IHJZ Real Housewives of New York City Chat!

Marrakesh

Our final night in Marrakesh with “The Real Housewives of New York City.”  There will be a clip of Mario Singer and Simon van Kempen out on the town playing pool with a young woman who is probably thinking of Mario.  Another soothsayer’s prediction comes true thanks to Bravo and a film crew.

 

I am going to make a prediction based on nothing more than my soothsayer skills:

After Jill leaves Ramona in tears, Jill will go to Luann and share.  Luann will confront Ramona so it will be two against one.  Kelly and Cindywill follow suit.

 The Jill  Team will be  buzz killers and there will be no Turtle Time for our girl, Ramona.  In the promos, we see Alex come down the stairs distraught.  She is trying to get help from Luann and is confronted with women intent on dying their skin with Henna.  I predict Alex tries to talk to them after finding out that they confronted Ramona like a Moroccan mob.

 I predict that Sonja and Alex will be miserable leaving Ramona behind.  Jill will enjoy Ramona’s absence and probably comment on it several times.  There will probably be a confrontation between Jill and the blondes while they are out. 

We speculated about the reason for Alex’s distress and I think Ramona’s being miserable would cause Alex to help her friend.  Alex trying to help Ramona would also aggravated Kelly so that would explain the confrontation we see in the promos between Kelly and Alex.

We see Ramona dress in an harem outfit and pointing.  She doesn’t look happy even though wearing a harem outfit is something she would normally love to do on national TV.  They probably fought over a comment while taking a belly dancing lesson too.

Every housewife series has a highly paid psychic, medium, witch, card reader, tea leaves reader, or a crystal ball reader.  I donate my skills freely to IHJZ because I know you want to know the future too.

I predict that a nice young women who loves to hit colorful balls with a stick will be thinking of Mario too.  Simon will smile.  OK.. I cheated.  I saw that in a promo, but I wanted to give a shout out to Simon van Kempen who will be with Carly Hall on the radio tonight.  Plus, I like helping other fortune tellers have their predictions come true.  We have a club.

Salaam a’ alaykum. Peace be upon you.

Q

 

 

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612 Responses to IHJZ Real Housewives of New York City Chat!

  1. LavaLady says:

    Bravo’s schedule for Sunday night is changing. The OC reunion is on at 9, followed by RHNJ at 10.

  2. karijoy says:

    I think I am finished with this series. These people are so horrible, all except Ramona and Alex. I can’t stomach the blatant rewriting of history and the disgusting filthy lies that come out of Jill’s mouth.

  3. FLG says:

    Let’s put our seat belts on. I think it’s going to be a bumpy night in Marrakesh!

  4. Nancy says:

    Thank God we won’t see Jill in a belly dancing outfit!

  5. error404 says:

    LOL!

    Now predict how long it will take Isabelle to outgrow her unflattering haircut!

    Personally, I think the woman who is thinking of Mario is Simon. LOL No wait, it’s Andy Cohen. No wait, it’s me. No wait, it’s everyone with a pulse who have ever seen him.

    I don’t have your gift, but I do recognize pattern, so I will predict that the browns will each have some extra bitchy talking heads tonight. I also predict a chapter 11 for “barely there” but that’s more wishful thinking than a true prediction.

    • Stella says:

      I’ve always thought Mario was nice looking but when he spoke in Italian it was so hot. And I would have just melted if I were Ramona with those vows he wrote to her. I agree that most people do find him attractive.

      • lovemamaearth says:

        Oh yes and someone should tell Lumanners that speaking another language in front of others who don’t speak it is just as rude as whispering.

    • interesting enough that women could care less about Mario but he was acting like apig on cam knowing his wife was gonna see it eventually and acting like he didnt care where she was or when she would be back
      Ramona says they are happy and i hope its true for her sake
      this season has really been all about trying to take her down
      I dont like it one bit
      sure she was tough on those women applying for a job but she doesnt deserve the treatment this show has been dishing out lately
      and good for Alex being true to her friend

  6. kotagirl29 says:

    Gosh I’m torn. Part of me doesn’t want to watch this because I am so sick of Shill and her minions and the other part wants to because I am such a rubber-necker.

    • error404 says:

      this might sound weird, but I fell like I owe it to the blondes to witness their public stoning. It’s like you know it’s sham trial with a pre-determined outcome, but you fell you owe it to the falsely accused to witness the crime against them.

  7. FLG says:

    I nominate LuAnn Countess Squash Blossom High Horse for the Hostess with the Leastest Award. Do I have any seconds? May all hubcaps remain in Marrakesh!

  8. Jill just tweeted Andy and asked him if she could call in to WWHL. She is watching RHONY with her “Oprah family”. in the Hamptons. *gag*

  9. FLG says:

    Andy should reply: No, Jill. I have guests on the show. It’s on page 17 of Class with the Countess.

  10. Y? says:

    Is this the finale?

    • VAgirl says:

      No just the last night in Morocco

      • Y? says:

        Thanks.

        • they showed coming attractions for next weeks show

          special note to HD
          that is the episode that you have been waiting for regarding the herman monsters shoes comment
          i must have dreamt that i saw it previously i really could have sworn i had but with them advertising it over and over so far in advance is it any wonder

          • chris says:

            The one in which LuAnn says: “Even Louis Vuitton can make a mistake?” I don’t think the LuAnn can come up with one-liners that fast. I’m hoping Alex will eplain what was really said.
            I agree, seeing this clip so many times makes you think you’ve seen the episode. The LuAnn is so insufferable…I’m thinking Bravo is showcasing this ASS-pect of her because it gets viewers upset and generates more mail. Even though they don’t print it on the Bravo site, we all know where to go to see what is really thought of this WOE-man. I’m so ready to see someone knock that smirk off her face either verbally or with a Herman Munster shoe…

  11. boston02127 says:

    Imagine how lucky we’d be if every time Jill’s said “I’m done” that she’d BE DONE.

  12. error404 says:

    why didn’t Ramona send Jill flowers? Remember when Bethenny sent flowers to Bawby and then Jill complained that it meant nothing and that the friggin postman sends flowers?

    Ramona followed Jill out to the car and apologized, then she went to her 5 year olds birthday skating party jsut to apologize again. Jill is an evil bitch!

    • sue says:

      Yes, but also last season, Lumann was the one who told Jill not to go to St. Johns. Lulu told Jill that she did not think it was a good idea and that she should at least call Ramona first before her and Bobby went there unannounced. We here keep wondering why this has not been brought up by anyone, not even at last years reunion.

    • nathania says:

      I swear to god Jill is gay.

      This amount of passion and devotion and angst over Bethenny, Ramona…

      the devotion from Luann…

      with lesbians it’s called ‘dyke drama’…these women are wearing ME out…

  13. error404 says:

    curious: why are they so afraid of Ramona? the browns are scared shitless of her.

  14. Nancy says:

    I’m already nauseated.

    • error404 says:

      eh. they’re so obvious and simple minded. It’s like you can see the scam coming from a mile off. they are too hapless to get truly mad about. they’re aren’t fooling anyone but themselves.

  15. FLG says:

    What Jill meant by her tweet is: “You let that sleeve slicer Alexis Bellino call in twice. If you don’t take my call I’m calling my lawyers!” Bawby…….

  16. Caitlin says:

    For God’s sake, every time something happens to Jill or with Jill, Luann feels it is her business to rush in as if it’s all about her! It’s naudeating!

  17. Austin says:

    OMG, LuMan is a nasty bitch who inserts her big nose into everybody’s business. Like we didn’t know that, but geesh.

    • PJ says:

      Either Loo is as nasty as she appears on screen or she is riding Jill’s coattails in a desperate attempt to keep her nasty behind on the show.

      • sue says:

        That’s exactly what it is. LuAnn has always been the “take her or leave her” one of the cast and I think with all the buzz about Bravo replacing/getting rid of women on the show that added nothing, Lulu is getting scared so she doesnt get bagged. Its either that or the “any attention is good attention” syndrome, cause she looks at her fake friend Jill and even though most of Jills press is bad press, at least shes getting press so Lulu is probabaly being “inauthentic” to get any press, cause lets “be real” the woman is a total waste of air if she wouldnt go this route!….This cast is over with as far as we are concerned and we really hope Bravo is looking to replace them, cause it is so obvious that they are “acting” to the point there is not even a little reality left anymore!!!

  18. boston02127 says:

    I would be on a plane soooooooooo fast to get the hell out of there and away from Jill.

  19. VAgirl says:

    I hate Luann as much as I hate Jill

  20. Nancy says:

    Oh no…Kelly is trying to complete a sentence. This could take awhile.

  21. FLG says:

    I would have taken a roll of duct tape. Just like I would if I were on Survivor.

  22. boston02127 says:

    I hate Jill.

