I Hate Jill Zarin – Pregnant In Heels / Housewives News
Pregnant In Heels by Quincy IL
Rosie Pope’s two assistants, Hannah and LT, are changing the clothes on their pregnant mannequin again this week. Her gay male assistant requests permission to leave work early. He performs with another man they call themselves, “Kiki Twins.” They are laughing and playful. Rosie says he can leave work early.
The first mom that we meet is Tanya, a type A control freak who is a strategy consultant and has a toddler. She lives in Chelsea with Romit, her husband and her young daughter. Tanya hated the photos taken after the birth of her daughter and she wants Rosie’s help with makeup and hair right after the delivery. Tanya says that she is a shopper with expensive tastes. Her husband calls her a “White Tiger.” She is rare, exotic, and she has fangs behind her smile. Tanya wants help managing her marriage, social life, toddler, professional life and calendar. Rosie realized that Tanya needs an assistant. After discussing this with Rosie, Tanya requests a gay male assistant. Rosie understands as she has one for herself.
Rosie looks at the apartment and gives Tanya the mommy IQ test. This week the questions about taking care of a baby boy. Tonya doesn’t know if they want the baby circumcised. The care of the penis is discussed. When Rosie sees that Tanya has glasses in a bottom draw in the kitchen, she is surprised that the toddler does not touch the glasses. Rosie feels Tanya rules the house with an iron fist.
Rosie’s second couple has intimacy issues. Ali and her husband met in gemology school and they work together as jewelry designers. They have been together for 5 ½ years and Ali thinks she is young and hot unlike so many other mothers in NYC. Ali is one week away from delivery and she doesn’t want to be touched. Her husband, Adam, wants Rosie to find a way to force his wife to have sex. Rosie rolls her eyes. Their sex life was great until Ali was very pregnant. Ali’s pregnancy IQ test is on baby poop. Rosie brings a collection of soiled diapers. Ali had done her homework and she passes the poop questions. Rosie has them record themselves in the bedroom so that she can understand what the issues are.
The couple meets Rosie at the office of a sex therapist who asks embarrassing questions on camera and has a collection of dildos of all sizes and colors in a kit. She wants to show the couple how sex works at the end stages of pregnancy, but they are embarrassed to watch and discuss this on national TV.
The group looks at the DVD that the couple recorded in their bedroom. There is a television running and Ali is texting someone on her blackberry. Ali uses the pregnancy pillow to separate herself from her husband in bed. They decide to leave after the therapist asks Adam about masturbation. They are told to remove the TV set and blackberries from their bedroom. Rosie teaches us that the Prince Edward is the penis. She will have to find another way to help the couple with their intimacy problems.
Tanya wants a pre- baby bash and Rosie thinks Tanya needs an assistant to help her with her life so Tanya can concentrate on her two children when she is not working full time and on the board of a charity. Rosie’s assistant prepares a list of gay male assistant applicants. Rosie feels that the first applicant’s party concept is stupid. He has a circus/petting zoo theme. Another assistant seems to be a cross dresser who sings. Finally, we meet Dan who wears glasses and seems more normal than the other applicants who offer to help friends buy vibrators and sing the ABCs incorrectly. An assistant is not side kick according to Rosie. Dan is in for a rough ride. Dan is good with the toddler and helps put Tonya’s shoes on so he is hired. Dan has an extensive list from Tanya and Rosie. He is worried about completing all of the tasks.
Rosie gives her own husband, Darren, a plastic container and sends him to the other room to give a donation for her fertility workup. He doesn’t seem to like having this discussion on national TV, but he obeys.
Rosie meets with Adam for golf with a twist. Adam puts on a pregnancy suit and can’t hit his balls as far with the golf club. He then gets on the ground with his legs up and feels distress. Then he gets on all fours and he knows some of the issues that his wife has right now. Rosie is surprised that Adam is so traditional when he talks about the baby and his wife.
Dan, Tanya’s assistant is having trouble preparing for the party. He has candles, cake, balloons, flowers, invitations, and a boss, Tanya, who calls him constantly on the phone to ask him how things are going. Rosie helps with the venue and helps supervise Dan.
Tanya and Dan go to Rosie’s store to shop for a dress for the party. Rosie helps Dan and sends him off to complete the tasks for the party preparation. LT is a stylist and he has trouble with Tanya as she does not like his options. LT thinks Dan is going to have a hard time. She says she is going to go into labor trying to zip her dress so an LT rushes to her aid.
Rosie takes Ali shopping for sleepwear that is sexy when the mother is 9 months pregnant. She offers some items that are rejected immediately, but Ali does get a black silk pajamas. Ali does not appreciate the silly suggestions from Rosie.
