I Hate Jill Zarin Guest Blog Millionaire Matchmaker

I Hate Jill Zarin  Guest Blog – QuincyIL

So Caroline  So Patti   So Icky…

Patti Stanger and the Manzo Clan
Patti is in NYC!  She has a new office and a new clientele which includes Caroline Manzo, married mother of three.  Bravo shows us a clip of Caroline and Danielle.  Caroline’s quote is “When I called you garbage, I meant you were garbage.”  Danielle’s mug is shown at the end of the clip. 
Patti Stanger is from Newark, N.J, and has lived in Queens as did Caroline Laurita Manzo.  Caroline explains that Albie and Chris live at home.  Albie is just back from school.  If Patti fixes up Caroline’s boys, she wants the secret of Caroline’s sauce.
“Done,” is Caroline’s response. (I know her secret…any jar from the super market.)
Patti and her crew discuss the boys.  Albie is an overachiever, cute, and Prince Charming.
He is the marketing manager for the Brownstone and other Manzo businesses. Albie is shown  calling up web site designers and making sure the sites are running.  He is afraid of fame whores and has had bad experiences because his mother is on television on Mon. nights.  Patti is worried that Albie is too guarded.  She says “a man’s penis has to go up.” She looking for a family oriented girl that is acceptable to Caroline.  Albie tells us that his parents have told him to get rid of a girl in the past and he did get rid of her.
Chris, we are told is 20.  He later tells us that he is 21.  He is the banquet manager at the Brownstone setting up for weddings and company events.  He works 6 days a week for 12 to 14 hours a day with Wed. off.
Patti admits that the Manzo boys are not millionaires.  She calls them: MIT, Millionaires in Training.  This is a violation of her rules in that the women are expecting to meet real millionaires who are looking for relationships.  Patti admits that she is teaching Chris how to date, but the women don’t know this. Patti wears a shiny pink top and white short shorts explains everything to her male driver on the way to meet the Manzos.  He listens and smiles because he is on camera.
We go to the famous Manzo kitchen in Franklin Lakes, NJ., to discuss sex with the mother and sons.  They agree that the girl should like Christmas trees and that Chris’s girl should be a “spinner.”  Caroline’s eyebrows hit her widow’s peak.   The boys are told the rule that there is no sex until the relationship is monogamous.  Patti is going to find the boys “good girls.”
For the first time, Patti will trick her girls telling them that they will be waiting at a luncheon in the Brownstone. for millionaires while the Manzos interview them in secret with Mom and Loren monitoring the web can.  3 women are invited for each young man after extensive interviews.
Patti makes a religious joke.  “Mother Mary please save me.  Wait, I’m Jewish.” 
She also engages in the pinky square.  (Michael Salahi and Cat at Polo Event.)
The interview of possible women for the date begins in NYC.  Niccole is a grad of U of Delaware.  She is told to get a sexy black dress and Crest strips.  Renee, an overweight pilates instructor is accused of eating her class.  Viola, a Mexican spitfire, is told to have her makeup and hair done professionally. Another Nicole, is just not happening!
Patti talks about NYC women with her badly dressed male assistant.  New York women have 4 year college degrees, but few know how to dress in the fashion capital of the world.  They don’t have breast implants, lip fillers, manicured nails, waxed everything or bleached hair.  Patti says the women will end up alone in a nursing home in S. Jersey if they don’t improve.
The New Jesery English teacher who is Jewish, Nickki. tells Patti that she had stockings at Christmas because her parents didn’t want her to feel bad.”  (adverb alert)
Albie meets with Patti and a dating therapist to explain to Albie that women will point their toes towards you if they are attracted. 
At the mixer, the girls are seated at a table and lied to by Patti.  The millionaires are supposedly caught in traffic so Albie and Chris will warm them up with questions like “How man children do you want.” Albie asked the women at 11 AM if they would like something to drink and the spitfire/Latina with her breasts on the plate asks for tequila.  Albie and Momma Manzo immediately fire this girl. 
Caroline is leaning into the television screen with furrowed eyebrows watching every move of the girls.  Loren is there monitoring the event so she can do this when she has children.  At one point, Caroline sternly says to Albie, “ Listen to Mommy.  You have your guard up. Let it down.”  The observers of the secret camera clap and say, “Albie, Albie, Albie.” (It just reminded me of the Coliseum and young Christian virgins being eaten by lions.)
Two girls are chosen for dates.  Chris immediately picks out Rachel from the South who is a fashion intern for the summer.  Albi picks Nikki, the Jewish English teacher from Edison.
Chris takes Rachel to a Medieval Castle, forces her to dress in a itchy, smelly, heavy costume and eat meat with her fingers while watching men joust on horseback and sword fight.  He does take her to a nicer place with forks for dessert, but when dessert is over he tells her the date is over because he has to go back to NJ for work tomorrow.  That is the end of their relationship.
Albie takes Nikki on a cruise in NYC on a boat alone and she shows interest with playful nudges.  The date goes well and they do see each other again.
We see more cattle calls/ interviews of women in Patti’s NYC office.  One girl is dressed like a Mexican fiesta, some are too fat.  No one is good enough for Patti. 
The brothers return to Patti’s office for a follow up in matching vertical stripped shirts, one red and one blue probably chosen by Caroline. Chris is shocked to learn that a girl might not like the Medieval Dinner and states that she was really into the meat.  Albie gets compliments for his first date choice.
Next week Patti wears short shorts again and we get to see the 50 year old tell her employees to “bring girls to me or I will fire your ass.”
Great job Quincy, thank you for taking the bullet and watching this for all of us…..

