I Hate Jill Zarin Real Housewives of DC Reunion Part II

I Hate Jill Zarin   Real Housewives of DC Reunion Part II   Oct 22, 2010

Lynda lost her argument and Andy Cohen brought Tariq Salahi to the couch next to his wife Michaele without any of the other men being included.  His presence alone seemed to intensify the tension on the set.   His first comment was that he was disappointed in the cast for doubting that his wife suffered from Multiple Sclerosis, this couple refuses to acknowledge that many people are doubting every word that comes out of their mouths. 

Roll the footage, we watch as all of the rest of the cast talk about the Salahi’s financial problems and how word has spread through Washington DC about just how many bills and responsibilities they’ve ignored.  Tariq is the king of talking in circles and when asked about bankruptcy, he throws out two different names for Oasis Winery then doesn’t answer about his own personal bankruptcy. 

Tariq Salahi gets angry and raises his voice the first of many times as Stacie tries to simply tell this man, “respectable people pay their bills, period.”   He doesn’t want to hear any of it, he insists on telling everyone he simply can’t pay his bills because once you’ve filed bankruptcy, you’re not allowed to pay any creditors.  Yet that didn’t answer Lynda’s question as to why he bought his wife a 7-carat diamond bracelet when they were clearly having financial problems.  When Michaele can’t take the questions anymore, she deflects, this time she blurts out, “why is everyone interested in our finances, why not talk about everyone else’s finances?”  Well Michaele, none of them are accused of failure to pay for their wedding flowers among many other things! 

Andy rolls the clip of the audition tape of Michaele Salahi giving a tour of her home, we learn that this is not their home, never was their home and according to Stacie Turner, this couple does not own any home as there is no deed recorded in their name anywhere.   They lied to Bravo in this audition tape and while viewers typically saw them in hotel rooms rather than in any home, they did tell viewers that they owned a large home on or near Oasis Winery.  When pushed on the issue of owning a home, Michaele screams at Cat, “I heard you were living in Lynda’s basement”.  Wow!  I love that Lynda yelled right back at her, “I don’t have a basement”.  Moving on as Andy kept saying, “we’re not going to resolve this”. 

That is how this couple handled everything that was thrown at them, when faced with legitimate questions that people really want to hear the answer to, they deflect back to other housewives or they respond to a completely different question or they just talk in circles.  Not one straight answer from these people was forthcoming.  They may have well have spent the reunion filming recited their “On the advice of my attorney, I respectfully invoke my right to plead the 5th….”  blah blah.

After a break, The DC Housewives returned joined by the remaining three men, Ebong who is Lynda’s boyfriend (were you watching Ebong? Don’t propose marriage, whatever you do!)  Stacie’s husband Jason and Mary’s personality, er husband Rich. 

While their finances were still on the table to discuss, the house search with Realtor Stacie Turner came up, Tariq Salahi says, “Stacie never sent us an email asking for a letter of credit.”  Stacie had taken the time to research and drive by homes for this couple who clearly don’t have the money to pay for a double wide trailer, much less a home.  We all watched on screen as Stacie told them in person that she needed their financials from their banker or a letter of credit, yet she received nothing.  The Salahi’s didn’t apologize for wasting Stacie’s time and she let them off the hook by saying, “its fine, it’s just fine”.

The couple were then asked about the Birthday party for Paul Wharton that they had hosted and we watched during the first part of the season.  They never explained the phone call from their attorney to Wharton’s camp demanding a letter in writing stating that they would not be responsible for the cost of the party.  They continued to insist that they provided all of the wine for the event, while all the other housewives told us they were not served any Oasis wine at the party. 

Moving on with the Salahi show, the night that Tariq Salahi accused Mary’s daughter Lolly of being involved in the theft of a vehicle and some gear from his Polo club was shown in a flashback.  Salahi slurs his accusations “everybody’s going to jail”.  It didn’t come up that this incident was two years prior as Bravo doesn’t like to reveal timelines, they prefer to edit events into their very own series of events.  Tariq pulls out a printout of a Facebook page showing Lolly’s comment, she simply asks someone if they wore a particular hat to some club.  It was never really explained to the viewers but we assume that this hat that Lolly commented on was one of the stolen items that Tariq was referring to. 

Rich Amons, clearly upset by this incident has to actually get Tariq’s attention as while Rich is talking to him, Tariq’s focus is on Andy Cohen.  Rich even provides Salahi with an “out” and asks him to just simply say you drank too much and apologize.  Your normal human being would have jumped on that but not this double talker, he sticks to, “IF Lolly wasn’t involved, then I apologize”.  He just won’t admit that Lolly Amons was not in any way involved in this theft.  No one pushed Salahi about his reference to the FBI investigating Lolly Amons or any of his other wild accusations and no resolution was provided. 

I did notice that at one point the editing was poor but Mary Amons was allowed to state for the record that her daughter was not in any way involved in this crime, it was odd because you could hear other noise and other people talking in low voices in the background but Mary’s voice as she defended her daughter and attempted to clear her name was the only one you could decipher.  Very poor editing but my guess is that it was Bravo’s attempt to ensure no lawsuits in the future by allowing Mary to have her say. 

The two incidents of White House Gate Crashing ….ok “Alleged” gate crashing were discussed and once again this couple continued to lie and lie and deflect and avoid giving straight answers.  They wouldn’t even give a yes or no answer to a simple question, “did you have four tickets to the Congressional Black Caucus Dinner?”  If you recall, this couple brought the hair salon guy and his husband along with them to this dinner claiming to have four tickets.  Viewers were later told that they snuck in the back door where they saw a busboy walking out.  It was reported that they were asked to leave the event by security and that they really only had a ticket that admitted one to the event. 

Stacie gave it a good shot by trying to insist that they give a flat “yes” or “no” response to the question of whether or not they held four tickets in their hand but Stacie Turner is no match for this talented couple who are experts in avoiding straight answers and talking in circles.  Stacie gave it a good shot pushing them but nothing doing Stacie!  If congress can’t get them to answer a question, what makes you think you can?

Andy Cohen did his homework for this reunion and was prepared with a statement from the Communications Director of the Black Caucus who indicated in no uncertain terms that the Salahi’s were not invited and did not at any time hold four tickets to this event.  This means that the two guys who joined the gate crashers and the Communications Director were all lying, yet the Salahi’s still don’t even admit to having legitimate tickets.   If anyone watching still supports these two sad excuses for human beings, they’re not paying close enough attention.

If that weren’t enough the discussion turned to the worldwide news event that caused even Congress to investigate.  Once again, Cohen was prepared with some emails that were released between the Salahi’s and the White House Secretary.  Andy reads as this woman tells Tariq and Michaele that she is trying to get them in but the latest email indicated it wasn’t looking good as the venue for the reception was moved indoors due to the weather, causing the guest list to be restricted. 

The Salahi’s were never issued a written invitation, they were never asked why they said that they had one then later admitted it was all through emails that they communicated with the White House about attending this event.  They answered with a simple, “I don’t know” when asked why they weren’t on the guest list at the first checkpoint and they talked again, in circles, about the two different parts of the event, the reception and the dinner were apparently two different events requiring two different invitations. 

Now the Salahi’s are claiming that the reception was never in question and that they always had a clear invite to that first part of the event, they were only unsure of the dinner portion of the evening but Michaele did her homework as well and most likely read in the social section of the Washington Post that the Obama’s served Lentil soup as a first course.  This is all just another way to deflect and flat out lie about what happened that night.  There is no doubt in my mind after watching them avoiding direct questions that they were never invited, they crashed that dinner and they were asked to leave once it was determined that they did not belong there.

Not willing to admit that they were booted out of the White House, Andy asked them why then, did they leave early without partaking in the fine meal served.  Michaele said, “because they were serving lentil soup”.  Laughter ensues and then she changes her story to reveal that she wasn’t feeling well forcing them to leave early.  No one believes a word of that, the Salahi’s left the White House and were seen at a local club partying the rest of the night away then at approximately 1:30am Michaele posted photos from the White House bash on her Facebook page. 

Let’s face it, no one leaves an event like that early on their own accord unless they’re bleeding out of their eyes.   Honestly for all the answers that we got from this reunion about this incident, this couple may have well just repeated their statement that they made in front of Congress, plead the 5th.

Andy’s only goal seemed to be that the Salahi’s admitted that it wasn’t a publicity stunt for Bravo or a way for them to secure a place on The Real Housewives of DC.   Cover your ass Cohen!  What the Salahi’s did not admit was that their reason for not answering questions in front of Congress was because they were forbidden to do so by Bravo’s contract.  Tariq Salahi did admit for the first time that he was allowed to answer “some” questions but was advised not to by their attorney, and Michaele added that the White House instructed them to plead the 5th.  HUH?  Where were the follow up questions to that statement?

This poor couple is still in limbo and their lives have been horribly affected as the case has not been resolved and remains an open investigation by Congress.  Don’t you feel for them?  Personally, I think that Congress is afraid to close the case due to the public scrutiny but have reached a dead end and do not know what to do from here.  They will most likely leave the case open until years from now when no one cares anymore, they’ll quietly close it and the Salahi’s will get away scot free.   I would love to see them sharing a jail cell with Lynne and Frank Curtain and Teresa and Joe Giudice. 

The Salahi’s refuse to admit that their actions have hurt anyone else, they showed absolutely no remorse for causing White House employee’s to lose their jobs, in fact failed to even acknowledge that anyone lost their jobs.  Didn’t care about the hundreds of thousands of tax dollars spent to investigate this incident.  No regret about  how it negatively reflected on their cast mates.   They refused to take responsibility for Cat being uninvited to the White House Christmas party, Michaele even viciously implied that it was actually Cat’s husband who refused to bring Cat along yet if that were true, I doubt the man would have brought his father-in-law to the party in Cat’s place.

Mary brought up how the Salahi’s “hijacked” their show and made it all about them.  While Mary is certainly correct, I’m not altogether sure that Mary was the right person to point that out, if the show had been all about Mary, we’d have all been sleeping through every episode.  Mary added little to the show. 

The final incident discussed happened off screen during a press trip to Los Angeles California.  Everyone agrees that Tariq Salahi threw a glass of red wine in Lynda’s face and Lynda also admits to throwing a glass of water in return.  The argument ensued regarding the cause of the face full of wine.  Salahi insists that he did it to protect his wife who’s MS causes not only emotional issues but physically affects her health.  Lynda, Mary and Cat had entirely different stories to tell and even claimed that Tariq shoved his wife just before tossing the wine at Lynda.  Andy Cohen chimed in that he heard that Tariq shoved Michaele as well.  Most likely Bravo people were along on this press tour and provided Andy with this information.  I really would have liked for someone to ask Tariq Salahi how exactly throwing wine in someone’s face protects his wife?   Sigh…no one asked him that. 

The ladies each had a final word about how they felt about being Bravo Housewives and while nothing shocking came out at that point, I was a little surprised that Stacie said she had a blast and even told Michaele that she enjoyed their time together.  I guess Stacie hadn’t been listening previously as we learned what a piece of garbage Michaele Salahi is, the worst of which could possibly be lying about having a horrible illness.  Could Stacie have gotten bored and switched on her IPod while the reunion was being filmed? 

Stacie added that she was thrilled to have found her birth father during the filming yet that would most likely have happened with or without Bravo’s cameras, Cat told us that while it was a difficult end to her marriage, she is a survivor and will be just fine.  Lynda and Mary added nothing new and Michaele told viewers that she would consider posing for Playboy, but is getting nothing from the book that Diane Diamond wrote about her and her husband. 

I found that interesting because reports are flying around the internet that Diane Diamond is supporting this couple, giving them money to live on and to maintain their extravagant lifestyle while composing the book and now while touring to promote the book.  Obviously Diane, Michaele and Tariq have not confirmed this information, we watched the Salahi’s discuss a book deal with another individual during the season of the show and they clearly had no intention of cooperating in a book about their antics without getting paid.  Michaele Salahi’s statement that she is not getting any money from the sale of the book could be true, the Salahi’s could have already gotten paid a lump sum just to provide their story. 

This couple has a gift of making a statement and simply by changing one or two words in their sentence, they can actually lie without really lying, you know what I mean?

Bravo also aired a new episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Watch What Happens Live with Hoda Kotb and the horrible Patti Stanger, blogs on those two shows coming tomorrow. 