  23. error404 says:

    jill is too obvious in her loyalty. she keeps pushing Cindy Cindy Cindy but we’re not feeling it. she’s like the world’s worst salesman, which is why all of her ventures (book, bedding, girdles) fail.

  24. error404 says:

    wait… are Jill and LuAnn a couple now?

    • VAgirl says:

      Since Luann is on WWHL I think someone should tweet that question to Andy. I don’t have twitter.

  25. VAgirl says:

    Jill called Ramona a piece of shit. I didn’t hear Ramona say anything about Jill excep that she wouldn’t listen

  26. Nancy says:

    I love it that Ramona having a great time at dinner.
    Take that Jill!

  27. boston02127 says:

    Luann acts like she treated everyone to this trip. Little does she remember, we saw her tiny apt. & her Ikea lamp on her mismatched desk.
    .
    Nothing bad about Ikea but Lumann acts too good for everyday things.

  28. Caitlin says:

    And aren’t we all loving Alex more?

    • I always loved Alex i just love her more now
      she seems to be the only one that is ever loyal to a friend

      • Caitlin says:

        I’ve always liked her too, and have never understood why so many (not on this site) HATE her so. Well, other than the slavish followers of Jill and Luann, and who can account for them? Perhaps Alex has always been too “real”? And now that she’s expressing herself about things in real time – well, the Mean Girls just have to gin up more and more vile reasons to put her down. “Reality” is the last thing they want!.

  29. AZ Girl says:

    Love the belly dancers. Very cool. Ramona is just getting dump on this season and it sucks. Kelly coming in like she is some sort of mediation expert.

  30. AZ Girl says:

    Somebody please tell Cindy to lose the shorts. You are in Morocco?

  31. boston02127 says:

    Jill looks so miserable. I want to slap her face.

  32. AZ Girl says:

    Shut up Jill and let the man talk!

  33. error404 says:

    Barbara Walters!?! More like annoying Aunt Yenta!

  34. error404 says:

    Ewwwww Jill talking about sex again!

  35. boston02127 says:

    Those low rider pants Jill is wearing are a big no no on her.

  36. Nancy says:

    Re: Jill’s TH…does she not own a mirror?

  37. Nancy says:

    Now Kelly really thinks she getting married. Oh boy.

  38. eyrelo says:

    I love Alex. She is really the heart of the show.

  39. error404 says:

    I can kinda see it. Ramona was very supportive of Jill int he whole Bethenny feud and even said some things to B that were awful. I think maybe she does feel stabbed int he back by Jill.

    • but she instantly apologized to B something Shrill would never do
      Ramona saw that she had been insensitive and hurt B and apologized

      I think that was when i started to appreciate Ramona more

  40. AZ Girl says:

    Here we go! Alex v. Countess Squash Blossom High Horse

  41. FLG says:

    Jill tweeted that Kelly doesn’t need Ramona’s approval and that Ramona is condescending. Hello, earth to Jill: It is not humanly possible to be more condescending than Countess Squash Blossom High Horse, and Jill, you come in second.

  42. LavaLady says:

    oh kelly shut up

  43. I am sipping pinot in support of Ramona. This is songbird. It won’t let me longin as myself. Had to turn to facebook.

  44. Amber...Real Wife says:

    LMAO Kelly says “RE-ENTER!” LOL She’s Nuts!

  45. Austin says:

    Is it ironic to everyone else that Kuku thinks the arbiter of what looks “normal”???

  46. ann little says:

    kellkell you are such an ass

  47. ramonacoaster says:

    Kelly needs to shut up!

  48. Caitlin says:

    Kelly telling someone they are wierd? Puhleeeeeeeeeze!

  49. error404 says:

    OMG Kelly I love you! You are such a freak!!!!!!! Like you couldn’t be a bigger freak if you tired! OMG.

  50. error404 says:

    I love it! I HAVE NEVER BEEN ANT+YHTING BUT GRACIOUS WITH! YOU NOW GET OUT! Classic!

  51. boston02127 says:

    Can Luann get any more rude? Her and those dramatic facial expressions. I want to slap her too!

  52. WindyCityWondering says:

    LuAnn needs a punch in the nose – what a nasty waste of a human being!

  53. NMhousewife says:

    My stomach is in knots after watching alex try to deal with those overbearing brunettes!

    • and later when andy has LuMan on wwhl he acts as though she was in the right and Alex & Ramona were in the wrong
      thankfully the poll was a lil more accurate this weeka nd chose KOOKOO as the wierdest followed by LuMan

  54. Cusi77 says:

    The one who needs a cage to enrolled back is LooseAnn! Disgusting human being!

  55. Caitlin says:

    Oh, man. I think I’ve begun to hate the Countess far more than I’ve ever hated Jill. She really is despicable.

  56. WindyCityWondering says:

    So the authentic and real Kelly has finally come out to play! Alex should have told her to go back to Scary Island and examine how she “acted” and entered and left the dinner – or just tell her to go watch the tapes!

  57. kotagirl29 says:

    That was seriously disgusting. Reprimanding Alex for trying to be a good friend. Belittling everyone else’s feelings and then name calling. Wow nice manners Miss LuMann. Do you think there is a chapter in her book on how to put someone down while still sounding like a pretentious bitch?

  58. snarkarella says:

    OH NO SHE D’INT!!!!!!

    LuMan is a finagling bitch and she got caught!

  59. boston02127 says:

    Jill’s tweet—–Ramona did not want to let me share my feelings. She is faking this whole scene. I was not aggressive I listened.

  60. error404 says:

    I love team brunette. they are like the gang who couldn’t shoot straight. all of those nights wasted planning this attack on the blondes and it is backfiring big time. all of america now hates the brunettes!

  61. Nancy says:

    Alex is a little too dramatic for me at times.

  62. LavaLady says:

    causing a casino???????????????????

    • error404 says:

      ROTFLMAO!!!! You couldn’t make crazy shit like this up!

    • nathania says:

      hey, no one ever explained that…

      so is this Moroccan vernacular or did she misspeak? or was it just KKK speak. the look on Alex’s face was hysterical at that moment!

  63. LavaLady says:

    who’s gonna fix this santa??????????????????

  64. macandroo says:

    LuAnn is sn empty and heartless shrew. I feel sad for her that her life is desperately miserable.

  65. Austin says:

    Did Kuku just ask if Santa is going to “fix this”?

    • boston02127 says:

      Yes, she’s such a moron. She’s so worried about her “tattoo” aka henna that u can get for 5 dollars.

  66. error404 says:

    OMG scary island II

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      ITA – was just thinking the same thing – except the blondes were smart enough not to come to dinner. But wait, LuAnn will make them pay for her sins!

  67. snarkarella says:

    Kelly is cra-za-zy. She is just babbling like an idiot!

  68. AZ Girl says:

    Countess Squash Blossom High Horse drunkard in the Hampton’s shut the hell up! You are a moron. You really think that we all believe that you are “idolized” throughout Europe and Asia? Right. Everyone and anyone runs from your ridiculous presence and you are full of it. Where do you get off treating people like you do. Try pulling that shit in AZ and your ass will be put in place by much better women and I will be the first in line.

  69. ChiTownRocks says:

    Gee I didn’t entering a room in anger would be “weird”. Kelly needs her fking med’s and if Kelly shhh’e’d me, I would put my foot in her idiotic ass. Can LuMann get anymore condescending? Please…

  70. error404 says:

    Oh Alex. Why are you trying to reason with the delusion homeless woman off her meds screaming on the street corner?

  71. LavaLady says:

    open your eyes close your eyes

  72. error404 says:

    OMG Kiki is CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. hey kookoo your the idiot says:

    Is Kelly calling someone wierd and an idiot? Please KooKoo Kelly – shut the hell up!

    • she said it more then once too
      and then tried to get Alex to calm down by shhhhhing her again
      gee i now wonder why her boyfriend hit her

    • sue says:

      You got it! This is when I would LOVE for Bravo to play the lost footage/cutting room floor scenes of Kelly just to shut her and Jill up!

  74. macandroo says:

    This whole thing has gone completely off the rails…

  75. ramonacoaster says:

    Why is Alex listening to Kelly and lets her talk? No one else does.

  76. boston02127 says:

    Is Bravo holding the camara on Kelly when she talks as a joke?

  77. Noreen says:

    Kelly is insane. It is official. I love Alex but why does she not stand up to these completely vicious women. Ramona and Sonja are hysterical.

  78. error404 says:

    f you and f you because the lunatic has shown herself!

  79. LavaLady says:

    you ruined my tatoo yelled a dozen times then oh the tatoo doesnt matter

  80. error404 says:

    OMG Jill’s hair!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  81. klmh says:

    “Sometimes its better to observe than participate”. Smart girl.
    I love what Alex tried to do, but she is unable to fight the fight. Look at the situation, Ramona having a grand time with Sonya, and Alex is upset and bouncing off the wall. Thats what it looks like.
    JZ hair is too funny.

