The Real Housewives of Orange County/Watch What Happens Live
Vicki Gunvalson should have left the show before it jumped the shark! Make no mistakes, this show has lost all of its appeal. Seeing Jeana and Laurie on Watch What Happens actually reminds me of what it used to be. It continues to open with the line, “7 Million families live in gated communities”. What the hell does that have to do with this show? These women are not wealthy by the standards that the show originally started with. Vicki lives in Cota de Casa but she works her tail off to maintain the lifestyle. She’s not refined, she’s not worldly, she has no class, her talking head interviews bring her class level to a zero. She calls Jim Bellino a “smelly dork”, doesn’t know how to appreciate fine dining and is completely inappropriate with young men.
Vicki apparently needs to spank herself, she was surfing the web at work, a crime that I’m sure would result in a spanking for any one of her employees. Vicki learns on line that Simon was arrested and she immediately calls Tamra.
Tamra’s story is that Simon brought the dog back after walking it, he knocked on the door and his son answered the door. Simon walked in and threw the dog’s leash (with the dog still attached) at Tamra, it hit her in the arm. She called the police simply to file a report and didn’t want him arrested but the cops arrested him anyway. For the record, Simon denies throwing anything and says he simply brought the dog home to Tamra. It is interesting how the police were never called and there were no incidents before filming began. In the end there was no evidence that Simon did anything wrong and all charges were dropped.
I’m obviously not an advocate for men abusing women but I simply don’t believe Tamra’s story. Something or someone angered Simon enough to get him to throw the leash, there is no mark on Tamra’s arm and the lease was a little plastic thing. Was Tamra truly afraid for her safety? Or was she just angry at Simon? I have to guess that they had an argument and they were both angry resulting in Simon throwing the leash and Tamra calling police. They were both immature and irresponsible to act the way that they did in front of their children.
Eddie Judge, the big guy with the big muscles says that the dog leash was “heavy”. Really Eddie? It was plastic folks! Apparently Tamra can’t drive to the courthouse by herself, yet she’s a strong independent woman. Eddie drives her but then is asked to stay in the car, naturally there are no cameras in the courtroom but on screen as Tamra emerges unsuccessful we read, “Three Hours Later”. Tamra says she’s worried that Eddie is going to bail on this relationship because of all the divorce drama but its clear Eddie isn’t going anywhere as long as those cameras are rolling.
Jeana is right, if Tamra was successful in getting Simon indicted for assault he may have lost his job and his ability to support his children, it may have made it difficult for him to find other employment. Jeana is also right that Tamra loves drama and she knew that her naked sex scene with her new boyfriend would only take her so far in the season, if she doesn’t continue to create drama she’ll lose her place on the show.
Jeana meets with Tamra. Jeana tries to reason with the crazy woman. Jeana had a great point, Simon was gone there was no immediate danger, she admits she isn’t physically afraid of him yet she called the police. Tamra also admitted that just like Jeana said, it wasn’t Jeana who spoke to the press, Simon talked to the press and quoted Jeana. Besides that the press doesn’t always print the truth, we all know that. I have to agree with Jeana’s Facebook post that the tape on Tamra’s mouth should be permanent.
Tamra’s dramatics later at home with Eddie was more acting for the cameras even Eddie’s responses seemed rehearsed and staged. For those of you who miss All My Children, just watch Tamra and Eddie in that scene.
The always classless Vicki is sitting in a fine dining restaurant and suggests that Eddie must have had diarrhea because he leaves the table for so long when in fact he was just sick of hearing Tamra talk about her ex-husband. As soon as Eddie returns Tamra proceeds to talk about Simon again and Jeana Keough’s text message. Vicki is quick to jump on Jeana, the same one she turned to when the other ladies called Vicki out on her bullshit last season, including Tamra. Vicki has absolutely no loyalty to anyone.
For the record at hockey games they use a Zamboni and there is no way in hell they’d ever let Vicki DRIVE it, she may have been offered a chance to ride on it but never drive it. If any of you ever have the chance to ride on the Zamboni, I’d recommend you pass, it is cool for about 30-seconds then it is really boring, a little bit awkward and very cold!