On a personal note I wanted to share with everyone some great news for me.  After I was interviewed about my blog for an internet radio program, they have offered me my own radio show!  It is very exciting and I’ve recorded my first 30-minute show that is now being edited.  As soon as it is released, I’ll post the link so that you can all listen.  We’ll be doing it weekly and hope to have some guests on the show from Housewives to fans of the show, readers and posters on the blog as well! 

The producers have even created a logo for my show, you can see all of the details here:

http://wp.me/PVOhN-d9

Thank you to everyone who have sent their well wishes, I’m very excited and I hope you’ll all listen in each week.  We are always looking for sponsors / advertisers for the show, if you’re interested, it is very inexpensive and you can email me for details at LynnAHudson@aol.com

Until Next Time…

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330 Responses to I Hate Jill Zarin Real Housewives of DC Reunion Part II

  1. boston02127 says:

    Thanks for the new blog Lynn. Now I’ll go read it, I just wanted to be first. 🙂

    • Savannah111 says:

      OMG Lynn,
      Congrat’s on your very own radio show how exciting for you and for all of us..
      Good job and as always your blog is great.. 🙂 🙂

  2. Tootsie says:

    Congrats on your radio show. You deserve it. I’m anxiously awaiting hearing you.

  3. Olivia says:

    It may very well be that Bravo has “jumped the shark” with this one. Most of the storyline with the DC franchise was built around the Salahi’s, two of the most odious creatures to ever grace a tv series that includes Danielle Staub, Teresa Guidice, and Jill Zarin. Liars all, and clearly in the same mode as the Salahi’s, but this pair deserve the ultimate trophy just for acting in concert.

    But to be fair, without these two delusional creatures, there was really very little going on in this series that held any modicum of interest. The “personalities” of this crew were either bland to the point of boredom, or obnoxious, as was the case with Cat and Erika. Pinched faced Erika and snotty Cat may have” juiced up” a scene or two, but on the whole their participation was a sideline effect to the Salahi’s themselves.

    Mary, usually seen quietly slipping off the end of a couch due to what appeared to be her over imbibing in most set ups, was about as interesting as watching grass grow. She accused the Salahi’s of “hijacking” the series but my money is on the editors who chose to highlight their scenes probably based more on the “drama” they managed to insert rather than spending anymore time covering her closet, or expecting her to at least remain alert for 5 minutes. Without the Salahi’s there would have been a sharper decline in viewership had Bravo continued to cover more scenes of dog poop, or time spent choosing models for some obscure fashion show.

    Just as the absence of Danielle, Teresa, Jill or Vicki, these series would be without at least one “villain” to castigate, ridicule, or hate, the same holds true for the Salahi’s. What else do these franchises have going for them when most of what we are viewing are repeats of one another all performed within a “storyline” built around one performer who invites the backlash? Why else would Bravo build an event around a “reunion show” that is nothing more than a wholesale group effort to scream, holler, and demean at least one cast member as the others take on a “self righteous” pose for the sake of audience attraction?

    I am not sure how I feel about the Salahi’s, whether they are truly jointly delusional or just out and out liars. They put themselves into situations that have been thoroughly debunked and their attempts to explain themselves were pathetic. Yet they continued to sit there, without even a glimpse of embarrassment, something a normal person would expect to occur. Whatever their intent was in the beginning it has backfired big time but I look for more and more lawsuits from them against somebody or something in order to maintain their fantasies since they do not appear fazed by the reaction their antics incurred.

    Bravo should just stick to one or two franchises going forward. NY at least offers a host of characters that provide some interest. Beyond that series the rest are made up of seriously flawed women with a penchant toward verbal and physical violence that borders on psychotic. Programs featuring liars, thieves, and excess should be avoided at all costs.

    • TLM says:

      Tariq Salahi did admit for the first time that he was allowed to answer “some” questions but was advised not to by their attorney, and Michaele added that the White House instructed them to plead the 5th. HUH? Where were the follow up questions to that statement?

      Actually, I have a correction to that. Tariq said they were allowed to answer some questions by their attorney, but that the Congress “never asked” the questions they were allowed to answer. I would love to know what was permissible for them to answer, since when he was asked, “Are you here TODAY, Mr. Salahi?” Tariq actually turned around to his attorney to see if that was ok to answer, proving the congressman’s point that they were only there to stonewall on questions of ANY kind. The same congressman asked, “You need to ask your attorney if you can answer that?” (I’m sure he would have liked to have said, “Are you fucking kidding me with this?”)

      I also would love to know why the Salahis felt free to discuss what happened on Andy Cohen’s tv show while the investigation is still open. Yet they refused to even tell Congress they were sitting in the same room as Congress the day of the hearings. I’d like their attorney to explain THAT one. Some might argue it would be hearsay. But if that’s the case, why couldn’t they talk to Stacie about what happened in Stacie’s living room??

      I don’t know why several people on the show had been easy on Michaele and act like Tariq is the evil force who “corrupted” her. Hopefully by now they have all changed their tune. Michaele is the one who got up from Stacie’s living room and left because their questions were getting too close to the White House events, and she’s the one who actually told Cat, “At least I’m still married.” That was vicious to say even if you hate Cat, and I’m not especially a fan of Cat’s. MS or not, I feel Michaele is a sociopathic snake who is also narcisstic and spoiled. I had wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt, but after the Reunion pt. 2, I think both the Salahis are grifters and it’s a matter of time before they are charged criminally for something. Their web of lies seems to finally be imploding.

      I didn’t want to believe Michaele would lie about MS, but Lynda made a great point when she said eating filet mignon daily is NOT the MS diet, and MS patients aren’t supposed to have a lot of protein. Michaele didn’t have any response to that. That was very telling. I have also heard experts say that weight loss is typically NOT a symptom of MS, rather patients have to be very careful not to gain too much weight, since that is what usually happens. I also thought it was weird that Michaele would say she is “very healthy.” By definition, how is someone with MS very healthy? Maybe I am splitting hairs, but it seems like an odd thing to say. “I am doing well” or “it seems to be in remission” would be what I would expect an MS patient to say.

      I’d just like to add that for as long as I’ve been watching this show, I have wanted to smack that constant little smirk off Tariq’s face. It was nice to finally see him get angry after Stacie pressed him for answers. Ditto with Michaele, who must spend hours in a mirror practicing her near-constant smile, even when people are attacking her. That is simply not normal. You can at least look serious, even if you don’t look angry. The fact that their facial expressions never seem to match what is occurring tells me that perhaps they are used to this and expect it, because all they do is double-talk people. The other alternative is that they have personality disorders. It was also pathetic to see Michaele smiling along when cast members on the other couch were talking, to feign some sort of comraderie with them, as if she was part of their circle, when they had already said they don’t want anything to do with her. I have a hard time deciding whether she’s fake, or just stupid.

      Finally regarding the DC cast, I just want to say that I like Mary a lot and I don’t think she’s devoid of personality. She seems like someone who is easy to be friends with and not nearly as critical as Lynda and Cat are.

      I swore I wouldn’t watch the BH housewives, but I’ve had it on just to have noise on in the background and wound up seeing it. I think Kim really needs to see a therapist. She seems like she’s about to have a nervous breakdown at any moment. I like Kyle a lot. The rest of them I can’t stand, and I don’t think Kyle is enough to make me want to watch. The others all look like versions of the Cryptkeeper to me. I don’t know whether it’s bad plastic surgery, or their faces are too thin, or what, but all of them besides Kyle and Kim look like death and have these completely empty lives and empty marriages. I feel this cast may be the darkest of them all. Rather than being an aspirational show as was intended, I feel pity for most of the cast. They seem really messed up. Taylor is really sad talking about how her husband may leave her for someone younger, and their meal together was like a business meeting, which went along with her saying their marriage is “like a business deal.” The British woman is flirting with her gay trainer and avoiding sex with her husband, and Adrienne…ewww. Total drag queen face. I couldn’t believe it when I read that disgusting husband of hers is a plastic surgeon in BH; I wonder if he was responsible for making his wife look like Chi Chi La Rue. Watching him eat, chomping with his mouth open, food falling out of his mouth, and harping on his wife getting the turkey chili she said she didn’t want 100 times made me nauseous. The guy came off as a low-class, immature idiot. He made Joe Giudice look like James Bond. After watching this crew, as Bethenny famously said about her meeting with Luann, “I felt gross, and I thought she was gross. I felt like I needed a bath.”

      • dancekrazy says:

        Dear TLM,
        They didn’t answer the questions to Congress, but did on WWHL because lying to Congress is a crime.
        Also, I think that when you plead the 5th, you can’t pick and choose which questions you answer. At least that’s my understanding of the law.
        These two, the SaLIEhi’s are absolutely disgusting, and I agree with you about the bath after watching them LOL.
        What bugs me the most is the jeopardy that they put our President in by “planting the idea” in the heads of every kook in this and other countries that it isn’t that hard to get to him if these two knuckle heads managed it. And their “breaking into” the black caucus dinner by sneaking in through a kitchen back door. Just what Al Queda needs to hear, or some other nut right here.
        Great entry, TLM.

        LYNN, ALL THE VERY BEST WITH THE RADIO THING. I HOPE YOU WILL STILL BE HERE WITH US, THOUGH.
        Susan

    • TareksWife says:

      BRAVA!!! BRAVA!!! BRAVA!!!!

    • nathania says:

      I do think NY is worth watching, I don’t know how they veered so far out of line on the rest of the shows. I don’t have any use for the Countess, she is a Mary type, but the other women are interesting. I think it is because NY is such a cultural mecca that attracts intelligent people in the first place.

      I think Mary was right about the Salahis upstaging everyone and turning everyone on DC into spectators, literally as with the scene of Mary, Cat, Lynda and Paul watching the Congressional hearings.

      Honestly, I am more interested in watching Bethenny’s show because she really is an entrepreneur and watching her empire grow, as well as her personal struggles and triumphs, hold my attention. I find Sonja Morgan interesting and I love Alex. I like Stacie and Cat on DC and wouldn’t mind Erika joining the cast. I just think with DC it is hard to find people who are willing to have their actions documented when it could have repercussions for themselves or someone else. To be willing to do that you have to be either narcissistic (NJ, ATL) or too rich to even care or be at risk to suffer any $$ consequences (BH).

  4. KellitaM says:

    Congrats on the radio show!! That is awesome!!

    I dragged my reluctant husband into the room to watch The DC Reunion with me, so he could hear The Salahi’s distorted, scheming, versions of the “truth” firsthand. He was amazed along with me at their ability to not answer every single question, and twist them around to deflect the blame onto someone else. They have made manipulation into an art form. If I ever want to become a sociopath, I will go to their school. They are masters!

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      @Olivia – too many choices and not enough quality! Bravo got greedy and instead of perfecting their housewives formula they just went for quantity.

    • TT in OC says:

      KellitaM, at least your husband stayed and watched it with you. My husband watched it for 2 minutes and walked away. He couldn’t stand the Salahis.

      • KellitaM says:

        TT in OC,
        He stayed because he said it was like watching a train wreck. It was scary and repulsive, but yet he was glued.:)

  5. klmh says:

    Congrats Lynn.

  6. boston02127 says:

    Great blog Lynn. It’s even painful reading about them, they’re headaching. I do hope that what they did is not put on a back burner and that they are convicted for what they did. I think if Congress lets this slide by it will make the US look like a weak (and dumb) country. It’s already gone on too long.

  7. Dani says:

    Great blog as always. Thank you Lynn and congratulations on your new radio show.

  8. Ellabean says:

    Lynn, Congratulations on your new internet radio show !

  9. boston02127 says:

    Lynn, I was thinking about your new radio show last night and smiling. Jill tries so hard to control everything and everyone. This blog must kill her and I do mean
    K-I-L-L her. Now you have a radio show!!! Congrats to you!

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      agree! Lynn, oh the fun you can have! Jill would love to be on anything to keep her nasty self in the public eye. And you have a blog full of ammo to toss her way!

    • Nancy says:

      I was thinking the same thing. Oh yes their is a GOD!!

    • dancekrazy says:

      Lynn better watch out for the flying monkeys!!!! I cannot wait to hear how Zarin will spin, twist, and lie about everything Lynn says.

  10. TrueLifeDiva says:

    I was shocked to see Andy almost effectively host the reunion last night. He almost asked hard hitting questions. He almost demanded answeres. I was almost impressed ;-).
    Based on their performance during the reunion pt1 and pt2, I will now be refering to the Salahis as The Semantics. Tariq “Wine Slinger” and Missy “Mislead” Semantic should teach a class called Grifting 101. Coming soon to a Learning Annex near you. Cash only, credit cards and checks not accepted 😀

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      lol love it!