    • AZ Girl says:

      you are right Alex just can’t get it out to fight the fight BUT she was able to bring out LuManns true colors.

    • nathania says:

      yeah, that’s what KKK’s shrink told her after scary island happened. too late, unfortunately, but ten minutes of therapy does not a sane person make.

  82. Austin says:

    Jill:
    Fight with Ramona = heart attack
    Hair curled too tight = heart attack

  83. Cusi77 says:

    This is weird… Alex fighting for Ramona’s life trying to difuse Krazy while Ramona and Sonja are having the time of her lives!

    • error404 says:

      it is exactly the same as Alex delivering “the message” to Jill last year while Bethenny staid all comfy at home in bed.

  84. error404 says:

    what’s up with Jill’s heart? I hope she went for a ekg when she got back to ny!

  85. I love Sonja and Ramona together. They remind me of my friends at jr high slumber parties.

  86. Smompy says:

    AHHHHHHHH! OK this is effing killing me….my television imploded earlier today and now I’m missing everything. What website posts RH recaps the fastest???

  87. boston02127 says:

    Do these women not know how to tell someone off?

  88. hey kookoo your the idiot says:

    Still kookoo shut the hell up for real!!!! LuMAN is just a bully and if Kelly could shutup for 2 secs so that Alex can
    speak and tell the viscious bitch to go to hell – god can we get bethenny after LuMann?

  89. Cusi77 says:

    Lulu the blondes don’t want to have dinner , breakfast, water with you! Crazy snake!

  90. error404 says:

    if I were Alex, I’d just cry non stop. Trip of a lifetime? TRIP FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • nathania says:

      I get the feeling Alex is getting a thick skin for it…she does her best, and then she’s like, just play the drama and get money…cash rules everything around me, dollah dollah bill yo’

      she knows innately they are doing her a favor getting her camera time, and she knows most people hate both of them…

  91. FLG says:

    tweeters are eviscerating Jillzy!

  92. boston02127 says:

    I can’t take this petty shit tonight. Good night.

  93. ramonacoaster says:

    I absolutely hate Luann! She makes this show unbearable to watch.

    • klmh says:

      Geez, someone take LuAnn’s lips and staple them together! What an egotistical know it all.
      I wish Bethany was back to shut her down. These ladies just don’t know how to deal with a bossy bitch like this…

  94. error404 says:

    OMG I just can’t stop saying it. Kelly is seriously crazy! This is scary island II. How is it she is not sectioned?

    • floridagirl88 says:

      This is confirmation that Scary Island really did happen despite KuKu’s spin that she had a breakthrough.

  95. maryla says:

    Gaslight! I get the feeling that Luann and Jill watched that movie and are playing out the plot against Ramona and Alex. Kelly and Cindy and Sonya are just along for the ride. This episode is so uncomfortable to watch.

  96. Nancy says:

    I would go on a trip anywhere with Ramona and Sonja as long as there would be AA meetings close.

  97. LavaLady says:

    Who put Kelly in charge of monitoring the anger in the room and why does she keep telling Alex is is sad, not mad

    • snarkarella says:

      It’s like Kelly is relaying the psychology that she’s learning thru her own therapy.

      It would freaking drive me crazy if I had to listen to it.

    • snarkarella says:

      Wow, this has been really exhausting to watch.

      Wonder how LuMan is going to try and spin this. Patronizing beyotch!

  98. VAgirl says:

    It looks like Cindy might be starting to see the light. Can we hope against hope that she’ll realize she’s on the wrong team? Nah, I don’t think she’s that smart.

  99. AZ Girl says:

    LuMann is desperate. She does not have any money and is trying to make herself relevant…..meanwhile every household in the Hampton’s is erasing her name off of any invite there is. She will not be able to get a bagel at the local bake shop tomorrow. Victoria is crawling out the window as we speak.

  100. I LOVE COFFEE says:

    I just won’t watch NY tonite. I can’t give Jill and her gang the satisfation of trying to take Ramona and Alex down on nation tv.

  101. Why isn’t Jill at dinner?

  102. LavaLady says:

    Kelly is an idiot

    • error404 says:

      LOL! Did the Shirley Temple hairdo make you not recognize the ever present eye rolls and sullen face pulls? Jill is like a 48 year old trapped in a 13 year old’s body… and OMG my Mom is like soooooooo embarrassing!

  103. LavaLady says:

    OMG LouAnn just admit you told only the firls with dark hair what time dinner was

    • Noreen says:

      I hope that issue is cleared up on the reunion. Alex would not say she did not know what time dinner was if she did know. LuDog is a snake in stilletos! Or a thug in a cocktail dress!

  104. VAgirl says:

    Doesn’t Luann realize that she’s taking the hits for Jill and it’s going to soooo backfire on her.

  105. eyrelo says:

    Thank God this trip is over !!!!!!! How painful.

  106. ATLmeetsNYC09 says:

    This was an emotional roller coaster.

  107. Nancy says:

    I can’t WAIT until LuMan has to empty bedpans again.

  108. Adgirl says:

    The best way to really get under someone’s skin when they are being a jerk is to just LAUGH at them. Don’t bother arguing their “points”.

  109. Austin says:

    Mama LuMan’s motherly advice to Cindy: “Oh, you get used to being away from the kids”.

    Yeah, she should know.

  110. Scorpiosue1102 says:

    This episode was one hot mess. LuAnn is just awful. She is mean, nasty and the biggest two face out of all of them. Team Blonde all the way.

  111. klmh says:

    Kelly the peace maker, Who’d a thunk it?

  112. error404 says:

    not mad, sad, etc… poor Kelly is just repeating what she can remember from her state ordered therapy sessions.

    • kotagirl29 says:

      I guess the brainwashing worked. Oh wait they could only do that if she had a brain.

    • klmh says:

      You have to admit, she got Alex to stop and realize the way she approached the issue was inappropriate.

      • error404 says:

        No she didn’t!

        • klmh says:

          Oh, yea she did!

          • kit9 says:

            No, she didn’t.

            • klmh says:

              She did to me. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, and to me, as infuriating as it was, Kelly tried to diffuse Alex’s anger and succeeded in a way. I have no axe to grind with any of these ladies though, and don’t bash because everyone here does.

              • nathania says:

                my issue with it was that it was a bit codependent and ramona wouldn’t have done the same for her. I like ramona, but that is how I feel, she would not have done this. I think alex meant well, but she could have just ‘observed’ like Kelly said.

                and I only quote that because i strongly feel that kelly was quoting her shrink the ENTIRE time she was talking. none of that was ‘authentic’ to kelly’s mind.

                • klmh says:

                  I agree. Of all of these ladies, I feel Alex is the most stable, but fighting is not her forte, and although she said she would have Ramona’s back, she just took it a bit too far. She has a good heart and Im not sure she had a lot of friendships when growing up, so she is her word and feels she needs to protect her. I think she is a true friend and hated to see R. hurting so badly.
                  I know Kelly has some issues, but I appreciated her trying not to take sides and trying to diffuse the situation, even if it was crazytime.

      • error404 says:

        making someone angry on purpose and then telling them they are a bad person for reacting argerly is classic abuse/bully behavior. Tamra Barney should spend 5 minutes with Kelly and she’d pronounce Simon a saint!

        • error404 says:

          Kelly called Alex “weird” like 100 times. She told her to redo her entry because apparently she is so stupid and useless she can’t even enter a room the right way. She called her inauthentic and all sorts of rude insults. then she tried to shut her down and tell her she feeling didn’t matter. then she tired to insinuate that Alex was only angry about being abused because she was depressed. There was so much classic abuse/bullying going on by Kelly it was like an anti-bullying public service announcement. Had it been any other network but Bravo they show would end with a message “If you or someone you know have been bullied like Kelly just Bullied Alex, call this 800 number”

          • klmh says:

            The result is that Alex “saw the light”, when Kelly calmed her down even if she called her on her behavior, and realized what she did wasn’t productive or appropriate.

            • error404 says:

              interesting. because the show I saw had the browns begging Alex to talk to them, and as soon as she did they told her to shut up!

              • klmh says:

                I am talking about their conversation after the Kelly statement about ruining her henna tatoo, with just the two of them. I have mentioned before that Kelly has pressure of speech, one of the signs of her disease. What I am impressed with is that Kelly could talk Alex down to put out the fire, so to speak. Granted it was pressured speech, but Alex was quite worked up and their talk calmed her down.

              • PJ says:

                I agree with you error.

      • Austin says:

        Uh, no. . . Alex just got exasperated and walked away. Kelly brought nothing positive to the picture.

        • klmh says:

          Hope you watched this again. They were in conversation and Alex had calmed down, when JZ came up to them with her curly hair. That also helped alleviate the pressure in the room.

  113. moneycanbuyyouass says:

    May I suggest for their next trip they go to a nunnery and take a vow of silence? Now that is something I would watch!

