Already Married-Zolciak has decided that she is done with Big Poppa. She has a new “hit” (read piece of crap song) out called Google Me. If anyone likes for their ears to bleed you can purchase this wonderful song on Itunes October 6. Kandi was not involved with this song but DJ Tracy Young was, who Kim coyly pretended was her girlfriend. Kim is a big user and will suck the chrome off a car if she thought it could do something for her. Also she recently had her nipple lifted and repositioned. Really, I can’t make this stuff up! And she got in an accident on a water slide and tore the stitches around the nipple because who doesn’t go down water slides after having your nipple readjusted? She had it fixed and now she can continue to use them as flotation devices.
Shit by Shree-Whitfield-Say it ain’t so. Ladies if you have not gotten your hot Shit She by Shree outfits you can consider it a loss. I know! What are the faithful followers of Michael Kors and Herve Leger going to do without her clothes to grace the runways of New York and Milan? Calm down ladies! She has ditched her clothing line because she claims, “Atlanta doesn’t support her endeavors” and if she was somewhere else surely her clothes would have been on the cover of Vogue. Who gonna check me boo? Apparently Atlanta. People have been sporting Shit by Sheree T-shirts throughout the city. And quite honestly, I love it! Apparently Sheree is going to focus on an exercise tape which in all honesty would be good for her. Her body is SICK! I don’t know why these women don’t play to their OBVIOUS strengths! Forget the designer clothing line, come out with workout wear and your exercise tape. I am sooooooooo curious how Shree will treat the new women since no one is allowed to look any better than her. I mean did you see the New York Sky Scraper Painting? It is obviously Sheree’s world.
Bringing us to the new women of the group….
I Am A High Priced Attorney That Married A Convict-Parks. To be honest when I look at this man it is obvious why she married him. He looks like he puts it down and many women will set aside morals, beliefs, goals, whatever for a man that can make them scream like Xena the Warrior Princess in the bedroom. Now let’s be clear…according to Phaedra, he is not a “criminal, criminal”. He is a White-collar criminal. Johnny Cochran is turning over in his grave. She says he was involved with “racketeering”. Seems like we have a little lipstick on a pig going on here. Looking at him, for some reason, and yes I am being judgmental, I just do not see him cooking the books at a Wall Street Firm or anything like that. I am sure it is not as “innocent” and white collar as she would have us to believe. Trust me.
I Am A Supermodel Why Am I On This Show-Bailey. After being the runaway bride, at appears that she has finally been captured. Which apparently NeNe decided to make about her. What else is new? The wedding of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” newcomer Cynthia Bailey started and ended in drama. The Saturday nuptials in Atlanta to restaurateur Peter Thomas was held up for 45 minutes by cast mate Nene Leakes, who barged into Bailey’s bridal suite and demanded her hair and makeup be done. Kim Zolciak then got into a tiff with her blond boy toy, who “was checking out a hot redhead while puffing a cigar. Cynthia seems pretty normal. Here is her website: http://www.cynthiabailey.com/
Really Nene. Hair and makeup? Somebody help me. It is not even your wedding.
Which brings me to Nene-
I Got A New Nose-Leakes and the reason she is probably ready to ruin someone else’s wedding. Her marriage is in SHAMBLES! You haven’t heard anything until you hear Greg Leakes going off on his wife and her involvement in the show. The audio speaks for itself and I will let you enjoy it.
(This link may be dead now since Greg issued a Cease and Desist order in regards to playing it.)
(This is his statement of apology.)
He ripped NeNe a NEW ONE!
This was a HUGE set up because Greg did not know he was on the phone and being recorded LIVE! It was lo down and dirty but because he didn’t know he was being recorded that is why he was so candid.
NeNe’s marriage has been plagued by rumors of infidelity on NeNe’s part. She has been linked to NFL Player Charles Grant which she denies. (Which is good because he just got indicted for involuntary manslaughter for killing a woman and her unborn child)
On the Wendy Williams show, Wendy noted that she was not wearing her ring and NeNe said she is still married but having problems and when Greg starts acting like a husband she will put the ring back on. Let me break it on down here. Fame has gone to Nene’s head and her waistline. NeNe thinks she is the hot ticket in Atlanta and the most popular housewife. Which she used to be until she flipped out last season and made EVERYTHING about her! Give me a break. Lo and behold Kandi stepped on the scene and NeNe was plagued with jealousy that she could not contain. Nene went wayyyyyyyyyyyyy down in my book and honestly I do not even like her. I would hope for some redeeming qualities this season but I don’t foresee that coming. I see more diva-like behavior, more this is all about me, etc. etc.