    • MickeyMouth says:

      So true. – It’s almost as if he heard his audience screaming at their television sets, “Andy you f’ing idiot why didn’t you ask them _________!”

    • TT in OC says:

      “almost” is well used!!! Though I have to said he was more prepared this time, he had TWO emails printed in advance!!!

    • Nancy says:

      The million dollar question is…Why didn’t he do the same thing to Jill Zarin?
      I just don’t get it. Maybe now that Lynn has her own radio show…Amizongate
      can be revisited? (That would be better than Prozac.)

      • dancekrazy says:

        Nancy,
        Andy couldn’t do that to Zarin or she would have pulled her NORMA DESMOND on him, cried fake tears, and run off saying, “I’m done.” Then Kelly would have made her usual inane and insane comments, and probably followed her.
        But it would have made for a great show, Nancy.

  11. klmh says:

    Off for a few days, but wanted to leave a smile on your face. This was my mother’s favorite:

    Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:

    

Dear Grand-daughter, 

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
’Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker .. 

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a 
thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.. 

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

    

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed. 

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn’t notice that the
light had changed… 

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t 
honked, I’d never have noticed. 

I found that lots of people love Jesus! 

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ‘For the love of 
God!’ 

’Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’ 

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! 

Everyone started honking! 

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those
loving people. 

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! 


    
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him 
yelling something about a sunny beach. 

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger 
stuck up in the air. 

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. 

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

    

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window 
and gave him the good luck sign right back. 

My grandson burst out laughing. 

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! 

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that 
they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. 

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
 when I noticed the light had changed.

    

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on 
through the intersection. 

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection 
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave 
them after all the love we had shared. 

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the 
Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord
 for such wonderful folks!! 

Will write again soon, 

Love, Grandma

    • Zoey says:

      Lolololol. Huh-larious!

    • Waxdiva says:

      Now that was funny! Sounds like every driver in Florida…

      • Savannah111 says:

        klmh LMAO that’s to funny..
        Waxdiva, also sounds like every driver Ga. that has to drive in Atlanta, I probably did that wave myself today it took me 2 hours to get home WHY WHY I swear 5 minutes can make a difference but on Friday’s it’s so much worse than any day of the week. My thinking is that a lot of people just lay off Monday thru Thursday but will show up on Fridays pay day I guess. It just crazy makes me wish I took what ever Mary from DC takes I’m thinking xanax who knows, it’s like she just sits there.

    • TT in OC says:

      That is a lovely grandma stroy ….. LMAO!!!! She has a great sense of humor.

    • KellitaM says:

      That was funny! I read this to my 16yo and he laughed.

    • mk says:

      That is so funny!!! Thank you for sharing, it feels good to laugh like that!

  12. OneMoreInBoston says:

    Lynn,

    Congratulations on your radio show! Cream always rises to the top!

  13. TREX says:

    Long time lurker who just had to post today after trying to watch the Salahliars show last night! Thanks for blog, because I missed some of the show due to having to turn the channel to keep from throwing something at the TV! Note: Why is it that Michaeliar Sahaliar is the only person that has not publicly said that “SHE HAS M.S.”! She refers to it as her “Disease”, “illness”, etc. but has never uttered the words “I HAVE M.S.”

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      Considering her bizarre lifestyle, the stress from being a broke ass liar and her weird eating habits, and adding the fact that no one really believes her or likes her – there is the possibility that she does not have MS but MS like symptoms! Why would one secretly support the MS charities but not proclaim she actually has the disease herself? At this point, her doctor is the only one who is credible enough to set the record straight but we all know that will not be happening.

      • 2Stupid says:

        She probably hasn’t paid his/her bill. I’m wandering if they even have health insurance since neither one of them are employed!

        • jillz68 says:

          Good point regarding health insurance and the Salamis. MS is not a cheap disease to treat. My meds are $450 per week. Luckily I have insurance or I would be SOL.

  14. Zoey says:

    Wow, we can say we knew you way back when….!

    Grrreat recap! The clip where Michaele is at the salon and goes out to look in her vehicle for the White House invitation is just weird. The salon employee clearly wanted to see a fancy invitation, yet Michaele says (now) she was looking for an email.
    In her guilty mind maybe ‘proof’ that she was invited, but I don’t think that’s what the girl was thinking!

  15. TrueLifeDiva says:

    Oh yeah, forgot to mention one last thing. That was an absolutely bitch ass move on Tariq’s part to throw wine in Lynda’s face. Even his own explaination was weak. If Tariq thinks he has the right to assault Lynda in defense of Missy, then Ebong should have felt equally justified in backhanding Tariq the next time he met him in defense of Lynda. Anyone see Heidi and Spencer Pratt on “I’m a celebrity get me out of here!”? The dry shampoo label fight? Yeah, the Semantics are the new Spiedi.

    • Raquel Papel says:

      I totally agree. No wonder Linda did not want to be in the room with him without Ebong by her side. I consider him throwing wine at her as an assault.

      • T-Rex says:

        I can say this if some A**hole threw wine on me, he best check down to see if he still had his “pair”! I am about the same height as Lynda and my DH is over 6ft 2. He always says that if we were ever “threatened” that while his size might intimidate, they better worry about me, they don’t call me T-Rex for nothing! I am not a “bad girl” looking for a fight, I have had defensive training like Adrienne Maloof and if you come at me, I will take you down. Never had to in about 15 years, back in my bartending days, but I will take you out if I have to!

  16. Zoey says:

    Seems they’ve been living this lifestyle for quite a while.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tareq_Salahi

    • twoile says:

      Wow, very interesting as well as long term “fraud like behavior”……uhmmmmm

    • floridagirl88 says:

      I couldn’t finish reading all of the wiki because this man, his wife, their lies are just too disgusting. Everyone else gets to pay for them while they make excuses. People lose jobs and they deny it is possible. Lies, lies. How did they find each other? Lynda seems to be saying Michaele was not like this 15 years ago. What is it about Tweedledum that makes her follow his lead?

  17. Zoey says:

    Oh, PS Lynn, in the wiki article it describes why Tariq gave two names of companies with the title Oasis. (He still didn’t answer the question asked!) There were/are two different companies, and both went belly up. If I understand it correctly, the second is a company he started USING his mother’s company.

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      I agree, he used the Oasis Winery name which he clearly didn’t own to acquire financing for his second company. And last night he said bankruptsy protection does not allow you to pay your bills – that would be business related not personal related. He may have tried to run everything – gas, electric, flowers, salon visits, wedding expenses, etc through his “companies”…..slick move but it won’t hold off the creditors forever.

  18. WindyCityWondering says:

    RHODC should have had a season to match their reunion. The Salahis did not admit to any of the lies – they do not understand credibility or integrity because they have none. In their world, everyone else lies or “someone/they” told us to say that! Andy tried to come with “facts” but his follow through was not there.
    The ladies tried to make the Salahis own their garbage and again -Andy could have but did not let them get answers either! For how ever many hours they taped for maybe the constant circle answers just wore everyone down to the point of just giving up! It must be difficult to live in a world where a simple yes or no is not an option!
    A shout out to the men of DC – they didn’t give the Salahis an inch and called them on not apologizing and didn’t buy Tarq’s I am defending my wife lame ass excuse for one minute. Pushing his wife out of the way so he could hurl red wine on Lynda is a great defensive move – don’t ruin his wife’s outfit because it likely was borrowed! Oh wait, they don’t pay for anything anyway so what’s up with manhandling an ill woman?
    These two deserve to be shunned, ridiculed and never believed again – but did they hijack the show? Maybe. Or maybe Bravo edited it that way at the expense of what the other women may have be able to offer us. And I am glad Andy didn’t ask the will you come back question – if gives me hope that this franchise is finished!

  19. girlygirlnyc says:

    Hi Lynn,

    I read your blog daily but never post. I just wanted to congratulate you on your radio show and say thank you for all of the hours you must spend writing these wonderful blogs.

    Also, I think Andy must be reading, too. He asked “whats her face from that show that no one watches” why she is mean to Bethenny. Progress…

    My Mazel of the week goes to you. Cheers!

  20. pffffft says:

    Excellent recap Lynn….and woohooo for you on the new radio show!

  21. Duchess of Dryer Lint says:

    My absolute favorite moment was near the end of the reunion. Jason turns to Tariq, and quietly draws him into a 1 0n 1 moment and starts ticking his points off on his fingers and says “so, just so I’ve got it,(1) The white house was Michele Jones fault, and the White house director is lying (Tariq says right), The (2) black caucus dinner was the directors fault and he is lying about the tickets, and Jason and Ted are lying about what happened to them (Tariq says right!) and the Oasis is your Mom’s fault and that’s all a lie too (Tariq says Right!).
    Then Jason just looks at Staci and Andy and makes a gesture like, “Seriously, what are you gonna do?” and shakes his head.
    I have no idea why I love that moment, but it just speaks of Jason’s ability to cut straight to the heart and show the absolute ridiculous mind set of these people without a single scream, curse word, or accusation. He just shakes his head. I really love him.
    He could have kept going—The bills are the courts fault (they said we aren’t allowed to pay our bills, just keep spending and not paying), the wine throwing was Linda’s fault (I mean really, can’t she just shut up and quit calling me out with the truth, it is sooo annoying!), the lack of house thing was Stacie’s fault (no email, only a verbal request ON FILM for the financial information), the lying about the house on the audition tape was the film crews fault (they wanted to see a house, what was I gonna do?) I mean, Wow.

    • T-REX says:

      I agree, I loved that Jason called him on the carpet, but I wanted him to look at Stacie and giver her the “cluephone” that those Sahaliars are no good folk, instead Stacie said she enjoyed their time together. HUH?!?!?!

    • nathania says:

      My sister in law does this. most of the time relations are amicable but strained but if pressed under conflict she will come up with the most outrageous accusations and explanations for her behavior that you have ever heard. It is truly frightening, and I am not exaggerating. Like Tareq calling Jason (the hairstylist) a liar, and calling Stacie a liar, and saying Lolly was being investigated by the FBI. It is a truly disturbing quality when you realize someone has no respect for or relationship with the truth, and that they have no respect for the legal and moral boundaries of slander and defamation. Fun times to be had in the future with SIL, to be sure.

      One glaring thing that really stands out, that as far as I know no one called Michael out on, is how can you be all about ‘giving love’ and ‘blessing yourself’ or whatever, all that positivity b.s., and be married to someone who is clearly a spawn of the dark side? (I’m not saying what she says about that b.s. is true, I’m pointing out the contrast). Someone needs to nail her to the wall on that, why are you married to someone so clearly evil, if you are such an angelic being of light? I honestly don’t think she could come up with an answer to that one that would fly with her husband.

  22. Wall St Lady says:

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  23. anniek says:

    As always great blog and dead on. Congrats on the radio show. I look forward to hearing it.

  24. Amber...Real Wife says:

    The Salahis ARE guilty of crashing the White House Dinner! They can deny, deflect and defend, but the truth is they didn’t get and invite. That said, all parties questioning them at the reunion, were spitting in the wind. Like trying to get into FortKnox with a bobby pin. AINT HAPPENING! If they can refuse to answer Congress, they can get around SimpleAndy and his wine-filled wives.

    ONE thing I agree with the Salahis about. Lynda is jealous of Michaele. Mary too. Cat just hates her. Period. But Lynda’s jealousy is probably because Michaele’s thinner, younger and lives in a fantasy world made possible by Tareq and grifting. She obviously met Michaele when she worked as a salesperson, and was subservient to all her customers and strangers. She had to to take alot of shit, working in that position. She married up, and this has shocked her “clients”.

    Lynda’s comment about Michaele leaving Tareq, getting a job and removing her extensions was telling. Why remove the extensions? Is that a luxurious perk of being wealthy? Don’t poor women wear extensions too? She soooo wants Michaele back in that support staff position. Not in a position where she goes to the same parties and travels in the same circles. They are second tier people after all.

    • Sha2000 says:

      “This poor couple is still in limbo and their lives have been horribly affected as the case has not been resolved and remains an open investigation by Congress. Don’t you feel for them? ”

      Lol not at all! I hope that was sarcasm. Let them live in limbo they deserve it, besides I hear it is similar to the LaLa land that they usually reside in. Several years of worry they deserve.