  114. error404 says:

    JIll and Bawby had problems? I’m shocked! Ok, I’m not shocked.

    • FLG says:

      Yes, apparently Bawby once failed to say either one of his two allowable statements: Yes, dear or Which would you like? I’m sure it only happened once, and likely ten years ago, but Jillzy knows how to keep score and Bawby wouldn’t dare let it happen again, poor, long suffering soul.

  115. I LOVE COFFEE says:

    Thanks for letting us know whats going on in the twitter world

    • kotagirl29 says:

      I have been having a great time slamming LuMann on twitter tonight. She keeps calling everyone else liars, but she is so obviously the one who lied. About everything.

  116. WindyCityWondering says:

    The trip of a lifetime feels like my mouth after I have thrown up!

  117. maryla says:

    Watching this just made me think about being any one of the housewives watching these shows with their men. When Jill watches with Bawby, she must constantly be explaining her behavior and trying to get him to side with her, to see her “side” of things. Same with Luann and Jacques. But somehow I bet that Alex doesn’t need to explain anything to Simon and same for Ramona and Mario.

    • error404 says:

      haha You’re funny, making that joke about Jill and Bawby being in the same room at the same time! I’m going to steal that joke!

  118. Ches says:

    AAAAAHHHGGG! Alex has to be a saint to be able to resist smacking Luanne right in her smug little kisser. She is nothing but a common, rude, loudmouthed bitch.
    Why should Alex be expected to give a reason for her dinner lateness to a promiscuous, dismissive, wanna be royalty who called her a witch?
    And Kelly has obviously been seeing a shrink since her island meltdown. It’s hard to miss with all her new psycho-babble phrases (calm out of chaos). But she’s still a whacko.
    I bet Alex would have found her calm if she could have kicked Countlesses ass into next tuesday
    I’m contacting the vatican as we speak to get Alex cannonized.

    • FLG says:

      Would love for someone to ask CSBHH when Miss Porter’s School started LPN program. That should drop her jaw for a few minutes……

  119. NMhousewife says:

    Call out to anyone on twitter……..what is being tweeted about Luann tonight as I felt she was much worse than J actually…not that Jill was great either.

  120. housewifeaddict says:

    Wait – so Ramona and Jill have a fight, but Alex ends up in a feud with Luann. Deep sigh. On the other hand, Alex was pretty much the star of this episode, after barely being shown for the last two – so YOU GO GIRL!
    I like the preview where Alex says what she feels to LuAnn’s face instead of behind her back. Not looking forward to WWHL though with that horrid woman. Hey Bravo – I’m changing the channel.

    • Cusi77 says:

      Me too housewifeadd! I do not want to hear what that horrid woman has to say -lies for shure, to save her .ss!

  121. Cusi77 says:

    I am convinced that the fortuneteller thing was planned to hurt Ramona, to please kuku that she will have a third child and….. that Shrill has a good heart… how nice!

    Ramona and Jill fight and make up while Lulu does not take sides! Alex gets ripped by lulu and kiki… pour Alex!

  122. Nancy says:

    LuMan is borderline!

    • kotagirl29 says:

      No I think LuMann is a Border Collie.

    • nathania says:

      I’m thinking more npd.

      She’s not dramatic, she never spins out of control. Bethenny’s mother is a great example of a borderline. I am thinking Luann is more of a malignant narcissist, she is much more in control of her emotions and her behavior than most borderlines can hope to be because their emotional reactions are so pronounced and overwrought. Narcissists are some of the most charming and destructive people you would ever hope to meet and are very good at controlling their ‘image’ to certain groups of people when they want to.

      I would say Jill is bpd, Luann is npd, Kelly is mental plus on drugs…no one else really stands out that much. Ramona at most is a bit histrionic but she definitely has a conscience and the ability to evaluate her behavior and admit when she is wrong.

  123. VAgirl says:

    lumann was just wearing the same top as she is on wwhl

  124. California35 says:

    Hi every body!! Are u still watching?

    I had a “breakthrough” the way Kelly was acting reminded me I’d a character in the show Parenthood. I got to think of the name of the illness so I can come back and tell you lol

    • lillybee says:

      Aspergers. the cute little boy has it. I believe we discussed this possibility last year.

      • ihearttalavera says:

        The problem with this theory – I think people who suffer from Aspergers are generally highly intelligent. That’s not Kelly.

        • PJ says:

          Not necessarily.

          • ihearttalavera says:

            Ah, good to know. I do not know much about it (obviously), I just know that people who I have known/known of who were diagnosed were all very smart.

        • nathania says:

          she is NOT Asperger. You are confusing it with As-shole. It’s a entirely different condition.

          Sorry I am swearing so much, i am pretty furious about these turd women tonight. At least the poll results were accurate.

  125. Scorpiosue1102 says:

    What the hell?!?!?!? OF COURSE Jill wants to call into WWHL tonight. Please no Andy!

  126. FLG says:

    Jill is still wanting to pull an Alexis Bellino on WWHL. Let me know if she calls in.

  127. Ames says:

    The Countless makes me sick! Such a nasty little AssHat!

  128. VAgirl says:

    I think Jil is Bi. Kelly your breasts are really beautiful. Mario scene – much to do about nothing

    • FLG says:

      Must be the new breasts she got last season.

      • snarkarella says:

        Kelly got new boobs? I thought she still had the same old wonky ones.

        • FLG says:

          She may have the same old ones, I thought Ramona got in trouble over kelly’s last year and that kelly had had them fixed. There have been so many boob jobs on these shows I can’t keep up with who has new, who has old, who has real…. Do any of them have original equipment besides Alex?

  129. Noreen says:

    Everyone forgive me making this observation, but Jill seems almost nice. I’m a little scared. Why can’t she be that person all the time?

    • VAgirl says:

      Because everyone else is so nasty (Luann, Cindy, Kelly) that it makes her look like the nice one. She set this up.

    • housewifeaddict says:

      My theory was she was in the bathroom for much of the dinner, since she didn’t seem to be around. When Jill isn’t there she makes a much nicer impression than when she’s there.
      PS – do you think Kelly was just parroting the tricks her therapist uses to calm her down when she has her episodes. Bless Alex’s heart for humoring her.

    • shellbell225 says:

      she’s covering her arse

    • Noreen says:

      Nevermind – good feeling gone.

    • PJ says:

      Just compared to Loo.

  130. Amber...Real Wife says:

    That was it?!! Mario making a few jokes is the “cheating” proof BRAVO was going to give us? Once again BRAVO edits to make believe that Mario was looking at her ass and being inappropriate. They suck!

  131. FLG says:

    Because she has two faces, maybe even up to four.

  132. Adgirl says:

    Do Jill & Luann erase tweets they don”t like? Nothing exciting on their twitters that I can see.

    • FLG says:

      yes. That’s why I was watching them as they were coming in.

      • FLG says:

        One that is still up is asking Jill to not pull her hair back. It scares her animals….

        • ihearttalavera says:

          Hahahaha. That might be worth following Jill. Would I have to follow her to see the comments before she deletes them?

  133. WindyCityWondering says:

    No WWHL for me – had my fill of LuAnn – that woman is too difficult to watch or listen to! She is everything Alex said she is and instead of owning it she say “get a life”…great comeback!

  134. moneycanbuyyouass says:

    Can you imagine Bethenny watching and narrating this episode? I would have loved it if they had subtitled her comments.

    • LavaLady says:

      The show without Bethenny has no humor.

      • error404 says:

        I’m laughing my ass off. These brown haired women are off the hook BSC off their meds like lunatics!

        • nathania says:

          I think what happened is they all sat in a circle and played ‘get out your pills and then everyone pass them to the person on the left’
          weeeeeeeeeeee!!

      • Katiecoo says:

        Touche it’s just a mess of pain and personality disorders playing pinball off each other. Ugh! While bullying the only decent ones.

    • nathania says:

      that’s what I thought, that I would have loved to hear Bethenny’s take on this one. This one was far crazier than Tweaker Island.

      It was just insane, literally, because on St. John there was no Jill drama, and no Countless drama. Here, we had both of those two plus the lunatic KKK. To tell the truth, it was exhausing. And even Cindy acted compassionate about Alex. Maybe she is beginning to see the light.

  135. I forgot they were going to extend this mess for an extra 15 minutes.

  136. LavaLady says:

    LouAnn – I just want this night to be about me

  137. error404 says:

    Oh Bravo is evil!

    Sonja; “I booked the restaurant”
    LuAnn: “I’m so glad I can show the girl’s a good time in Morocco”

    LOL!

  138. error404 says:

    OMG If one more HW tells Alex she can’t say what she ‘s saying!!!

  139. LoriOkie says:

    Luann tweet-“Alex is a liar”
    Wow.

  140. housewifeaddict says:

    Changing the Channel NOW Bravo Andy. Can’t stomach LuAnn.

