I Hate Jill Zarin The Real Housewives of New York Season Four

I Hate Jill Zarin  The Real Housewives Of New York  Season Four Episode Two

In our continuing story, I am pleased to present Episode Two of Season Four expertly written by Quincy IL.  As we wait for Bravo to air what they have filmed, edited and maybe even manipulated a little bit, Quincy provides us with her version of the activity.  Enjoy!  LynnNChicago

The Real Housewives of New York City Season Four Episode Two by Quincy, IL

Punch and Judy

A shiny, long, black limousine pulls in front of a Bed, Bath and Beyond somewhere in the Upper East Side of New York City.  The exact location of this store is a mystery to the public because Jill Zarin owns an apartment above it and no one is allowed to know the address. The limousine driver appears confused when Jill says, “Go to Manhattan and drive in circles until I say to stop.”  The driver follows Jill’s instructions and secretly calls the limousine company dispatcher.  She googles, “Jill Zarin,” and finds the 2.916 sites listing her address.

The secret Zarin Apartment building bellman loads the many pieces of the one of kind Louis Vuitton  steamer trunks on his carts with care as Jill Zarin watches over him like a hawk. Jill says, “These pieces of very expensive vintage luggage are sooooooooo expensive.”  The luggage is precious to Jill.  Jill went to 2,437 book signings in order to earn money enough to buy the set. They take the elevator to one of the floors (we are not allowed to know which one) and Jill moves quickly to the door of her beautiful apartment to greet Ginger Zarin, her baby with four legs and a personality disorder.  The maid opens the door and Jill is shocked.  Bobby quietly whispers, Jill, this is looks like a scene from your favorite TV show, “Hoarders.””  Boxes are everywhere.  They can barely squeeze down the mirror lined hallway that has been repainted in a color that Brad, Jill’s ex gay husband and designer, did not pick out.  Bobby asks the maid about the boxes.  She shrugs her shoulders.  The boxes have labels from many companies.  There are boxes from liquor companies.   There are boxes which have come from designer houses.  There is even a box containing Spam.  Bobby opens one box and there is a note: “Thank you, Jill Zarin, for tweeting us.”  Bobby and Jill look at each other and laugh. These boxes are the fruits of tweeting labors.  The maid and the bellman start to lug the boxes to the kitchen. Bobby lugs the designer boxes to Jill’s large walk in closet.  Jill immediately begins to tweet her thanks to the companies and designers for the gifts. Jill snaps photos with her phone and tweets them.  She is a very thoughtful.  Because of the thank you tweets, more boxes will arrive tomorrow morning.  This was a wonderful homecoming.

Sonja and Ramona are with members of a film crew who help promote their products at Ramona Upper East Side Apartment.  Ramona has her new collection from her husband’s religious jewelry business on the table with the expensive table setting and white flowers in a silver bowl.  The new collection has a theme which is totally non religious. There are “the not really gold plated crosses, the not really St. Christopher medals, the not really St. Patrick medals and the not really Star of David broaches.”   The doorman rings the apartment and he tells Ramona that Alex McCord would like to visit her.  Ramona does not like uninvited guests so she tells the doorman to send Alex up.  Sonja would like to discuss her fundraiser with Alex as they work for the same employer who expects them to interact during five months each year.  Sonja also enjoys sharing tidbits of her life with Alex as Alex is lives in Brooklyn and not in Manhattan.

Ramona does not appreciate uninvited guests so Ramona would like to give Alex one of the few pieces of her mind that she has left off camera. The members of the film crew begin to film. Ramona’s face gets red and her eyes widen when her blood pressure rises so that you can see the white sclera of her eyeballs. She wants to make sure that Alex knows her place and she intends to not share this discussion with a national audience. After three seasons, Ramona knows that the “Romanacoaster” will be discussed in the casual meeting of New York “friends” required by their employer at the end of each season so she is taking measures to keep this meeting with an uninvited guest off camera.  The last meeting with “the uninvited or disinvited Jill Zarin” on that tropical island did not look great on national TV.  In the fourth season of “The Real Housewives of New York City,” Ramona’s goal is to look “nice” on the show.  The members of the film crew remind Ramona that she is advertising herself and they need to film her interaction with Alex McCord.  The door bell rings, but Ramona is arguing with Judy the head of the film crew, so Sonja lets Alex into the hall greeting Alex with two air kisses.  New Yorkers do not kiss on the lips like people from Beverly Hills. Sonja then follows Alex into the living room. The cameras begin to film. Ramona demands that the filming stop and orders the camera crew not to film.  Judy, the producer, tries to calm Ramona. Suddenly and violently, Ramona punches Judy in the face with a right hook. Everyone is in shock.  The camera man continues filming. Sonja tries to get between Ramona and Judy. Ramona pushes Sonja on to the couch. Ramona continues screaming at Judy as she walks over to the table. Ramona flips the table over with one hand smashing all of the expensive dishes, expensive glassware and very reasonably priced non religious jewelry pieces on the very expensive granite tile floor.