      Can anyone please tell me if they heard Mr. Lie he he he mention calling his lawyer during the question of the invite & the alleged phone calls (before they went)? I rewound back & that’s what I heard in between Andy’s questions. IF you are invited, why the hell would you call your lawyer???? It leads me to think that maybe I’m thinking there’s a substance in play? How else could you get two human beings living in a complete fantasy world & lie blatantly to the world & change the story from one breath to the next? Either they are crazy or taking something. Satchels of gold; ya know what I’m saying?

      • Sha2000 says:

        Well she WAS right that he should get a job.

      • American Idiot says:

        Hello Sha: What I belive Tareq meant was that the first “feeler” for the invitation to the White House came through their lawyer, Paul Gardner. Michelle Jones contacted him for the Salahi’s information, ie SS#, DOB, citizenship. Tareq responded directly to Michelle Jones, including all their information and also saying they were so excited to be attending. Ms. Jones then wrote back that the State Dinner was out of the questions, but she was working on tickets for the Arrival Ceremony.

        The Salahi’s took a “feeler”/ “inquiry” and ran with it. They assumed from the first e mail that they were invited, when in actually, they were only being considered for an invitation, which never materialized.

        Michelle Jones never confirmedthey were invited. Paul Gardner refused to be interviewed about the whole incident.

        • Sha2000 says:

          Hi AI,
          Thanks for answering & explaining about the attorney.

          “The Salahi’s took a “feeler”/ “inquiry” and ran with it. They assumed from the first e mail that they were invited, when in actually, they were only being considered for an invitation, which never materialized.”

          I did get that last night, but after watching them several times on this issue, I would call it a deliberate assumption (“running with it”), and that’s what I don’t like about them; they are clearly opportunistic. It’s frankly hideous.

          • Sha2000 says:

            I have to add something. Last year I was chosen along with about 29 other people to work for the One campaign at a U2 concert. The volunteering included being back stage for a short while, and in the inner circle to watch the show…an area by invitation by the band only, a few feet from the stage. We we informed a “special surprise” too…which turned out that we got to go on stage briefly w/the band playing. U2 being my favorite, this was a HUGE deal for me. I was informed that I was being considered via email & that I was to be confirmed *or not* in a few days time. To my disbelief at my luck, I was confirmed & told IF there is room I maybe able to bring a guest. My husband was hoping to join me. We waited & I was email no room for my guest. I went WITH a copy of my email invite (that’s all there was) in hand, had no problem & a wonderful time! Point to my story is the SaLIEhe’s are full of $h1t. When it’s a chance of a lifetime, like working a U2 show & meeting the President, you better KNOW 100%.

            • American Idiot says:

              That is a great story, Sha, and a wonderful example of how “normal” people behave.

              I have always thought the Salahi’s felt they were “entitled” to the invitation because they planned to play against India in their next Polo Cup. And the PM of India was the guest of honor at the state dinner. So course, they should be invited, because they are such great ambassadors of US and Indian relations.

              • Sha2000 says:

                That’s it too their sense of entitlement is ridiculous, but false entitlement is what their network likes to showcase.

        • Adgirl says:

          I don’t think anyone is jealous of Michaele. They are outraged by her Little Bo Peep demeanor while she says and does very anti-social things.

          Micheale responded to every statement by Cat with extremely personal digs at Cat about her marriage.

          • Sha2000 says:

            Agree ADGirl!

            I wouldn’t be jealous of her either. She & her husband’s hi jinks have reduced them to pure laughing stock of this country; their credibility damaged beyond repair by their own doing.
            Who but a fool would want that brand of fame?

          • WindyCityWondering says:

            No way is Lynda, Mary or Cat jealous of Misfit! The reunion showed us the side she so tries to hide. She is vicious, hurtful, petty and untruthful. She lacks integrity and credibility as well.

    • Waxdiva says:

      They are all (you excluded Stacie) jealous of McHale? Because McHale quit her job and married beyond her station? Hmmmm… I really think you are off the mark re your theory. McHale was working at Nordstroms for Trish McEvoy… hardly a position in which one has to ‘take a lot of shit’ or be subservient to customers. Have you ever shopped at Nordstroms? Have you ever worked behind the cosmetics counter? Nordstroms takes great pride in their customer service, they do not train their people to be ‘subservient,’ nor would they allow their staff to stoop to any situation that would result in someone ‘taking a lot of shit.’

      Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder. You apparently see McHale as more attractive than Lynda; you are entitled to your objective opinion. I see McHale’s outer beauty as a shattered shell, attemting to contain her neurosis, very low self-esteem and false front that she has to portray to play the game of everyday life with Tarmac. Lynda has years on McHale… that’s a fact, but Lynda does not seem the type of person who would be jealous of a younger person. Maybe the reverse is true…McHale doesn’t like Lynda because Lynda may be older, but neither acts her bio age, nor looks her bio age. McHale probably looks in the mirror and sees the numerous lines around her lips, her crow’s feet and unhappiness in her eyes.

      I doubt very much that McHale’s customers were even a tinge jealous of her marrying Tarmac and doubt that, despite rumors started by Tarmac, anyone thought of him as a great catch.

      • American Idiot says:

        It should be noted also, the M did not always work behind the makeup counter at Nordstorms. She also did makeup for fashion shows, special events, and traveled for them representing the Trish McEvoy (sp) makeup line. She even did clients’ makeup in their own homes.

        I do not think the other women are jealous of M. I think they are just plain “fed up” with her and her crazy husband.

      • TT in OC says:

        I also don’t think marrying Tarmac is “marrying up” at all. He has no assets but a whole lot of lies.

      • Amber...Real Wife says:

        @Waxdiva

        No. Not off the mark, just my opinion. Regardless if it’s Nordstroms, Bloomies, Saks or Bendel’s, a salesperson is taking alot of shit. You are pushed to make sales, be polite to those who can’t be bothered, and folks that are plain rude. People asking for freebies, getting made up for free with no intention on buying. Remember the customer, with few extreme exceptions, is ALWAYS right!

        As for Lynda vs. Michaele in the beauty department. Both are hags, however, Michaele, even borderline anorexic, IMO looks better. Lynda DOES look her age. And a little worse for wear if I may add. She’s not only a little pudgy, with wonky arms but her face is way too hard and severe. Lucky Ebong.

        Also I didn’t say they were all jealous. Lynda is. Mary’s mad because she can’t stop talking about what Michaele did in the past, and is all over town using wine as a way to get into parties. Cat is just Cat and she and Stacie could care less. They are angry at what Michaele did. Not who she was and turned into. Mary and Lynda are the ones that knew Michaele when. She HAD to be nice. Now, they feel fooled because Michaele doesn’t need to be sweet, talks back and defends herself even when she is wrong.

        Lastly, no one is jealous that Michaele married Tareq, it’s that her marriage to that nut has elevated her to their circle. And that it is being done with smoke and mirrors adds more insult to the injury.

        • Waxdiva says:

          Obviously, you’ve worked in the cosmetics dept. Which store and which cosmetics company? Major people problems?

          We both have very valid points based on our individual observations of people we only know from a weekly TV show. You like McHale and I like Lynda…

          • Amber...Real Wife says:

            Ha! No. Alas, I was only an AA for an international comp on 57th/5th and then for a famous Mad Ave real estate management firm. Didn’t sell make up but passed by many a counter in my life where folks are rude and pushy. I didn’t mean to be insulting to makeup artists. Anyone in sales, that depends on the kindness of others, usually has to be extra everything. Kind of like a gentle liar to make the sale. LOL

            Also I don’t LIKE Michaele. I don’t like Tareq, Lynda, Mary or Cat either. Stacie, Jason, Rich, Ebong and Charles I like.
            Back to Michaele, I think she’s nuts. However, I can and will defend a position if I think its right. The Salahis are a menace but even Michaele can be envied by rich and famous women.

        • Diana says:

          On what planet could Lynda ever be accused of being “pudgy”? WTF? She’s a bitty thing! I adore her. Old enough to have seen it all, and be able to call the cards on the table, and still young and yummy enough to make Ebong a happy man. She has all of that, happy kids, and a very healthy chunk of money. Yes, I’m certain she is tremendously jealous of that…thing, the M word thing… ((Shudder))

    • Zoey says:

      I agree with you completely about Lynda’s jealousy. I think she also wanted much more attention on this show and can’t stand that this low level person took all the attention! That tells me that Lynda is just as much a media whore as any of these women. She wouldn’t do it the way the Salahi’s have, but she wanted the fame.

      • Sha2000 says:

        They all wanted fame but not the kind the Salahi’s brought upon themselves.

      • Amber...Real Wife says:

        @ Zoey

        I totally agree. This was supposed to showcase Lynda’s basement modeling agency with the 5ft catwalk. LOL Also we so wanted more Closet Time and Outhouse Full stories and Nigerian Dad stories. ( Actually Nigerian Dad was better than the other three.)
        The Salahis were accused of hijacking the show, but it couldn’t have been done without BRAVO’s helpful editors and the media frenzy the crashing caused. BRAVO had to prove themselves innocent.

        • Amber...Real Wife says:

          OMG

          Could Michaele have been referring to the Goat Modeling Agency Basement as the place that Cat has been staying?

          Lynda said she didn’t have a basement, but we’ve all seen her lecherous casting calls for models in her basement.

          Mystery solved. Allegation unproven.

          • Waxdiva says:

            Lynda had moved from her condo to her new home in McLean; it probably had a pretty nice basement!

    • JKW says:

      I do not agree with that at all. No way Linda is jealous. She has become my favorite through this whole series. She seems very secure with herself and tells them exactly what she thinks. She didn’t go to their events and really as much as possible had nothing to do with them. I find her much more attractive than Michale. She isn’t fake looking or acting. She was the only one that pretty much called them liars and dead beats from the start and was proven right. Because she doesn’t like them doesn’t mean she is jealous. AND she has that cute little Itchiban !

      • Noreen says:

        I don’t see Lynda as jealous either. I think she detests them because they are complete phonies. And perhaps by “marrying up” and such out of dates comments, Lynda and the others mean she and Tarmac obtained what they have by lying, stealing and cheating, not by working for it. There is nothing wrong with marrying money, but if your only goal is the money and perks, that is a sham. But these two people are well matched. They don’t smell their own or each other’s S**t.

        And whoever nicknamed the Liar, Tarmac – thank you. I love it!

      • American Idiot says:

        I also do not think Linda is jealous of Michaele. To me, being jealous of someone means you want or desire what they have, whether material goods or physical attributes. I do not see Michaele having anything Linda would want. Michaele has no home, no money, no personality. Michaele’s husband is a fool. Yes, Michaele may be younger, but she certainly is not prettier. Yes, Linda is short and does not have a great figure, but I don’t think she wants to be a tall, skinny scarecrow. To me she seems comfortable in her own skin.

        Linda and Mary may be frustrated and aggravated with M and T for turning what they thought would be a worthwhile expeience into a circus. I am sure they thought theirs would be the sophisticated housewife show, with intelligent conversations,
        charitable good deeds, wonderful family lives galore.

        Instead the show turned into Cirque Du Salahi, and reflected badly on all of them and their families. Bravo had a hard time casting DC wives. Who knows how many “I told you so’s” Linda and Mary may be getting from friends and acquaintences.

    • buffywood says:

      Maybe the point about the her extensions is that she didn’t pay for them!!!

      “A Georgetown stylist sued Michaele Salahi to get paid for her $4,000 blond hair extensions.”

      I have to say, if I looked like Lynda when I am her age I would be a pretty happy woman.

    • nathania says:

      you have to remember that at one time in the past Lynda had some kind of business dealing with them via the Polo org. and she stated in the first episode that no one got paid. Any misgivings Lynda has about Michaele were probably cemented after that bad experience. I don’t think Lynda is jealous of Michaele, I think she’s just outspoken and one of the few people that can hold her own with Michaele in conversation, because Michaele is very good at turning the conversation in a favorable direction with her deny & deflect technique. I imagine after you are around someone like Michaele for a long enough time it is very hard to hide your disgust. With my current sister in law the same is true, she is tall/blond/thin/pseudo-christian/manipulative and narcissistic. I am short, pudgy and ten years older than her, with no religious affiliation and homosexual to boot. There are very serious issues with her behavior and how she parents (or not) her children but if she were to be put in defensive mode against me or anyone in my family in regards to her behavior as a wife, mother, or just a human being, that jealousy garbage would (and will, I’m sure, in the custody battle that looms in the future at some point) be the first thing out of her mouth. That crap truly belongs in high school, but women who never grow up delude themselves with it their entire lives, as if ‘pretty’ and accountable are mutually exclusive characteristics. The point is not, by the way, that the other person is, or isn’t jealous, the point of a statement like that is to make the person speak in first person and on the defensive, i.e. “I’m not jealous” and deflect whatever accusation was just made (otherwise known as changing the subject), instead of having them repeat, “you killed those kittens, just admit it, you know you did” or whatever the accusation is. It’s a sparring technique and I wish people would try to keep this in mind.