  141. shellbell225 says:

    I’ve had about my fill of the DAHHHHHLING. Doesn’t ‘know’ twitter? BS

  142. Nancy says:

    LuMan is trying to look like Princess Diana with her hair slicked back and looking wet.
    It’s not working on her.

  143. error404 says:

    Sorry, who is this chick? I like her already! WestElm Morocco! LOL

  144. Andy Cohen is going to let Jill call in to the WWHL’s after show.

  145. LavaLady says:

    Alex couldn’t talk because Kelly kept interrupting her

    • klmh says:

      I don’t think there is a way to stop Kelly. Pressured speech is something you just find almost impossible to wait out.

  146. LavaLady says:

    Kelly is by far the weirdest housewife

  147. Caitlin says:

    “I worked so hard!” So impressed with herself! Still thinks she’s the Perle Mesta of Real Housewives!

  148. error404 says:

    Is BITCH LuAnn’s Native American name?

  149. Cusi77 says:

    Kelly is the weirdest person I have ever seen in my life! And Luanne the meanest one!

  150. shellbell225 says:

    It came from your evil mouth LuMan. That’s ALLS I’m saying….

    • ihearttalavera says:

      Alls. That is the second time this season that she made that error. Her non-countess roots are showing!

  151. FLG says:

    Oh, no. Jill says we will get a preview of skwishware on the next episode, Pass me the Cyanide again..

  152. Y? says:

    Glad Ana said the weirdest one was Kelly. She better win this poll! I wanted her to explain why she picked her but of course Luann had to interrupt and speak over her.

  153. moneycanbuyyouass says:

    Once again Andy panders to the guest, what a jerk!

  154. moneycanbuyyouass says:

    LuAnn’s native American name is “Cannot see the forest through the trees”

  155. NJ Bev says:

    What a hot mess this show has become.

    oh, i agree about the print size-very small.
    reminds me of RCH

    • LavaLady says:

      Hi Bev

    • PF says:

      Hot mess….you said it all! This show is crazy and Kelly is just like she was on ‘Crazy Island”….When she said, “it’s better to observe”….she doesn’t get her memos!

  156. Y? says:

    Seems everything Sonja planned went without a hitch. Too bad Luann can’t say the same. *snickers*

  157. snarkarella says:

    LuMan is such a B-S’er. “She” did all the work to get this trip together. Right. More like Bravo production lackeys did all the footwork. Patronizing, snobbing beyotch!

  158. PF says:

    Kelly tells Alex that she is not authentic…to walk away and come back in? To quit acting but to redo her entry? LOL….she will never change. “It’s Weird…it’s weird….it’s weird….it’s weird……it’s weird”….I think we know how you feel Kelly. Stay out of IT! ‘Cause Santa will fix it!

  159. NMhousewife says:

    Yay for Rachel Dratch and her “Habibi-tch remark!

  160. error404 says:

    haha Jill you got relegated to the after show

    • Y? says:

      What could she possibly have to say that is interesting enough to call in? Shut up Jill.

    • Sonjafan says:

      Hi Error,
      Why do you think andy relegated her to the after show…I bet she is pissed since he lets alexis call in during the show?

  161. LavaLady says:

    YES Kelly is the weirdest but LuAnn came in second. I guess the surprise caller is Jill.

    • PF says:

      Yes, everything Alex was “trying” to tell LuAnn was spot on….too bad no one would listen to her.

      • California35 says:

        That is what I was thinking, too bad. I was wishing she would have stoped after Luanne showed no interest to talk. There was no chance…oh and Kelly UGH!!!

  162. Y? says:

    Kelly won the poll with over 50%… well thank goodness for that. And Luann 2nd! LOL.

  163. snarkarella says:

    I looked up LuAnn de Lesseps is a Bitch on Google and an article came up with this little tidbit. Seems the Countless has done EXACTLY what she has accused the blonds of doing in tonight’s epi.
    Someone witnessed LuMan and Jacques at a party a few years ago and this is their account.

    Here is what the tipster told the Gawker:

    She attended a party where I work over the weekend. Her new, much-younger boyfriend on her arm, she proceeded to harass the staff to meet all sorts of personal service requests. She required to be served from the buffet rather than get her food for herself (as the other 80 guests did), then made the kitchen make her hot fries even though she appeared hours after dinner was scheduled to be served, asked for more food she didn’t eat, and didn’t tip a dollar. Her uncomfortable date seemed very used to apologizing for her behavior and tipping staff for putting up with it. Dis-countess indeed! Perhaps she should read her own etiquette book.

    • HeyAll says:

      It was good to see Luann get flustered because of Alex at the dinner table. Then she barely accepted Ramona’s apology only to bring up the fortune teller again. What the hell? That was so over and didn’t need to be discussed.

    • HeyAll says:

      I completely buy that tipster’s account!

  164. PF says:

    You know who’s rude, LuAnn? YOU!!!!!!!!!

  165. kotagirl29 says:

    Everyone go read Alex’s blog. She lets the brunettes have it. No holds barred. Fan-freakin-tastic!!!
    http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-york-city/season-4/blogs/alex-mccord/thug-in-a-caftan?page=0,1

    • HeyAll says:

      Love her writing. She says what I’m thinking.

      And we got our answer – Luann was the most difficult on the staff.

      “thug in a caftan” had me LMAO

      • FLG says:

        Grab Countess Squash Blossom High Horse by her imaginary tiara and drag her away. Priceless Alex, Priceless! 😆

        • kotagirl29 says:

          So is it now, Countess Imaginary Tiara Squash Blossom High Horse Bucking Camel?

          • FLG says:

            I think you’ve got it Kota. If she stays on the show much longer, her name is going to be easier to translate into Danish.

            • FLG says:

              Oh, wait. I hate to be persnickety, but since she’s divorced, and it is a courtesy title, it has to be: LuAnn Countess Imaginary Tiara Squash Blossom High Horse Bucking Camel. (Shining hubcap?)

        • FLG says:

          Alex goes on to say that she never read CSBHH’s drek book! (I added the adjective.)

  166. Nancy says:

    I LOVE that Andy told LuMan what Anderson Cooper
    said re: LuMan and “Class”. Priceless!

  167. codystl says:

    Once again, Jill still doesn’t have her reader’s digest version of her blog up on Bravotv.com when everyone else does. How is she going to spin this episode?

  168. jeang says:

    I HAVE NOT watched any of the HW of Oc or new york for a reason, I want them gone. I will only watch a housewives series other than oc or ny. I DONT Like nj, or atl, but will watch them religiously as well as beverly hills and miami. anything other than these low life lying snakes and hoes. I want these franchises to die, they deserve to die because there is nothing left on these series to warrant our support. I want to see the day when JILL,LUmannvestite, ,KELLY, cindy barhopperhoe, and vicky,trampra and cindylouhoe are out on their asses.

  169. Vesper says:

    So I guess that will be Jill calling in as Andy alluded to a “special guest caller”? Please. I am just as tired of Andy backing the wrong horse as the dumb brunettes.

    And Cindy is such a non enitity in this show. She’s probably one of the youngest and she acts like the boring grandma of the group. She needs to go.

  170. MichellefromNY says:

    Can I just say that besides for yelling at the T.V all night at both Luann and Kelly, this “yaha bibi” that Luann is trying to coin is pissing me off. Apparently, it’s a noun, a verb, and goes with EVERYTHING you can say. Besides it guarantees Luann to be the center of attention all the frickin time. Ugh, I hate her pretentious ass

    • FLG says:

      don’t know if it is actually correct, but I read a comment somewhere else that Countess Squash Blossom High Horse isn’t actually using the right word. When used for the feminine case the word has a t in it. It should be ya habibti

  171. MichellefromNY says:

    Oh and another thing, I think claims that Luann is a sociopath is true. I mean, did you see the faces she made? It was a little scary. She looked like she would murder someone in their sleep.

    • Adgirl says:

      That would be rude Dahling. Slicing someone ear to ear should be done to their face. Unless, you are figuratively killing them by making nasty ludicrous comments about them – that should only be done behind their back.

  172. kotagirl29 says:

    Someone just tweeted this to Kookoo. Priceless!!!

    @kellybensimon good heavens- who are you to define “authentic”? Are your boobs “authentic”?

  173. FLG says:

    Simon didn’t make it on Carly Hall’s show. 😦

  174. jeang says:

    Sorry, I have been gone from these blogs lately due to my obsession with the murdering mother casey anthony case. I have no tolerance for the likes of Jill, lumanntransgendermann,cindybarhopper,crazyass wannabee supermodelnot kelly,vickythewannabeewhorewhopper,trampra, the original whorehopper and the old looking newwhore peggy. dont forget the always useless caroline, dina and jacqueline, ashley and teresa. Yea, I think I am done with all these bitches.

    • Austin says:

      Yeah, it’s kind of like the whole HW franchise has jumped the shark.