Until Next Time..


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222 Responses to I Hate Jill Zarin Guest Blog Millionaire Matchmaker

  1. MickeyMouth says:

    Great blog Quincy. I did catch portions of this last night, but I couldn’t stand all the make believe. The one who went to the medieval date reminds me of Dina’s husband.

    • vilzvet says:

      Wasn’t planning on watching it but I guess I will have to now to confirm all the fakeness. I do know that I went to that Medieval place a few years ago, not exactly a date location! We went with like 12 people, lots of kids, and it is really fun. At one point there are audience toasts by the knights, “To victory!”…”To liberty!” and my brother then stood up and yelled, “To my credit card!”

      • debbie says:

        I caught a part of the Medieval Palace dinner too. The whole thing looked staged. I had dinner with my kids once at a similar place in Orlando.. I agree it could be a lot of fun..and the other people eating in the ‘arena” with you adds to the atmosphere(as long as you don’t have to wear costumes previously worn by others). In Chris’ case, the entire place was empty except for the two of them and a pair of jousters. It was obviously staged for Bravo cameras. The poor girl looked like she couldn’t wait to get out of there..I’ll bet it was one of her worst dates ever.
        Bravo must have been allowed to film there at no charge for the cross promotion.. It was a really bad idea..
        The meal couldn’t have cost more than 5 bucks.. Each had a huge turkey drumstick and a pile of what might have been mushed potatoes. It was simply nasty.
        Patti remains an asshole in my opinion.. I cant wait for mid-term elections to be over…I flipped to Bravo during a commercial with an onslaught of negative political ads.. It was truly a mistake.

      • sophie says:

        The medieval events are fun only if you are in a group…and there’s a full audience! No audience, no energy, no pizzazz, no fun!

        Chris looks like a fun kid…but he’s perhaps too immature to realize this is not first date entertainment.

        I do like Caroline’s children very much, they seem pretty grounded.

    • Amber...Real Wife says:

      Yes Mickey! I got the Tommy vibe too. It looks like this kid likes to watch his date be uncomfortable. Who knows, maybe it was UncleTommy who suggested this locale.

    • dknjersey says:

      omg! i thought the same thing! too funny!

    • Savannah111 says:

      Great Job QuincyIL 🙂

  2. Tonia says:

    I didn’t watch the show. Can’t stand Patty. But i did watch a clip on bravotv.com Caroline pretend to not know Patty. I do understand this. I’ve read that Caroline has known Patty for years. Caroline always talks of being “real”, this was anything but. I’ve very disappointed in her.

    • Tonia says:

      sorry about my last post..typing prior to coffee = bad idea…let’s try again
      I didn’t watch the show. Can’t stand Patty. But i did watch a clip on bravotv.com Caroline pretended not to know Patty. I do not understand this. I’ve read that Caroline has known Patty for years. I recall this because it made me think less of Caroline that she was friends with Patty. Caroline always talks of being “real”, this was anything but. I’m very disappointed in her. Last night was all fake.

      • Rabble Rouser says:

        I agree about the total fake-ness of it all. Bravo thinks they cross-marketed the two shows but from the get go it was more like a collision-aka train wreck.

  3. Saundra says:

    I am not watching this unless or untill Danielle Staub or Kim G. Manage to crash one of these “dates” and/or anybody tells Patti Stanger off vigorously.

    • Amber...Real Wife says:

      Not happening! Patti has stated that Danielle wanted to be setup, and Patti refused because she is friends with Caroline. Foolish if you ask me and a poor business woman. Caroline allowed Danielle access to the Brownstone for money, yet Patti is willing to lose money for Caroline. That would have been ratings gold. Dumb Patti.

    • Miss Anthrope says:

      Scenes from next week (or maybe just one of the coming weeks?) shows that patti does get told off. One of the “millionaires” she was trying to set up apparently broke all of her lame dating rules and then told her off. She chased him out and called him a punk. Ha. Looking forward to seeing it 🙂

  4. Sha2000 says:


    Right. If they inherit it.


  5. Sha2000 says:

    “If Patti fixes up Caroline’s boys, she wants the secret of Caroline’s sauce.
    “Done,” is Caroline’s response. (I know her secret…any jar from the super market.)”

    When it’s my “time of the month” & I can’t make sauce like a skinny Italian in the driveway; I always look to Paul Newman too ; )

    • Rabble Rouser says:

      Ha! Took a great line and added to it. 🙂

    • alicia says:

      Love all Paul Newman products !!! His charity supported a local camp called ” Boggy Creek camp”. This is a camp in Eustis, Florida that hosts ill children and their families. The children get to spend time with their families in a relaxed camp setting.Please google” Camp Boggy Creek” and check it out.

      Thanks for the recap Quincy !


    • KellitaM says:

      Wow. The whole family’s nuts!

      • Sha2000 says:

        Why would you do that in front of your granddaughters ?

        • Sha2000 says:

          T tweeted:
          “Yes I was at my handsome nephew’s christening on Sunday. I *love* him! Please don’t believe everything you read. xx about 16 hours ago via web ”

          Doesn’t she know what her sister-in-law tweeted?

          • cusi77 says:

            I don’t know! please tell me! tell me everything! I want gawssssip!

