I Hate Jill Zarin Watch What Happens Live Air Date Feb 10, 2011 And More Housewives News
Andy Cohen hosted Jimmy Fallon on Thursday’s episode of Watch What Happens Live. Does anyone else think they should just go ahead and re-name this show “The Andy Cohen Show”? That’s what it is after all.
This is the kind of thing I enjoy seeing on Watch What Happens Live, this was a fun show full of interesting information!
Jimmy Fallon is hysterical and he was clearly under pressure to be funny on the show, you could see a bit of the panic and the “trying too hard” but I think he did a great job overall.
Fallon was a guest judge on a recent episode of Top Chef All Stars and gave us a lot of backstage information that I had always been curious about. The meal that we watched his family enjoy to celebrate his birthday, prepared by the contestants of Top Chef actually began at 9:00am, and the meal took hours to film. The Top Chef producers gave some of Jimmy’s family members some lines to say for the cameras and Jimmy explained how they botched their lines and was really funny describing his mom getting it all wrong.
Jimmy told us that Judges Table took just over an hour to film, a bit less than the sometimes exaggerated reports we get from Chef Tom Colicchio or Padma who claim they slave for hours at Judges Table discussing the dishes they’ve eaten. Fallon also explained that the Top Chef kitchens and Judges Table are in an undisclosed secret location, a former warehouse, in a not-so-great part of New York City.
Fallon was asked to impersonate his favorite housewife and he seemed to have a bit of a brain freeze and was hesitating but finally mentioned Jill Zarin and did a quick few words that sounded nothing like Jill. It was not a flattering portrayal yet, of course Jill knows that her name being out there under any circumstances is a good thing, so she tweeted this:
@Bravoandy and @Jimmyfallon talked about me tonight on Watch What Happens. I think I died and went to heaven. When will I meet you Jimmy?
OMG Jill, calm down, it wasn’t anything to get so excited about, trust me! I wouldn’t describe it as “talking about you” by any stretch of the imagination. Obviously Zarin wants to get on Jimmy’s show, Don’t do it Jimmy!
In typical WWHL fashion, the game of the show was absolutely idiotic as Fallon was attempting to predict what Beverly Hills Housewife Lisa Vanderpump would respond to specific questions. Fallon admitted that he did not know Lisa and it was obvious he was just trying to make his answers funny and made no attempt to guess what she would say, unfortunately Fallon failed to be funny in this bit. This has to be the low point of an otherwise pretty good show.
It was clear that Jimmy Fallon actually did watch previous seasons of Top Chef and was a fan of some of these All Stars. He showed real compassion and admiration for the Chef that he had to send home while guest judging on the show, Fabio was clearly a fan of Fallon’s as well.
Fallon actually described the first time he saw the chef’s all parade into his studio and it was obvious that Fallon was truly in awe of this group of chefs.
Andy Cohen’s top three things that he’s obsessed with this week:
1. The Top Chef contestants montage of clips of them acting pretty silly all blamed on Jimmy Fallon being the guest judge for the week. That was a cute group of clips.
2. In a preview from Sunday’s Atlanta Reunion, Andy showed NeNe Leakes and Phaedra Parks arguing about how long they’d known each other and whether or not they went to school together. It is a preview that we’ve already seen on Bravotv.com. Can we see something new Andy?
3. Andy used his third choice as a reason to re-play Jimmy Fallon’s performance of Kim Zolciak’s song “Tardy For The Party” as rocker Neil Young. Funny stuff but 6 weeks old.
With some fake prompting from Jimmy Fallon, Andy addressed the rumors regarding The Real Housewives of New York. Andy announced that The Real Housewives of New York premier delay was simply a timing issue. He explained that they just wrapped filming a few weeks ago and simply need more time to edit the footage. Whether you believe him or not, I appreciate that he did mention it.
Andy also cleared up the rumor that Heidi Montag would be the newest Beverly Hills Housewife. As Andy explained, Heidi did start the rumor by Tweeting that she was preparing to be the newest Bravo Housewife.
This is an old trick, announcing something that you *Hope* may happen trying to either force the hand to make it happen or put the idea in the producer’s head so that they consider it. In Heidi’s case it is pretty clear that Andy has absolutely no intention of putting her on his network. In fact I believe he said he would stick something in his eye before having Ms. Montag on his network. Heidi was Andy’s Jackhole of the week.
Here is Heidi’s Tweet:
@HeidiMontag: Watch out Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Here comes Heidi…http://bit.ly/RHBFHeidi
RadarOnLine reported the story that Heidi and her husband Spencer Pratt wanted to be on the show, jumping the gun and giving these two idiots any credibility in their reports. This couple clearly put the word out there that they were meeting with Bravo’s people simply in hopes that it would happen. I think Andy cleared up that rumor very well. Spare your eye Andy, we don’t want her on the show either!
