I Hate Jill Zarin The Real Housewives of Atlanta Jan 10, 2011

I Hate Jill Zarin The Real Housewives of Atlanta Jan 10, 2011

Well Sheree should start saving those Bravo checks, unless she’s got a big storyline coming up, she really has been a back seat player in Atlanta and could go the way of Lisa Wu Hartwell. We saw Sheree only twice tonight very briefly. Sheree was “Housewives Jogging” with Phaedra which consists of any two housewives simply walking wearing workout attire and talking. The second Sheree sighting was at Phaedra’s Sip and See Party. Sheree’s time on the show could be ticking down.

Ya gotta love Phaedra and her “Southern Traditions”. She and her husband Apollo hold a party for their family, friends and Kim Zolciak allowing them to have a cocktail, see the baby but never touch him. Germies, you know… I have to say it was probably a good idea not to let the chain-smoking, wig wearing selfish bitch to touch baby Ayden, I mean, he probably hasn’t had all of his shots yet, who knows what he could catch from Kim Zolciak.

One thing you cannot deny, WOW, that kid is adorable. Dwight acts as doorman/announcer for the Sip and See Party and is a bit creepy when he calls Phaedra, Apollo and the baby, “The Royal Family”. He’s no creepier than when he opens the door to the ALWAYS late Kim Zolciak and offers her a cocktail. I have to give Phaedra credit for trying to clear the air with Kim, although the two women talked, Kim presented Phaedra with her nursing certificate that her daughter printed from the internet, Phaedra openly talked about her husband spending 6-years in jail. Apollo was one of those innocent guys in jail, they don’t have many of those.

Phaedra and Kim seemed to make peace although clearly they don’t trust each other as Kim interviews telling viewers, “she lies”. I was waiting for the lightening to strike Kim down for that, Atlanta’s biggest liar calling someone else a liar? It was clear that Phaedra lied about her due date and we all know why, who really cares, if it makes her feel better it was a harmless lie, time to move on.

Cynthia and her fiance Peter have some seeming insurmountable problems to overcome before they marry, the stress of a failing business and money problems could put an end to the wedding plans, but due to some leaks that came out of Atlanta a few months ago, we know that the wedding does go on. I can understand now why Bravo was so upset about the nuptials getting out, it is hard to build the drama when we already know the outcome.

Now we know who to call if we need couples therapy, an actor can “act” like a therapist and get the job done. Maybe it is less expensive? It was clear that the couple had very different feelings when it comes to money. Cynthia had invested over $25,000 in Peter’s restaurant, Uptown and would like her money back while Peter feels that a married couple’s money is co-mingled anyway so there will be no paying her back. I guess Peter feels that Cynthia will reap the benefits financially when the restaurant is successful. Unfortunately we know that didn’t happen either and the restaurant folded.

Cynthia wanted Peter to sell the restaurant while there is still something there to sell, sounds like Peter should have listened. I wonder what job Peter has created for himself now?

Keeping It Real with NeNe, this really is a perfect gig for the outgoing housewife. She clearly struggled through with a tough subject, Jermaine Dupris clearly wanted no part of NeNe or this interview at the beginning but NeNe won him over and he came out of his shell in the end. Not everyone could have turned that around. Shame on NeNe for not doing her homework, it only made her job harder and made Jermaine close off even more in the beginning but she made it work.

This was part of NeNe’s 6-part series to see how the segments will go over in Atlanta, I don’t think that the series continued so possibly they weren’t as popular as they’d hoped, or NeNe chose to move on but she said that her goal was to get a national gig, possibly a talk show of some kind. With so many talk show’s failing, even some very big names who’ve tried the talk show thing, I’m not sure that is the best route to take for NeNe.

Kim was preparing for her departure, a 7-day tour with Kandi and Kim will be the opening act. Kim’s two daughters enter and Kim reminds us that her girls will be completely fine being cared for by her mother while she is away. The youngest daughter really didn’t seem to care at all but did ask why her mom was going on tour, stating the obvious, “You’re not even that famous” to mom and then waved goodbye and left the room. I love that kid! Brielle, Kim’s oldest daughter broke down and cried but not because mom was leaving for 7-days but because Kim’s assistant Sweetie would be joining Kim rather than staying with Kim’s daughters. That is telling.

Although Kim called Sweetie a “fat ass” and a “bitch” it is clear that Sweetie keeps things together for the Zolciak family.

The only thing more annoying than Kelly Bensimon’s daily photo tweets is Kim Zolciak screeching “SWEETIEEEEE” at the top of her lungs to summon her assistant. Kandi and the tour manager, Don Juan, had their hands full as Kim complained about everything from the military like schedule, to the bus accommodations to the fact that she can’t smoke on the bus.

Never a shortage of idiotic statements flying out of Kim’s mouth, she actually said that she KNEW that Big Poppa never cheated on her. As Don and Kandi mentioned that Kim’s song, “The Ring Didn’t Mean A Thing”, may be a bit risqué for some of the audiences, since it was a song about a married man giving his mistress a diamond ring to pacify her. Kim notes that since Don and Kandi didn’t know her when she met Big Poppa, they didn’t understand. What’s to understand Kim? You had a long term affair with a married man and your song says it all. Kim’s ridiculous outrage about the situation made no sense, and her stating that Poppa never cheated is just as idiotic. Thanks for the chuckles Bravo!

Kim made a deal with the bus driver, if she let him drink all he wanted, he would let her smoke on the bus whenever she wanted. This woman is a genius, I’m surprised Nasa hasn’t called yet.

Kandi’s mom and aunt’s arrive to watch the show and Kim receives flowers and Champaign from her new boyfriend, Kroy as the show draws nearer. Kim prays for the 2nd time in the episode that her wig won’t fall off. I, on the other hand was praying that it would. What makes Kim Zolciak think that God has time to worry about her wig or her B-12 shot?

In the end, Kim didn’t do the dance routine that was prepared for her, she chain-smoked and drank alcohol before the performance but the crowd seemed to like her. There’s no accounting for bad taste, sorry Charlotte, North Carolina, but what the hell were you thinking?

For Kandi’s sake, I’m glad the first stop of the tour was a success, with all that she is putting up with having Kim Zolciak with her on this tour, she deserves to have a great show at the very least.

Next Sunday is a super-sized Real Housewives of Atlanta and NeNe will join Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live along with Iman from The Fashion Show.

Thursday night after The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Camille Grammer joins Andy, that should consist of some interesting questions.

Andy also announced that The Real Housewives of Atlanta are filming their reunion this week, get your questions over to Andy for the Atlanta ladies right away.

Until Next Time….

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382 Responses to I Hate Jill Zarin The Real Housewives of Atlanta Jan 10, 2011

  1. Barry Glibb says:

    I still don’t trust that nursing certificate of Kim’s. She is a reality TV gem, because not only is she an expert of behaving badly, she seems to also bring out the worse in everyone around her!

    Love your recaps, here’s mine for last night’s episode: http://popmorsels.com/2011/01/10/the-rhoa-recap-season-3-episode-13-tour-ture/

    • neroes says:

      Kim does have a nursing certificate. You can find it online. She let it expire though.

      • boston02127 says:

        The certificate said State of Connecticut on it.

        • neroes says:

          I have a certificate for Florida where I took my state boards and to get a certificate for most other states I would only have to pay a fee because we all took the same test. So if I move and want to work as a nurse in another state, I would only have to pay a fee.

          • neroes says:

            However Kim’s certificate had expired the last time I looked it up. In Florida our certificate will expire if we don’t keep up with continued education. I don’t know what you have to do in Georgia to keep your license.

      • Barry Glibb says:

        I think if you let it expire, it’s time to stop calling yourself a licensed nurse!

    • error404 says:

      nice. I left a comment:

      “nice recap!

      I love that your started with “Phaedra peels peaches” not just for it’s alliteration, but because it drives home the point that the woman can’t open her pie-hole with out lying. She said she was making preserves for the upcoming party. Someone should tell the ignorant know-it-all that preserves take months to make, that’s the whole point.”

    • Justtomakeulaugh-bkaAMIA says:

      it’s easy 2 get a LPN & NA cert. but hard to get a R.N. which Kim isn’t, she just a L.P.N.

  2. moriasheehan says:

    Don’t forget the episode where Kim Z said it took 10 months to have a baby. Not gonna be a nurse for me!
    I posted this on last blog, right after Lynn posted this one, so I am reposting.
    hi everyone, I stopped reading the blog for a while cause I couldn’t take anymore New J and DC stuff. Bev Hills has brought me back. Camille, Camille, Camille…..I read up thread someone saying how passive aggressive, she is. I agree, her little smiles when all was in an uproar at her dinner party was chilling. Worse was that fake medium, Snidely Whiplash! She has all the facial mannerisms of a cartoon villain.
    I like Lisa, but Cedric needs to get off his butt and quit being a freeloader. I thought Giggy was a stuffed dog, too (whoever said that). Adrienne, no comment besides needs stylist, BAD! Kyle, I like more than I thought I would. I was a huge Kim fan when she was in the movies, too bad she is so messed up. Clueless. Taylor, not sure about her. Less costumes would be a good start.
    I am a former Jonny Weir supporter. Nuff said.
    I thought B skated great, not good enough to win, but much better than Vince, who consistently got better critiques, BOOOOOOO to the judges.
    well, glad to be back. peace and luv

  3. quincyil says:

    Now, that the brain swelling has decreased……

    It came to me why I did not notice True Life Diva’s distress over the retweet from Ramona. In my capacity as unoffical/pretend soothsayer of the board, I immediately began to channel Jill Zarin and her reaction to the tweet and controversy. I was shocked that Jill Zarin was the only member of the RH of NYC to not receive the offensive tweet and was mezmerized by the OO alliteration in the name of the person who sent this tweet with video to the RH NYC. My thoughts were directed to Jill Zarin as you can see in my disputed post.