          • Need a Hobby says:

            T’s clumsily doing damage control. But not very well.

            Thing is, it took her what, over a day to tweet that after the brawl report hit radar online? Took that long to figure out how to “handle” the story? I’m sure it didn’t take her over a day to figure out the story about the brawl was out there. (Can you say google alert, plus others contacting her.)

            [And it didn’t take over a day for Melissa’s sister to tweet about people acting like animals. So T lets that hang out there….for a day since she can’t figure out how to spin it.]

            Instead of just saying “I’ve heard what’s being said, and it’s not true” if it wasn’t or some disclaimer about her involvement, Teresa spends the day tweeting about all the wonderful things, her new website store, her appearances, her books, her kids, etc. Just chatting up a storm about everything but.

            But behind the public scenes she goes to her old dumping ground, Rob Shuter, and not only feeds him a story about appearing on a magazine cover (wow, who really gives a shit about how many magazine covers she’s on while there’s a major brawl story in the air), she also gives him a nonstory story about Caroline & the Brownstone profiting from that NJ Ho’wife bus tour—because the tour includes lunch at the Brownstone. Rob is seen tweeting Caroline because he says lost her email & he tells someone else he’s trying to confirm a story. Some story.

            No coincidence that first Rob posts a blurb about T’s mag cover and mentions Bethenny because he knows it riles people up. Distraction. Then he posts his big nothing of a “story” that people are going to lunch at the Brownstone….implying that Caroline’s got a vested interest in the bus tour and is involved with it in some way. T does throw shade Caro’s way, doesn’t she. T’s “nice” that way, isn’t she?

            Classic Jill Zarin PR move….when you eff up, have positive stuff appear about you in your pet gossip monger outlets and also distract by feeding them a story about another cast member. Then play the victim. And like, JZ, it’s all too transparent.

            Yeah, T….don’t believe everything you read in the tabloids…..except when it comes to your bankruptcy, J’s DWI arrest, etc. Remember that bankruptcy, according to you, was just a “rumor?” Whose fault is it Teresa that you have less credibility than the tabloids?

          • Rabble Rouser says:

            I keep tweeting T- pretending I am oblivious to everything to try and pump her for info.

            • Need a Hobby says:

              In that case, if you haven’t already, ask her (if it’s not too obvious a question) if she’s going to post pics of her together with her beloved nephew. Since they’re so close and all and she just luvs, luvs, luvs him.

              Or does she need more time to photoshop out her MIL assaulting folks? 😉

              • Rabble Rouser says:

                LOL- Great idea. I bet she posts the ONE picture of the whole family we have already seen.

      • Savannah111 says:

        WOW, after reading that with parents what do ya say thats some kind of crazy, and you know folks I would bet a little money on Teresa starting it no question in my mind. It’s not hard for me to imagine. Reports have been that she didn’t want them involved on the show. She’s just as green and jealous as she can be one word to sum her up SELFISH…

        Question, I dont have a twitter not sure how it even works how sad am I, anyway has anyone followed them and has there been any talk about it?

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      There is soooo much more to this incident than what we are being fed!

  6. realminkey says:

    Have to admit, I got roped into it while surfing through before going to bed. That Chris is a class-A jerk. And yes, he reminds me of Tommy, too. I would have walked out on him, as soon as the guy with the bad English accent told me I had to change out of my special date dress, and put on that sweaty costume.

    Love the way famewhore Patti was trying to keep the two famewhore Manzo sons from choosing “famewhore” dates. Talk about the pot and the kettle!

  7. dreemz says:

    The thought of watching Caroline fussing over those grown sons just..eww..I just couldn’t do it last night, I didn’t have the energy to hate her. Really glad I didn’t after reading she was discussing sex with Patti too, I would have had to have the energy to vomit also. It’s OK to help your kids out, let them stay at home for awhile til they get on their feet. It gets really creepy if you’re babying them one moment and then pimpin’ them out the next on national TV. One minute they’re her babys, she’s crying they’ll be leaving the nest, then she’s hookin’ them up with Stanger?

  8. Amber...Real Wife says:

    Great recap Quincy!

    I watched Patti at 11pm, so I didn’t help her numbers and i’ll be the first to smack her when the revolution comes. (disclaimer).

    The ManzoBoys will not find a girl on their own, as they can only date a girl their mom approves of. Forget the umbilical cord, these kids have the uncut apron strings, plus breast milk, diaper changes and anal temp checks by Caroline. I mean she refuses to give up. The only chance any girl has is that she is so pretty, or sexually talented, that she whips these boys into a frenzy, making them forsake the saintly ClownyCaroline.

    I agreed with MickeyMouth that Christopher reminded me of TommyManzo. He was kind of uncomfortable, yet you could tell he was enjoying his dates discomfort also. I can imagine that his uncle and buddies at the Brownstone chose MedievalTimes as a joke to see it play out on TV, as that is no place for a first date. He is extremely immature, even for a 20/21 year old, and agree with Quincy, that Patti has fooled her ladies with this MIT who is FOS, not ready for dating let alone marriage, and is just there for camera time.

    Albie did better on his date, but of course not to be outdone by the inappropriate Chris he chooses a…wait for it…jewish girl! Oy vey! Friendship will be the outcome of this relationship because even though the girl likes her Christmas trees, we don’t see Caroline giving up her christenings, communions and confirmations without a fight!