Alex tells Ramona that she needs to get control of herself.  Ramona is sobbing now. The cameras are filming.   Ramona refuses to look into the camera. Ramona curls up on the corner of the couch and uses her right arm to push the cameras away from her face.  Alex brings Ramona a cool wet cloth for her flushed face.  Sonja sits down next to the sobbing Ramona and tells her that every thing is going to be alright.  Alex hugs Ramona.  The cameras keep filming. Ramona, Judy and the entire film crew go into the bedroom. The cameraman does not want to miss a bit of this drama.  Ramona is sobbing and blowing her nose. That camera catches ever moment. This is real drama. The employers will love it. Ramona calls Mario on her cell phone. Later that evening, Mario’s cell phone is used to call a secret doctor. The doctor returns the call quickly as he works for the same employer and has been expecting Mario’s call.

In Kelly’s apartment, we find Kelly tweeting into cyberspace. Kelly tweets the weather and about a dead pigeon on her balcony.  The apartment is dark and quiet as the children are with their nanny at their father’s apartment down stairs.  Kelly gets a DM from Jill Zarin, then and looks at “THAT blog.”  It seems there are people on “THAT blog” who do not believe that Kelly was a supermodel.  Kelly becomes frantic.  She tries to scan yellowed photos from her album into the computer, but she can not find the scanned photos  in the computer after the scan.  Kelly calls her assistant who places photos of Kelly from the 1980s on Kelly’s twitter to quash that rumor immediately. Kelly then goes back to tweeting about her wonderful life alone in New York City.  Kelly types, “I am so authentic.  I am a supermodel.   See, my photos prove this!” The people on the board of “THAT blog” are amazed.

To Be Continued….

Thank you Quincy..I can’t wait to see what happens next!

Until Next Time…

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132 Responses to I Hate Jill Zarin The Real Housewives of New York Season Four

  1. Brigid A. says:

    Good morning! Q, brilliant work. Jill’s boxes from liquor companies, designer houses and…. spam! LOL! Ramona punching the Bravo producer, Kelly scanning yellowed photos. I sincerely hope the NY housewives take some time to visit Lynn’s blog today. Weren’t there reports that Ramona did actually have an altercation with a Bravo employee during filming? Ramonacoaster probably amped up the drama to prove that they don’t need Bethenny and to keep her apple for next season.

    • quincyil says:

      Yes, in real life Ramona slapped a producer at her home while filming with Sonja and Alex. We are using what we know for the IHJZ version of RHNYC season four.

      • VincenzoNewYork says:

        @Q: I loved it! Too cute!!
        Thank you for entertaining us!

      • Brigid A. says:

        Andy is the ultimate tolerant boss. He’s amused by Teresa manhandling him at the NJ reunion, allows Ramona to slap a Bravo producer and follow up by announcing to fans that there is plenty of drama ahead. Wonder what’s in store with the Miami ladies.

        • quincyil says:

          Andy… is in our season four….

          “THAT” blog is the Greek Chorus.

          I am using every one of my soothsayer skills. rotfl….

          • nathania says:

            Quincy,

            I think you did a great job with Jill and I would love to read some similar blogs about Andy. I think you could really do well and it might make things a little clearer to people who are new to the shows to speculate on what makes Andy tick. I think you got Jill right on the money, that blog is as good as Lawson’s stuff.

            Andy is such a machiavellian conspirator behind the plots of these shows, behind who goes and stays, who gets trashed and who gets deified. And they or he certainly don’t care what the viewing public can discern about the reality of the cast…it’s like he has ‘pets’ that come hell or high water are staying in his armpit.

        • error404 says:

          ?

          So amused by T that he stalled her contract negotiations for months, hired her arch rival SIL as a cast-mate, and let gossip leak of violence at a family christening?