    Yesterday morning, Jill Zarin tweeted to Alex and Simon telling them and all of us that this was an example of a good retweet.

    Target aquired>>>>>>>>Ramona splatt!!!!!!!!! Target destroyed.

    When the pretend board medium channels Jill Zarin, she is unable to notice climatic changes in her immediate environment and for that she is very sorry. As you know, we pretend board soothsayers have a club and we do make mistakes. Know that!

  4. TrueLifeDiva says:

    *

  5. justanothermary says:

    Great to see you back Q – hoping all is well.

    Let us not forget that Kim previously said that she is an RN. Last night The Big P looked at her papers and said ok, so you’re an LPN. There is a big difference between an RN and an LPN and Kim LIED. I will not clap.

  6. boston02127 says:

    Quincy–You would have been proud of me this morning. I’ve cleaned the stinking bagel shop for the last time in my life. (yeah) I was thinking of doing a half ass job but second thought that idea and ended up cleaning my butt off! I left the place spotless & shining. When I made the decision to clean it well for some reason I was thinking of you. I figured, do the right thing and let them miss me!

    • Kat says:

      Congrats on your last day!

    • LavaLady (formerly known as American Idiot) says:

      You figured right. You are an amazing young lady. I hope you like your new job. Did you start classes yet?

      • boston02127 says:

        @LavaLady–I have but only for sit ins. I start (getting paid) on the 17th. The kids call me Miss Shanna. I’m also keeping one cleaning job. It’s a weekly one. When I gave the woman my notice she offered me more money. I kind of felt badly about it because I didn’t tell her I was starting a new job. But when she offered and I quickly did the math in my head (it’s my car payment) I just went with it.

    • quincyil says:

      I am proud of you every day. I love you, Lassie. Do a great job teaching the Irish jig.

    • OneMoreInBoston says:

      yay for you!
      must be nice not to face that lil b*stard again

    • buffywood says:

      Come on, tell us you at least did something? I piece of gum up under his desk? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… you are a better person than me. I am so happy that you are on to bigger and better things.

  7. HD says:

    I loved the show last night and I cannot wait until next week.

    Thank you for the new, refreshing blog, Lynn. You and your blog have been missed!

    Now…the problem I have with Cynthia…these are the issues we have we when people want to play house. You are giving him $25,000 for what?! Peter wants marriage benefits without being married. There is no more I. Yes, there is. Clearly. Until you get married all that we stuff and all that talk is out the window. They are not married. I personally am not big on dishing out money. Especially money that I can’t afford to lose. Doesn’t she watch Judge Judy?! LOL! Hil Harper giving advice? Please sit down somewhere.

    Kim’s kids were hilarious! “You’re not even famous.” LOL! Nuff said!

    Kim, Kim, Kim…did she tell that guy to get his “nappy you know what off her bed”? Nappy? Okay… I am so glad NeNe chin checks her next week. “Your slave is behind you.” I want to shake Sweetie and tell her to get another job that does not involve following orders from this woman. Please! I wish I would. Major Eye Rollage!

    • quincyil says:

      Sweetie is gorgeous and she’s on National TV. What better job could you have?
      I’m hoping she will be discovered and get a role on a sitcom. I think she’s smart to play Ethel to Lucy.

  8. boston02127 says:

    Never mind about Kim lying about being an RN vs an LPN. That doesn’t surprise me that she lied. What shocks me is the wigs, I can’t get past them. She could be on the show naked and I probably wouldn’t notice because I can’t get past the horror of her hair.

  9. WindyCityWondering says:

    Glad someone on the show said they never heard of a “sip and see”! And to have Dwight address Kim’s boobs was the icing on the cake of bad taste, no class and pretend traditions! This woman is so hard to watch and even with a beautiful baby and a buff husband, make it stop mommy, make it stop!

  10. boston02127 says:

    There is something odd about Cynthia’s fiance Peter. I could be wrong but I think he may be a bum in a suit.

    • moriasheehan says:

      my “bum” vibes are going like mad, too!

      • WindyCityWondering says:

        bum for sure and also some controlling shady stuff – if Cynthia has invested in HIS business than she has the right to say about her investment!

    • OneMoreInBoston says:

      pretty controlling bum too.

      • HD says:

        I hadn’t picked up on that…I will be looking though. I know something is off about him period that I do not like. I was raised in an abusive home, I lived with someone abusive, I even had to live in a battered woman’s shelter…I am not saying he is physically abusive but all that yelling and cussing and all that, I can’t take all that.

        • buffywood says:

          I am so sorry to hear what you went through. It is sad when a human being (and I use that term loosly) treats anoother that way.

          • HD says:

            Thanks, Buffywood. It was an ordeal so I can notice that in other people. When he speaks red flags go up for me. He may never hit her but her life will not be peaches and cream.

            -The way he talked to Nene
            -The proposal that he was going to do “his” way
            -The yelling at the counseling session
            -Yelling at their dinner about the restrurant
            -Borrowing money from what was JUST your glorified girlfriend and saying there is no more I it is we
            -Demanding that Cynthia be off the phone when he is home
            -Not giving her the money back that he borrowed

            I see so many red flags. She has too but probably did not want to admit them to herself as we so often do in life.

            • error404 says:

              am I making things up, or did she make her mom talk at the bridal shop about how abusive the father was?

              one thing we do know for sure, they have communication issues. At the time she gave the money, how was it understood? Loan? Investment? Gift?

              • HD says:

                The agreement about the money was never clarified. However in her mind it appears it was a loan and in his mind, what’s hers is his.

                When you are in a relationship, sharing a house, sharing financial responsibilites, etc. you do not truly discuss those things as you would with a person you are really loaning money to. Which is why I do not play house anymore. This is what happens. The best lesson sometimes is a bought lesson. She bought this one.

            • kotagirl29 says:

              I also grew up in an abusive home as well and Peter shows a lot of the signs. He started my warning bells ringing the first time I saw him on the show! I would be really happy to hear that Cynthia has divorced him.

    • mariareads says:

      I so agree! My first problem is that I think he is controlling and that is a big red alert sign for me. That he took $25,000 from her is a HUG red alert and sirens going off! This guy is strange and saw an opportunity. She’s so beautiful. She could have done much better. Won’t go into why I think that. Perhaps her opinion of herself isn’t very high. I like her. I don’t think she is nasty or fresh or out of her mind but in this case, I do think she is making a huge mistake.

  11. AZ Girl says:

    Welcome back Quincy!

  12. boston02127 says:

    GTG, Have a good afternoon everyone.

  13. buffywood says:

    How is everyone doing today? Welcome back Quincy I hope you are feeling better. For those of you who are doing Lynn’s Family Loser please check in and let us know how you are doing.

  14. Adgirl says:

    Cynthia is a damn fool for marrying Peter.
    I do feel bad for him about his business slipping away. It can happent o anyone, especially in this economy.

    If Peter was a stand up guy, he would refuse to marry Cynthia until he was on solid ground financially, and able to pay her back.

    Why do I think she has daddy issues?

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      He is not a stand up guy! He is about himself and everyone else doesn’t matter unless he can get something from them…..Cynthia picked a hugh loser!

    • floridagirl88 says:

      It has been pointed out that Peter is from the caribbean islands and the culture there is male dominated and very conservative. How conservative? No tolerance for gays. Does anyone remember the Rosie O’Donnell gay cruise and how the islanders were angry when the ship docked? I think Peter believes that only the man can be in control and the woman must do as her man says. Sadly, I think he is expecting her to take care of him Hope she sees the light soon and moves on. It doesn’t look like love to me.

      • quincyil says:

        I wonder why kind of education or skills Peter has developed. It seems this night club was his dream. He probably worked in clubs for other owners and finally created his own business with loans and whatever savings he had. Here a a man who is losing his dream on national TV trying to explain to his fiance who would like her $25,000 back when that money is long gone. I would expect someone in that situation to be defensive. I am not surprised that he described Cynthia’s physical beauty as the attributes that he loved in her either.

        When I read Cynthia’s blog here, I thought that this is a woman in total dispair. She thinks she has worked her whole life and now because of her marrige to Peter, she is poor. For a fairly couple who don’t really seem to have any connection other than he thinks she is beautiful, a marriage was ill advised.

        I am not impressed by the councelor/author of a book that he is selling on national tv during Hotlanta either. Did he ask the correct questions to help the couple resolve differences? Did he reflect their feelings so that they could see themselves more clearly. Neither Cynthia nor Peter are as Bethenny who has been in therapy for decades would call “self aware.”

        Next week, Peter informs Cynthia that her million dollar dream wedding will have to be pared down and she appears to be upset with that. She knows his business is failing and he can’t pay her loan back, but she still wants the dream wedding.
        Cynthia is a pretty face and she appears to be nice, but she doesn’t have common sense.

        • quincyil says:

          Some weird words in their…. I must be channeling Jill Zarin again. What is that woman up to so early in the morning?

          • LynnnSoCal says:

            Hi Quincy, the wedding was part of the Bravo deal. They agreed to do it so they would be gauranteed a spot on the show. It was on the web when the wedding was leaked. Also the drama of finances is probably fake too as it will most likely be comped. Reallty TV!

  15. Adgirl says:

    Kim does act like trash, but if she wasn’t on the show who would everyone dump on??

  16. WindyCityWondering says:

    Thanks Lynn for another great blog. I was also wondering about Sheree’s status – she is disappearing into the woodwork and I don’t even miss her!

  17. Adgirl says:

    I use to ask my OBGYN why doesn’t anyone tell you that you are pregnant for 10 months???
    When you are pregnant and figure out the conception date to estimate the due date you are pregnant, fat and pukey for 10 months.