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  26. Kristy says:

    the only thing truthful about michaele salahi are her tear ducts she tries so hard during interviews to make it seem like something has really got at her and is just tearing her up inside but no matter how much she scrunches her face NO TEARS.

    she is all facade completely hallow inside.

  27. Wall St Lady says:

    Where was Ebong during the wine throwing thing ?
    WSM would have grabbed the
    Doe Boy by the tie & said outside fatso or on your knees w/an apology NOW. Yes he did grow up near the Zarrin store but in the Village b4 it was fashionable. WSM was 3rd base for a semi pro team & is from a family of boxers. Let’s say he is tall & sturdy. At a club once he knocked 2 even taller (very WASPie)20yrs younger guys to the floor !
    Ok that’s my protector.
    But I feel sorry for any man who would throw wine on me ,even if I was wrong.

  28. Wall St Lady says:

    WSM speculates
    The gov’t hasn’t completed the crashes trial b cuz the Salamis’ would get a pro bono lawyer trying to make a name for himself. The lawyer would
    prove/reveal how sloppy the US protects our PRes.& hurt National security again. WSM said how about the charge of
    Breaking & entering ?( Same problem )

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      what about trespassing?

    • nathania says:

      that makes a lot of sense. Bravo has it on film: “well, you aren’t on the list, but go ahead anyway, it’s thataway, over yonder.”

      I think someone put it to them that they needed to make their point with a hearing rather than in a courtroom because a lawyer would make white house security look like a ‘goat rodeo’.

  29. Adgirl says:

    My sick thought about DC:
    I can’t decide whether I never want to see the Salahi’s again or if I want Bravo to give them their own weekly show.

    • Sha2000 says:

      Sorry!! I vote no show. Besides the BS, I can’t stand their stupid smiles, especially his. I’m not watching that, Jersey Shore or SP’s on TLC, lol they all make me want to vomit.

    • Zoey says:

      I can see thinking that. I mean, we don’t see folks like this every day. To watch how they go about their lives and the shocking things they do is sort of fascinating. As long as no one gets hurt, I could see watching a little bit. Maybe not every week…

      • Sha2000 says:

        Kind of why I watch RHONJ, train wreck factor.

      • Waxdiva says:

        Zoey: The Salamis are fascinating to watch. What will they do next and to whom? How will they explain what they did? How do they get away with it time after time? They could probably fit into every category in the DSM-IV, but they proceed with their lives as if they are the sane ones. Pitiful, sad, maddening, but fascinating.

  30. Adgirl says:

    Oh, and after knowing a couple like the Salahi’s – after last night I am sure they are NOT delusional.
    They are straight-up narcissistic pathological liars. They absolutely know they are lying. But they don’t care – as long they get to buy or do whatever they want they will live with a few uncomfortable moments when they are confronted.

    Did you all notice that whenever Cat got under Michaele’s skin “sweet Michaele” would instantly say something nasty about Cat’s marriage?

    Michaele is totally in on their schemes.

    • Sha2000 says:

      Do you think they could be abusing something to make them lie so blatantly & change the lie second to second?

      • Adgirl says:

        No, I think they take a kernal of truth and create am alternate reality.
        Like maybe once Michaele was feeling run down and went to her doctor. He gave her a spectrum of reasons from having a cold to worst case MS. So presto she has MS when convenient.

        They know they are lying but don’t care.

        • Sha2000 says:

          It’s crazy!

        • Waxdiva says:

          Or, the doctor called her MS. Salami and she’s so stoo-pid that she thought he said MS.

          Here’s my theory: The Salamis will become exasperated by the people doubting the MS story. They will contact the doctor who diagnosed McHale, only to find that the doctor is deceased. (How convenient.) Since the diagnosis was so long ago and the doctor is dead, the doctor’s paper files cannot be found and may have been destroyed, so they can’t even prove the original diagnosis (again, convenient). McHale will be re-tested by a new doctor. The tests will show that she does not have MS. They will be outraged because poor McHale has been thinking she has this terrible disease for so long and the original doctor’s diagnosis was wrong. After they have been properly outraged, they will then be elated because McHale has a clean bill of health. This scenario will explain how McHale has been so active with lots of energy…. she never had MS! How con-veeeeeen-ient.

          • jezzibel says:

            you just gave them the out to her alleged MS

          • nancy says:

            And they will sue the dead doctors family.

          • WindyCityWondering says:

            a friend of mine has MS and it isn’t a one time diagosis – she has scheduled visits and tests and has had them for 10 years now. to the outside world you would not know she has it.

          • nathania says:

            It would be funny to learn that the same doctor that says Michaele has MS is the one that said Lindsay Lohan is not a drug addict.

  31. cusi77 says:

    Thank you Lynn for this excellent blog! Five*****!

    Could you post at the end of your blog the other blogspot page to click in the adds before we start doing our comments? Thanks!

  32. OneMoreInBoston says:

    Sociopaths are such good liars because they BELIEVE their own lies. That’s how they pass lie detector tests.

    Could it be that Missy REALLY believes that she has MS? And that when Andy asked her if she ever went anywhere without Tareq, she made the “cryface” because if she REALLY believes she has MS than she could have an episode at any time.

    Therefore her husband HAS to be there for her at all times. Why of course that’s why he doesn’t work and that they can’t pay their bills and everyone is mean to them and are not filled with love and light because she SICK. Why doesn’t anyone understand?

    • Adgirl says:

      I am sure Michaele & Tareq know they are lying. But there is a strange ownership of the lie when they are challenged.

      My parents had a great line:
      “How Dare You Accuse Me of Doing the Things I’ve Done?”

      haha.

  33. OneMoreInBoston says:

    OK -Where on God’s Green Earth is @quincy? I am having withdrawal type symptoms and am getting vaquely worried about her.

    • Ellabean says:

      Wasn’t she taking time off to go paint her sons condo to get it ready for selling ? In Chicago?

      Isn’t it funny how I know about Quincy’s to do list, while my own is quite neglected . Me too. I miss her here. She motivates me to get going on just about everything.

      QUINCY !!!! WHERE ARE YE ?????

    • Kat says:

      I’m wondering where QuincyIl is also???

    • boston02127 says:

      I was thinking about her last night. I thought she’d be back by now.

  34. Trudie says:

    As my mother would say: The Salahis are all foam and no beer.

    The lentil soup line was classic. What the hell was that supposed to mean? And, I have a sister who has MS, has trouble with her equilibrium, raises 4 kids and wouldn’t have left a State dinner no matter how badly she felt.

    • Sha2000 says:

      She couldn’t sit the soup out? Lol. Maybe it is anorexia!

    • TLM says:

      I don’t know why she would have an issue with Lentil soup more than any other food, since she clearly does not eat. So the two bites of food she had that evening would be something other than lentil soup, big deal.

      The fact is that Michaele and Tariq were, as Cat said, NFI… not fucking invited. Those two only ever planned to circulate as much as possible, hobnob, make an appearance, and then make a clean getaway. Most likely they would have sat down to eat in the seats of no-shows, if there had been any, and feigned shock or ignorance if anyone had tapped them on the shoulder. Basically the Sa-liars were treating the White House as if it were a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert.

      The Sa-liars remind me of con artists who can take someone’s library card and somehow parlay it into getting a Platinum VISA by taking multiple deceitful steps. Similarly, they’ve tried to take their various cons and miniscule contacts with famous people and cobble them to try and get themselves entre to greater and greater things. I would like to think that all stopped with the White House, but unfortunately there’s such a clamor for celebrity of any kind in this country that they’ll be invited to other things. There are people who would probably invite Charles Manson to events if he were let out of prison; convicted murderers the Menendez brothers both managed to find women to marry them while they’re in prison for life. The Sa-liars will probably at least wind up shilling for an advertiser or two.

    • Rabble Rouser says:

      I think the whole lentil soup thing was pretty similar to the re-direct and diversion techniques used by illusionists. Everyone got so focused on the audacity of the answer, it completely defused the question being asked.

  35. Adgirl says:

    Was it Jason who called Michaele’s tortured expressions Face Cry?

  36. Butters'Mom says:

    Great blog as usual!

    I just don’t know what to say about the Salaliars. I simply cannot understand their pathology. They are evil. I was glad to see Andy at least try to pin them down but like others have said if congress couldn’t do it I really didn’t expect he would.

    It was interesting to finally get the full wine throwing story. What kind of a man does that to a woman? If he had done that to me or any other woman with me MyJoe, though a highly educated and successful man, would have beat him to a pulp and disposed of his body where it would never be found. I am sure a lot of men are just like MyJoe so that Salaliar better what his step in the future as someday he will disrespect a woman around someone who will not tolerate it!

    • Sha2000 says:

      I’d like to see an episode where he “attempts” to throw wine on Teresa. Lol! Now that’s good tv!

      • Amber...Real Wife says:

        LOL I think Juicy would be peeling Tree off of Tareq! He wouldn’t have been able to do the manly thing as Teresa would’ve jumped the table and beat the hell out of Tareq. Juicy would have to save Tareq’s life and keep Teresa out of jail for manslaughter.

      • boston02127 says:

        I would bet money that Tareq would NEVER throw wine in anothers guys face. He’s too much of a pussy. The fact that he did that to a woman tells exactly the type of person he is.

  37. Duchess of Dryer Lint says:

    So, after having reviewed some of the clips from last night and reading Missy’s blog, here is my question.
    Who have the Salahis ticked off, and how high up in Washington power bases does that person have to be in order to form this conspiracy to discredit the Salahis?
    Think about it. This is a vast conspiracy that spans all walks of life, from his Mother, to the Virginia Tourism Board, The International Polo Association, random recently transplanted hair dressers, The Leukemia foundation, Tariq’s OWN attorney, book publishers, and several high ranking Government Officials.
    What could they possibly have done to create the need for all of these unrelated individuals to come together and form the “Let’s get Michael and Tariq” committee?
    And the genius of the enterprise. Wow.
    Sending invitations to restricted events, leaving no paper trail of the actual invite in word, text, email or paper. Then including them in the event, making sure the couple has a great time and will tell everyone they attended. Then conspiring a single story and releasing to the press and to Washington society the LIE that they were not invited and were in fact asked to leave/escorted out. That alone would have to involve the agent who will say he escorted them out, the person put in charge of the guest list, the kitchen staff who will claim they saw them sneak in, the guests the Salahis brought with them, and the director of communications for each of these organizations. All sworn to the same story and threatened to uphold this lie under penalty of death.
    I mean, is it any wonder we are not making alot of headway on the economy? All of Washington, and most of the White House is busy creating and implementing plots against this single random couple in an effort to slander their good name and ruin their credibility. What do they know and how high does that information reach?
    LOL

  38. Duchess of Dryer Lint says:

    Oh, I forgot to add the chef who was instructed to prepare the lentil soup to be the catalyst for the early leaving of the State Dinner. The research involved in finding the ONE food that would literally drive this couple into the streets must have been exhausting alone. How many of our tax dollars went into this effort?

    • Adgirl says:

      Wasn’t that a challenge on top Chef DC that never made it onto the air?

      Padma: “Make a soup that is so powerfully repulsive that the Salahi’s will be forced to abandon a State dinner at the White House.”

    • realminkey says:

      She has MS, and eats lots of protein, but isn’t supposed to eat protein, but maybe she suddenly realized at that dinner that LENTILS are packed with PROTEIN!

      It’s the MS /Lentil /Non-Protein defense! Don’t you get it???

  39. lillybee says:

    Great blog and congratulations on your new radio show, Lynn.