Dan, the assistant, has set up the party and is waiting for Tanya, but he could not find entertainment in the time frame that he had. The cake is damaged and he does not know what to do. Rosie has someone buy frosting and she takes a pink tissue paper out of a box to make the care look gorgeous again. Rosie is shocked that Dan did not have time to find entertainment. Rosie’s Assistant, LT, and his partner and their band are dressed and within a short period of time and they appear on stage. The Kiki Twins are dressed alike. They sing and dance in sync. The Kiki Twins are a hit.
Rosie has a gift for Ali and Adam. Ali and Adam are taken to a hotel in SoHo for a babymoon, the last hurrah before a baby is born. The hotel has candles, flowers, and a great view. They eat strawberries with chocolate and there is ice cream and pickles. Adam gives Ali, a gift for their baby daughter, tiny diamond earrings. Ali loves them and can’t wait to pierce her daughter’s ears. There is also sexy lingerie there in a box. Adam feels that the night was great.
One week later, Rosie gets a call to come to Ali’s apartment. Ali is in labor and Rosie rides with them to the hospital. They worry about getting a cab for a woman about to deliver so Rosie hails the cab and then they tell the driver. Ali has painful contractions, but she breathes as she was taught to do and does not complain. New York has traffic congestion again, but they make it to the hospital in time. Rosie leaves them at the door.
Later, Rosie visits Ali, Adam and Olivia Giselle at their home. The family is perfect. Rosie says she hopes that they are over their intimacy problem and that Ali will be knocked up in no time.
Rosie visits Tanya in the hospital and she has delivered a boy, Melin. She is ready for her hair and makeup. Rosie brought a designer dress that can be used while nursing. The photo is taken and the family looks great. Dan continues to work for Tanya and she calls him every three hours.
Great Job Quincy, thanks for the recap! Lynn~
On Sunday the New York Housewives attended and presented at the TV Land Awards in New York. The show will air this upcoming Sunday but apparently sparks flew between Jill’s husband Bobby Zarin and Alex’s husband Simon VanKempen. On Sunday I reported on Simon’s Tweets about Jill’s antics on and off screen, he was really just responding to questions but Jill’s Not Haaaaapy and when Jill’s not happy, my guess is that Bobby’s life is a living hell. Not wanting to be alone in hell, Bobby went to the source of Jill’s grief, no not Jill herself, Bobby confronted Simon VanKempen. When asked if Jill has apologized to Alex for calling her a “F’ing bitch” Simon responded:
@SimonVanKempen: No but Bobby came up to me to discuss my tweets; what I said which was pretty heated needs to wait for the Reunion
Upcoming previews of The Real Housewives of New York make it pretty obvious that the newly divorced and oh so happy with her life now, Luann deLesseps attacks Alex McCord more than once this season, on at least three occasions we watch Luann rip into Alex in the short preview video. What happened to Ms. Manners? What has Alex done to deserve the wrath of Luann? Remember that Luann fancies herself a model, did some modeling in her younger days and now Alex has a modeling contract….could Luann be jealous?
Alex McCord, Model in a Cocktail Dress:
Luann is a beautiful woman, I won’t argue that point but as soon as she opens her mouth and the rudeness comes out, she becomes ugly. Then there’s the singing, there isn’t anything less attractive than Luann butchering notes in that recording studio last season, I can’t believe that she continues to sing after hearing herself.
Luann is passive-aggressive, we know this as she’s given us plenty of that most annoying behavior. Why is she focusing on attacking Alex? Is it just jealousy or is she back to defending the horrendous behavior of her on screen best friend Jill Zarin? We know Luann likes to insert herself into situations that are none of her business. She went after Alex, Ramona and Bethenny last season when they each had an issue with Jill, none of Luann’s business but she was sure to confront all three of them. Ms Manners doesn’t take her own advice.
A deleted scene from Episode One of The Real Housewives of New York:
Has Jill had plastic surgery? One surgeon says, “Yes!”
See Jill Zarin’s Dramatically Younger Look – Style & Beauty – UsMagazine.com http://bit.ly/g7Zj61
Here is a full view of the “look” of Jill in the pink dress at the TVLand Awards, Bobby forget about Simon and buy your wife a mirror, stat!
Too many jokes – Head will explode – Look away from the freak!
Jill Zarin does not care what kind of publicity she gets as long as people are talking about her. The WWHL poll incident of 2011 continues to generate articles but even better, it is inspiring media to create more polls just to see what the spread really is between Ramona and Jill. Even as Jill begs on Twitter for her fans (both of them) to vote for her, she can’t beat the likes of Ramona Singer. You could put a serial killer up against Jill Zarin and she’d still lose by a landslide. Jill Zarin, the gift that keeps on giving.
DC House husband Rich Amons hasn’t lost his sense of humor:
Just to make Jill’s head explode….
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Until Next Time…