    • buffywood says:

      I asked too. His response was something like “The same reason they price things at $9.95 instead of $10”.

      • Adgirl says:

        LOL. That’s one funny doctor you had.

        • buffywood says:

          He was so sexy too! It made things a little akward at times. When my 21 year old niece was looing for an Obgyn I warned her when she ask for his name. She called me after her appointment and said she didn’t know if she could ever go back becuase he was SO cute.

          • Adgirl says:

            Sexy? Oh my how uncomfortable! I had an extremely handsome gyn for female surgery. He looked like a soap actor. He was probably the busiest guy at the hospital because he was soo cute.

            • Sha2000 says:

              My BF had a breast reduction long ago. Great doctor, cute too she said, his name was Tittle, no joke.

            • buffywood says:

              I will say too, at the hospital I got the BEST treatment. 95% of the nurses had a crush on him and as a side benefit his patients got the best treatment out of all the new moms.

  18. Butters'Mom says:

    That Peter is all about himself. Cynthia needs to run for the hills. He is controlling (get off the phone when he is home) and is taking advantage of Cynthia by taking her money and not allowing her a voice in the restaurant. I know she feels like the run away bride and will go through with the wedding to Peter to avoid running away again, but this really is the one she should run away from. He definately seems like a “what is yours is mine and what is mine is mine kind of guy.”

    What does she see in him?

    • error404 says:

      all true, but to be fair, what housewife has a hubby that comes off good on tv?

      in Atlanta alone:
      Sheree’s hubby: has been sports star who doesn’t pay his child support

      Nene’s hubby: failed investor who borrows from wife and retreats into sulkiness when faced with problems

      Phae’s hubby: convicted criminal who’s scared of anything outside of his little limited world

      Kim’s pimp: failed investor who cheats on his wife

      Kandi’s date: sports guy with like 25 kids by 36 women in 72 towns. I’m lucky I live in NYC, the only city in the entire USA which apparently sells condoms.

  19. error404 says:

    I didn’t really watch s1 and 2 closely, so I missed all of the lies Kim Z is suppose to have told.

    Both Kim and Phae are clowns in real life, who ham up the clownishness to stay on tv as a circus act.

    Kim is a nurse. Phae is a lawyer. Unlike Phae, Kim never tires to pretend she a nurse to the stars, Atlanta’s greatest nurse, etc.. i’ve never heard her call herself a Florence Nightingale type nurse. We don’t even hear her trying to claim she’s a good singer. Compared to Phae and all her pretense to be like Johnny C, Kim’s a class act, and YES, I image that it really is hard to make a clown like Kim look good by comparison, but Phase is such a rediculous lying sack of shit, she accomplished the feat.

    Kim is a lazy slob who plays an even lazier sloppier slob for the cameras. She may delude herself with white lies, like Papa wasn’t cheating on his wife because like Ross and Rachel, they were on a break, but she doesn’t create elaborate lengthy lies like Phae does, ending each with the assertion that somehow she’s better than everyone else.

    Phae is an ignorant country bumpkin with a law degree and a shotgun wedding to a convicted criminal. Yes, I’ve heard Kim say rude things like “the haters can kiss my ass” but I’ve never heard her insult an entire major metropolis, like when Phae, one of the biggest fools to ever make it to tv, called the entire city of Atlanta “haterville”. I’m waiting for the mayor to publicly complain about it.

    It really is a major accomplishment that Camille managed to win “most hated housewife”. When an insufferable moron like Phaedra Parks is your competition, you should be proud of yourself!

    • Adgirl says:

      “Kim is a lazy slob” LOL.

      She is really a treat. RHOA would be a snooze without Kim. Even last season when NeNe was out of control that was all about Kim.

      • WindyCityWondering says:

        Kim keeps the trashy/ignorance real – she owns it. I can laugh at and with Kim. Phaedra tells bald face lies and then attacks and belittles anyone who questions them! Well Phaedra have any of your doctors provided written documentation that your full term miracle baby was actually produced in a mere seven months?? It would go a long way in putting the rumors to rest about your shotgun wedding to an excon – which no one really cares about anyway…..

        • error404 says:

          I might not care about it if they didn’t deny it every sunday at 10:00!

          They’re just not pigs with lipstick on, these two pigs have lipstick, lip liner, blush, concealer, mascara, blue eye shadow and “bedazzles” on!

          No, I somehow feel the need to remind everyone about the shotgun wedding to the ex-con every sunday at 11:00. lol

          • Sha2000 says:

            Bedazzles, lol! You reminded me that at the nail salon last week they told me that soon they will be offering, facials, & this & that & “Vadazzeling”….What I asked & then a light bulb went on! It only took me a second to figure it out! She said “yes, I can put your initials on it”, why I answered so I know it’s mine? lol, bet we will hear about it from a Bravo HW soon!

            • error404 says:

              too late! Kathy Griffin had her’s vagazziled on camera for Bravo a few months back! Don’t ask.

              • Rabble Rouser says:

                Remember how Kim Kardashian said (although I am sure she stole it from somewhere) that she doesn’t have tattoo’s because that would be like ‘putting a bumper sticker on a Bently’?

                I wonder if Vagazelling is the equivalent to ‘pimping my ride’.

                • TLM says:

                  I don’t think that was Kim — Teresa Giudice was the one I remember saying it. It was ok for Joe to get tattoos, she said, but not her.

              • LynnnSoCal says:

                Cindy Barshop did Jennifer Love Hewitt’s. YouTube/George Lopez. Pink to match her outfit!

              • Sha2000 says:

                Ugg!

                Besides the fact that I wouldn’t ever want it, I could go in to any craft store & buy the stick on rhinestones….Private & economical ; )

                • Sha2000 says:

                  LynnSoCa. I’m afraid to look at it on youtube. Are you saying she had GL face put on in pink? lol, hope not!

                  • LynnnSoCal says:

                    LOL! She had it done before going on the show and told GL about it. His expression is priceless. He was picturing actual vaginal folds, not pubic area! It’s hilarious.

                  • LynnnSoCal says:

                    Well, I’m sure we will be seeing one of the RHNY getting “Vajazzled.” Not much of a stretch after Kyle getting her’s waxed. Let’s all pray it’s not Jill! Burned retinas for life!

                • quincyil says:

                  Don’t use superglue from the craft store to glue them on. The might be permanent.

                  • LynnnSoCal says:

                    They come on a clear transfer. Pre-glued design. I wanted to know about the newest housewife and found out way more than I needed to know about ” hairless, bedazzled, vajajay’s. Who knew? Obviously, not me. I’m a Mexican hairless and I don’t want anything sparkly in/on my nether regions. Thank you very mch!

              • Zipit Zarin says:

                Kathy Griffin would tell Jesus to suck it if she thought it would get her a press release. No wait, she did. How courageous! When she tells Mohammed to do that, THEN I’ll think she has some balls that need Bedazzeling.

    • kotagirl29 says:

      I put Kim Z in the same category as the Jerry Springer show. Its a car accident you can’t look away from. Its mindless entertainment! It brings a little warmth to my otherwise ice-filled heart. I don’t care what Kim says or does, she amuses me to no end because you never know what she is going to say or do next.
      How can you not love someone who in the past didn’t really care about music, then wanted to be a one-hit-wonder, who is now PASSIONATE about her music? Or when she claims she needs to rest her voice? She is priceless. No I take that back, she has a price (obviously Poppa knows it), but still she is entertainment gold.

  20. lillybee says:

    Welcome back, Quincy. You were missed.

  21. Adgirl says:

    Peter is the type of guy who can’t handle set backs. He has to cut you down to make himself feel better.

    I think Cynthia is an idiot to marry him, but it’s her problem as long as they don’t make a baby together. I’m sure when they divorce soon Peter will be demanding 1/2 of Cynthia’s RH money.

  22. Waxdiva says:

    Latest on Tree’s Learning Annex ‘event:’

    http://stoopidhousewives.wordpress.com/

    …according to the Learning Annex, it’s a definite GO…

  23. Golden Girl says:

    Thanks Lynn for another great blog!

  24. error404 says:

    “Now, that the brain swelling has decreased……”

    well… at least you have an excuse! Not sure what mine is. lol

    seriously, glad you’re on the mend!

    • quincyil says:

      It’s the stangest feeling right now… Like my head is very full and heavy…

      • Sha2000 says:

        Glad you are feeling better Quincy, but please don’t strain your eyes with too much computer today, it can bring on a headache & I’m sure that’s the last thing you need. Rest, rest, rest & rest a little more….

        Feel good,
        Susan

  25. Adgirl says:

    Well I’m off to get my root canal. I took my vicodin extra strength and demanded nitrous so hopefully I will be delirious throughout.

    • Sha2000 says:

      Best wishes!

      • Mookies1mom says:

        Good luck! I’m getting one on Wed. if the dentist will let me. It’s the first time I will see him so it may have to wait for the second appointment. My mouth is a mess! But this guy does sedation so at least I won’t have a panic attack.

        Quincy welcome back! I hope you feel better soon! Take care of yourself and get some rest.

        Peter seems like a really angry and controlling guy from what they show us. Very short fuse. Red flags are allllll over the place.

        I was born in the south and grew up there as well. (I now live up north and love it!) I never heard of a “sip and see” but apparently this is not something Phadrea made up. Who knew.

        Kim screaming Sweetie is grating on my last nerve! And all the complaining. Like my grandmother used to say “oh my word”.

        Buffywood, since having a migraine for about 5 days weight loss is going pretty well (LOL) because I didn’t eat much at all. Not the way to lose it but better than throwing up. I don’t have a scale so I don’t know what the actual number is but my jeans are getting are getting to the point that I may have to start wearing a belt or get them taken in!