  40. Adgirl says:

    Cast for Celebrity Big Brother:
    Jon Gosselin
    Michael Lohan
    Jill Zarin
    Patti Stanger
    Tareq Salahi
    Michaele Salahi
    ……

  41. Smompy says:

    Congratulations, Lynn! I bet you could have a blast doing a radio show and as has already been mentioned, it will irritate the HELL out of Jill “the hydra” Zarin, so YAY!!! Just don’t turn into Joy Behar…she started out on the radio, ya know:)

    I for one enjoyed the DC reunion. It was annoying, of course, that the grifters were allowed to control so much of the show, but I actually started to like some of the other wives as I watched and listened to them attacking the Salamies. Lynda kind of irked me at the beginning of the season, but on the reunion show I loved her. She was a real diva…in a good way. I even enjoyed dull-as-dishwater Mary a bit more after seeing her at the reunion. Too bad she didn’t exhibit a little more personality before this. Stacie is probably the most self-aware and diplomatic. Unfortunately she’s a bit too diplomatic to make for good television IMO. I feel like she tries a little too hard to control her TV persona and it ends up making her looking wishy-washy or insincere. Cat is very entertaining as a rule, although I’d never invite her to one of my family dinners.

    Anyone else have a feeling that there won’t be a Season 2 for DC?

    Why did Patti Stanger have those ginormous chandeliers suspended from her earlobes on WWHL? If I had a face like Patti’s, I’d try to draw attention AWAY from it, but that’s just me. BTW Patti, if was very big of you to wish Bethennny well that way, especially after publicly calling her both a cow and a c*nt. You and JZ really do make a lovely couple!

    • Waxdiva says:

      The earrings on the Stanger looked ridiculous.

      • boston02127 says:

        @Waxdiva–I was thinking she probably wears those hugh earrings to distract people from looking at her big ugly face.

        • ilovelynn says:

          lol boston! your remark reminded me of the time when I was in my 30’s(when the dinosaurs roamed the earth) and my mom gave me a perm that turned out to be a frizzy mess. she looked at me and said”oh well, some eye make up and big earrings and it will look fine!”

      • Rabble Rouser says:

        Thank you, I am glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed. It was like she was wearing ‘crop circles’ on her ears.

  42. justanothermary says:

    Lynn – Thanks so much for the great blog and congrats congrats on your new radio show. I did you a little favor – I tweeted Dina and told her about your show. I knew how thrilled she’d be.

  43. Adgirl says:

    Patti Stanger threw he fiancee` under the bus!!!

    A caller to WWHL asked about Patti’s broken engagement.
    Patti started out with “We grew apart” … then she couldn’t shut up and she complained he wouldn’t appear on her show. However he did agree to appear in a party on “Tori and Dean” which enraged Patti.
    But she wasn’t through with him! The REAL reason they broke up is he was jealous of her fame AND he was milking her financially!!

    Wow Patti- that’s real nice of you. Good choice matchmaker.

    PS I adored how Andy brought all of the nasty out of Patti on WWHL via the audience’s questions about her fiancee, her remarks about Bethenny and why Chelsea isn’t on her show anymore.

    • TLM says:

      I thought Patti’s remarks really fell flat, and I was mad that Andy did not ask her why it was reported that she left Andy because she wanted children and he didn’t, and have you been trying to adopt, Patti? He just let all that go.

      It took Patti five years to realize Andy was dating her for her money with all her rules that the man should always pay? How did that happen? Patti was going full-speed ahead planning their wedding, so something tells me that it was Andy who dumped her. It really doesn’t make sense otherwise.

      If Andy were jealous of her fame, then why wouldn’t he have appeared on her show? It seems that being on one of these shows, even if you aren’t the principal, is a pretty good way to get famous, if that’s what Andy wanted. To wit, everyone knows who Jason Hoppy is, even though the show wasn’t called, “Jason’s Getting Married?”.

      With all the advice on dress and hair that Patti gives to women, she consistently is the worst-dressed person on TV of any of the Bravo women I’ve seen. Unflattering hair, makeup, clothes and shoes. If it was possible, that weird thing she did with her hair on WWHL was even worse than the bangs, Elvira extensions, and black hair dye. If you’ve noticed the banner ads online for SENSA with her, it has a still pic of her that is so obviously doctored to look thinner, since in the SAME AD she is animated and walks from left to right in the banner looking about 20 lbs. heavier — and it is NOT labeled before and after. The walking Patti is supposed to be a success, as is the still Patti. Who do they think this is kidding??

      I wonder what the ratings for the Millionaire Madam have been so far.

      • Waxdiva says:

        I never believed that Ratti’s engagement was real. If you look at any photos of them together, you can see that they are standing close to each other, but they are not into each other at all. IMO, she had to do something. I remember a MM show where one of the ‘guests’ at the pre-dating party loudly asked Ratti why she wasn’t married. It seemed that right after that she was engaged. Check out this photo of them:

        http://www.tv.com/patti-stanger-millionaire-matchmaker-splits-from-fiance/webnews/132545.html

        • Adgirl says:

          He should join the Free Donn club.

        • AZ Girl says:

          Man…. she has gotten BIG!!! Jackie Warner to the rescue.

          • Dawn says:

            Her weight wouldn’t be worth mentioning if it wasn’t for the fact that she demans other women about their weight. Tit for tat.

            • Dawn says:

              That’s supposed to say demeans other women.

            • TLM says:

              Exactly Dawn… I may have stumbled upon one of the new MM shows where PS said to a girl who came in, “I love everything about you except for your size” or something to that effect, and she basically told her she was rejected. This girl wasn’t even heavy, she just wasn’t tiny. That was low even for Patti. And yes, that blue dress wasn’t doing her any favors.

      • Rabble Rouser says:

        The ratings weren’t as great as they are making them seen, Millionaire Matchmaker (9pm)
        – 1.267 million viewers
        – 0.9/1 HH
        – 0.7/2 A18-49

        Billy the Exterminator and Parking Wars beat her in the ratings, poor Patti….dead rodents and impound fees are more appealing than her…..no wonder she has never made it down the aisle.

      • nathania says:

        can someone please tell these women like Patti to stop allowing the sun to hit their chest and neck area at a direct angle? I see this over and over and it’s horrid looking. That is very thin skin and they age themselves so badly with piles of brown measles all over the tops of their boobs. Fake tan, as much of a pain is that probably is, is so much healthier and doesn’t age the skin like sunlight does.

    • boston02127 says:

      When the news of Patti’s broken engagement first came out she said it’s because he didn’t want kids. It was all over the internet. Last night she didn’t even mention that.

    • nathania says:

      you know, if he was ‘jealous of her fame and milking her financially’ we would have seen his mug on MM every single week. Think Slade. His behavior contradicts her assertions.

  44. Adgirl says:

    BH – I had to fast forward through the sisters fighting. I just don’t find that entertaining.
    Kim is strange and Kyle is cranky.

  45. Waxdiva says:

    Nene Leakes of the RHOA, is finally revealing all of her plastic surgery secrets and buckle up folks, it isn’t just a nose job! Read on:

    http://www.realitytea.com/2010/10/22/atlanta-housewife-nene-leakes-i-had-a-nose-job-breast-lift-liposuction/

  46. American Idiot says:

    Off topic: I just caught some of the OC reunion on the reruns on NBC here on the EC. And all the ladies are wearing slacks. Nice jewelry and tops. Jeanna is wearing jeans. So when did the reunions turn to cocktail dress attire?

  47. icantstandthetoxicity says:

    Teresa is launching a children’s clothing line.
    ____________________________________

    Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice is following in the footsteps of one of the world’s most famous moms: Madonna. RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that Teresa is close to final negotiations with the Material Girl’s children’s clothing line designers to launch her own girls line.

    “We’re talking at the moment,” said Steve Lloyd, co-founder of Lipstik Girls, a California based manufacturer.

    “We’re excited about working with Teresa to develop a line.”

    Steve and his designer wife Lisa Barretta Lloyd famously partnered with Madonna in 2003 to create the English Roses collection inspired by her book of the same name.

    According to Steve, Teresa’s line will be “in the same vein” as English Roses’ “classy” high-end children’s line.

    “We worked with Madonna and we believe we can interpret what someone wants and work with them very well to tell their vision,” Steve said. “At this point, it’s going to be a fantastic match. We’re excited, she’s excited, we’re going to make clothes that girls like.”

    The opulent housewife is also in the works to coin her own phrase “Fabulicious,” which she is trademarking and plans to use as the name of the full collection of dresses, skirts, tops, t-shirts, jeans jackets, coats, shoes, pants and pajamas. The Skinny Italian author is also trademarking the name for a cookware line, RadarOnline.com has learned.

    “We haven’t gone in full design mode, but it will definitely have her [Teresa] influence,” Steve said of the clothing that will target girls 2-11 years old and sizes 2-16 and hope to be sold in high end department stores as well as boutique and specialty stores. “She will have final approval on everything. All the way through, she’ll be involved.”

    Fans of the hit reality show have seen Teresa show off her over-the-top sense of style, especially when it comes to her four little girls.

    “I think it’s a match,” Steve said. “She has fashion sense and her kids are out there with a lot of fashion sense.

    “Hopefully it happens very soon.”

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/10/exclusive-teresa-giudice-working-with-madonnas-designers-childrens-clothing-line

  48. Adgirl says:

    I know a couple (now divorced) that are exactly like the Salahi’s – except not as high flying.
    Compulsive liars that use smoke & mirrors to get what they want and to defend themselves.
    It’s never their fault.
    They take a sliver of truth and build a castle in the sky from it.
    If you cross them you are
    1. Evil, jealous or trying to take something from them.
    2. Subject you to harrasment by letter wiriting and complaints to authorities.
    3. if lying, name calling or intimidation doesn’t work there is a lawyer to sue you.

    In our case the husband actually reported us to Homeland Security … on what grounds I’ll never know.

    It’s hard to process the behavior of people like this. Because they are crazy.

  49. Noreen says:

    CONGRATULATIONS LYNN!!!!

    And thank you for all the great blogs. It is so much fun to read your recaps and other offerings.

    And I love everyone’s nicknames for the Salahis. Too funny!

  50. Waxdiva says:

    The landscaper who had to sue the Salamis to get paid, was given Tarmac’s Patek Phillippe for payment…. but it was a FAKE!!!

    http://voices.washingtonpost.com/reliable-source/2009/12/_tareq_salahi_takes_a.html

    This happened last year. I’m posting it ’cause it’s a good one and maybe some of Lynn’s crew haven’t seen it.

    • Adgirl says:

      Waxdiva you put a link up yesterday that lead to a nest of articles about the Salahi’s back through the ages.
      I found in one artcle stating they have called the Maryland police over 40x to complain about people or stolen items. They have made numerous allegations or sued people claiming they were pushed or shoved – including opposing counsel for someone suing them (they were attempting to have the opposing lawyer thrown off the case). So Whoopi you are just the latest.
      Lovely charming people.

      • Adgirl says:

        The sock puppet article was about the probabilty the Salahi’s were behind multiple comments on washingtonpost.com articles. The writer was able to show a long list of conflicting comments on stories about the Salahi’s, the winery or polo. In one comment someone slandered Shaq who made an offer to buy Oasis. The commenter claimed Shaq slept with Michaele’s male assistant.
        Total creeps.

        • WindyCityWondering says:

          The sockpuppets adds a whole new dimension to these cretins. They are so capable of the manipulation described that it is easier to believe than not to believe.

  51. Snarkella says:

    Congratulations Lynn! I’m glad all the hard work you’ve put in on our behalf is being rewarded with a great opportunity! Good for you!

  52. error404 says:

    Kaddooz on the radio gig! you deserve it!

  53. Loulee says:

    I was thoroughly disturbed and disgusted by Tareq Salahi for most of the season, but the Reunion shows really did it for me. I think it’s time for a new petition to block him from any future programming. I love Bravo, I watch it all the time, but I cannot abide this man.

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      It has to be housewives only – he overstepped from the beginning. Hey Tarq, we just aren’t that into you!

      • Dawn says:

        I don’t think they should hold their breath waiting for the invitation to return.

        Perhaps another mistunderstanding will ensue and they’ll just show up for filming at the first event thinking that their names are on the list.

        • Golden Girl says:

          Lol! Good one!

        • nathania says:

          for real…lack of an invitation has never stopped them from showing up anywhere.

          I do think Bravo needs to get more interesting people (keep Stacie, Cat, add Erika, etc.)

          I am starting to think that the gay men who seem to make these series more interesting should be given top billing along with the other cast mates since they have some of the best scenes and lines in the shows sometimes.

          I think whoever said they ‘jumped the shark’ with the Salahis is right, because they need better people and the truth is that when they keep hiring grifters and narcissists it just makes people who might otherwise consider it run screaming in the opposite direction.

  54. ramona_coaster says:

    Congratulations on your new radio show, Lynn! Can’t wait to listen. Hope you have fun with it.