    BTW As much as Caroline is looking for the “one” for her boys, her boys are looking for “anyone”! Both boys were spotted, partying with two skanky girls from the “Jersey Shore”. There was alot of texting, dancing and kissing. Yikes Caroline, imagine if Angelina married Albie…now, now remember WWJD?

    • Waxdiva says:

      “these kids have the uncut apron strings, plus breast milk, diaper changes and anal temp checks by Caroline”… Amber, that was beautiful!

      Caro said that Kim Kardashian could date her boys. Keep dreaming, Caro:

      • Amber...Real Wife says:

        Uh hello? KimK likes MANLY MILLIONAIRE MEN. Not ClownsInTraining! Try again Carolinebacker and don’t shoot for the stars. Maybe a regular girl or someone on the Qlist!

  9. Sha2000 says:

    MedievalTimes really? Lol. With Manhattan just short drive. Pitiful.

    Glad I dvr-ed it.

  10. plainviewsue says:

    Have never watched this show, and after seeing the last 40 minutes of it last night, I now know why. Strangler is disgusting. Has this woman looked in a mirror? Who is she to judge women so harshly. Ugh, will never watch again.

    Caroline has truly got to get a life. I have two sons the same ages as hers and if I acted like that, they would disown me!!! Very hard to watch.

    I do like Albie. He just desperately needs to get away from mama.

  11. SavingGrace357 says:

    Ok – so that makes the score for week 2:

    Patti “The-Penis-did-not-pick-her-Vagina” Stranger: 0 out of 4

    Well, there’s always next week.

    Quincy – great, great Blog. Will you write again next week?

    • quincyil says:

      If it’s ok with Lynn, yes. I would throw myself under a bus for the people here. rotfl…

      • LynnNChicago says:

        Of course! I just can’t bring myself to blog about Stanger but its fun to read your take and discuss the insanity!

        These Manzo boy’s obviously didn’t find love through Patti Stanger or they’d still be dating these women and we would have heard about it through one of the gossip sites.

        Score – Patti Stanger – 0 of 4 no surprise there!

        • quincyil says:

          I love writing those reviews. I think this is going to be fun. Since Patti is soooooooooo close to Jill, I think she won’t enjoy us discussing her show. rotfl.

      • Rabble Rouser says:

        I loved your blog Q!

  12. cusi77 says:

    Good Morning Lynn And Everyone!

    Thank you Quincy, great recap!

  13. Waxdiva says:

    KimZ is sperminated …if this is true, it will keep the RHOA franchise going a few more seasons:


  14. Wall St Lady says:

    Quincy u Rock !

    Fatty Stinker has digressed from being a

    Modeling agency
    Madame TO a

    That’s why her character (or lack there of) has
    Digressed from a

    Whore to a

    Caddy Finker’s personality towards paying clients
    Has digressed from

    Classless to

    She really was stupid w/the Manzos. She showed that all she does is have a cattle call. Anybody could do that.

    I am betting somebody SMACKs
    Her ugly face before the
    Season is over !
    If she was rude to me I would

  15. lillybee says:

    I watched the last 15 mins of MM.
    Albie’s date seemed to go well but it will take a special girl to accept Caroline as a future MIL.
    Albie’s only hope is to move thousands of miles away from Jersey.

    • Zoey says:

      Yeah, to somewhere where they don’t have TV.

    • Rabble Rouser says:

      I didn’t watch the show- but I have a feeling that “likes Christmas trees” is a euphemism for “only Catholic girls” (and preferably Italian) .

      • WindyCityWondering says:

        Caroline would likely accept anyone at this point cause her golden child is turning into a rusty man……

        • Rabble Rouser says:

          I don’t think so, I think the only reason why this mama bird would push the baby out of the next is the desire for grandchildren. It seems like they have decided Chris will be the sperm doner.

  16. Candace says:

    The Manzo boys can’t be away from Caroline for too long. Breast milk is very easily digested and babies need to feed about every two to three hours. So there’s that.

    They do seem to be decent guys but roll over Oedipus, make room for Albie and Chris.

  17. Zoey says:

    Where’s our favorite joke teller, I could use her today! 🙂

  18. MickeyMouth says:

    Jeana Vs Tamra Smackdown caught on video.


    • Rabble Rouser says:


      There is more drama involving the smack down. From what I gathered, a friend of Jenna’s who is gay got caught up in the drama and was repeatedly called a FF by Tamara’s boyfriend. Some people are saying that Tamara was also overheard saying it too.

      This isn’t going over well, especially since Tamara and her boyfriend were photographed for a NoH8 campaign. Just two more losers using a popular cause to promote themselves and their own pathetic agendas.

  19. Wall St Lady says:

    Hey Zoey it PARTY Time !