        Hope everyone is doing well.

    • Pantry Viewer says:

      Good luck, girlie!

    • Rabble Rouser says:

      I hope it’s quick and painless.

      My DH happens to be getting a bridge right now.

  26. Michelle Shaniqua Obama says:

    Most of the women on the Atlanta cast have extremely large rears. I thought Nene had lipo but the outfit she wore last night made her look huge.

  27. Zarout! says:

    Did anyone else notice the wedding photo behind the counselor during the session with Cynthia & Peter? I swear it was them in the picture. If that’s the case, then that scene was a complete fabrication (well, I should say the timing was a complete fabrication – it’s clear Cynthia & Peter DO have some serious issues).

    • Sha2000 says:

      Zarout Wow, I’ll look for it, good find! I did notice that when the interview Lisa on BH, there is a beautiful stair case with an itty bitty vase filled with flowers on the last step. Sometimes there different flowers so it’s been done at least twice. My question is why? She has a big beautiful house, why if flowers must be included they be nearly placed on the floor? Seemed weird placement as you could trip on them.

    • Kansas Girl says:

      I saw that. Geez, I must be sicker than I thought, as now I realize my thought process was that this must be their wedding photo — never thinking that in that scene they’re not married yet. More chicken soup for me! (I’m fighting a cold.)

    • Rabble Rouser says:

      I’ve heard the odd time where couples might get their wedding photo’s done in advance to that on the actual day, they can spend more time enjoying themselves with their guests than taking pictures. I wonder if they did that, especially given that Cynthia is probably a perfectionist when it comes to her being photographed. But at the same time, I wouldn’t doubt that the whole thing could be a big fabrication for the cameras and them screwing with the time line. On the show J&K plus 8-they used to have and film Christmas weeks before it happened- so they could BS it into their crappy show.

      I remember at my big wedding (I had a two ceremonies, one in Canada and one in the US but it was for the same marrage to the same man-DH:) ) I was freaking fed up between the photographer and the videographer-and was DYING for a drink.

      • Golden Girl says:

        If they were already married when Bravo staged this scene they are in a lot of trouble because they are still having the argument over the loan she gave Peter. You can’t fake that kind of hostility if it was a set up.

  28. IMJ says:

    I actually like Hil Harper (Cynthia’s actor friend) on the show. He does have a law degree and is an author. Im not sure if relationship counseling is his area of expertise but if Kim is a nurse and Phaedra is a lawyer, I think Hil can be a marriage counselor. Its Real Housewives, you can be anything you want to be. We have it all, a mean supermodel, a countess with no class, a Camille Grammer.

  29. California35 says:

    I only read a few posts, and will go back to read the rest. For now I really wanted to welcome Quincy…I am glad to see you are back….and tell Boston02127 Congratulations for leaving and GREAT job on doing a good cleaning before you left.

    I hope everyone has a good day…

  30. California35 says:

    Lynn – Thanks for the recap. I didn’t watch it or plan to (maybe some time if I catch a rerun). Reading your recap is as if I watch though, and am still in the loop 🙂

    • HD says:

      Interesting. I figured a little statement would be coming out. I enjoy seeing the classy countess with a little egg on her face. Yes, Luann even you and your children are human.

  31. California35 says:

    I used to think Peter had money. He is older (not that it has something to do with that), but I remember thinking that she was a model and he was a rish man. He seemed to be “proper” or no “nonesence” kind of guy. Cinthy seemed like she needed to be proper all the time, but specially around him. This was on the first few episoed. Now it sounds like she is the one with the money, and also the one who has to put up with him. Why does she think she has to put up with him? becasue she loves him and still has not noticed how he really is? She did say that she had a problem with comitment and was the runaway bride, how come all of the sudden she is keeping this guy? 😛

    • twoile says:

      Maybe b/c she/Cinthys’ family of orign includes abuse……another pressure certainly could have been TV cameras……..& also Bravo footing the bill 4 the wedding!

      • California35 says:

        All good points!! Then I assume she is stressing out and worrying about it all, but keeping it all in. I know I would be. If she always saw the abuse growing up, and she was affraid to get married, and he is taking $ from him, and he is being all “controlling” and stuff. She is either way too overwelmed with all of this that she is not reacting, or she is all depress. Either was she is keeping it from the cameras. Too bad she did marry him (that is out), otherwise I would be hoping she would not marry him. I hope that at least she gets the help and courage to divorse him.

        Do anyone know if maybe he does have money, but is trying NOT to share with her for some reason? Like, wanting to make sure she loves him (you know the controlling thing about him) Maybe, hopefully he will share with her now that they are married.

        • WindyCityWondering says:

          I wished she would have once again been a runaway bride as he is someone to definately run away from! It’s hard to be unbiased when we know what is going on in realtime…..

  32. California35 says:

    Not sure if someone posted this already — it starts with a nice picture and it ends with a Close your eyes pictures 😛

    http://www.realitytea.com/2011/01/08/photos-reality-stars’-week-in-photos-–-january-8/comment-page-1/

    • justanothermary says:

      Did you notice that not one of those Gosslin children was smiling. They’re at the zoo, it should be fun. Those poor children.

      • Rabble Rouser says:

        If Kate Gosselin was my mother, I would be miserable too.

        Those poor kid are going to be more screwed up than the Dionne quints.

      • kbinldo says:

        they know they’re only meal tickets for the “mom” so she doesn’t have to have a real job.

    • error404 says:

      Thanks for the laugh or two.

      Considering the short skirts (well they’re all shirts really) she wears, it’s amazing Kiki can always hide her candy! Seriously, if she wasn’t a mother, I would swear she was a man.

      I wouldn’t read too much into the pic of Kate’s 8. None of the adults were smiling either. I think they were all just concentrating on the show they were watching.

      Loved the picture of Brad Womac and Mario Lopez, because before reading the caption, I was asking myself “Who’s this gay couple? Is it Richter and Roidney from ‘the A List’? LOL

    • twoile says:

      @C35 U r sooooo correct, I would add that the only one who looks like he belongs is Simon! Don’t know who is dressing the 3 ladies, but I’d say let them go! Shill looks desperate but at least she isn’t “dressed” by the same stylist as A.S.&R. ………Krazy Kelly well what more can one add!……..Very sad 4 the Gosslen children, they all look miserable…..get them off tv!

  33. kotagirl29 says:

    Off Topic – kind of. . . . .
    You can’t call it Hotlanta today. Snow and ice have pretty much shut down everything here in Georgia. I have almost 7″ of snow at my house. I’m a Yankee by birth, but I am loving how this has stopped everything. What a great excuse to stay home and do nothing.

  34. justanothermary says:

    I can’t seem to get past the reaction of Kim’s oldest when she found out Sweetie was going on the tour with Kim and Kandi. As I kid my parents were very big drinkers and I remember always feeling off balance by not knowing what they were going to be like that evening or that weekend. At times it was no problem, but other times they were very unpredictable. I think those girls have Sweetie like I had Cookie. Cookie cooked for my parents for years (duh) but was always stable, level-headed and safe. I aways knew what to expect out of her when the rest of the family would spin off. It all makes me think Kim is a much bigger boozer than is even protrayed and that the revolving door of her love life and her flakiness has had some real effect on her girls.

  35. klmh says:

    I think it might have been Error 404 that mentioned earlier a conversation Cindy was having with her mother about the abuse laden on her (mother) from her father.

    They say women marry their fathers… yikes. Hope thats not the case.

  36. justanothermary says:

    I want to call BS on Ramona. I believe she knew exactly what she was doing and, once again, she’s shocked by the reaction to something she has said or done. She has no filter when speaking or anything else. No one past the age of puberty should simply expect that they can be as awful as they want and no one should call her on it because she’s being “honest”. BS BS BS Ramona should seriously seek some help to become more socially acceptable if she is going to continue to be in the public eye.

  37. vilzvet says:

    Rewatched the tennis episode of last week and did anyone else notice that Nick’s stonefaced wife did enter Camille’s backyard holding the arm of a little girl? I think another child was behind them, a boy. Guess they are their kids. That welcome kiss was sure something by the way, Camille never lets up with Nick.

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      The whole Camille and Nick thing has never sat right with me – it’s sexual harrassment! She is creepy, needy and nasty all at the same time.

      • error404 says:

        yeah, but you can see in Nick’s eyes each time him telling himself “Just get thru this. You can get thru this. It’s better than the time you had to go down and that casting director. Eww he was nasty.”

        One thing Bravo has taught me is there are no depths too low to sink for a little bit for attention for some people.

    • Adgirl says:

      Camille and Kelly B both need endless amounts of male attention and they carvort around flirting in revealing clothes to get it. They also don’t bond with females and use the male attention to goad women.

      The difference is I don’t get a strong “f…. me”vibe from Kelly. I don’t think Kelly cares for sex that much at all. She has too much testosterone maybe?

      • WindyCityWondering says:

        Good observation – both want male attention but the type of attention is different. As for other women being jealous of them or not celebrating them properly – there is some confusion on their part – most women don’t like women who behave as Camille and Kelly do!

  38. Adgirl says:

    NeNe would have been a better “relationship” counselor for Cynthia and Peter. She has no problem pointing out people’s defects to their face. LOL.

    I think the timeline is so fudged on this show it’s crazy.

    If NeNe was already getting a divorce from Gregg /”I want my $300,000 back from from NeNe” before Cynthia’s engagment, she would be all over Cynthia about Peter’s money problems and Cynthia’s loan to him.
    Maybe NeNe didn’t know about that??

  39. Adgirl says:

    My root canal went really well. Much better than last time. It helped to have a strong anitbiotic for a week before hand.

  40. Adgirl says:

    Cynthia Bailey’s Bravo Blog!!