    • nathania says:

      I love this post. I laughed out loud and then my parrot imitated me, so you made both of us laugh!

      poor, unfortunate guy stuck with Kelly: “I’m an actor.”
      Kooky Kelly: “Oh really? what instrument do you play?”

      • nathania says:

        sorry it forgot to erase the body of the last thing I posted so the 2nd part doesn’t apply to this

  175. Scorpiosue1102 says:

    After re-watching RHONY Andy Cohen has to seriously think of getting rid of Kelly. There is something so unstable about here. She is so all over the place. She thinks she is making a point, but she does not connect her own dots. “You ruined my tattoo!” was classic Kelly because after she says it she says “It’s not about the tattoo,” obviously it was part of unstable Kelly’s failed evening. The talking about a casino, Santa and using her online psychology degree just continued to show everyone that Scary Island is not a fluke. This IS Kelly’s reality. It is sad and Bravo should not be making anymore money off of this unstable woman’s own weirdness.

    • PF says:

      I was waiting for her to pop the jelly beans out to calm her down.

    • Ches says:

      I think she is really unstable too. It seems like she is getting help this year, either through meds or therapy, but I still think she has genuine psychological problems. If you watch her scenes with Alex, it’s almost like Alex is treating her as she would a child. I’ve thought since last year that Kelly’s mental and emotional growth stopped at around 13.

  176. kotagirl29 says:

    It’s a good thing that LuMann didn’t go on the tour of the palace she would have been trying to steal the walls to hang around her neck.

  177. MichellefromNY says:

    I guess Alex finally revealed who abused the staff the most in her blog. And guess what?? It was Luann!! And after hearing about the story where she was rude to the staff at a party, I’m not surprised. She is so pretentious its getting sickening. Somebody punch her, please

  178. jeang says:

    andy cohen and all interested parties, I For one, am done watching your rhonyw and oc and maybe next will be nj. with all the oportunities available to you, why, why, why, can you not find something better and more popular to air than this horsehocky? I am only one, but rest assured and I am done and moving on to other options and that incude s mob wives and basketball wives, hell even jersey shore. at least wiith those you know what to expect/ nothing like what your newtwork promises but fails to deliver. all you show is a bunch or nearly brokeass/bankrupt hateful whores

  179. jeang says:

    THINK about it, has Kelly EVER ON the air, had a real boyfriend. Never/////When she did have her pretend boyfriend max, who by the way at the same time was boinking sonja, remember when she was [pretending to dance, how lame was she in that twirl? please put this bitch on dancing with the stars along with the always lame teresa and jacqueine. it could be called dancing with the reality (not so much ) stars. Hell, thrown the Zarin and Delesseps bitches in there too. Now that I would watch

    • ihearttalavera says:

      No man could stand to be around her for more than five minutes. Unless she couldn’t speak. Because her mouth is full…

    • ihearttalavera says:

      Seriously, if they come any dumber than Kelly, I never want to know about it.

      • nathania says:

        I know, after the speed dating thing…

        poor, unfortunate guy stuck with Kelly: “I’m an actor.”
        Kooky Kelly: “Oh really? what instrument do you play?”

        • ihearttalavera says:

          I think my jaw was open for about two minutes after watching that scene. Idiot.

  180. Sonjafan says:

    After watching Alex, Luman and CrazyKell, I wanted to get on a plane to NY and push crazykel into a car when she is running in traffic. I’m glad I wasn’t there because I think I would have slapped her silly and that would have been authentic. Lumann is the rudes hostess, she needs to do her penance by riding on that camel for 8 hours straight. Animals can usually figure out bad people and I bet he simply did not like her – like the rest of us. I am a bit disappointed because I would have liked Sonja to get a bit more involved in the direction of the trip. By the way I read somewhere or perhaps in one of Sonja’s blogs that Lumann had only been to Marakesh once, not several times like she says and it was quite a few years ago. Loved Alex’s blog and Sonja’s is pretty good as well. Cindy’s is short and says absolutely nothing. Love all your thoughts!!!!

  181. If you had it like this says:

    I think Luann may get the Jill backlash this year. I’ve always found her detestable myself. There’s something about Alex that Jill and Luann can’t stand and when they go up against her and demean her the fans turn on them. I REALLY hope Luann gets what’s coming to her this year.

    • Sonjafan says:

      Great observation, too true!!!!

    • VAgirl says:

      I hope so, too. I hope Alex and Ramona are ready for the Lumann at the Reunion and let her have it. I hope Ramona doesn’t get wishy washy like she has with Jill. I wish Ramona could see the true Jill. I’m not sure she does. I wish Ramona’s good friend could be a housewife. The one with the long dark hair (don’t know her name) She would definitely have her back, I think. Sonja is in the middle and wants to be liked by everyone which if she want’s to stay on the show, might not be bad thing. I like Sonja and Alex and wish Alex could articulate when angry. She needs to learn how to do that. I’m tired and starting to sound like Crazy Kelly.

      • If you had it like this says:

        Ha! I’m tired too and i agree with everything you said! I was just thinking about all that after this episode. I sort of dread the reunion. I just don’t know if Alex can keep up with these vipers. I don’t think her teeth are sharp enough. Luann is the one who has razors on her tongue, not Bethenny! I’m pretty sure the brunettes will gang up on Alex and I hope the other blondes have her back as she does theirs.

        • VAgirl says:

          Alex really needs to prepare for the reunion. She’s not good thinking on her feet. I know because I have that problem, too. The key is preparing for what someone might say to you and having your response ready. Of course, there are always some surprises, but if you’re prepared, it usually turns out OK.

          • nic says:

            I thought I read they’ve already taped the reunion- on Simon’s twitter maybe?

          • nathania says:

            I think Alex needs to smoke a blunt about a half hour before the reunion and then just sprawl out on the couches and be like ‘whatevs, b*tches’.

            She isn’t going to win. She fights as if the truth matters, and it doesn’t. She needs to read ‘The art of war’ just to understand this, and then just smirk and leer and condescend to the turd couch. They are not worth her raising her blood pressure one single digit over. Everyone respects that she tries really hard, but she’s ony hurting herself being so in earnest all the time, over people who are not fit to shine her shoes.

    • ihearttalavera says:

      The problem is, as a serious recording artist, I don’t think Luann gives a crap what the viewing audience thinks of her. She’s obviously waaaay to into her music career to care. (insert sarcasm font here)

    • nathania says:

      Alex is truthful.

      Alex is moral.

      Alex is happy.

      There you have it.

      And i hate to be a traitor to this blog, but I muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh prefer Jill Zarin over Lou Ann.

      I do believe, that when tested, Jill will turn out to have human DNA.

      Lou ann is a heretofore uncatalogued species, I am afraid. There is nothing remotely human about this woman, it’s actually frightening.

    • floridagirl88 says:

      Could the jealousy be a husband, great kids, a successful book and blog, and most importantly to LuMan, an education? Also did anyone else notice Alex mentioning she had been to Morocco when one of her children was five months old? LuMan shut her right down because she wanted us to believe she was the only one who had ever experienced Morocco before.

  182. VAgirl says:

    Did you notice on WWHL when Luann said NO ONE besides her had ever been to Morocco? LIE! Alex had been there before.

    • If you had it like this says:

      Jill and Luann don’t acknowledge Alex. They sort of behave as if she doesn’t exist. I’ve noticed Jill doesn’t say much about Alex in her blogs.

      • VAgirl says:

        And I also thought it was funny when Anna was kind of joking on the house they stayed in. She wasn’t going the be PC on WWHL and fall in line for Luann. Yay!

        • If you had it like this says:

          Yes, and I loved that Ana chose Kelly as the weirdest and Luann tried to tell her she meant Alex. Even Andy acted surprised (huh Andy? You don’t know Kelly is a total freak?) Ana would have probably been more fun without a dud co-guest like Luann.

          • VAgirl says:

            Yea. She was a riot on SNL. I miss her, Cheri Oteri and Molly Shannon. Now they were the funniest women on SNL bar none.

            • ihearttalavera says:

              Yes! Did you see the episode Betty White hosted last year? All of them came back for it. One of the funniest episodes ever!

  183. FLG says:

    I didn’t watch WWHL. I remember the last time LuAnn Countess Imaginary Tiara Squash Blossom High Horse Bucking Camel was on WWHL and was publicly eviscerated by Cat O, she was supposed to bark out her latest auto-tuned tune. But only if Andy “asked nicely”. Did Andy “ask nicely”? Did she get to howl? I guess I wasted my money on the ear plugs I bought. I had planned on watching the show back then.

  184. ihearttalavera says:

    Looks like Kelly borrowed some jewelry from the LuManners Hubcab Collection tonight.

    • FLG says:

      She left her valuable road kill feather jewelry at home. Locked in the vault, I’m sure!

      • ihearttalavera says:

        Mmhmm. The owl collection was far too valuable to travel with.