Four of the housewives travel to San Antonio Texas, they shop, they drink, they take a walk, they eat, they drink, they ride a mechanical bull, they drink, they dance in a club that has live real bulls and they drink some more. Gretchen falls on her ass because her heels are too high.
Peggy was hanging on Alexis’ every word in a desperate attempt to try to find something to criticize Alexis about or be angry at her about. Peggy is offended that Alexis says Peggy has bigger lips, says that Alexis is eating more than she’s ever seen her eat, makes fun of Alexis riding a horse and the bull, Peggy said that Alexis was making everything into a competition. In fact it seems to be Peggy who is turning everything into a competition. Peggy also insinuated that Alexis could be tempted to cheat on her husband. Its official, Peggy is a bitch!
Gretchen asks the married ladies how they knew that their husband was the right guy. Peggy goes on to list money, money, money. Peggy wouldn’t have married her fantastic husband who she loves with all her heart if he had no money. Peggy says he not only has to have money, he has to have his own business, own his own home and have no roommates. I wonder how her wonderful husband feels about what his wife announced on national television.
Gretchen admits she didn’t invite Tamra or Vicki because she just wanted to have fun and no arguing. I have to agree with Gretchen, there is no doubt in my mind that had Vicki and Tamra joined the women in Texas there would have been fighting, drama and arguing. The Texas scenes were pretty boring, maybe next time she should invite the rest of the mean girls.
Watch What Happens Live
Guests, former Orange County Housewives, Laurie Peterson and Jeana Keough
Jeana and Laurie both need professional stylists, I wasn’t a fan of Jeana’s dress, along with the cross she was wearing it looked like she was attempting to come off as a nun.
Laurie needs some support for her girls so the tube top look isn’t working for her, even Andy thought she had a breast reduction because they were just sort of stuffed into that top and flattened.
Andy talked about Alexis’ comment about gay marriage. Alexis actually made three comments total, the one that was most offensive basically said that her religion doesn’t approve of Fernanda’s lifestyle or acknowledge her marriage. Later she said that Jesus wouldn’t be angry with her for dancing with Fernanda and that Fernanda would have to answer to God in Heaven because of her lifestyle.
Alexis called into the show and did a bit of double talking but in the end she did admit she was wrong and completely embarrassed about her comments. I have to give her credit for that, we’ve seen so many housewives trying to lie about what they said or what they meant, they will try to cover their tracks or backpeddle. Alexis did a bit of that but in the end she did the right thing in calling the show and owning up to her comments.
Tonight’s poll question: Whose side are you on? Tamra or Jeana?
Laurie told us that she thought Jeana should mind her own business and that she personally had the same problem with Jeana, I would have liked Andy to ask her to expand on that but Laurie’s comments were obviously upsetting to Jeana and it seemed awkward between the two women after that.
I used to like Laurie but I have to admit I wasn’t thrilled the way she threw Jeana under the bus, or that she said her life was still a fairytale when in fact we know from the internet reports that there is trouble in paradise with Laurie’s step daughter. Finally the shoes, ok fine if you have that much money to spend on shoes go for it but don’t pretend like you don’t want to reveal the price but then admit that they’re between $3,000 and $4,000.
The Poll results were 74% in favor of Tamra – obviously I’m in the 26%, I was really surprised that more people didn’t see through Tamra’s bad acting job.
Coming up Thursday on Watch What Happens Live Andy welcomes Gail King and next Sunday, Gretchen will perform live. I’m guessing they’ll add another guest to sit alongside Gretchen.
Andy showed a preview of tonight’s Real Housewives of New York, it wasn’t anything we hadn’t seen before, a portion of this scene was already released but it certainly makes you want to watch, doesn’t it? Remember it is a full 90 minutes to make sure to tune in 30-minutes early!
IHJZ/ The Celebrity Apprentice/Mob Wives May 15, 2011
The Celebrity Apprentice by Quincy IL
Three previous winners of “The Celebrity Apprentice”: Joan Rivers. Brent Michaels and Pierce Morgan will interview the four candidates and two of the four will be fired after the recommendations are reviewed by Mr. Trump.