    Can’t Buy Me Love
    Cynthia thinks making money is easy but finding love is hard.
    ……
    Happy New Year!
    I hope all of you had a wonderful holiday and are ready to make 2011 your best year ever. With that said, I am not going to do my to moments this week, because I really want to get right into show. I cannot stress enough to you guys that when you are watching a scene on the show, you are only seeing a snippet of what is usually a three hour shoot. There is so much that is said that never makes the show. You can’t try a case fairly without all the facts.
    So here we go! Peter and I have a relationship session with my friend for many years, Hill Harper. Hill is a well known actor and talented author. Some of you may know him from the hit show CSI and a number of movies. His book ‘Conversations’ made the New York Times Best Seller List, and it was very insightful. If you are in a relationship, I highly recommend it. I think that most people will agree that the number one thing that can put stress on a relationship is finances. Peter and I have been together for about three years now, and most of our financial issues began with Uptown and the recession. It felt like as soon as the restaurant opened up, BAM, the next day the US was in a recession. Peter and I met when he was building Uptown, and he was putting every dime he had into the restaurant. I loved his vision and believed in his dream. I knew that I wanted to be with this man, and I loved having his back. He was smart, ambitious, strong, handsome, and very sexy. The grumpy old man you guys have seen for the past couple of episodes is not the man I fell in love with. I do not like the tone Peter uses when he gets upset, nor do I like him using curse words. But I guess he is keeping it real, and we already have a enough fake people on the show. I have to say that after seeing himself on the show, he has had the opportunity to see what a jack-ass he looks like, and he does not like it. We have discussed this, and he is working on it. There is just so much about both of us that you guys don’t get to see. So many layers that never get peeled to show you the core. All I can say is I would never be in a relationship with anyone that did not make me happy. Nor would I put my child in an unhappy situation. I love Peter, but my child and I will always come first.
    For the first year of our relationship, I was still living in NYC and was still working every day as a model. I have had a very successful modeling career for the past 25 years, and I have been financially independent my whole life. I could have never imagined that I would ever not have money. All of my friends and the people I surrounded myself with were smart, ambitious, and very successful. We were doing the damn thing! Period. Fast forward to the recession. “The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.” I was extremely humbled by the recession. I no longer take anything for granted, and I am grateful for what I have. Everything, big and small. A very smart friend told me once that money does not make you happy. I did not believe him, but it was true. When I was making more money than I knew what to do with, I was empty. Something was missing. I was comfortable, but I was not truly happy. You can always make money, but you can’t always find love. I love Peter, and I know that he loves me. He is not perfect (neither am I), but God put him in my life for a reason. I believe in God and never question his will. If I had not met Peter, I would have never ended up moving to Atlanta, becoming a housewife, and writing this blog. I feel in my heart that every choice I have made in my life has led me to this very moment. I know that I am in this position for a reason, one much bigger than the show.
    I know this blog is all over the place, but I wanted to give you guys something more this week. Things start to get very emotional and very personal as we get closer to the wedding. So I might write anything at this point. I already have a lot going on this year with work, and we are getting ready to shoot the reunion show. I really do appreciate all the love and support you guys give me. This is really not as easy as it looks. So I will end it there.
    Love,
    Cynthia Bailey
    Cynthiabailey10 on Twitter

    • HD says:

      Cynthia fell in love, Peter sold her a dream, she bought into it, like so many women do and now they are broke. It happens every day in this world. Just admit that it is what it is. Cynthia made a mistake we all have made, loaning out money, even to those we “love”. If Cynthia was not married to this man, etc, she should not have loaned him the money. Now she is married and I am sure supporting her husband and his dreams…

      Peter was keeping it real by cussing? No, he was disrespecting you by getting loud and cussing at you on national TV which leads me to believe he does it when the cameras aren’t rolling as well. And Cynthia tolerates it because that is what she has grown up with and what she is used to.

      Cynthia sounds to me like she is trying to convince herself that this relationship is okay…

  41. Adgirl says:

    It almost seems like Cynthia is going through with the wedding to prove she’s past her commitment-phobia.

    I wish she still was commitment-phobic.

    • California35 says:

      “I wish she still was commitment-phobic.”

      lol I that is what I was thinking 😛

      If she is trying to convince herself, I am sorry for her, she will suffer and or will figure it out later. If all she said is truthfull…(I have seen man go through bad times, loosing their job, their home, etc and becoming bitter and grouchy. They were not like that before the fall…it is too bad, but the people around them suffer not only for the actual problem, but also the man’s new bad attitude. Some get over it and some don’t. Those who get over it, they get back on track and become even more successful than what they were, so they go back to being nice guys again. Those who don’t get over it, stay down for a long time.) then he will realize his mistake, move on and reward her somehow.

    • California35 says:

      This made me think of the question to Bethenny. Who would she bring with her to a deserted island…she had to choose one of them, so she choose Kim (she didn’t have the option to say none of the above).

    • Error404 says:

      Kim, the most honest with herself of the 3, got herself knocked up by a paycheck.

      Nene, the most keepin it real of the 3 is treading water trying to hold down a crappy job and hold on to a crappy husband at the same time.

      Sheree, the most deluded of 3, continues to live in a fantasy world of her own making. She’ll head the decorating committee and the poor house.

  42. HD says:

    Maybe its just me…I’m missing that vibe!!! That hot energy vibe that came with a new blog from a new show! We would be here all day long, commenting, laughing, posting, having a good time. Something happened. I cannot pinpoint when, but something happened and something is gone from the original ‘laugh out loud, amen, you said that girlfriend’, comments. Sigh….my thrill is gone. 😦

    • Adgirl says:

      You are right. Maybe the recent shows are not very inspiring. Next week’s Camille gets dumped might stir things up. When does NY begin?

    • California35 says:

      There are less coments or something. Maybe there are still people out after the holiday….maybe it is Atlanta HW that are not as HOT 😛

      • quincyil says:

        Phaedra called it, “Hatelanta.” I am learning a lot of new words and terms from Phaedra. She’s a treasure trove of Southern trivia.

  43. klmh says:

    This is a site that you can put your picture of one of your kids, etc. into a situation. Can put it as a pic on a mug, and all different situations.
    Just follow the instructions:

    http://www.photo505.com/

  44. LurkerAlso says:

    OOPS! AOL had this as a headline this hour (with photo):

    Proof That Money Can’t Buy You Class
    ‘Housewife’ LuAnn made those lyrics famous. Now her teen’s proved they’re true with a questionable YouTube clip.
    Controversial words used by daughter

    It takes you to the Popeater article.
    http://www.popeater.com/2011/01/10/countess-luann-de-lesseps-victoria-n-word/?icid=maing%7Cmain5%7Cdl2%7Csec1_lnk3%7C35705

    Countess LuAnn de Lesseps Calls Daughter’s N-Word Use ‘Unacceptable’

  45. California35 says:

    Do you guys remember? WSL is having or will be having an adventure today that she will be talking to us about. I wonder how it is going….I am sure she will tell us all about it tonight – or tomorrow?

  46. HD says:

    I know some people are not into all reality shows but does anyone watch Badgirls Club?

    • kotagirl29 says:

      Hey HD,

      I am watching BGC. Another of those mindless entertainment guilty pleasures that I love so much.

      • HD says:

        I am watching all the fighting! I pray this is not another season of fight, fight and fight again! I like drama but I also like to get to know the girls.

    • Kat says:

      I think TLD is a fan.

      • HD says:

        Good! I like TLD so I see we have another show in common. Thanks!

        • HD says:

          Is someone going home already!!!!! My goodness! Damn! ALREADY!!! I mean really?!!! I never knew why these women left. Who cares what the roommates think of you? DO YOU!

          • kotagirl29 says:

            I don’t understand. I would ignore the idiots and stay in an amazing house. Yeah its tough, but they don’t call it the Bad Girls Club for nothing. I mean if they want sunshine and rainbows they need to hang out with Kelly.
            They are after all the creme de la creme of of girls behaving badly.

    • Rabble Rouser says:

      I do- it’s one of those things where I am sickened and intrigued all at once.

      I don’t post on the oxygen message board because most of the users speak in gibberish and have huge and obnoxious signatures but the blogs are interesting. I guess they don’t read what the girls post because a few of them talked about behind the scenes where the producers encouraged them to instigate stuff with each other.

  47. MSU Chicago says:

    Ok, I may be feeling differently because I had the Atlanta cram session. I watched all the seasons within the last 3 months. I was never that interested in them, until I started to read this blog. For the record, I started reaing this early last year, during crazy NY. Just an extra tidbit, I always felt leery about Jill.

    During this episode, I had a real problem with Phaedra. She told Apollo that Kim made fun of her child and went off on his past jail time, without provacation. At least that is what she protrayed. If what Bravo showed the previous “fight” in the correct manner, the episode started off with Phaedra lying about the baby and then going off about Big Poppa. She railed on Big Poppa and Kim retaliated with Apollo being in jail. Possibly Phaedra, if she is on next season, she WILL change. The only reason I am stating this is because, she may watch this season and see her bs, and pull herself back. I cannot stand Phaedra, but the rest of the ladies seem to be on her side. If she sees the way she is on TV, maybe she will back off?? Who knows!

    Please don’t think that I am on Kim’s side, because I am not (or at least I do not think I am), but she entertains me, so maybe I do actually like her. I do actually see some genuine feelings from her. Call me crazy, but I do. Maybe, because I know someone like Kim and I love her death. FEEL BAD FOR ME! HA!

    The funny thing about the ATL Housewives, I cannot exactly say who I heart and who I hate. I know that Phaedra sucks, and I feel for her husband, whether he is a convict or not. Cynthia bores me. Sherree (sp) is lame as hell to me. Khandi has a beautiful voice and I wish her the best. I do heart Nene, but I think she is off because of what she has happening to her personally. I hope everything goes well for Nene in the new year.