This little stunt that Heidi pulled isn’t unique to morons like Montag, if you remember Teresa Giudice tried a similar stunt with Dancing With The Stars, she tweeted that she’s “Considering” doing the show and even asked fans which male professional dancer she should choose to pair up with. Luckily ABC didn’t bother with Teresa, especially since she clearly knows very little about the show. The one thing that we’ve heard over and over is that the celebrities don’t get to choose their professional dancing partner, the show’s coordinators chose the best partner for each celebrity. Teresa’s arrogance will most likely ensure that she’ll never grace ABC’s stage. Let’s hope!
But I digress…
Andy’s Mazel of the Week was a genius who contacted his local police department asking just how much marijuana you can have before being in trouble with the law. Seriously? Just how stupid is this guy? I weep for our education system. He got an answer, while sitting in jail for possession of marijuana.
And so ends another episode of Watch What Happens Live or as I’m going to being calling it, “The Andy Cohen Show”. After all the network has dumped the tag line, “Watch What Happens” anyway for the “By Bravo” ads.
Part One of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion airs on Bravo Sunday night at 10pm / 9pm Central Time. Enjoy! Check out the previews on Bravotv.com:
As many of you know, Kelly Killoren Bensimon changed her Twitter name from @Kikilet to @KKBensimon. Due to Kelly’s lack of brains, she abandoned her previous name @Kikilet allowing anyone to pick it up and run with it.
A Twitter friend of mine, Chris took over the name and has kept us all laughing ever since, some of her hysterical tweets:
@Kikilet: Ok ok shtawwwp. Jusht shtawwppp. Tweeeterrrrcracksssh *hic* Ive hadlil too mushta..drinksh…I thinksh…*buurp* Ewwwwhurrrllugh
@Kikilet: Woohoooot!!1 Thish partay ish ROCKIN!!! Jusht shang BadGirlsh on Karanokie. SHO. MUSH. FUN. But….whatsh a howlermunkey? Thatsh good righT?
@Kikilet: Tweeeterrrrzigzagssss I’m a skosh late 4 a fab soiree @ my deer frends @Kikilet: YvesStArmaniRalphTommyHillfiVersace’s luxe penthouse#plsbelieveme
@Kikilet: Woohoooo!!! Just completed an enema/colonblow cleanse. Now I’m less full of shit than I was 20 mins ago. Be healthful #Changeisgood
@Kikilet: I’m having my frontal lobe removed tomorrow in an effort to stay in character
@Kikilet: I miss you Max Max. No one ever said “You remind me to da Pink Panther” quite like you. Be my valentine. Don’t care that you poked Sonja.
@Kikilet: Back off Stinka. Hes the most famous photog in the history of the world and he picked me. How flattering is that?
@Kikilet: Ooof. That Zac Pozen dress is part of the ecosystem? Is that better?
@Kikilet TO @Bethenny: I’ve got to get this off my manly chest, I’ve always had a mad crush on you. That whole I’m up here/youre down here thing? I wiish
@Kikilet: Have you seen that geezer? i desreve every dime. Don’t hate me cuz I’m snart. Wear loveeee
@Kikilet: I’m gonna hafta change my propic. I’m not making Johan face : (
@Kikilet to @TaylorATweets: Your lips need a breast reduction. Or at the very least, a brar.
@Kikilet: In all honesty? Haiti is like, a big deal. Life is sooo short & life is like, not just about colorful dresses
@Kikilet: Tweeeterrrtokesss Ooof I was a tad off on $ that I razed to build wells in Hatey. Oh wellsies. LOL Was nvr very gd @ guzintas (2guzinta42x)
The misspellings are intentional. There are a whole lot more to see her complete list of tweets, go to:
On Tuesday we will see the final installment of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The dinner party from hell at Camille Grammer’s house. Four hours of filming was edited down to the 20 minutes or so that we’ve already seen, now they’re going to show us a bit more. I’m not expecting a whole lot, they’ve already shown the best parts, I’m sure. Here is one preview that Bravo is providing and it is interesting because that if we can assume it isn’t taken out of context, it also proves that Kyle lied at the reunion, take a look:
Kyle insisted that the naked photos of Camille that were shown in the limo after the dinner party were saved in emails on her cell phone. What we see in this clip is Faye pulling up the photos on HER cell phone and it is crystal clear that Kyle hadn’t seen them before.
I guess Taylor and Kyle would make a good pair, they both lie. I think that Lisa’s concerns about Taylor are warranted but maybe Lisa should worry about her friend Kyle as well. Dump them both Lisa, stick with Giggy, at least he doesn’t lie.
A few links for you:
My latest Profile of a Housewife features Kim Richards:
Portrait of a Housewife – Kim Richards @ http://look.ac/gCwWvW
My most recent Podcast including my interview with DC Housewife Cat Ommanney:
REALITY BUZZ with Lynn Hudson! Catching up with Cat Ommanney http://j.mp/hY1o3p More details about Bethenny too!
The latest from Real City Housewife: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – The Dinner From Hell Lost Footage: http://t.co/9HFeAjL
TVTime101 has their take on Real Old Housewife’s legal battle with Kim G of RHONJ:
Come back tomorrow for Quincy’s preview of The Real Housewives of New York – you won’t want to miss that!
Until Next Time…..