By the way… Her and Dwight get in a HUGE fight. I mean a fight, fight, where stuff gets broken. He spoke on it a little bit was very evasive since we have to watch the show. You know things have gotten bad when she is fighting with Dwight of all people. Speaking of Dwight, the other gay hairdresser (I think Derrick) has moved on to host his own show, Hair Battles on Oxygen.
You can hear Dwight talk about the fight here:
So there you have it. This is all I have found out those far. Same Shit different day Show.
Thanks Lynn for letting me give my wrap up on what has transpired thus far. Looks like we are in for more drama!
Saundra who I met on Twitter offered to share her insights as well, Thank you Saundra!
Saundra added this blog:
Whew! LisaWuHartwell(Mrs. Ed) is out of the lineup this go-round, and it took two new wives (with actual, current husbands) to replace her.
Phaedra Parks Is a renowned lawyer whose celebrity client list has included the former Mr. Whitney Houston, singer, Bobby Brown.
Cynthia Bailey is a former model who has graced the pages of various national magazines. She also rocks a mean Kentucky derbyish big brim-a feat not easily accomplishable.(For some it always reads- sombrero)
From the teaser commercials Bravo has released thus far, we can safely assume that NeNe Leakes ( my favorite twitterers of the bunch- 156,484 follow her as well) who seems to travel and self-promote extensively, and her “gay husband” hairdresser and style maven, Dwight Eubanks, may just possibly be frenemies” (at least for the first episode)
While nothing is written in stone, (or even rich, red, Georgian clayish earth)
He is rumored to have been spreading her personal financial business all out, about and throughout Atlanta Well we all know from that old shampoo commercial, they tell two people, and so on and so on.
As for Kim Zolciak, whom I credit (read BLAME) for the other housewives franchise members copycat singing efforts, I have yet to hear her latest single, I will say, that I find it curious that she is the only member of the Atlanta group whose younger children frequent Twitter. (disclaimer-that I am aware of)
Kandi is enjoying a successful resurgence of her singing career. Side note I predict some mention of her former group member ( in Xscape’s) Tamika (Mrs. T I) Harris née Cottle, unfortunate arrest.
I’ve not yet seen SHE by Sheree(Whitfield) at any red carpet events, but staying on constant watch for that, and setting ALL my various clocks for this coming Mondays’ premiere of the new season of RHOA and in the interim, very much enjoying reminiscing as Bravo recap previous episodes,
Thanks for the great blog, we’ll see the real dirt starting Monday on Bravo and you can read about it right here on Tuesday!
Dina Manzo apparently believes that because she is affiliated with a charity, people have just got to love her! She continues to tweet nastiness to people then delete, justifying that behavior by not wanting the offensive person to get more followers.
She really thinks a lot of herself. Apparently Dina believes that if she tells someone to go to hell, all of her fans will follow that person, her logic is a bit screwed up!
Sorry Dina, most of us are not impressed by the one child that you assisted with all of the money that you’ve collected through Project Ladybug (see documents above, click on Dina’s PL legal woes in the black bar at the top of the page)
Dina has highly publicized this one act of generosity she has shown to a child in Chicago, she points to that alone and feels that it legitimizes her charity. Smart people know better Dina Manzo! Who paid for the first class flight from New Jersey to Chicago so that you could take publicity photos with this child? Who paid for your hotel in Chicago while you used this child to try to improve your hateful image? Did these expenses come out of the Project Ladybug funds?
Here are Dina’s most recent tweets:
@DinaManzo: In a world w such serious issues as childhood cancer & suicide~certain people still choose to spend their time being hateful. MIND BOGGLING
@DinaManzo: Yes tweetholes, I will call u out on your nastiness if I’m in the mood & erase it after u read it. U don’t deserve the followers u may get.
So in Dina’s world, she is full of love and generosity at all times because there are serious issues in the world. Funny, I don’t see that in her. Dina, if your followers gravitate to me because you’ve yelled at me in a tweet, do you think they’re loyal to you in the first place? Hahahaha Get a life Dina Manzo, no one needs your assistance to gain followers!
If you’re on Twitter, I recommend a follow to Dina’s “husband” hysterically funny! @TommyManzo_
Until Next Time….