    When I think of RHOA, I think of Nene and Kim. That may be because before I watched the show, those were the two women I had heard of. Of all the other housewives, I know who to cheer for, but I am not so sure yet on Atlanta…

    • HD says:

      What a nice write up, very well written.

      Phaedra-right

      Kim-entertains me as well even though she drives me crazy. She is a crucial part of the show although any of these women can be replaced. Atlanta is full of colorful characters.

      Sheree-Trust me, she was once a crucial part of the show. She used to be off the hook! Now she has calmed down and while that is great for her it makes for boring TV.

      Nene made me soooooooooooo made last season. It seemed like the fame got to her. This season, I like her.

      • MSU Chicago says:

        Thanks for the compliment! I appreciate it.

        I totally agree, Sheree is now nothing. I was so bothered by her, but she was integral to the franchise, and I laughed at her. All of a sudden she is gone, but for some reason I am not missing her. Maybe because I am so irritated by Phaedra, it most likely replaced my irritation for Sheree.

        Btw, but am a faithful reader… I am glad Miss Quincy is feeling better.

        P.S. HD, I also watch Bad Girls Club. I have the season premier on my DVR (from an hour ago). I am just catching up with some other things, before I watch it. The women on that show are nuts, and I enjoy it thoroughly!! My friends call me the Queen of Bad TV, but I do also watch “smart” shows. HA!

    • Adgirl says:

      It’s interesting that an attorney would consistently get her facts incorrect.

      • error404 says:

        not really. We’re talking about a lawyer who once defended Bobby Brown. Back peddling, double talk, evading the issue, throwing a red herring up to draw attention away or confuse the jury, etc… all seems par for the course to me.

        Oh, and let’s not mince words. The door to her office reads “Phaedra Parks: Ambulance Chaser to the Stars”

  48. quincyil says:

    Kim’s daughter is her best friend. I wonder if she has any friends other than her daughter. She doesn’t seem that kind to Sweetie. You see Nene with friends and Sherree has friends. Have we ever seen Kim throw a party and have friends who are not on the show?

    • klmh says:

      Good question. I think she can turn friends into enemies who fight for her friendship. Remember season 1?
      I bet she is a blast to be around. She’s fun and doesn’t care about anyone’s opinion and she is a force. A force of what I don’t know, but this lady thinks of nothing but herself and her comfort. No morals, no controls just pure importance of self. She is what she is and you know what you’re getting when you put her on your friends list.
      Everyone needs someone like that in our lives to keep us in check!

    • HD says:

      She never threw a party from what I recall but remember she had her friend over a few times last season I think. They were at the pool.

      I do not see a lot of the women with friends *a lot* from *any* season. I would always wonder about that. If this is real, well my friend is going to be with me. Even for Kim to be working Sweetie like a…like a …well Nene said it best what she worked her like, where was Sweetie all the other seasons? Did I miss her? If she is soooooooooooooo close to her kids, where has she been?

    • Kat says:

      I would be surprised if she didn’t have friends. I think she loves a party.
      That’s a good question.

  49. klmh says:

    Oh my, LuAnn and her daughter made the top 9 news pieces on AOL news this evening. How embarrassing, ugh.

  50. RosePower says:

    I have never posted. I am a Dr in NYC. My specialty is non
    Invasive plastic surgery. I wanted to share my experience, listening to Theresa speak tonight.
    We have become callous to decency. The room was filled with people who celebrate Teresa. Teresa continued to say she is a sweet girl. But the question not asked, Teresa, would you want your daughters to flip tables and use aggressive,cursing language.
    She was physically aggressive to Andy and the table flipping was not the act of a sweet girl. TG said what you see is what you get. This is a major contradiction. A sweet girl does not behave this way.
    TG is shapely,fashionable,tanned
    and attractive.
    Bad behavior has its rewards.
    This is a sad commentary for our society.

    • Sparkles says:

      Welcome RosePower. I completely agree.

      I can’t understand how Teresa has fans. What is there to emulate? She is teaching a class on how to have it all — but she’s $11 million in debt and married to a low-life who was found guilty of forgery and DUI in the past year alone. She is teaching a class on how to deal with difficult people — but she flips tables, curses in front of her kids, and chased another woman at a country club. She and her husband reportedly didn’t file taxes for the three years but have the nerve to ask the government to wipe away $11 million in debt caused by conspicuous consumption.

      God help us if more people follow her lessons because society would fall apart.

      Anyway, tell us more about tonight! And where is WSL?

    • Kat says:

      Thank you for taking the time to post this.

    • Sparkles says:

      I’m trying again because my comment didn’t post…welcome RosePower. I completely agree.

      I am baffled that Teresa has fans. What is there to emulate? She is teaching a class on how to have it all — but she is $11 million in debt and married to a man who in the last year alone was found guilty of DUI and forgery. She is teaching how to handle difficult people — but she flips tables, curses in front of her kids, and chased another woman at a country club.

      The Giudices reportedly didn’t file taxes for three years but have the nerve to ask the government to wipe away $11 million in debt caused by their conspicuous consumption — and have been accused of hiding assets to boot.

      God help us if people do emulate Professor Giudice because if everyone acted like her society would fall apart.

      Anyway, tell us more about tonight. And where is WSL?

    • error404 says:

      hear hear!

      What you see is what you get: a lying, cheating hooligan. She should have called her 2nd book “Menace 2 Society”.

    • Waxdiva says:

      Was there some reason that you did not ask Tree that question?

    • boston02127 says:

      Attractive? Has she had work done?

      • error404 says:

        having seen everything from ‘Georgie Girl’ to ‘Dog Fight’ to ‘Precious’, not to mention countless episodes of ‘Ugly Betty’, I feel that I’m suppose to be insulted by your comment. To paraphrase Marty: “You’re not such a dog as you think” lol

    • klmh says:

      Enjoyed your post. Tx for commenting on the evening too.

    • Rabble Rouser says:

      Welcome aboard!

  51. boston02127 says:

    Jill’s tweet: Going to sleep…long day…I think I will be sore in AM from skating. I am such a baby. Going to LA for TCA end of week. So excited!

    I Googled TCA in LA
    Television Critics Association. I wonder why Blechface Jill would be going there?

  52. boston02127 says:

    Dina’s been tweeting about her new closet for two days. I love a nice closet but 2 days of blah blah blah! Apparently she needs a life.

    • error404 says:

      Dina’s most resembles Miss Havisham from Great Expectations, waiting at home in her wedding dress covered in cob webs for a Tommy that will never show. She’s pathetic and should be pitied. Someday it will be reported that she died and no one noticed for 5 days, the body found partially eaten by mr wrinkles.

      • Zipit Zarin says:

        O.M.G. R.O.F.L.M.A.O. !

      • Kat says:

        Poor poor Dina.

        • quincyil says:

          I think I am going to put a new light bulb in the light fixture of my closet as soon as my head stops spinning. Then I will share the wonderful experience with all of you here as I am sure you all are extremely interested.
          I might vacuum the carpet in there too. Will report back..

          Q

  53. Sparkles says:

    For some reason my comments won’t post. 😦

  54. Sparkles says:

    Thanks, Boston. I guess it was a fluke. I tried to reply to Rose Power (to agree) and then I vented about the irony of Teresa — $11 million in debt, up to her eyeballs in legal problems, and with an anger management issue — supposedly teaching people how to be successful and deal with difficult people.

    It really bugs me that the Giudices allegedly failed to file tax returns for three years but now have the nerve to ask the government to wipe clean the $11 million in debt that they racked up through conspicuous consumption. Oh, while allegedly hiding assets, to boot.

    How is she a role model? Yet she has fans who love love love her.

    • boston02127 says:

      I’m guessing there are two kind of people who would go see Teresa. Fans who are young (no bills, etc). Second would be people that want to more or less study her type of person. Maybe three types of people. The third type are people that go to laugh and make fun of her.

  55. Sparkles says:

    P.S. I’m hoping that Rose Power can tell us more. And awaiting a report from WSL too!

  56. lillybee says:

    OK. reality show junkies, can any of you explain this to me as if I were 5? I know the Kardasian sisters are related to the attorney, friend of OJ. But why are they famous? What are they doing on my TV? What is the Bruce Jenner connection?

    • Sparkles says:

      It’s sad that I know this, but the Kardashian girls’ father was one of OJ’s attorneys, Robert Kardashian. (He’s now deceased.)The Kardaishians divorced after the OJ trial and the mother married Bruce Jenner.

      Kim Kardashian became famous when a sex tape of her with a rapper Ray J “leaked.”

      As to why they are on TV — there is no good answer for that one.

      • Adgirl says:

        And Paris Hilton….. Kim K was a buddy and became famous eventually for being seen w/ Paris. You know, the other untalented celebrity.

        I think Kim’s rear end became famous before her face did.

      • TLM says:

        Robert Kardashian and Kris Jenner began divorce proceedings in 1989, five years before the Brown-Goldman murders. She married Bruce Jenner in 1991.

        • Dawn says:

          And, according to WSL, the Kardashian girls are role models for Teresa’s girsl. She hopes they grow up to be like them. Famous for nothing. At least Teresa is consistent in her goals as she is also famous for absolutely nothing.

      • twoile says:

        @lillybThe Mom is a genius at mkt’g & a bit like a pimp 2 b able 2 launch 3(oldest) talentless dtrs on the stage of celebrity….fame 4 T&A only developed into a brand etc. The younger 2 dtrs Jenners r stunning in a classically desirable way ie slim, tall lanky & beautiful model types & working as same, IMHO they will go much further b/c they actually have something to sell.