    • Adgirl says:

      Seriously. Gretchen? What would she know about them? She sent a text message and “spoke to someone in their inner circle”…. she doesn’t know anything but it very happy to be quoted.

    • buffywood says:

      I love how they mislead in the title though. The title gives the impression that it is a bad divorce, but yet Gretchen really simply says “it’s a bad situation for her right now”… of course it is.

    • Zipit Zarin says:

      LOL The one comment said “I don’t even watch this show and I hate this woman!” Too funny!

  55. T-Rex says:

    Okay, just got done talking with a friend that has MS, and has had for about 18 years. She goes to the doctor at least once a month, more if she has had an “episode”. Oh and when she has an episode she can’t even leave the house, one time she was incapcitated for 3 weeks. She is on about 10 different meds, and because she does not have insurance she gets Government assistance for her meds and visits, but still has some co-pays. So, my point would be in the entire time that Bravo was filming, Michaeliar didn’t go to one Dr. Visit? The cameras followed them for months where is that footage? Wouldn’t Bravo after hearing of Salaliars admission that Michaeliar has MS not shown at least some footage of visit to a Dr. office to confirm their admission? I couldn’t imagine Tarmac Salaliar not approving some of that footage, if only to clear their name. Where are the monies they owe for Doctor’s visits/meds? Wouldn’t that be in their bankruptcy information, like the information shown in the “Juicy Bankruptcy paperwork”, would they have qualified for Medicare or Assistance? Not to beat a dead horse, but I don’t buy that she has even had a “diagnosis” that’s verifiable, other than the “if you say it enough times, it makes it true!” Not to mention all the drinking she did while taking all the meds, which interferes with a lot of medications.

    • Adgirl says:

      Excellent points. I’m very sorry about your friend. Why do bad things happen to good people?

      Maybe science will learn a revolutionary treatment by studying the progress of Michaele’s illness. Perhaps starvation and 15 layers of make-up subdue the symptoms. Or mind control by way of “Loving the World”.

    • floridagirl88 says:

      Do you remember in S1 of RHOAtlanta, Kim Z tried to imply she had cancer, but had to back off it when the questions came at her to explain? First she said the doctor told her it was probably cancer, but he didn’t do any tests. She was trying to say her fake cancer was the reason she wore those bad looking wigs. It was one of those stunning moments when you wonder where Bravo finds these people.

    • nathania says:

      you are right, medical bills would definitely be part of the bankruptcy.

  56. jeang says:

    Off topic, another betheny copycat by kelly wanting to snuggle with her kiddies. do tweenagers want to snuggle with their moms?

  57. Wall St Lady says:

    It’s also possible that Bravo might beat her to the punch,(fire Giudice as Staub was)
    as Giudice’s money demands are holding up contract negotiations for the new season and the network is getting peeved

    http://www.northjersey.com/arts_entertainment/102110_Teresa_Giudice_rumored_to_be_ready_to_quit_Housewives_over_contract_negotiations.html?mobile=1&c=y

    • nathania says:

      fingers crossed they say no to her. Knowing she might be in jail during the filming or otherwise indisposed might keep them from agreeing if nothing else. She is NOT a good investment at this point to justify a pay raise.

  58. Adgirl says:

    Did anyone watch BH? The sisters were wearing me out. Thank God for dvrs and remote controls.
    Kim has serious emotional problems.
    Kyle is very cranky.
    Lisa is pretty cool.
    Taylor. For a minute I considered pulling your top lip over your head like a hat.
    Adrienne. Meh.
    Camille is insufferable but I realized she is prettier than I use to think.

    Most of the husbands are really nice (except maybe Taylor’s but maybe it’s what she says about him).

    • Sha2000 says:

      I’m gonna get in bed & watch it soon & relax! Studying, planting done today & dinner dishes cleaned, time to chill! Have a good night all & was a fun board today, don’t you agree?

  59. Suebhoney says:

    Holy crap Lynn! CONGRATULATIONS on your radio show! OMG!!! You must be so excited!!! We’re you shocked?! Did you ever imagine that something like this would happen?! It’s so awesome! Maybe you can take Cohen’s job for these reunion specials because you would so stick it to these people! lol I hope Bravo comes calling next!

    I’m so proud of you! I’m so proud to read your blog and “know” you! This is so exciting!! Congrats again!

    Sue 🙂

  60. Savannah111 says:

    Hey you guys, what episode did crazy man throw the wine at Lynda or was this a behind the scenes moment? I don’t remember seeing it, I would have clawed his eyes and pulled his ears off, he’s not even a man doing something like that..

    • buffywood says:

      I found that first article really interesting, plus it had some great links to other info on the Salamis.

  61. ches says:

    Congratulations on your new show, Lynn. That is so great!
    You should really thank the little people (Jill Zarin) for all the help she gave you on your road to fame. I bet she’ll love it.

  62. Wall St Lady says:

    “The Salami’s took a “feeler”/ “inquiry” and ran with it. They assumed from the first e mail that they were invited, when in actually, they were only being considered for an invitation, which never materialized.”

    By Sha2000 on October 22, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    I never herd of the White House
    “Putting out feelers”;sounds like manure to me. The WH wouldn’t know who their lawyer was (unless they read the MANY law suits). It works like this : the WH invites U baring checking your SS# and passport # & actual upon entrance into the WH check points.
    They were not invited ! Nor was their lawyer contacted to “feel out” a potential to receive an email invite.
    Give me a p
    break !

    • Sha2000 says:

      Actually I didn’t write that I quoted it & I don’t believe they were invited either. The person who wrote that (can’t remember exactly who), explained it well & she agrees that they are full of baloney opportunists. WSL, Please go back above my comment & you will see it. Thanks.

    • American Idiot says:

      WSL: the post you are quoting is mine. My information came from the book by D. Diamond about the Salahi’s. DD claims that Michelle Jones called the Gardner Law Group on Nov. 20 to ask Paul Gardner, the Salahi’s lawyer, for their information (SS#, DOB, Citizenship) in relation to the State Dinner.

      Tareq sent the requested information to Ms. Jones. He then bombarded Ms. Jones with additional e mails over the next few days regarding the Arrival Ceremony and State Dinner.

      I described the initial e mail and phone call as a “feeler” or “inquiry” because Ms Jones stated she wanted to have their information on hand “in case” the Salahi’s were actually innvited. Maybe that was not the right description to use.

      I have no idea if anything in D. Dimond’s book is accurate; I am not saying it is. I was simply relating what I had read.

  63. buffywood says:

    Lynn, Very cool news about your news radio gig! I will be like Frasier “I’m listening”.

  64. Sha2000 says:

    FYI: George Clooney on Real Time tonight HBO.

  65. Zipit Zarin says:

    Congradulations Lynn! My first thought was “Her star is rising as Foghorn’s star is imploding.” …and like a dieing star she sucks all the light from anywhere near her.
    What poetic justice. I love it! And you for everything you do. 😀

    You Go Girl!

    What are the chances of getting Foghorn as a guest? LMAO Hey, it could happen…in a galaxy far far away, that is.

  66. Wall St Lady says:

    AZ Girl on October 22, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    In addition to :

    prostitution whore
    And
    Face cry

    These r my favorite lines :

    Goat Rodeo
    Fugmata
    Jabone.
    Vigmasumanti
    Bye Gejimons

  67. Wall St Lady says:

    Sorry Sha2000 on October 22, 2010 at 8:52 pm
    I knew u didn’t write that. I was just responding & agreeing w/you but I did it poorly.
    Good gracious I know how smart our Sha2000 is !

  68. Adgirl says:

    Does anyone know if Tareq ever held a real job outside of working for his parents? Something so spoilt brat about him.

    • Zipit Zarin says:

      From the beginning I heard his mother would get a shotgun out and call the cops to keep him away from her and his father. If his own mother is so repulsed by him…I’m thinking she knows he is a psychopath. I’ve read up on the phenomenon and some people think a person is hard wired that way. Some psychopath’s parents don’t know what they are dealing with and end up dead. I think she knows …ergo the shotgun and cops.

  69. Wall St Lady says:

    American Idiot on October 22
    That makes perfect sense. I probably read it too fast.Sorry I need to b more careful.

    But American Idiot
    did u BUY their book ?

    • American Idiot says:

      BUSTED! I did! I am just so curious and facscinated by these 2. IDK anyone like them, and I just can’t get enough of their deception, anti social behavior, grifting etc.

      It was only $20 on Amazon, free shipping, and my sister read it too. (Trying to make myself fee better here) BTW I found several typos in the book; it really was just pure drivel. I attempted to let DD know about the typos, but alas, her website does not allow for comments.

  70. AZ Girl says:

    Good Night all It has been a great day. Thanks Lynn for the blog. Too cool.

  71. Wall St Lady says:

    OMG watching DC Reunion 2
    Mrs Salami has an Adams Apple !

  72. Wall St Lady says:

    I thought it was odd when
    Mrs.Salimi TOLD Mr. Salami to apologize to Linda for throwing the wine. He lowered his head & OBEYED. Then she threw her arms out in front of Mr. Salami to shush him as she presented her next lie.
    She has some bal*s ! I think they r real & Mr. Salami is her
    Bit*h Boy.

    • Adgirl says:

      Juan and Evita Peron!
      He needs her happy high-end impression she puts out there (she loves the world!) and she wears designer clothes. She’s never lie!
      She needs him to be the heavy, sneaky guy. But she loves the high life and she does not care who suffers for her lifestyle.

      I noticed during the reunion Cat was the most vocal about her dislike of them Michaele targeted every remark to Cat with nasty comments about Cat’s estranged husband and marriage.

      Nasty, crazy grifters.

    • Waxdiva says:

      Yeah… Tarmac’s quick-to-obey response to McHale was very telling. Lynda thinks that Tarmac chains McHale to a dresser in the basement… it may be the other way around.

  73. Michele says:

    thank you for giving me the synopsis and not requiring me to lose IQ points by watching these people. I would start to worry, however, because the laws of diffusion are that higher concentrations move to lower concentrations, so what does this mean?

  74. Zipit Zarin says:

    I agree with whoever said the reason the White House/Justice Department doesn’t push this is because it would expose their incompetentcy. It’s just plain freaky scary what these psychos have gotten away with and continue to do. Twas laughable to think Andy would be able to somehow hold them accountable. I’ve yet to hear of anyone who has. If the United States Congress can’t… Again, it’s just plain freaky scary these people can parade in front of everyone doing what they do and apparently NO one can stop them even tho EVERYONE knows exactly what they are doing!

    • Sha2000 says:

      Someone obliviously screwed up. They looked like a wealthy white couple & were let in. It’s wrong but, blond women get away with stuff, especially one’s who appear rich & are semi-attractive (disclaimer, I am white & blond)….still doesn’t excuse the Sacrashi’s, (in my book they are scummy), but it explains why they get away w/this bad behavior. I’d LOVE to see them be locked up for crashing the WH.

  75. Zipit Zarin says:

    And I love the analogy of “her” being reptilian. Perfect. The eyes, the neck, the body, the cold blood. Perfect.

  76. LynnNChicago says:

    Winning Beauty Pageants is Proud To Host New Celebrity Gossip Show! http://bit.ly/a0jxU1 via @AddToAny

    The 1st radio show will be posted here very soon!

    • Zipit Zarin says:

      This is ab fab Lynn!

    • Kat says:

      Awesome Lynn!

    • JazzNightOut says:

      So glad for you, Lynn!

    • butterisafruit says:

      Look at you Lynn. A fabulous writer/blogger and now a host of a show. And I want to add a very gracious blogger too. You kept us all here enjoying each other’s similiar tastes and you research every little tiddle so we don’t get off track. And you don’t just blog weekly you blog each and every time there is a show. You’re always on deck. See that’s what real talent is!! You don’t need to shanghi your followers and take them out to sea and show off. I want to go and shove this news in her face. Congrats Lynn, we can always trust what you have to say.

      Mary Ellen

    • MickeyMouth says:

      Bookmarked! Awesome news!

  77. Nicky says:

    Honestly I think this show shouldn’t get a second season with ANY of these ppl. Cat is a bitch, she can’t take shit when things get dished out to her but is constantly rude to others. Mary does judge people everyone judges others as much as they say they don’t there is still judgement she a hypocrite as well and also doesn’t own up to things. Lynda’s a B as well. Honestly the ONLY person I liked on this show was Stacie, I could care less for any of these other stupid people on the show. I think michaele was picked on so much that yea she finally said some shit during the interview which wasn’t half as bad as the shit some of these other women dish out on a daily basis. I don’t think michales husband controls her I think she knows what she’s doing and think Lynda is just angry about something else entirely I don’t know if its jealousy it could be but, I have a friend thats been really thin all her life almost like michaele, and she eats food like she’s a garbage disposal and never goes to the bathroom to throw up afterwards, some people are just thin.