          Allowed a producer to be slapped during the filming of a season that was suddenly pulled from the line-up without warning or explaination, and let leak rumors that it’s too dull for tv?

          I’m not fooled by the nice-guy act. If “dinner party form hell, part II” proved anything to me, it’s that Andy will do anything to make a fool out of a cast member who disses him. If Allison was a victim of editing, it was certainly a repeat crime! lol

          • quincyil says:

            Andy created the show and he tweeks it. He is in the production meetings listening and suggesting. I think he is in charge of what they spend too. He got a huge promotion last fall.

          • OneMoreInBoston says:

            wow- Error404 pulls through again! I totally did not connect the dots like that. But you know what? I think you’re absolutely right.

            Although it appears that Andy does come across as a nice guy- he bides his time…

            • Sha2000 says:

              I realize editing can really change or create a storyline but it couldn’t make her appear to make a vulgar gesture with her hands, drop the f-bomb more than once, or suck on that stupid faux cig so obnoxiously; that was all her.

              • nathania says:

                I have just watched a couple snippets of interviews with her on youtube.

                The insanity is there, it is just much more subtle. She talks about her husband’s coping with her psychic abilities and says it’s hard for him but that he had a friend whose child went missing and she was able to locate the child so blah blah blah…you can see the arrogance and insanity seeping through although it’s much more downplayed when she is sober.

                My feeling is the true villain in this situation was Camille. She knew her friend has a drinking problem (when you have a personality change when you drink, and turn into an asshole, it’s a problem) yet she set Allison up to overdrink, and make a fool of herself at that part.

                I suppose she thinks she ‘owns’ Allison because they gave her her fame, but as the saying goes, with friends like that, who needs enemies.

                Also Camille probably played the victim to Allison behind the scenes. Just like Kyle did to Taylor. Those two are alot alike, setting other people up to do their dirty work.

                • Sha2000 says:

                  I agree. I also find it funny that they are friends, they both seem to have dominate personalities, it would be interesting to see how that relationship works. Who’s the alpha? C or A?

  2. knocknoc says:

    Thank you so much for the update…..and also love
    reading all the other news on “That blog”.

  3. Katie (aka kats2) says:

    Lynn – I just sent you a DM well a few of them, it was too long for just one.

  4. Adgirl says:

    Thanks Quincy! Bravo should have made the ladies wear the same clothes all throughout the filming. Then asked you to assist with editing unrelated clips together into a new storyline. We’d never know it was made up because it was better than the real thing.

    • quincyil says:

      I think members of the board will read this and realize that their ideas are actually a part of this drama.

  5. PJ says:

    Where do you people get off making fun of the fabulous super model Kelly!? It just makes my blood boil to see how you malign her.

    I remember as a kid growing up on the farm, sometimes we would get to go to town and, although I didn’t have any money, I would look at the magazines in the drug store. The one bright spot in my life would be seeing pictures of the beautiful vision Kelly on the cover of every magazine in the drug store. I asked the clerk who this beautiful vision was, and she told me that it was Kelly the international super model, the most famous and beautiful and authentic model in the world. She said Kelly even went to Columbia.

    I was a bit confused as living on the farm I had never heard of Columbia University. I had heard of the Columbia Clown and International Super Model School though, so I figured that Kelly had gone there. I mean our local beauty queen Miss Bacon had gone there. Miss Bacon got to lead the Pig Day Parade through town and was voted Miss Bacon for three years in a row. That remains an unbroken record to this very day. The Columbia Clown and International Super Model School has a whole semester on how important it is for a fabulous super model to constantly adjust her hair; so it only made sense to me that that must have been the Columbia the clerk was referring to. Kelly obviously got high marks that semester as she has mastered the art. I asked Miss Bacon if she and Kelly were class mates and she said she thought she kind of remembered Kelly but she just couldn’t be sure.

    Anyway being one of the little people whose life was just mundane and a bit sad, it gave me something to aspire to knowing Kelly was in the world. It made the world a bit brighter, it gave me hope.