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    “Zuk Sau Go”

    Here r ur Birthday Buddies !
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    Frances Swem Anderson, technologist, nuclear medicine


    Robert Dougall, English TV host


    David Merrick, Hong Kong, Broadway producer, Hello Dolly


    Howard de Walden, English landowner/multi-millionaire


    Georges Dargaud, French publisher, Asterix/Kuifje


    Rudolf Holzmann, composer


    Astrid Allwyn, Manchester CT, actress, Charlie Chan’s Secret


    Donald John Urquhart, librarian


    James Agee, American author, African Queen, Death in Family


    L[yon] Sprague de Camp, U.S., sci-fi author, Goblin Tower, Hand of Zei


    Daniel Sternefeld, Belgian conductor and composer, Mater Dolorosa


    Johnny Blood, aka John McNally, early NFL halfback, Green Bay


    Mona Washbourne, England, actress, Stevie, Billie Liar, Driver’s Seat


    Giuseppe Savagnone, composer


    Ted Husing, New York City, sportscaster, Monday Night Fights


    Leon Barzin, Brussels Belgium, conductor, New York City Ballet 1948-58


    Nelly Steuer-Wagenaar, Dutch pianist


    Giovanni B Angioletti, Italian author, Il giorno del giudizio


    Forrest Shaklee, founder, Shaklee Products


    Konosuke Matsushita, Japanese Businessman


    Stanislaw Wiechowicz, composer


    Pedro Salinas, writer


    Tsugouharu T Foujita, Japans/French painter


    Rudolph Reti, composer


    Adam Tadeusz Wieniawski, composer


    Mabel Wheeler Daniels, composer


    Katharine Anthony, American Writer


    Wladyslaw Orkan, Szmaciarz-Smreczynsky, Pol author, Nowele Zebrane


    Chaim Weizmann, Israeli statesman, 1st President


    Charles A. Beard, American Historian


    Juho Kusti Paasikivi, president Finland


    Margaret Ruthven Lang, composer


    Jose Asuncion Silva, Colombia, poet, Nocturno III


    Aloys L earl von Aehrenthal, Austrian minister of Foreign affairs


    Aleksei N Apuchtin, Russian poet/friend of Tsjaikovski


    Harrison Millard, composer


    Michele Puccini, composer


    Frances Anne “Fanny” Kemble, England, Shakespearian actress, Juliet


    Hugh Weedon Mercer, Brigadier General Confederate Army


    Julius Benedict, Stuttgart Germany, opera composer, Protoghesi


    Alexander Egorovich Varlamov, composer


    Christian Rummel, composer


    Jacob earl van Rechteren van Appeltern, governor of Gelderland


    John Murray, publisher


    Joachim G le Sage ten Broek, Dutch notary/catholic foreman/publicist


    Franz Vinzenz Krommer, composer


    Paul van Hemert, Dutch theologist/philosopher, Kant


    Anton Thadaus Johann Nepomuk Stamitz, composer


    Robert Livingston, delivered oath of office to George Washington


    Boniface Stoecki, composer


    Jean-Pierre Duport, composer


    Johann Joseph Emmert, composer


    Gaetano Pugnani, composer


    Robert Lowth, English Author


    Anders Celsius, Sweden, scientist/inventor, centigrade temp scale


    Josef Antonin Planicky, composer


    Henri F d’Aguesseau, chancellor of France, 1717..50


    Peter Codde, RC apostole vicar, 1688-1704


    Francoise d’Aubigne, wife of King Louis XIV


    Louise Henriette, Mlle d’Orange, daughter of Frederik Henry


    Alessandro Algardi, Italian sculptor/architect


    Valerius Andreas, Walter Driessens, Flemish historian


    Ottavio Vernizzi, composer


    Robbert Robbertsz, le Canu, nautical expert


    Ascanio Trombeti, composer

  20. Noelle says:

    Happy, Happy Birthday Zoey!
    Have a wonderful Day!!

  21. lillybee says:

    Happy Birthday, enjoy your day.

  22. AZ Girl says:

    Great recap Quincy. Heading to work. No time to read all posts. Looking forward to getting home and pouring a glass of wine and sitting down and catching up.

  23. LynnNChicago says:

    Real Housewives Of New York News – ‘Women Of SNL’ To Spoof ‘Real Housewives’ – Celebuzz: http://bit.ly/cLoSrZ

  24. realminkey says:

    Happy B Day, Zoey.

  25. WindyCityWondering says:

    So Albie is a Marketing Manager for the Brownstone Companies. Do you remember when daddy said he could come to work with him while he was pouting in the kitchen after the law school flame out??? Guessing Albie couldn’t get in to any law school in the country??? Or maybe Caroline got all over Albert’s ass to give her golden boy an important job????? Albie must report directly to Caroline!

  26. klmh says:

    Two more oldies, and Zoey, HIPPO BIRDY TWO EWES!

    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
    The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify my
    I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
    I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come
    back later.
    The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.
    So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
    She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she
    Processed my Social Security application..
    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
    Security office…
    She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
    disability, too.’
    And then the fight started…


    My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
    She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
    “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
    I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
    I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
    And then the fight started……..

    • Kansas Girl says:

      Along the line of your first one:

      An elderly lady in a nursing home tells the residents she can tell how old they are. One old man dares her to figure out his age.

      “Unzip your pants,” she says. He does and she inserts her hand and feels around.

      In time she withdraws her hand and announces “89!”

      “Wow!” he says, “that’s amazing! How’d you know?”

      She says, “You told me yesterday!”

  27. kbinldo says:

    OMG, I read the first part of the review & didn’t realize that Caroline will be the MIL from HELL. Their son breaks up with a girl because Mommy & Daddy tell him to? Seriously? If it was for some reason other than her rap sheet is a mile long, boyfriend needs to grow up.

  28. icantstandthetoxicity says:

    Hmm….Rob Shuter/Naughty Nice Rob was making a big deal about Teresa being on another magazine cover yesterday. She is on the cover of Life & Style magazine featuring the headline “Betrayed By Her Man”. That magazine cover isn’t anything to be proud of, in my opinion. Reality Tea has an excerpt of the article.