      • If you had it like this says:

        Yeah. I loved when Luann said that she thought the bigger the jewelry the better tonight on WWhL. I am telling you. Luann doesn’t have money. She never wears expensive jewelry like the other ladies. I don’t even think she carries prestige bags like they do. Her husband has fifteen ex-wives. I doubt there’s much left for her.

        • FLG says:

          Well, that is most likely a blessing. If she had money to spend on expensive jewelry, her taste is so bad, that it’s only real value would be for melt down. Honestly, she has the worst taste in jewelry of any woman in the modern world. With her taste, it would have to be custom made and I would hate to see any real craftsperson waste their time on anything she would design.

          • FLG says:

            the jeweler would have to have her sign a non-disclose agreement. I can hear it now: “Yes, I will make it for you, but only if you agree to never tell where you got it. I have a reputation to maintain.”

            • ihearttalavera says:

              Oh. My. Gawsh. This post came in after I posted Amen. I’m dead from laughter. Again.
              Love your new name for Alexis too – Sleeve Slicer. Priceless.

          • ihearttalavera says:

            Amen.

  185. jeang says:

    I am going onto hsn to buy me a piece of ramona jewelry, the most inexpensive, of course unless it is irresistable, and will next go online a purchase at least a case of her pinot grigio. FU jill, lumann,barhoppercindy,teresa,jac,caroline,ashley,vicky.trampra,piggy,etc, etc, etc BTW, I HAVE A stock OF SKINNYGIRLS TO THE tune of TWO CASES IN MY florida room/PATIO fridge RIGHT NOW.

    • FLG says:

      Hey, it’s the start of Hurricane Season down here. We have to stock up, so we aren’t rushing to the stores when the warnings go up!

      • FLG says:

        Hurricane parties are much better with libations. Post Hurricane parties, too. If there are any libations left from the Hurricane Party.

        • jeang says:

          Dude I got my supplies, generators, hooch, two freezers full of meats and veggies and bags of ice and canned anddrygoods too. I am in central fla, lets keep in touch, ya never know when you have to evac to somewhere. I have never had to do that in 61 years, but you never know. I am here for all you all in the area if need be, You just gotta luv my cooper(dog) All are welcome. Party!!!!

          • FLG says:

            Let me know if you need to head south! I ended up at River Ranch during Hurricane Andrew. They were very good to everyone! They allowed us to bring our four legged family member, too. I will never forget their kindness. That was the only one I evacuated for. All of the others I have battened down the hatches for.

    • Error404 says:

      I went to get a bottle for last nights show and it was the last one! The store sold out already. The woman behind me in line wanted it too, so they took down our emails and said they let us know when the next shipment came in.

  186. MBDEA says:

    LuAnn was the coach of her varsity volleyball team???!!! That says soooo much. Effing Tyrant-Trannie.

  187. lillybee says:

    I liked Sonja’s blog a lot.

  188. If you had it like this says:

    I think Kell’s little mini meltdown tonight was a glimpse of the real her. With the f’ng this and f’ng that. We don’t usually hear such language from our sweet little, pious, innocent Kelly.

    • FLG says:

      with the see-through dress……and flip flops.

      • Sara says:

        I thought I heard Kelly tell Alex to put on her shrug because they were in Marakesh after all. What was that about? That it was chilly or the culture? She’s so strange.

        • nathania says:

          Kelly, who went running around the grounds with a freaking pair of lycra Daisy Dukes and a bra on.

          Kelly was just being a b*tch which is her true personality. What happened on scary island is that Kelly finally came up against someone whom she could not pull this crap on. Alex is soooooooooo naive, she still tries to see the good in people and give them the benefit of the doubt. Bethenny was raised by a horse track guy and a lunatic so she sees the world with a lot more jaded lens, which is appropriate when dealing with people like lou ann and kelly.

      • If you had it like this says:

        Yeah. And what about Luann in her designer caftan at the end?! She looked like a high priced Morrocan hooker.

        • FLG says:

          a hooker with a little something extra………..and I’m not talking about the caftan. I’m not so sure about the high priced part, either. We have established that she’s a hooker. We just haven’t established price.

  189. midwesthousewife says:

    I can’t watch this anymore because of Luanne. I actually feel sick after the shows and wwhl was too much. I wouldn’t open my front door to her if she was stranded during a blizzard so why do I let her in every Thursday night when I could be sleeping? I have cut ties with all the other toxic people in my life and she is the last.

    But I do love Alex, Ramona, and Sonja and have an odd desire to here what Whacky KuKu Doo says so I’ll still be here. Thank heavens for Lynn and Q!

    • nathania says:

      yeah, when people say “i wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire” they are referring to Lou Ann.

      One of the most truly despicable people Andy has ever had on these shows. Compared to her, Camille Grammer, Danielle Staub, Kim Zolciak and Nene Leakes are sympathetic characters. I mean, I at times have felt compassion for each of them. Even Nene has more humility than Countless. She’s not even human, she’s a freaking android. She and Jill have done more to make Alex so beloved on this show than Alex ever could have done herself. What is so bizarre to me is that Countless has NO personal relationship with the people she attacks. Does this strike anyone else as odd??

      Jill and Bethenny were friends, and there was friction. Jill and Ramona were friends, and there was friction. I think JIll cares legitimately for both women, unfortunately she’s such a psycho…
      Alex got in the mix over her feelings for both women Jill had issues with, but she had genuine friendships with them. But Luann had NO FRIENDSHIPS with any of them. I am beginning to suspect that Lou Ann has NO FRIENDS, PERIOD. And the ONLY way that she knows how to draw something into her life that resembles friendships is to use intimidation and sociopathy in the defense of other people that she wishes to call ‘friends’. It’s actually a very sad situation. And it is a PERFECT explanation for why she is so obsessed with her rules of etiquette and behavior: because CONSCIENCELESS people have no internal voice to tell them what is the right thing to do and the wrong thing to do. Without her little manners obsession, Lou Ann would not have any innate idea how to conduct herself and would probably be wandering the streets in raggedly clothes muttering to herself and drooling. Those rules are so important to her for a reason, because they can help to make a nasty, conscienceless monster appear to be a relatively normal human being. Without them she would be completely lost.

      • nathania says:

        on the other hand, I just had a realization that it’s probably for the best that she is not a nurse, she would definitely be one of those ‘angels of mercy’ types that killed her patients when she got tired of caring for them (not to mention getting them to sign over their life savings and houses and so forth to her…so even though she’s our cross to bear, at least she isn’t out in the medical field with access to innocent victims

  190. klmh says:

    Sonya’s blog is spot on, to me.

    • Error404 says:

      It made me sad. I know I’m suppose to admire her for defending Kelly, but it saddens me because I know Kelly wouldn’t pause to blink before ripping Sonja to shreads. Nice girls finish last on bravo.

      • klmh says:

        I agree, but Sonya knows that Kelly is ill and can see past that. Accept what it is, and move on. There is no changing for some personality disorders but it is life, just not fair.

  191. ihearttalavera says:

    It’s ironic that Alex is the only housewife who said she originally didn’t plan on having children, yet she is the one with the strongest maternal instinct. She is very caring and motherly to the other women in a really good way. Her boys are lucky to have her for a mother.

  192. MBDEA says:

    Absolutely LOVED that Andy read Anderson Cooper’s quote about class to the Class-less Tyrant Trannie and she tried to brush it off as if questioning Anderson (a Vanderbilt BTW) Cooper’s credentials and pedigree on the subject of class. She solidified her role as a class-less ridiculous desperate wannabe. Tyrant Trannie.

  193. ihearttalavera says:

    I’m on the West coast and that will definitely be worth staying up for – can’t wait! This is why I love Andy!

  194. ihearttalavera says:

    QUESTION: Why do the browns always accuse the blondes of acting?

    ANSWER: Because THEY are all acting!

  195. jeang says:

    I love alex and simon, but i JUST dont think they have what it takes, and i thought Sonja could ,but I think she is lacking as well.RHNyc is toast….they have no replacement for the master, which is betheny/ without her, they are irrevelant and done. Cat could help, but we thought last year sonja would too and she didnt. no one can school these bitches except for the girl, betheny. But she dont care and neither do I. I look forward to the day I goodle jill,lumann,krazy,caroline,teresa,jac,ash,vic,trampa etc and find nothing lately or relevelant.

    • If you had it like this says:

      You’re probably right. I will say my favorite moment all season was on WWHL when Cat was on with Luann and she obliterated her! I loved it. I’m sick. It was so uncomfortable and I loved it so much! Luann wanted to hide under her hat. She was no match for Cat.

    • MBDEA says:

      AMEN!

    • nathania says:

      you are right, Cat is the ONLY one who can save this show, but she won’t be able to, because she didn’t suck up to Andy enough on the WWHL. He’s too drunk to realize that everyone and their cousin bob (not to mention Anderson Cooper) hates the STUFFING out of lou ann the mean, mean, bullsh*t queen. I’m starting to think Andy is her only fan. No one else is buying the ettiquette crap, no one else cars at all about any of it.