    I looked up to Kelly as the fashion icon she was and is even now. As it was obvious that Kelly was a fashion icon no one had to tell me she was, though the drug store clerk did hint at that fact. I tried to emulate Kelly the fashion icon and super model trend setter. Of course Daddy got a bit irritated at me for chasing the chickens all over the place plucking out their feathers to make jewelry for myself. He said the chickens stopped laying eggs for months they were so frightened. But I mean feathers are high fashion, just ask Kelly. So what if those chickens didn’t like me plucking their feathers out, so what if my family didn’t have any breakfast for months. We all have to suffer for fashion and Kelly is a fashion icon and trend setter after all. I just know all the kids at school were jealous as could be when they saw me covered in chicken feathers. They were so jealous they wouldn’t even sit near me. But I knew that Kelly would have approved and that was enough for me.

    Daddy got even more irritated when I skinned the goat to make a vest for myself. I made a lovely vest that looked just like ones Kelly wears. I was such a vision in my feathers and goat skin vest. It warms my heart to think about it. But Daddy never did understand high fashion, like Kelly does. Who needs goat milk and cheese I had a Kelly inspired vest.

    The day I took Mommy’s lace table cloth and made myself a dress just like a dress Kelly wore, was really my proudest moment. I just knew that Mommy and Daddy would think I was a beautiful vision like Kelly when they saw me in the dress, which was just long enough to almost cover my underwear. I guess I caught Mommy and Daddy at a bad time though, they were eating chicken stew at the kitchen table when I came down stairs in my Kelly inspired dress. Daddy turned all red and chocked and couldn’t speak. Mommy grabbed her chest and passed out on the floor. I kind of miss Mommy. But I must have looked almost as fabulous as Kelly to cause that kind of reaction.

    Of course I could never be Kelly; she is just too beautiful and authentic for me to be able to be just like her. She is always so kind and giving to others. I mean she may have a bit of an irrational fear of gift bags and a sort of strange attachment to jelly beans and gummy bears and satchels of gold, but even someone as fabulous as Kelly has to have one tiny flaw.

    So please stop making fun of Kelly the fabulous trend setter, style icon, international super model, authentic, twitter genius, champion of all those forty something women who are bullied by their inferiors, graduate of Columbia. You are all just jealous of her because you don’t have it like she does. Who else besides the fabulous Kelly could make man shoulders, overly tanned leather looking skin, a bad boob job and running in traffic in NY City look good? Who else could turn a break down seen by millions on TV into a break through? Who else could inform Bethenny with such style and grace that she is not a chef but a cook?

    I could go on and on but I think you get the idea that I love Kelly and want you to start being nice to her and giving her what she so richly deserves. Thank you and goodbye.

    • Adgirl says:

      You had me at Columbia Clown and International Super Model School. LOL.

      Is that where they spend an entire semester teaching posture so your bubbies are thrust up and away from the rest of your body? That’s fabulous.

      • PJ says:

        That’s one of the advanced classes at CCISMS. Only the best of the best can pass that class. Others include how to always look like you haven’t combed your hair in weeks, that’s an advanced class too.

    • Kat says:

      Ya Kelly is the gift that keeps on giving. She gives generously of her time to tweet us, her adoring fans, bikini pics and drink recipes. She twatters words of wisdom. She is a well builder. She knows a cook from a chef. She makes wonderful videos.

      I luvs Kellamity. Yep.

    • Kat says:

      @PJ I’m certain Kukulet got her degree from Colombia.

      • Bananas! says:

        And she regularly undertakes continuing education credits. In a home snorting – oops, home study – course.

        BTW, Kellamity is now an expert on Haiti. Oh yes. She tweetingly lectured someone not to comment on Haiti because that person had never been there. Whereas Kelly flew down on the 15, spent a day grinning and doing beach bikini shots, and flew home on the 17th. So she’s been there for a day. She’s an expert. A charitable expert. In fact, she performed a miracle. She raised $2,850 but was able to turn it into $9,000 just by saying so.

        • Kat says:

          I hope she has the pics of her toils “building” wells.
          I bet she never met a shovel she couldn’t manure.

        • Kat says:

          Didn’t she just miss a flight to an impoverished country in Africa only to miraculously make a flight in the US to visit a (not blood- ?) diamond show?
          In Africa I thought she was going to “help” the children or dig a school. Or sumptin.

          Build a well, dig a school.

      • PJ says:

        Well of course she did. Who said she didn’t? Who would even doubt it!? It’s not for nothing that you get to be like Kelly, it takes a lot of work to be that fabulous. 😉

        • Kat says:

          I referred to the Republic. 8)

          • PJ says:

            LOL. Who am I to disagree?

            • Kat says:

              Why you’re PJ of course. Aren’t you?