John Rich is the first to be interviewed. He is asked who he would chuck under the bus and his answer is Meat Loaf. John stated that Marlee Matlin raised over a million dollars and she is the strongest candidate for that reason. John believes that his greatest strength is his writing skills, but that does not impress the judges. He is asked if he could compete with his friend Lil John and he adamantly says, “Yes.”
Lil John is interviewed. He makes an error and says that Marlee is a stronger candidate than he is. He notes the amount of money Marlee raised and says that he is being honest. The judges feel he is too laid back.
Marlee feels that she is a strong candidate and that she believes John Rich should be the other person that leads a team in the final competition. Pierce Morgan feels her hearing disability is actually strength.
Meat Loaf is asked to explain why he has been so emotional and he says that is who he is. He tries not to show emotion, but fails.
Mr. Trump accepts the judges’ recommendations and he fires Lil John and then Meatloaf after giving them both compliments. Marlee and John Rich have competed against each other twice before and each one had one of the competitions. They are very happy and celebrate, but both know that tomorrow they will be adversaries.
The next morning Mr. Trump meets with John Rich and Marlee Matlin if the lobby of Trump Towers to explain the final challenge. An executive from 7 up is there to ask both team leaders to design a retro campaign for a 7 up which has sugar like the drink from the 70s and 80s. The Harlem Globe Trotters (a traveling basketball team) and Def Leppard (a band) will help with the task. Marlee chose The Harlem Globe Trotters.
They will use creativity to design a can and a package for in store display; design and produce a retro commercial; launch a live retro event; and include their charity in the project.
7up gives each of the two charities $50,000 before any competition begins. A group of team mates who were fired came back to help and the team leaders pick people they feel will help them most. Marlee picks Meat Loaf, Richard Hatch and La Toya Jackson. John Rich picks Lil John, Star Jones and Mark McGraff.
Marlee’s team will incorporate the 70s clothes and ask Jeffry Holder, a representative of the 7up company who made commercials for the company in the 70s, to sell the product for a retro feel. Marlee will dress in period cloths and help make a commercial. Meat Loaf, an icon from the 70s, will have a wig on and become himself again. La Toya is transformed into a super hero and she is filmed. They talk about disco balls and a boom box.
John Rich’s team will work with items and people from the 80’s and they decide to ask Dee Snider who was Twisted Sister to be in their commercial. Dee has to get permission to cut off his mustache as he has a contract to keep it when he is on Broadway in a play. He gets permission for this charity fundraiser and will transform himself into a 80s icon for the challenge. They will use icons like Madonna in their 80s retro scenes.
Both teams work on the 7 up cans and packaging. John Rich’s can had zebra stripes in black and white but the label is small. Marlee uses green and white and there are drawings of people in her graphics. She rejects the boom box after Meat Loaf leaves to get props and costumes, but when he returns, he gives her a hard time over her decision.
Both teams go to their sound stage, but the men’s team is better organized. Star has created a schedule and taken care of graphics. John Rich has problems with the stage manager of Death Leopard. John Rich wants a drummer to use a drum, but the manager says, “No.” John Rich tells him it’s for charity and if he has to, he will play that drum himself.
Marlee’s concept may not be possible. Jeffrey Holder’s lawyer won’t let him sign a release for the commercial. He has been the employee of 7 up in the past so if the commercial were to be used, there would be financial issues that might arise. The script for Jeffrey Holder is missing and Meat Loaf is angry about the contract issues. He threatens to throw a phone across the room while Marlee tells the camera that they will have to come up with another idea.
Next week is the finale.
Mob Wives by Quincy IL
Renee Graziano, Drita Davanze, Karen Gravono and Carla Facciolo are in Manhattan for a girls’ night out at Juliet Supper Club. The club has candles and the ladies describe the room as beautiful. They sit at a table waiting for the waiter to attend to them. Renee is peeved. Finally Salvadore, the waiter, takes their order of Patron and Vodka.
They describe their body issues. Renee believes in plastic surgery and liposuction. The other women believe in eating correctly and exercise.
Renee goes to another table and addresses the men. She tells them that her father is Sammy the Bull and they are shocked. She dances with a man shorter than herself and he seems interested in her, but her mind is on her ex-husband and what he would think of her dancing with this man in this way. Drita is annoyed with Renee.