  57. kotagirl29 says:

    Yesterday some of us were talking about Andy and whether or not he sincerely likes Bethenny or if he just another Bravo produced fame-whore? I can’t remember who, but someone mentioned that he got his start as an actor. So I decided to research him a bit to see what he had acted in. One of the first sites I looked at was Wikipedia. I know not always reliable, but I noticed when they were discussing shows that Andy was involved with they had a big list of shows like all the HW’s, Top Chef, etc. Well under THAT list was a list of “unscripted” reality shows. What’s that all about?

  58. kotagirl29 says:

    Also they didn’t list anything he had acted in they only listed shows he has produced or whatever the hell it is that he does.
    Does anyone know what (if anything) he acted in?

    • boston02127 says:

      I remember when Sarah Jessica Parker was on WWHL they showed a clip of him in one of her shows. I’m not sure if it was Sex In The City thou. It wasn’t much of a clip either. Lol, I’m a barrel of help huh.

      • kotagirl29 says:

        Now that you say that I remember that episode as well and he was like the “token” gay guy in the club or something for like 2.2 seconds and then I think the other was the “token” gay shoe salesman. Not 100% on the second one, but I don’t think either one could be considered acting.

      • error404 says:

        he had minor, like 1 or 2 lines, rolls on 3 or 3 episodes of Sex and the City. I could not get a sense though from the time SJP was on WWHL if he was on the show because they were friends, or they were friends because he was on the show.

        • Zipit Zarin says:

          My guess is he was on the show because they were friends. The other way around would mean SJP notices underlings. LOL

  59. icantstandthetoxicity says:

    Rob Shuter was the moderator for Teresa at the Learning Annex. I would love to know which ‘Housewife’ said there were hecklers in the audience.

    NaughtyNiceRob @Teresa_Giudice rock the Learning Annex! Another Housewife said hecklers were in the crowd & made her nervous! Not true & Not nice.

  60. WSL says:

    Who will b around in 30min ?

  61. Zipit Zarin says:

    Quincy! Glad you are on the mend!! Geez woman, you gave me a fright and I’m sure yourself too. I’m still praying for your complete recovery and cut that out!

    • quincyil says:

      Who walks on a sloped cement driveway with shoes on 4 inches of snow? I must have had a screw loose.

  62. Zipit Zarin says:

    I read the comments on the popeater site about LuMann’s daughter using the N word. It seems the younger generation uses that word with impunity, having none of the connotation it does with the older generation. That was enlightening to say the least. I’m not saying it’s ok to use…but read the comments. It’s a world I had no idea of.

  63. Zipit Zarin says:

    This will keep your eyelids fluttering whilst we wait for WSL. Shock therapy. Bzzzzzzt
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1345952/Arizona-shootings-How-Americas-elite-hijacked-massacre-revenge-Sarah-Palin.html

    Don’t hate me because I am beautiful. lol

    • Kat says:

      That was interesting.

    • Adgirl says:

      Untreated mental illness is a very serious problem in this country. In my city there are scores of street people pushing carts full of garbage (their belongings) while muttering to themselves. Shameful.

      • Zipit Zarin says:

        I blame the liberal feel good wankers who said the mentally ill have the right to not be locked up. Nevermind it’s where they get meds, food and therapy. Now, they are homeless. And violent sometimes. Many times. Shoving people into trains n chit like that cuz they heard voices telling them to.

        • Zipit Zarin says:

          It all started with One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.

          • Kat says:

            Great movie!
            I think I’m liberal but I’m not a wanker. 8)

            • Zipit Zarin says:

              Whew! 😀

              • Kat says:

                LOL I think the word “wanker” is funny as heck. Just don’t call me that cuz then we would have to get drunk and laugh about it.

            • Zipit Zarin says:

              And yes, a great movie about abuses in mental hospitals. I think it was the catalyst to shoving all the homeless out on the streets. Yes, Nurse Ratchet isn’t abusing them but they aren’t being treated either.

              • Kat says:

                Many people could be helped but need a structured place to start. I am speaking of the severly ill. Some require long term care. We offer little.

                Hopefully the pendulum will swing back.

        • lillybee says:

          In California, that started with Reagan. He said that they would be better off in community facilities. But guess what those facilities never happened.

          • Zipit Zarin says:

            Reagan was right, they would be. Who prevented those facilities from coming to pass? I don’t know, I’m asking.

      • Kat says:

        Medication and treatment may have prevented this.

        We had a kid with an assualt rifle at the Westroads Mall in Omaha inside Von Maur (sp). He slaughtered and wounded many. I don’t recall if he took his own life but he did die there.
        This was a couple of years ago. Tragic. I’m sure the young man was mentally hill.

        • Kat says:

          ill not hill. rats!

        • lillybee says:

          We had a man here who tried to kill himself by hammering a knife into his chest. We have no mental health anything in my county. So the wound was treated and after 2 days in jail he was released.
          A month later he beat his son with a baseball bat in the head. The child is still comatose.

          • Zipit Zarin says:

            There a a gazillion stories like that.

            • Zipit Zarin says:

              The point of the whole thread I started here is that it wasn’t “right wing hate speech” that caused the shooting in Arizona that so many left wing pundits tried to pin on Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Rush, etc. Doing that is exactly what they are railing against…i.e. pouring fuel on a fire and hope it ignites.

              There endeth the sermon.

          • Kat says:

            The knife hammered into the chest is gruesome.

            CPS was called on a woman here and nothing came of it. On a second call they found the 9 yr old dead in the bathtub. The mother was crazed looking and unkempt, obviously ill.

            Too many forgotten people.

  64. Sparkles says:

    Random thoughts while waiting for WSL’s report: …”bloop bloop bloop” is not that clever…Kim Z. is actually pretty when she doesn’t have a ton of make-up and wig hair all over her face…Phaedra says Apollo was innocent so why does she also say that she believes in his redemption?…I heard Camille didn’t show up for the Wendy Williams show today and wonder why…

    • Zipit Zarin says:

      I would watch the Atlanta Housewives but I’m afraid of the collateral dain bramidge I’d get.

  65. TLM says:

    Two comments on the Gulp n’ Gawk party:

    1. Kim told Phaedra she was a Registered Nurse. Since I thought she only ever had an LPN, this news surprised me. An RN and an LPN are very different. The certificate she showed Phaedra said she had an LPN. I’m surprised Phaedra didn’t call her on that. I guess maybe a woman who couldn’t care less about what week of pregnancy she was in doesn’t bother with details about nurses either.

    2. Phaedra told a story of how she & Apollo were friends before he ever went to prison, and that he called her when he got out. I had also read somewhere that they met in college. Leaving aside the question, why didn’t he call her earlier if he had a bad lawyer when he got arrested, what the hell was that story Phaedra told on WWHL that she met Apollo on a highway where he beeped his horn and motioned to her to pull over? Did they meet in college, or on a highway in traffic? Why the F do I even care???

    I honestly find that I’m more interested in the storylines of Jerseylicious and Tabatha than RH. Atlanta bores the living daylights out of me anymore, and BH isn’t much better. I’m so sick of Camille that I’m not even interested in watching her marriage fall apart on the show, and that’s pretty damned bad since I’ve been wanting to see this woman get her comeuppance like you wouldn’t believe. I think part of the problem is that I saw the teaser ad for this episode. Camille says she’s devastated, but her face looks the same as in every other episode. Camille happy, Camille elated, Camille infuriated and Camille devastated all look pretty much the same. I think I’ve just had my fill of her generally, and of ATL and BH.

    • Sparkles says:

      I don’t understand the Phaedra/Apollo timeline either. They are 7 years apart, they are 4 years apart, they met on a highway, they met in college, whatever.

      Also, it was funny how he described his job on WWHL. Something like “turnkey corporate turnkey assets relocation.” I think he is a corporate mover (nothing wrong with that) and Phaedra gave him some fancy language to describe it. Yeah, because we all would believe that he has a big corporate job a year after getting out of jail.

      Actually Apollo doesn’t really bother me. He’s done his time (some would say he’s still doing time) so deserves a second chance. But the lies are a bit much.

    • Zipit Zarin says:

      LOL Gulp and Gawk. Spot on!

    • Kat says:

      Botox must be someting akin to having a keyboard for a face when trying to convey emotion.

    • MSU Chicago says:

      1) I would venture to say that Phaedra doesn’t know the difference between an LPN and RN. She may be an attorney, but she isn’t very bright. Kim probably doesn’t either. Kim should have said that she was a nurse. I have some friends that are registered nurses. When they are asked about their occupation, they say ER nurse, etc. Nothing about registered, just that they are a nurse.

      2) Phaedra cannot keep a story straight. I would love to watch her try to argue a case in court. She is the queen of bad double talk.

      At least ATL and BH are almost over. I am over them as well, just watching the episodes as fillers until the reunions. I don’t know why I am so stoked for the reunions. Maybe I am hoping that Andy will surprise us? Or, maybe because that means NY will be starting soon? That is still my original, as I was never a big fan of OC.

    • error404 says:

      Phaedra’s parents are church folk. That’s all you need to know.

      Here, let me explain:

      Because she is godly, Phaedra is in a position to criticize everyone else on the planet. Someone tell P she’s a nurse, but P knows better, she knows that that person is in fact a whore. P knows everything and is better than everyone. She is “christian”.

      Because she is godly, P forgives every sin that she or her family does. Yes, she has pre-marital unprotected sex, but God forgives and anyone who points out that she had pre-marital unprotected sex is a sinner. Yes, her husband is a thief. But God forgives and anyone who points out that he is a thief is a sinner.

  66. Zipit Zarin says:

    It’s after midnight WSL. My carriage is turning into a pumpkin.