              Nice to meet you.
              Hope you’re enjoying your Saturday.

              • PJ says:

                LOL. Yes Kat I’m amusing myself. My husband is not feeling well today, we had plans to do errands together. I actually love doing errands with my husband. But since he isn’t well I’ve been left to my own devices.

                My daughter, who at her age would rather die than do errands with her Mom, says I’m funny but have a bit too much time on my hands. I’m not sure exactly what she means by that, but since she said I was funny I take that as high praise. But I think it also means my daughter won’t be doing errands with me.

                It’s nice to meet you too Kat. I hope you are also enjoying your Saturday.

    • OneMoreInBoston says:

      PJ!

      You are a wonderful wonderful writer- I almost thought that Kelly was Jen Sales heroine for a second. But just a New York second.

      allegedly.

    • Kikilet says:

      Deer PJs,
      Honestly, I am soo incredibally flaturd that you took the time to post that amaaaz ode to me. (In french: edamame) Yes, I speek flewent french, egypt, methanese & manglish.
      About my edumation, I am soo proud to say I graduwated cum laude. Well ok, I made a Columbian cum loud but whatevs.
      Soo proud that I inspired your fashun cents. Was sorry to read about your mom but, gotta be honest, some dresses are to die for.
      I honestly want to thank oyu for your post for nothing is as impotent as the written wurd. You know, like in litrature.
      Always wear love&bronzr xoxo -Kikilet

      • PJ says:

        Kikilet!!!! It’s so overwhelming that you would take your valuable time to respond to a simple farm girl like me. I mean you are so up there and I am so down here. Your post is just as brilliant as I would expect from you.

        I just wanted to let you know that the Columbia Clown and International Super Model School is holding a day dedicated to the terrible social problem of the bullying of obnoxious forty something women by their social inferiors. They say this issue is especially bad when these women are forced to go on expensive vacations that most people in the world could never afford. Especially if they are forced to go with women who are not authentic, channel the devil, have knives on their tongues making it very difficult to kiss them, pretend to be chefs and dance all night to the tune of turtle time. They are also holding a seminar to help those with irrational fears of gift bags. Plus they are offering a program to help those with addiction problems to jelly beans and gummy bears. Finally they will council those who are just plain crazy and have proven this on national TV in front of millions of people. This is being done to honor their most distinguished graduate.

        We always thought that Miss Bacon, triple Pig Day crown winner, was the most distinguished graduate. I mean she was the most successful graduate that we were aware of. She went all the way to NY, well not to NYC but she did visit a relative in Wallkill for a weekend. No one else in our little town has ever gotten as far as the Big Apple. Then when she came home she got a job at the local discount store and in only twenty years managed to work her way up to head cashier. Dizzying success wouldn’t you say?

        But a funny thing happened I asked Miss Bacon, whose real name is Sue, about you being in her class at CCISMS, as the graduates call it. Well she seemed upset and I couldn’t figure out the reason. She’s normally a lot like you so kind and rational and with such an eloquent command of the English language. But this time she kind of brushed me off, mumbled at me and said she really couldn’t remember if you were there or not.

        I just couldn’t figure out her reaction and didn’t want to upset her by bringing it up again, so I called the Dean of admissions and asked if I could research the graduates in the school library. He had no problem with that since the school library is housed in a potting shed and doesn’t actually have any books except yearbooks of course, which are each are only two pages long. It seems they have no need of books since the ability to read is not an admissions requirement, who would have guessed. He said if I would dust the library, as no one had actually been inside in a good fifty years, I could research there as long as I wanted. You may allegedly remember that they don’t actually use text books at the Columbia Clown and International Super Model School. They use flash cards with pictures and no words and as they have only one set the professors have to share them.

        Anyway I digress, sorry. I told Sue, former Miss Bacon triple Pig Day crown winner, about my plans. Well she turned white in the face said she was sick and went immediately home. I felt terrible to witness someone getting sick like that. The next day I drove up to CCISMS to do my research and a strange and terrible thing had happened. The library had burned to the ground and every yearbook had been completely destroyed. Strangely Sue, Miss Bacon, former triple Pig Day crown winner, was at the school when I arrived. She always had such a love of that campus. That must be the reason she was laughing maniacally as she watched the library burn, she was in shock. It must have comforted her to be there where she spent her glory days since she was feeling so sick the previous day. I’m not sure how she got there ahead of me though.