    • Waxdiva says:

      A source says “there was one particular waitress Joe really liked there.” The insider recalls, “She was from the Dominican Republic, about 5 feet tall with big breasts and long, dark hair. Joe would always make sure that wherever he was, he could be back in Paterson on a Friday night so he could see her.”
      So, that’s why Tree got her boob job… (http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2010/09/06/teresa-giudices-new-breasts-and-nose/)

      The first paragraph of the article doesn’t make any sense to me, so maybe one of the many ‘Lynnettes’ can interpret… “We reported two days ago that Joe Giudice started a brawl by punching his brother-in-law at the christening ceremony of his wife Teresa’s nephew, well it now seems there might have been good reason for Joe’s misplaced anger.” To whom was Juicy’s anger supposed to be directed? What was Juicy’s good reason to be angry? Now that we know that Juicy’s mother threw the first punch and HER anger was directed at Melissa’s sisters, what does J’s mother have against the sisters? I dislike Tree even more because she knew of J’s bad mood that day, and she still made him attend the party (you know that Tree made Juicy go for appearance’s sake)?

      Going back to the RHONJ reunion, I replayed Tree saying, “Don’t break up my family” to make sure that she said that instead of ‘bring up….’ Danielle knew about Juicy, Tara and their little bambino, so now it’s finally going to come out. Really, how long can you keep a child secret?

      Your body language can say so much more than words and Juicy was telling Tree that he was unhappy, disgusted and repulsed by her throughout their jaunt to It-lee and he didn’t care who knew it. IMO, Juicy is ready to cut Tree loose. How is Carolinebacker (kudoooz to whomever came up with that name!) going to explain her relationship with the Joo-dices now? Dina must be havin’ the vapors over Tree’s exposure of her real self! Geez, what a mess!

      • Amber...Real Wife says:

        Thanks! I saw her baby pictures and thought linebacker, added Caro and the rest… LOL

        As for the first paragraph, could it be that his misplaced anger was knowing the cheating story was about to be released? The article states they are aware of the story and are asked to comment, so Juicy and Tree knew it was gonna be a hell of a week! Then the brother pulling the outrage card, publicly, probably put Juicy over the top.

    • Sha2000 says:

      Maybe then her tweet had nothing to do with the christening????

    • ItsAmia009ONTWITTER says:

      I think I read that one “betrayed by her man” she referred to the man in highschool?

  29. Sha2000 says:

    On a Patti note. Those earrings were gigantic on WWHL, lol.

  30. Wall St Lady says:

    Wax DIva
    Did u see my Guiccone story
    By Wall St Lady on October 26, 2010 at 11:55 am ?

  31. Sha2000 says:

    Who here should we vote to audition? Lol….


  32. AZ Girl says:

    Hey!!! OT but check this out!!!!
    Kim Z. posted her blog on Bravo. She says that NeNe, Sheree and herself on going to be on Ghost Hunters tonight at 7 p.m on SyFy. I am not sure I received that channel but I am going to tune in if I do. NeNe freaking out over noises is to great to miss.

  33. nepenthe says:

    I’m sorry but ALBIE’S an “over achiever”? Since when!! Didn’t Caroline break down on national TV crying because her precious Albie was thrown out of law school due to his supposed learning disability ?! I’m sorry but in my eyes he will NEVER succeed until he severs Caroline’s apron strings. Right now she owns his balls and she really doesn’t like giving up control.

  34. OneMoreInBoston says:

    Whew! crazy 2 days at work-finally caught up!

    @quincy- faboo job! I cannot stand that horrible Pimpette- so I’ll let you take one for the team. LOL

    All time favorite line:”(It just reminded me of the Coliseum and young Christian virgins being eaten by lions.)”

    @Adgirl – do you have questions after your consult? If yes you can reach me @ pegsgirl@gmail.com.
    (note to my special little trollie friends- not an active account! but I will check it for you Adgirl)

  35. OneMoreInBoston says:

    Happy Birthday to Zoey!

  36. Scorpiosue1102 says:

    Three words to Chris and Albie Manzo: CUT THE CORD!!!

  37. quincyil says:

    I thought Patti’s description of Cal. and NY girls was insulting.

    Last year, Jill told us that older women should cover up when Ramona was in a bikini. I wonder if she could tell Patti that running around NYC and NJ in short shorts is really inappropriate.

    • AZ Girl says:

      Hey Quincy did you survive the storm yesterday? Hopefully all is o.k. no wind damage.

      • quincyil says:

        Springfield, our capital got hit, but we just had line drive winds for hours. I have some tree limbs down and my mom’s neighbor is missing shingles.

        Since I’ve been in Quincy, we have a couple of tornadoes a year and only one level 5.

    • Sha2000 says:

      Somebody should tell her to stay away from electricians; if they see her earrings they might mistake them for a lighting future & wire them.

      Okay I know that makes no sense but I can’t get over those BIG ass earrings on WWHL. My 7 year old walked by as it was on this afternoon & commented on how silly they looked.

      • quincyil says:

        I remember that Jill and the Countess once had on the same large hoop silver earrings on the same day. I’m surprised the Countess hasn’t come out with a line of Native American Jewelry since she wears them all of the time.