The next day on Staten Island, we see snow on the ground. Karen has come to Drita’s home and they are reminiscing. They discuss their meeting and their friendship. Driata is married to Karen’s ex-boyfriend of 7 years, Lee. Karen started dating lee at 15 years of age. They broke up and within the year, Drita began dating Lee, married him and eventually had two little girls. Drita thinks it will be good therapy for Karen to write a book about her life. On the surface, they are friends.
Renee and Nikole, her friend, go to a plastic surgeon where Renee is to have laser skin rejuvenation. She lies on her back and he proceeds to remove her skin to the point that gauze covers her face to absorb all of the blood that is seeping out. Renee smells her flesh burning. The plastic surgeon confirms that he smells it too.
Carla goes to Renee’s house to find her face horribly red and scabbed. Renee’s son is mad at her for doing that and he won’t look at her. Carla has trouble looking at her, but Renee is on national TV to share what she looks like with us.
At Karen’s apartment, Karen is on the phone with the father of her daughter in Arizona. This man, Karen’s mother and Karen’s brother are watching her daughter, Karina. Karen misses her daughter and she tells her ex-boyfriend that she is going to start dating. He is unhappy with that. Karen does not want to alienate the father of her daughter, but he is not the man that she wants to spend the rest of her life with because he has gone to prison and might go again. That is not the life she wants for herself or her daughter.
At Carla’s House, Drita discusses Carla’s happiness with a man she has dated for over one year while her husband is in prison. Carla says that her husband is OK with this and they are not going to be together when he gets out. Last week, she wanted his help with the children and blamed him for the misbehavior of their son. Carla knows that her boyfriend is the love of her life. The children love him, but we also know the children think their father is away at work. Drita’s husband Lee would not be happy if Drita started dating someone else.
Karen’s cousin, Rena, visits her at her apartment. She is helping Karen with the time line of her book. In 1986, Karen’s father, Sammy the Bull, became an underboss (the second in command) in the Gambino Crime Family. He handled the business end and was arrested 1990. In 1992, he became a rat. Karen was 19 when this happened and she wanted street respect so she started dealing meth and dated Lee, a criminal.
Drita tells us that Lee says bad things about Karen and calls Karen’s family, a rat family. When Karen brings up Lee, Drita says it bothers her.
It is Drita’s birthday and her cousin is doing her hair and makeup. This female cousin will also babysit so Drita can go to Giselle, a club, in a black limousine with friends. She drinks so much tequila and vodka that she blacks out and has no memory of her party. She says she drank to forget that Lee is not with her. When he was home, he would buy her gifts and always did special things for her on her birthday.
The next day, Drita is hung over and in her bed. She tells Carla that she did not remember how she got home. Carla helped her to her door. Drita will go back to sleep. She mentions that she is a mother.
Karen and Carla are at the gym and Carla is coaching Karen on exercise and diet. They also discuss a “loaf of bread” and why that is important in the man Karen will date.
Karen, in an interview, again discusses the issue of Lee and Drita dating. We have heard this over and over. Karen thinks it is not loyal of Drita to date her ex.
Drita is home doing her nails when Lee calls. Drita now misses Lee and regrets their fight. She tells him Karen is writing a book and he will be in it. He goes off on Karen and there is a lot of bleeping. Drita ends the call with “I love you.”
Karen goes to Renee’s home to discuss the Drita and Lee situation. Renee, of course, agrees that loyalty is the most important thing on the planet Earth. If a friend of 20 years ago dated Renee’s ex, she would be angry. Karen is going to address the issue with Drita.
Karen and Drita meet at Drita’s home that evening and they discuss the issue. Drita is annoyed and says that Karen must trust her, not to beat her up. Drita is holding it together and she tells Karen that Lee does not want to be in Karen’s book. Drita will not apologize for dating Lee. Karen calls Lee, a scumbag. Drita reminds Karen that this is the home of Lee’s children. The issue was on the table, but was not resolved.
Next week the four women get in a cat fight and try to scratch each other’s eyes out.
The following link describes the suffering of people who had loved one murdered by the families of the Mob wives. It describes how they feel about the women making money off the death of their family members.
Until Next Time….