        Anyway my point in all this is that I need to hear from you right away. I need your diploma to prove you graduated from the Columbia Clown and International Super Model School so you can be honored as their most distinguished graduate. Otherwise a great injustice will be done and the honor will go to the wrong person (Sue who is really starting to worry me). I just can’t let this happen as you so richly deserve this prestigious honor.

        Always wear love and bronzer dear Kikilet….have wiser words ever been spoken?

  6. Kat says:

    Finally, the violence I crave. “Judy, the producer, tries to calm Ramona. Suddenly and violently, Ramona punches Judy in the face with a right hook.”
    Ramona is an avid Ultimate Fighter fan.

    Quincy, I’m sure it was Jill and not Ginger who suffers miserably with a pesky personality disorder.

    • quincyil says:

      Ginger has one too. She is afraid of people. That is not a great thing for a dog who lives in NYC.

      This seems to be the direction the shows have gone over time. Nene and Kim Z started it with the choking incident. Teresa threw the table. Tamra from OC is going to throw a drink in Jeana’s face. If they postponed season four of NYC because RHBH and the conflict there was so popular, they have to find similar conflict in RHNYC and I don’t think they have it in their filming. Alex has said that they have a thousand small fights rather than one big one. The ladies of NYC are probably happy, but I don’t think their employer is right now.

      We are going to have anothe episode tomorrow. Since we are already at this high point, the IHJZ season four is going to have to get more and more outrageous.

  7. Kat says:

    @Bananas! Welcome to the blog. 8)

  8. TrillianAlice says:

    These housewives will be in a cage match next season. On the reunion they will have black eyes and broken bones and Bravo Andy will again ask, “So what plastic surgery have you had, come on tell us again.”

    Great job Quincy and PJ hilarious. I love this blog and everyone here.

    • Kat says:

      LOL @“So what plastic surgery have you had, come on tell us again.”

      Exactly what Andy would ask while ignoring the carnage.

  9. Adgirl says:

    I’ve trying to remember when the first Housewife fight was. Wasn’t it OC? Maybe Vicki and Jeanna over the Olive Garden house?

    Once BravoAndy saw everyone rushing to watch a real life argument on TV then he knew that would be the primary focus of the franchises. Booze it up and let rip each other up.

    BTW- Atlanta probably doesn’t get to go on fabulous trips because Andy knows this is not an “aspirational” version of RH. He knows we watch ATL anyway just to see Kim and NeNe go at it in strip mall restaurants and greyhound buses. No need to make them appear wealthy.

    • quincyil says:

      The into to Atalanta had some huge houses and I thought they were going to be fabulously wealthy. Even Kim had those wads of cash when she shopped.

      OC was supposed to be about designer clothes and expensive cars, but the real estate recession really hurt some of them.

      I did not watch OC until the first season of RHNYC was finished. Then I think I watched it out of order and I’m not sure I saw the very early shows at all.

      LOL.. Jill Zarin was my first Real Housewife. LOL.

    • Arsenic says:

      Who were the original OC women? Vicki, Jeanna, Laurie ??? The brunette who had 2 daughters. One daughter’s BF raised pitbulls?

      • Adgirl says:

        Tammy Knickerbocker was later. Her old goat exhusband died between seasons and left his adult daughters out of the will. Tammy is actually a decent person. She quit the show after he died to take care of her daughters. I think she realized it was unhealthy of them to be on TV.

        Original cast: Vicki, Kim, Jeanna, broke Laurie (as Vicki’s assistant), Jo & Slade.

    • Arsenic says:

      Jo and Tammy. Wikipedia is my friend.

    • OneMoreInBoston says:

      Olive Garden? Did someone say Olive Garden?

      hongry

    • twoile says:

      @A, ITA “back country” as defined by Phadra…..Andy can count on NeNe “bringing” it with her out of control nasty temper. imho.

  10. lillybee says:

    According to the Huffington Post, CNN has hired Camille to be on their red carpet show at the Oscars. How says being nasty doesn’t work?

    • OneMoreInBoston says:

      honestly- who is this girl sleeping with? So sorry- but it is NOT her talent or winning personality getting her all these gigs.

    • AZ Girl says:

      Perez Hilton broke this yesterday and I think Camille has a great agent. Her appearance on “#@!#% My Father Says” Thursday night was good. She is starting out stronger than Jillzy or any other HW with the exception of Bethenny.