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  39. AZ Girl says:

    Well Top Chef Just Desserts is on at 7 p.m. and Ghost Hunter’s is on at 8 p.m. I am nursing a bad cold (believe or not we do get colds in AZ) and should go to bed early for my workout in the a.m. All I can think of is the birthday cake for Zoey in Quincy’s barn. Someone just shoot me…:)

  40. Rabble Rouser says:

    I wonder if Michaele and Tareq Salahi ever write a truthful account of what really happened that night- along with the many other lies if they would call it ‘Lentil Soup for the Soul’

    • JazzNightOut says:

      Chuckle. I like the title, Rabble; I doubt they would write it tho.

    • OneMoreInBoston says:


    • cusi77 says:

      Good title Rable! I wonder if they know what does “the true” mean. They are the most infamous pathological liers I have ever seen! I feel bad for Tareq’s mother… who needs enemies having Tareq as a son?

    • ItsAmia009ONTWITTER says:

      Nope! that their story & their sticking to it. Well it changes but they would never intentional write the truth..

    • lillybee says:

      I am thinking that even if they told the truth, they have such a reputation for lying, no one would ever believe them.

  41. CdnFillie says:

    Thanks Quincy, good job. I still won’t tune in to this crappy show. She’s a joke

    • Sha2000 says:

      I’ve seen it on & off when theres nothing else on, it seems most of her matches shown don’t work. Whats the point?

      • quincyil says:

        I think that men and women sometimes need help in finding mates. My daughter has several friends who met on “match.com” and are married successfully. I know of some lonely people who tried the internet and didn’t find that special person.

        I want people to be happy and whatever works…. is good.

        Patti has the potential to help people, but she’s making a mokery of the yenta profession by her comments.

        I found my true love on a blind date. You have to take chances to be happy.

        • Sha2000 says:

          All true Quincy. I should have clarified, I meant whats the point of the show, if the “matchmakers” matches rarely work.

        • ShelleyT says:

          I can name 6 couples that are married from J-Date,
          including my son and his wonderful wife! $39/month, well-spent.

        • cdnfillie58 says:

          I’m not really knocking the premise of the show itself, I just think Stanker is ruining it..she’s the crap in the show

  42. cusi77 says:

    Congrats quincy! Great recap!

    Wow! I am watching RHOA they are so funny! Phaedra and “la creme de la creme” cracks me up! Her husband is not that refined because he was raised in a withe environment…. hahaha… Maybe she has not read “La isla de los hombres solos”! GO PHOEDRA!

  43. Sha2000 says:

    Hmm, no ATL ladies on ghost hunters @ 9:30…did I miss it?

  44. Adgirl says:

    @ OneMoreInBoston – you have an email. 🙂

  45. OneMoreInBoston says:

    @AdGirl- check ur email.

    nite ladies and gentlemen- i have jury duty tommorrow- Arghhh- so I will be MIA for the day.

    sleep tite- don’t let the trollies bite!

  46. Adgirl says:

    I’m wondering how Phaedra and Apollo met. I mean, did she see him in the pet store window?
    It just cracks me up how she she acts like she has a crown & septor. Does she make Apollo walk 9 steps behind her? Talk about delusional.
    Someone needs to take her aside and tell her when you cut off your mans balls he will find a nurse elsewhere to lovingly put them back on.

  47. ItsAmia009ONTWITTER says:

    Have you all heard ? Patti is claiming to be a size 2…( lol lol I know lol) So of course I had to open my big mouth make up a new twitter acct cuz Im blocked for something lol & confront her. (sorry she may have lost a couple pounds but She no 2 maybe a 5) then she tweeted me” I aint lying the DKNY outfit I had on WWHL was a 2″ So DKNY clothes are sized smaller to make woman feel good. Kinda like the “Guess” jeans line is. I swear I own alot of stuff from her every peice I have I wear a 6 or 7 sometimes 8 & I can fit in to her 4’s sometimes a 3 lol. I think Patti meant a 2x. not to boast but Patti is bigger than me :-/ lol a size 2 Cat from RHDC , is a 2 Bethenny is a 3/4 & Patti is bigger than her. Wow I just love to bust her on shit cuz she’s a rude bitch.

  48. Zipit Zarin says:

    Great blog quincy! Happy Birthday Zoey 😀

    Ok, I watched it. I’m in the minority (so what’s new hehe) but I like Chris. He has a quirky sense of humor like me. 😛 I thought the date could have been great if a person went with it. He’s young and just dating and she was told that, right? I dunno, but Chris is probably bored to death with restaurants since his job is the food industry. I felt bad for him that she couldn’t/wouldn’t just go with it and have some laughs. It reminded me of the scene in Annie Hall where Woody and she make live lobsters and laugh their asses off and then the repeat of the same experience with another date who just looks at him like…WTF. Oh well…he found out she wouldn’t appreciate his humor so no harm done. I would have found it a riot at that age. An adventure. Actually, I’d find it a riot at any age including this one. Anyway, I like Chris. So suck it LOL KIDDING

    I like Albie too. I feel bad for him cuz he’s definitely got the Golden Child weight on his shoulders and Carolinebacker (love it!) weighs a LOT! I doubt he’ll ever be able to cut those apron strings and that’s a waste of a life. I think Chris uses humor cuz he knows he ain’t the prize child and that’s got to hurt. Most comedians are covering up a ton of hurt. I’m no comedian so I’m not covering nuttin. heh

    Stanker is soooo disgusting. No need to go over that again. She didn’t find a match for either man. What a shock. Compare her criteria to E Harmony’s. Nuff said. She’s a joke and I bet no one really pays her to do what she does. Never looked into it but I wouldn’t doubt if Bravo sets them all up and pays for it all like they did the Manzos.