    Anyways this show is trash, and wish it wasn’t on I enjoy all the other housewives but this housewives of DC sucked I tried as hard as I could to not even watch the eps, but bravo is always playing freaking repeats.

    I love housewives of Atlanta thats the one that got me started on these shows, New York that freaking chick I can’t remember her name crazy tanned chick haha hate her tho, and somewhat New Jersey that daniel beezy is crazy for sureeeeee.

    • Amber...Real Wife says:

      Hi Nicky,

      I agree about Cat dishing and then not being able to, or want to take it. She cries foul and wants people to come to her rescue. Screw that! If you talk the talk, walk the walk. You insult others, well wait for it, because someone is going to give it back. Even though Michaele hit under the belt, I felt it was appropos for Cat, as she is uncaring if her comments are insulting.

      BTW with all her proper British training, it was amazing that she kept using curses to insult the Salahis, yet Michaele cut her with simple jabs about her divorce.

  78. Wall St Lady says:

    Good Month nin !

  79. Adgirl says:

    I can’t sleep. Anyone here?

  80. Adgirl says:

    I can’t believe no one has commented on B Hills. Did anyone watch it?
    The sisters are painful. Kim is neuorotic. Kyle is a stressed and crabby.
    Lisa is a barrel of laughs. Camille seems full of herself – meaning she is terribly insecure. Kelsey Kelsey Kelsey. She says she “produces tv shows” with him. Good luck getting an appointment with a network executive now.
    I haven’t figured out Adrienne yet.
    Taylor was barely around. Her friend Linda Thompsom was on – cheeck implants should be illegal

    • Sha2000 says:

      I think Camille looks like a blond version of Danielle. That is, if Danielle’s NJ strip mall plastic surgeon was half as good as the one Camille obviously used in Beverly Hills. Less cat like features, D would look like her.

  81. Wall St Lady says:

    Hi Adgirl
    Un like this summer; everybody is sleeping in. What r u doing today ? I am going to vege. The biggest project I have today is to order Indian food.
    Have a Blessed day !

    • Adgirl says:

      The thing I love about you WSL is you are always upbeat! A very nice personality trait.
      It’s raining her in CA. Today my big project is to hang up a 1950’s chandelier. It’s one of those sputnil style one with 24 arms with little stars at the end. I bit the bullet and went to Home Depot this week and learned how to wire it. It works now – all I have to do is attach it to the ceiling.

    • Sha2000 says:

      Wow! We just had a parade of hot air balloons go down our street, 4 or 5. This time they got so close I had a conversation w/the lady in one from my courtyard as she flew over my drive. Surreal but cool!

      • Adgirl says:

        My goodness! Where do you live? That’s so exciting. Have you ever been in one?

        • Sha2000 says:

          Hi AD! We are in New Tampa & see them a lot this time of year (cooler mornings). She was so close I joke w/her not to land on my roof! She was maybe 15ft above my drive way…had to be a mistake, normally they are not that low. We tried to take pictures w/my phone but my daughter got it after she flew past & higher. When I figure it out I’ll put one up w/the pictures here. The funniest thing was Rocky the little Pomeranian across the street was barking at them like crazy. The little guy has eagle eyes & barks at birds a mile off; I wonder what he was thinking when he saw the balloons. It was fun, a lot of neighbors ran out in their PJ’s-me too. No I’ve never been in one & don’t intend on it. I LOVE to fly but I don’t like open heights. No bi-planes or balloons for me; a Gulfstream is what I’d like to try lol!
          Side story; I worked in the sales office for Virgin Atlantic in the early 90’s & they offered whoever wanted to in the sales office could go up in the advertising blimp & take a lesson on how to fly it (I think peddle is more accurate), I bowed out. As I said I love to fly but besides 4 walls I must have an engine 🙂
          Everyone said I missed out but I don’t regret it. Back to the balloons for a sec; we go to a balloon glow right before Christmas that basically is a field with balloons anchored at night & they glow…so pretty. Here’s a picture of a glow (scroll down to the one w/the lake)…as I said I got to figure out how to hook up my phone to download the pic’s off it.

          http://creativefan.com/30-hot-air-balloon-photographs/

          • JazzNightOut says:

            What glorious photographs. The glows are just wonderful. The patterns the ballons make with each other are like fractels (sp).

            • Sha2000 says:

              It is cool. What strikes me is when you stand next to one how huge & towering they are. Everyone should Google for balloon glow & see if there’s one in their area. It’s usually free & a nice experience.

  82. Wall St Lady says:

    Beautiful pictures.
    The only balloon I have seen was around the world in 80 days.
    The Museum of natural History has the biggest movie screen in the world. They once had a show designed to feel like u were in a balloon going over wonders of the world like the Grand Canyon & the pyramids was exciting ,scary , beautiful & fun ! It made me a little sea sick but it was so worth it.

    So I guess I could say I was in a fab balloon even though it was virtual.

    • Sha2000 says:

      I’d love to have seen that! Here’s a virtual balloon ride over Egypt for you & WSM today. I tried to find the one from the museum but couldn’t:

      They are all pretty quick except for the last one which is not all ballooning. Hope you like it!

  83. Adgirl says:

    Those photos are unreal! Unbelievable.
    I was in a hot air balloon 1x. I was very nervous but my friend’s family owned one and the they are all firefighters soooo if you’re going to do it I guess firefighters would be pretty prepared for a disaster.
    We left very early in the AM because hot air balloons need cool air to rise in. We traveled over the wine country with a chase car. The ride itself was very quiet – no noise and no jostling. You just float with the wind.
    I was terrified. When we landed we had champagne and received a certificate. I was glad I tried it – but never again!

    • Sha2000 says:

      Cool! I’d rather hear your story than try it myself, I’m a chicken. Check out those links above I posted to WSL; one has a huge basket w/like 10-15 people which freaks me out more!

    • JazzNightOut says:

      In Napa?

  84. Wall St Lady says:

    Ad Girl. I love chandeliers. I have one in every room even my kitchen. I got most from my mother when she moved from a home we had for 4 generations. The rest I got in 2nd hand stores in PB for a song. I admire your re wiring talent!
    I read a motivation book once that says u really can do anything u want if u r patient & disciplined even if its not ur natural calling. So is this a talent or a discipline ?

  85. Wall St Lady says:

    I re watched DC 2. Lynda looked so pretty. I think her forehead Botox wore off.
    Remember I said NeNe had a boob job to lift & round her inner tubes. I said “mark my words”. My words got marked ! 🙂

  86. Wall St Lady says:

    I decided this was bi partisan
    HEAVEN AND HELL

    While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator

    was tragically hit by a car and died.

    His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

    “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it

    seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official

    around these parts,you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

    “No problem, just let me in,” says the Senator..

    “Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What

    we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven.

    Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

    “Really?, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,”

    says the Senator.

    “I’m sorry, but we have our rules.”

    And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator

    and he goes down, down, down to hell  The doors

    open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf

    course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing

    in front of it are all his friends and other politicians

    who had worked with him.

    Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run

    to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the

    good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the

    people.They played a friendly game of golf and then dine

    on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

    Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy

    who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

    They are all having such a good time that before the Senator

    realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty

    farewell and waves while the elevator rises…

    The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven

    where St. Peter is waiting for him, “Now it’s time to visit heaven”

    So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of

    contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp

    and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it,

    the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter  returns.

    “Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in

    heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

    The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well,

    I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been

    delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”

    So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes

    down, down, down to hell.. Now the doors of the elevator

    open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with

    waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in

    rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as

    more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him

    and puts his arm around his shoulders.

    “I don’t understand,” stammers the Senator. “Yesterday I

    was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and

    we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced

    and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of

    garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

    The devil smiles at him and says, “Yesterday we were

    campaigning, Today, you voted..”

    Vote wisely on November 2, 2010

    • Waxdiva says:

      WSL: LOL! A very timely reminder…

    • Adgirl says:

      That is Priceless!!!

      You reminded me of our trip to Rome. If you’ve been there (which I bet WSM has taken you there plenty!) you may have been to a small old catherdral named Peter in Chains. I’m not Catholic so I didn’t understand what the name meant. Inside the church there is a small glass box in the alter area. You can walk right up to the box. Inside are chains that are alleged to be the ones St Peter was helded in. St Peter became the first Pope.
      I was very moved. Even if these relics weren’t real – who knows anyway.
      Go figure.

    • JazzNightOut says:

      Boy, it that ever perfect for Election time.

  87. Waxdiva says:

    Superman = Kryptonite
    Devil = Cross
    Vampires = Daylight
    WickedWitch of OZ = Water
    McHale Salami = Lentil Soup

  88. Wall St Lady says:

    Sha2000 I bet seeing all that is 10xs more exciting when u experience it thru ur daughter. What an experience. What do u do for an encore ? The circus ? I bet ur daughter gets to ride an elephant with ur creativity & persuasion. U r always re creating or adding a unique perspective to my thinking !

    • Sha2000 says:

      “Ur always re creating or adding a unique perspective to my thinking !”

      Thank you & I feel the same about you!

      Left you some links above : )

  89. Sha2000 says:

    Time to get moving. Have a good day all!

  90. Wall St Lady says:

    Sha2000 I did not figure u as a blond. Just goes to show stereo types will make u look ignorant every time !

    BTW I promise I noticed an

    ADAMS APPLE on Ms. Salami !
    Please look !

    Mr. Salami reminds me of the
    Pillsbury Doe Boy.

  91. Waxdiva says:

    WOW! Didn’t see this one coming: “It popped off two nights ago on Kandi Buress’ online talk show. Here’s what happened, Kandi and her friend/co-host Neeq have been fighting recently. Word on the street is that the two are MORE THAN FRIENDS. And that Neeq is upset because Kandi is not ready to settle down for a commitment.” Read on:

    http://mediatakeout.com/44358/woooooow_atlanta_housewife_kandi_gets_into_a_public_fight____with_her_rumored_lesbian_lover____call_the_police_evidence.html

  92. Adgirl says:

    Tareq and Micheale are so perfect for each other. I wonder how they met.
    He needs her personality and looks to deflect attention from himself. She needs him to be the heavy. Together their antics provide the lifestyle she has always craved and he feels entitled to. She doesn’t care what they have to do, or who they hurt along the way.

  93. vilzvet says:

    Oooh, one week from today will be in Salem and Boston for a wicked witching trip! Can’t wait! Need to get awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

  94. Waxdiva says:

    The Salamis are getting $10,000 to $15,000 to crash parties, cruises, openings…

    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/10/exclusive-salahis-available-crash-parties-a-price

    • AZ Girl says:

      I bet she is asking an appearance fee for all the MS fundraisers she has posted on facebook.

    • KellitaM says:

      Oh my gosh- I want that job!
      My husband and I have to learn the art of grifting. Looks like it pays off. White House parties, nights at The Four Seasons….;)

  95. Wall St Lady says:

    Tarmac reminds me of
    Hanible Lector
    No conscience !

  96. Wall St Lady says:

    Its not a good day unless I rank
    On Ms Ape & the ape lets (who I feel sorry for).
    Had enough who has a legal background searched the records & said that there is no stay of protection on the Mc Mansion which means the bank can foreclose at any time. She is surprised it hasn’t happened yet. There r several leans on the house & they haven’t made payments. Had Enough said it may b that the banks r backed up w/ foreclosures. This means that weather their Bankruptcy is granted or not the house will go. I think I have communicated this correctly.

    • Adgirl says:

      Our old neighborhhod in Southern Calif still has vacant homes that are stalled in the foreclosure process (some over 2 yrs). They are stuck in something called a shadow inventory where the banks are not acknowledging the size and scope of the $ of homes in the pipeline and are preventing a flood of discounted foreclosed upon homes from crashing the market.
      Apeshit’s house might be stuck there too. How many people want to buy that ugly place?

    • Waxdiva says:

      WSL: Woo-Hoooo!!! Wonder how Ms. Ape and her little apelets will like living over the pizza shop???

    • Waxdiva says:

      Also, several hearings have been rescheduled to 10-25-2010. So, maybe we’ll hear something on Monday.

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