    • California35 says:

      She is a bit hot right now, being on the HW and her public divorce. Both with a lot of drama.

    • BaaBee Loves Kitties says:

      I can never understand why people who have jobs & or lots of money “Ryan Seacrest” keep getting more jobs?
      Why don’t they give these gigs to people who actually need the work & money?
      So tired of seeing the same people getting jobs they don’t need.
      I would love for nobody’s as they call anyone not in the business to get a shot at their dreams & some well deserved money.
      Doesn’t matter how stupid or mean you are as long as you are hot I guess with BIG Boobs~

  11. Kat says:

    So 3 drunk posters walk into a blog bar.

  12. Sha2000 says:

    Just read a bit up thread, PJ you do have a talent for writing but I bet you have heard that before.

  13. quincyil says:

    I was researching season four and I found something that is going into our show! I laughed when I saw it because no one really noticed it on the board at the time. So often people bring link, but I never saw that one…

    It’s perfect for the storyline..also… It pays to think about past shows when you are thinking about what might happen in season four.

    • OneMoreInBoston says:

      ????

    • TrillianAlice says:

      Hopefully. this will be in tomorrows Season 4, Quincy. My curiousity is killing me.

      • OneMoreInBoston says:

        well- I’m just a troll….wandering in while the barn door is WIDE open and no one is paying attention…dum dee dum dee dum
        Quincy must be feeding the horsies.

        OR maybe…Quincy is Battleing the TROLLS! Quincy I’m a coming! Hold on Quincy!
        I’m making tinfoil hats right now- THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS UNTIL I CAN GET THERE!!!!

      • quincyil says:

        Not tomorrow.. that is already submitted. I will write it as part of the story for next weekend. I don’t know how we all missed it.

        Lynn has the link and we will put a photo up with the episode.

        My soothsayer skills are finally kicking in. I think I have most of their story lines for season 4. All of their parties, and their activities are recorded by the gossip press.

        I have the best hotels and from the photos of Morocco, I think I know where they went while there. I even found a company with camel rides. I read about the different cities and figured out the most likely place. They wanted it to be like Sex and the City 2.

        If people from Bravo do read this site, they are going to be shocked at how much you can glean from the net.

        • OneMoreInBoston says:

          I’m a little disappointed you don’t need my tinfoil hat.

          • quincyil says:

            The soothsayer skills require tapping. You have to be tin foil hat free for that. I will let you wear the suit of amor. I am trying to grow tentacles to increase me power to see the future or the past. LOL. I guess it’s the past so that should be a lot easier to discover. LOL.

            • OneMoreInBoston says:

              I actually thought you wrote “I am trying to grow testicles”. And I was going to write “no need – you have balls enough”. But then I re read…

              • TrillianAlice says:

                Thank you for the much needed laugh. Poor Quincy, I was imagining them growing from her head to protect her in case of a next bad fall.

                Please, Quincy, I am not making fun of your fall but I have had a crazy bad few days and my mind is going.

                • OneMoreInBoston says:

                  if she grows some testicles on her forehead she’ll be protected in the future.
                  Of course, she’s going to need some bangs. Really long bangs.

  14. Jeepers1941 says:

    OT: I woke up from my nap this afternoon just in time to see that it was Faye who Kim nudged off the sidewalk at the “dinner party from hell,” and yelled at Faye that she (Faye) started the whole thing. I thought someone said it was Taylor that Kim came in contact with. So why was Kyle pissed at Kim and sent her home in the limo by herself, awwwww. Bad girl….. Kim should take Kyle out back of the barn and kick her ass but good. And who the hell does that anyhow? Telling someone they have to ride by themself, because? Kyle is one sick chick, in need of some very intense counseling from a very good shrink. I like Kim, she has more class than Kyle, acts like a lady when in public and treats everyone nice. She has no hidden agendas towards anyone that I have seen. She is sharp as a tack when it comes to remembering who said what in conversations as well.
    I am very disappointed at Lisa thou. She should tell Kyle that if she continues to fall for the crap Taylor is feeding her, then she is on her own and back away from them both, IMO. As for Adrienne, she is smart to stay out of the fray, but she too needs tell the rest she is going to set some boundries with regards to Taylor and Kyle as well.
    And Andy Cohen is eating this crap up and laughing his ass off at all of them as he deposits $$$$ in his bank account. Makes him look good to the big wigs at NBC, the boy wonder I am sure.
    As for the husbands, Paul and Ken are the only 2 I can stand to watch, the other 2 have nothing to offer. Paul and Ken are both witty and can get in the mix with the best of them, IMO.
    OK, I ranted enough again, just got bored and need to vent………………….Jeepers

    • California35 says:

      I like your vent 😛

      I like Kim too. I noticed when she told Faye it was her fault, that was funny, but Faye didn’t seem amused. I agree about Lisa also, why doesn’t she talk to Kyle about Taylor. She did try, but seems like she let it go. Kyle acts like a teen and like she is not paying her any importance, so I guess I also understand why she doesn’t insists. I hope she does.