  49. ShelleyT says:

    I cringe when Patti has the lineup of girls come in for her appraisal. It is the cruelest, nastiest experience to watch, and I cannot believe girls willingly enter for her
    “opinion”. Yesterday she told one girl she was “too big” (look who’s talking), another to use “Crest White Stripes”, another to get her makeup professionally done, etc. Patti is just so vulgar when she constantly talks about “the penis wants what the penis wants”. And yes, it was entirely inappropriate for Caroline to have any input into the selection. These 2 mama’s boys will be home for a long, long time.

  50. Wall St Lady says:

    Waxdiva on October 27, 2010 at
    7:09 pm
    I only regret u weren’t there to “wax Diva” me !

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    Come on …. Why didn’t she let herself get knocked up by Big Poppa??

    • karrylyn says:

      wow, she looks quite different but even though her style is different, she is fortunate to be able to wear that hair so short and look so cute!

      but lets face it….its not a style most men are crazy about. and Kim dresses for the MEN…..not the girls….well, exept for that short season “in the lady pond”.

      her moms hair isnt thick or nice, just average. I know Kim said she had thin hair, but look at her kids hair!! Both really thick!

      oh Kim….????

    • Rabble Rouser says:

      I smell some BS-first the whole thing about her being pregnant now this. Who took those “private” pictures? Lies.

  52. butterisafruit says:


  53. karrylyn says:

    fell asleep on couch early tonite, woke up to the beginning of setting up Albie and Chris.
    so I said Why Not, I’ll close my eyes if stang does a thing to piss me off…
    She was so rude to some of the girls…
    One she looked at her and just said, “Too Fat” and then gave what seemed to be her picture to her asst’s and said NO, while handing it over.
    Rude, the girl looked shocked at the rudeness, and a bit hurt, as if it hadnt hit her fully because thats all stanger said “NO” and “Too FAT”
    I think she is getting back at all the thin California Girls, when she herself was size.????
    well, it was a heck of a lot bigger than any Cali girl and even meatier than the girl she proclaimed TOO FAT on the show for Albie and Chris. I’m surprised the NYC girls havent thrown a shoe at her yet! Isnt that illegal, calling someone too fat, in front of them while they are applying to be part of your service? If not, it should be.
    how about “thanks, but not this time, the guy we are working for this time has certain requirments, but its a never ending tow of bachelors wanting all types, so leave your info with my asst!”
    Patty feel she has to whip these non groomed women into shape, its her mission on top of setting up millionaires!
    NYC girls wont stand for that too long….I would think.

    • quincyil says:

      Do these women watch Patt’s show before going to the interview? I thought the hot spitfire/Latina was attractive, but she looked older to me. I think she might have been over 30. Why would she be so out of control and order a tequila at 11 AM. You would think you would be on your best behavior for such an event.

      I doubt the English teacher for all of her bumping of shoulders would make it into the Manzo family. Some nice Italian girl is waiting in the wings for the phone call for Albie. Don’t worry, Albie. Mommy will find the right girl.

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  55. klmh says:

    This is bad, but here goes:

    Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, he lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

    Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

    Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, “What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?”

    “Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the snot out of me!” exclaims Billy Bob. Then, obviously embarrassed, he says, “Me and the old lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.”

    • Zoey says:

      Oh my gosh, that was painful!!! Hahahaha. I was already laughing, picturing the guy stripping, then the punch line was a groaner! I love your jokes!

  56. Amber...Real Wife says:

    I have a joke, but don’t know if it’ll be lost in translation…

    Old businessman parks his car and proceeds to walk the few blocks to his home. As he walks he hears someone yelling “Cuckold! There he goes, he’s a cuckold!”. He turns around to see where it’s coming from and it stops. As he continues walking again the taunting continues “Cuckhold! That man is a cuckold!”. On the second day when he exits the parking lot, again the yelling starts. “Cuckold! That man is a cuckold and he loves it!”. He turns around, it stops, and when he starts walking again the name calling begins. “Yeah he’s a cuckold! Keep walking cuckold!”.

    Now the man goes home to his much younger, sexy wife and tells her what has happened. He is very upset.
    Husband: “Two days in a row, someone is yelling these things about being a cuckold and I think it’s directed at me”.
    Wife: “You must be confused. They are probably calling someone’s name”.
    Husband: “No, they are yelling cuckold and I’m sure it is directed at me. They stop when I turn around and start again when I walk”.
    Wife: “Well they must be talking about someone else because I love you and only you. Just ignore them and I’m sure they will stop, because they’re not talking to you anyway”.
    Husband: “Yeah you’re right”.

    The next day, the man parks and starts walking. Immediately the taunting begins “There he goes the cuckold! Yeah he’s a cuckhold.” The man stops and turns and the taunting stops. When he starts walking he hears “Not only is he a cuckhold but he’s a crybaby gossip too!”

  57. Zoey says:

    Anyone see this? You, the everyday average person, can actually go on a cruise with THE Jill Zarin! Help celebrate Baaaawby’s birthday! Wouldn’t it be amusing if anti-Jill people filled up the whole ship! Well, maybe that would be borderline systematic bullying.


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