  67. WSL says:

    Ok, I wish I had more excitement to report ! An ugly, small basement room at the Hilton Hotel welcomed Tree.
    Tree was on time. Wore a black one shoulder ,spandex, very short dress;similar to the white one kyle’s teen daughter wore at the white party & was told to pull down. Her figure was beautiful. Her arms had a slight muscle & were to die for. It was 30degrees outside but she wore no stockings. Her skin was a little better than orange. Her shoes were satin 5″ w/bows & an open toe on a 1″ platform. TLD would approve. She sat on a tall stool and fidgeted w/ her feet the entire time.
    Rob Shuter has crossed eyes that are 10xs more crossed than Andys’. They sat side by side on a platform 5″ off the floor. There was no surprise guest. Tree announced that she was not paid for the event & drove in from NJ at her own expense.
    There were 8 rows w/12 seats across. I was near the front. The audience was mostly 20+ year olds who want to be successful,maybe b a reality star & write a book. The crowd love, love, loves Tree. Not one question from the attendees even hinted at anything negative. There were no questions about the bankruptcy.
    For the 1st hour+ Rob asked
    questions. Tree works hard to build fans through twitter and Facebook. She has never returned a negative tweet with a negative response. She said u should not b a reality star if u have thin skin. Tree said Tore Spelling thanks the negative hecklers & says they grow her fan base. She loves the Kardashians and wants her girls to grow up like them. Many questions were about next season & could not be answered. She did say Dina was getting her own cooking show. Tree said she did nor regret anything that has happened and can walk around with her head up high. She was asked how do u get all girls & she said by having sex every day which is what Jo requires. She said she is done but Jo is not.
    She volunteered that they still have their beach house and that the big house is not in fore closure.
    She only tilts her head in pictures. She mentioned that Jill called her last night to wish her luck at the Annex evening & they talked for 1/2 hour.
    Rob pointed out she came across as a ditz & asked if she really is or was she acting. She reaffirmed her opening statements that She was herself on the show and just like she is tonight.

    • Sparkles says:

      Wow, thanks for the report, WSL.
      I guess she didn’t get paid because they didn’t make enough money on tickets. Even the “surprise guest” ruse didn’t work.
      So glad they still have the beach house. Wouldn’t want them to suffer in only one McMansion just because they don’t pay their bills.

    • Sounds like it was a very boring evening.
      Was anyone allowed any questions? Interesting that she mentioned her houses…wonder why she volunteered that information?
      She wasn’t paid for the event? She either got a take of the ticket sales or she sold her books after her talk.
      Thanks for going and thanks for the report!

    • Zipit Zarin says:

      Thanx for taking one for the team WSL. I would rather hear the tape of what she and Foghorn supposedly talked about for a half hour than endure Rob’s crossed eyes. Egads, what a sad affair. Again, sorry you had to endure it.

    • Kat says:

      What a superficial wench. Sounds like a lovefest. I feel sick.

    • California35 says:

      Thanks for the recap WSL!!! Many of us were thinking about you, and wondering how it all went.

      Did she have like a speech all the way until the spot for the questions, or was it all interactive?

      Of course Jill called her, they are in the same circle 😛

    • Kat says:

      I think Teresa lied about never making negative tweets to fans. But I don’t want to look for poof right now.

      • Need a Hobby says:

        I remember T once went on a twitter rampage when some questioned/criticized her negative comments about Bethenny. Even Dina was like whoa, what’s that about? & said she didn’t have a problem with B. T did a lot of deleting of her tweets that day as I recall.

        T apparently still carries a grudge from when B blogged for E! during NJ Season 1 and kinda maybe might have suggested that T was a moron. Actually it was more than a suggestion. T apparently saved the relevant parts of B’s blog and during her online table flipping pulled them out and twitlongered them. Just in case people missed B’s remarks the first time.

        Funny, T really gets PO’ed when people suggest she’s less than an intellectual giant (well ok, stupid) and brags about her “edjacation,” but she has no problem playing dumb when it comes to bankruptcy, signing legal documents, etc. Then she’s just a dummy who signs anything put in front of her & don’t know nuttin.

      • Rabble Rouser says:

        No, Tree doesn’t use write negative tweets(?)- that’s what her blog is for…remember the F*** HATERS installment.

        • Kat says:

          Yeah that was great fun for her wasn’t it?

          She has made nasty tweets but as Need A Hobby pointed out she erases them. Someone has a screen grab or some record of her tweets. She is dishonest as it suits her.

    • LilyLynn says:

      Ewwww – again she goes on with the Joe “requires” sex every day. These were her gems on how to be successful? Grow your girls into Kardashians? Can’t believe people would pay $20, let along $50 to listen to this. Thank you WSL for taking one for the team as they say 🙂

    • klmh says:

      Thanks for checking it out. I loved your description of her clothes, but was there any jewelry?

    • TLM says:

      Does anyone else think it’s weird that Dina’s getting a cooking show when they haven’t once showed her cooking, and Teresa supposedly has a bestselling cookbook but no cooking show even in development??

  68. lillybee says:

    Dina gets a cooking show. Wow, I didn’t know she could cook.

  69. MSU Chicago says:

    She probably didn’t get paid because she didn’t sell enough tickets. Or maybe she pubicly stated that she didn’t get paid because she is planning not to report what was made on her taxes next year. You cannot teach an old dog new tricks. And a dog she is.

    • California35 says:

      Bingo!!! Lol she has to put up a front as if she is not making money, but funny how she still can’t stop herself from bragging that she still has both houses.

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      Doubting the Learning Annex would pay her in CASH….what a moron! As for the beach house – isn’t that already gone?? She may still be living in the mansion but she isn’t paying for it – in my world that makes it kind of hard to call it their house! Hope you are having a pleasant day WSL – it had to be hard to breathe the same air as the gorilla.

  70. NikkyT31 says:

    Great Blog Lynn.

  71. Zipit Zarin says:

    Nitol

  72. Adgirl says:

    Thanks WSL! I arose from my sick bed periodically (root canal) to check here on your outing (and to sneak in some comments). IHJZ I can’t quit you!

    I’m so glad you attended for us so we would not be left wondering how it all went. For some reason I thought you might be sending us updates from the powder room, ala Thanksgiving. LOL.

    Sometimes I forget that these women are real people. I know that sounds ignorant but I have an unreal extra huge vision of them via TV so that I can’t imagine them as actual humans. Your report reminded me that even though they maybe loathsome, the RH, even T, are real living people.

    I feel the need to review my snark about them. Oh. Maybe tomorow. Or the next day.

    • Kat says:

      Oh no you don’t! They signed up for snark. I’m sure it is in the contract Bravo made them sign. And TG says what you see is how she is… That is snark juice.

    • error404 says:

      actually, the fact that T is a “real person” is what enrages me! If she were a TV character, I’d laugh. But there was a lot to learn from her talk:

      1. When ever faced with an entire room of people who went out of their way to see you, immediate launch into vociferous complaints about what a personal effort it was for you to be there. Next time I’m volunteering at a soup kitchen, I think I’ll just randomly scream at one of the homeless “I paid for my own subway ride here, you know!”

      2. Should anyone ever ask me about how I got to be where I am, I’ll just respond with one bold faced lie after another. I won’t worry if they are obvious lies, or even things that can be easily disproven. People are really really stupid, and I’m so charming I can win over anyone. Next time I’m on an interview, should the person point out a lie on my resume, I’ll just scream “Hater! You’re just jealous of me!” at them, then flip the conference table over.

  73. Kat says:

    @WSL Are you still with us? I hope you are enjoying a stiff drink and you are comfortable after what had to be an enervating experience.

  74. Need a Hobby says:

    Thanks for your report, WSL! Sounds like it was a snoozer.

  75. boston02127 says:

    Good morning.

    WSL–Thanks for the recap of last night. I can’t believe Teresa wants her girls to grow up to be like the Kardashians. The 3 useless Kardashian sisters look like washed up sluts & act that way too. (Nice choice for your kids Teresa)

    It’s funny Rob Shuter was there with her & that Jill called. Leave it to Rob Shuter to pal up to Jill & Teresa. If he writes a blog column about last night it will be the first time he has any first hand news.

    • error404 says:

      I only saw like 5 minutes of season 1, but even I know T is an out of control stage mom. It’s nice that “Momma Rose” has her own show and is a star now, but wishing your kids had every private moment of their lives displayed on the covers of supermarket trash mags is some sort of child abuse IMO.

  76. WSL says:

    Good Mo nin !
    I had a nightmare last night ! I dreamed I was at NJ zoo and the apes and gorillas broke out of their cages and scared all the visitors w/in an inch of their lives. Women & and children cried out in fear. One particularly short ape flipped a table in the dining area and frightened all the innocent children to tears.The short ape jumped up & down ; frightened women threw hair ornaments & jewlery at her. The ape stopped & put the items on and jumped up and down w/glee & scratched her but & smiled. The zoo keepers finally filled the cages w/bananas & the harry,scary apes & gorillas ran back into their cages and were so excited they ate the peels too. It seemed the caged animals really liked being caged and displayed after all. The zoo got so much press attention that the zoo attendance tripled after more secure locks were installed. The zoo got a book contract. All the apes were on Good morning America and wore hair ornaments. The apes were all cleaned up and bathed. There became a national following of the apes.
    The moral of the story is
    Sneak out,scare the hell out of children,get hair ornaments, get more bananas,live in a large cage,write a book,go on the Today Show,start a fan club and more people will visit the zoo !
    I woke up in a cold sweat ! I turned on my favorite channel and calmed down by watching the BHHW,
    Now that’s a lifestyle to dream about ! None of them would ever visit a NJ zoo !

  77. My impression is that Peter asked Cynthia to marry him – and gave her an ultimatum about the timeline – because he knew the restaurant was going under and thought once they were married, he would not have to repay the money she invested in his business.

    Or maybe I’m just entirely too cynical.

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