      I like Paul and Ken as well, the other two have not shown much. Maybe because they are more preoccupied with their business, so they need to keep a more private profile. Funny that the two are the two with the wives who are trying to get the most attention.

      • Jeepers1941 says:

        Never thought about the last part. but you are correct, they both think they are the be all end all. Kyle just make me ill watching her and Taylor is repulsive to look at as far as I am concerned. I have tried not to watch so many RH shows lately, but hell there isn’t much else on TV to draw my attention to.
        Now if they would put JZ in the ring with someone to kick her ass, I’d watch that……….LOL

  15. Jeepers1941 says:

    I think Lisa is affraid of Kyle to some extent. What I don’t understand is when she (Lisa) talked to Taylor about having a conversation with Kim, she should have asked Taylor to do this, and not to do it with the other women around them, not at a big gathering. But I think Taylor did that intentionaly anyhow. But 20/20 is another part of story, don’t we all wish we had that…lol

  16. lillybee says:

    Good night all.

  17. nathania says:

    These faux recaps are brilliant.

    I am blown away. Perfection! 🙂

  18. BaaBee Loves Kitties says:

    Good morning sweet peas~
    Going to read everything in a minute but I had to share this especially with Q who had a fall outside & thankfully is perfect again.
    I was trying to clean my bedroom of all the clothes me & my mama & a few people who I volunteer with at the VFW club have given me.
    All was going well until I realized that I could no longer see over the extra bed in that room that belonged to my hubby’s great grandparents..The kind with 4 posters.
    I am afraid to go to far next to the wall because being in KY we have something called brown recluse spiders which I never heard of in NYC for over 30 yrs.
    I finally made a path with all clothes folded & in piles. Those that fit, not a lot. The cute clothes that definitely don’t fit 😉 And a pile for most likely good will.
    I also have quite a few handbags no big revelation there right? Well one of them grabbed me by the ankle and threw me down & I took quite a tumble as boy george would say. I scratched my back & bruised myself on several places & my hubby gets the neosporin at my request that has built in pain killer now for burns & scrapes.
    He uses the tip of tube & scrapes it along the cut on my back instead of putting it on his finger & rubbing it in gently. Then puts on a bandage the size of a pinky nail for about a 6 inch scratch! Anyways, I said I thought you were a cubscout or something & was in the Coast Guard & took first aid? He says that was 30 years ago & he thought neosporin was for pimples! lol I just wanted to share my lasted fall & had to marvel how women seem to be born knowing how to gently help those who are hurting..
    Needless to say that bag that tripped me is out of this house now..
    I just hope you all have a great day I am glad I wasn’t hurt worse. 😦
    Have a beautiful day & thanks for listening. ;P

    • Sha2000 says:

      Glad it was the bag that grabbed you and not a brown recluse, neosporin would not have worked for a bite by one! I think that handbag was trying to stay : )

      • BaaBee Loves Kitties says:

        lol Sha~
        Maybe I should give it another chance~
        I know I have been here 10 yrs without having been bitten which I am told am very lucky..
        How are you doing today?

        • Sha2000 says:

          Good thanks for asking, enjoying my coffee & watching my Sunday political shows while I catch up here. I should be going thru my stuff too, in fact it was the first think I thought about today; no plan to cut down on the handbags even if they sit unused for years, I am happy with that addiction! We lived in TX for 12 years & there are brown recluse spiders there too, never saw one & I hope I didn’t jinx myself by saying that because I’m in FL
          & they have them here too. Hope you have a good day!

  19. okeydoekey says:

    I don’t know if this was mentioned but Teresa tweeted they were taking the girls to Disney. I feel bad for her kids but she should probably keep this to herself or just don’t go and pay people back instead. I just hope Joe’s parole officer let’s him leave the state!

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