      And tonight I felt genuinely sorry for Luann’s children. It’s so obvious now why the daughter is so screwed up. I can just seem Countess dearest being as cruel and snide and vindictive to her kids as she is to the grown women she doesn’t like. So sad.

  196. ihearttalavera says:

    You’re being weird.
    You’re being weird.
    You’re being weird.
    You’re having an inauthentic moment.
    You’re being weird.
    You’re being weird.
    You’re being weird.

  197. MBDEA says:

    I really like Alex but wish she was more articulate when she confronts these women certainly not allow Kookoo Kelly to shut her up. I can’t stand Kelly, delusional condescending moron.

    Also, I wonder how much Bravo paid her to be LuAnn’s parrot –a CooCooTiel to be exact. CooCooTiel Kelly, not a single original or discernible thought in that bird brain.

    • If you had it like this says:

      Alex is going to have to quit having these blow ups if she can’t complete the transaction….

      • nathania says:

        she is a bit naive to think she can have an emotional confrontation with an emotionless person who has the female version of Spicoli for a sidekick.

        I understand her feelings are strong but I have to ask myself would Ramona have done the same thing for her…and I don’t think Sonja or Ramona would have.

        The good thing is, Alex is getting more used to the confrontations. Maybe she will get better.

    • VAgirl says:

      Great name for Kelly. LOL

    • nathania says:

      Alex should have taken her aside the first time and said, look, when I am talking to someone stay the heck out of it. Period.

      I hope she will eventually tell her where to get off, it’s ridiculous.

  198. ihearttalavera says:

    Kelly says: People are not going to want to hang out with you.
    5th Graders say: People are not going to want to hang out with you.

    HOW DID ALEX NOT PUNCH HER IN THE PENIS?????

  199. California35 says:

    I agree, we should buy Ramona’s products… 🙂

    I just did some research and found out that her Pinot is on a store near me. I will go check it out tomorrow, I hope they do have it. I will report back.

    • VAgirl says:

      Jey, I just checked and it very near me, too. I’ll have to check it out. Who’d have thought it would be in VA of all places. It’s in 10 states now.

    • nathania says:

      I would buy anything Ramona is selling for skincare or appearance.

      I have got to hand it to that one, her looks kick major behind for her age. Ramona looks fantastic, it’s very inspiring.

      ( and I am not talking about just her face but her body is in great shape and that belly dancing outfit did not lie, God love her.)

  200. MBDEA says:

    So did anyone keep count of the fights on this trip alone? It should be a RH drinking game by now; fight, down the hatch, fight, down the hatch, fight, down the hatch.

  201. MBDEA says:

    OMG, I do believe the Cnt-lss (AKA Tyrant Trannie) is getting a hard-on for the belly dancers.

  202. If you had it like this says:

    I swear, seeing Luann on that bucking camel NEVER gets old. I die laughing every single time I watch it! It kills me! Almost as much as Sonja on the horse(and I like Sonja) but that was just so strange and hilarious! It was like she didn’t have any leg muscles to hold her down or something. She was bouncing around on that horse like a toddler and her daddy’s knee!! OMG. I’m laughing so hard thinking about it right now.

    • ihearttalavera says:

      You know what’s really funny about it? Her laugh. She’s trying to be condescending to an f’ing camel! Honestly, dahhling!

      • If you had it like this says:

        That camel wanted her to get the F off of him! Man. It couldn’t have happened to a better person. Luann looked like a rodeo clown!

    • FLG says:

      I still hope my brother was right and that camel likely had fleas! CSBHH needs some blood removed.

    • nathania says:

      I know, when a freaking camel in the middle of the desert knows what a p.o.s. you are, you might as well hang it up.

    • floridagirl88 says:

      On WWHL Andy played a clip that showed it several times on a loop. He was clearly amused. LuMan was not.

  203. FLG says:

    Since I’m not much of a drinker, I’ll just have to do head spins and eye rolls. I won’t be hung over, but my neck will be sore as all get out and I guess the double vision will clear within a couple of days……

  204. ihearttalavera says:

    I think the browns are being this mean to Alex because they know Ramona or Sonia would not tolerate it. It’s not a fair fight with Alex and they know it. Alex tries to keep it classy.

    • VAgirl says:

      It’s like the bullies in school will pick on the one who won’t stand up to them. The weakest one (or the nicest one in this case).

      • ihearttalavera says:

        Exactly. They are a bunch of emotionally stunted bullies. Isn’t that usually why bullies bully? Only most people grow out of it when they are in grade school. It’s truly disgusting.

      • NYCer says:

        I don’t think Alex is “the nicest one.” I just think she is the worst fighter. She tries to choose her words carefully and gets really tongue-tied.
        Can’t believe what a monster LuAnn was in this episode. Andy Cohen needs some serious coaching before the NY reunion because she just rolls over him- like tonight on WWHL. He’s never able to call her out!!!’

        • VAgirl says:

          Andy just can’t seem to get to the real crux of the situations with these housewives. I don’t know what it is exactly. I wish they would let someone else who has balls take over the reunions.

        • MBDEA says:

          He did try, though. But, yeah, ITA

    • nathania says:

      I just learned something in my communication class that I think applies to this. Alex is very low context in communication, everything is stated and she is extremely cerebral. The two 6′ tall turds are very high context in their communication, little is stated and most of the communication is left unsaid, only implied. There is just no way Alex is going to win against these too lunatics.

      Plus it’s very clear that both MTA’s (model to @sshole, I modified the industry slang MTA which usually means ‘model to actress’) are very skilled in intimidating people with their height. They are used to people being scared of them (probably didnt’ hurt who they used to be married to either.)

  205. jeang says:

    Each week I go into ABC liquours and they havent had it, but assure me it is coming cause we in Fla get it right behind NY and NJ. WTH i AM going online to find me some just to piss the Jill/Lumann/.Krazy.

    • VAgirl says:

      My ABC stores in VA have not had Skinny Girl Margaritas in stock for a while. They can’t keep it in stock. Maybe the Beam company can fix the suplly situation.

      • jeang says:

        wow when I first found it the supplies were limited, but last week, there were at least two dozen on the shelves. EVERY TIME i go in i ask about the other sgm, you know the sangria and the other options, and they have no idea when they are coming and they also know about people asking for ramona pinot….so they know people are looking for then and will eventually get them. where are you in va. my son is in marine corp band admin in quantico. i am in central fla. in this economy, they are looking to get what people are asking for.

        • VAgirl says:

          I’m near VA Beach. Quantico is about 3+ hours away. I went to a class there once when I worked for the Government.

          • VAgirl says:

            Sorry, I went to Ft Belvoir, but that’s not too much difference distance wise..

          • jeang says:

            see if you can get my email address from lynn, my son used to live in hampton, near va beach, but unfortunately he is now going thru a divorce and is living alone in quantico. Divorce is gonna happen soon and although I hate it for him, its best considering his soon to be excontrolfreaking ex. You know you never want this to happen to your children, but wth, I dont want him to be walking on eggshells with that bitch for the rest of his life. if you cant get it from lynn, i will put it it out there for you.

  206. ms molly says:

    This season is nothing more than a planned orchestration by Jillousy to retaliate at Ramona for not asking her to stay on Scary Island. Jill needs to “be in the background” because she has proclaimed that she is “changed”‘ The sad part is that the people she is using to accomplish her goal of ruining Ramona’s reputation have no idea just how much they are being used. LuAnn is totally a non entity and Kelly and Cindy are useless. For Kelly to try and appear sane is just beyond ridiculous and only confirms that she is “crazy”. Jill is behind tjese antics to desparage Ramona and they will surely backfire just as they did with Bethenny.

  207. Sonjafan says:

    HOW DID ALEX NOT PUNCH HER IN THE PENIS?????

    Best line of the evening – I spit my drink all over my keyboard. Really needed the laugh as job hunting sucks…A BIG THANKS!!!!!

  208. VAgirl says:

    OK, then the bullies chose the worst fighter to pick on. Classic actions of a bully.

  209. nathania says:

    who won the freaking poll?? Anyone? Anyone?

    I hope it was Kelly, it was for weirdest housewife…

  210. We Can Never Be Friends says:

    I just watched the video of Kelly and Alex argument. It’s just rediculous how Alex let’s Kelly keep saying “authentic” and “shshshshshshshshshshshshshshsh” and Alex doesn’t bitch-slap her.

    • nathania says:

      I would have.

      I got that feeling watching it, like here’s where I would have to leave because I’d catch a charge at this point and Moroccan jail is not something I want to experience

    • ihearttalavera says:

      You can tell from Kelly’s behavior that she really only interacts with her young daughters and a therapist in her daily life. This is how she treats the other women. It’s all she knows.

  211. lillybee says:

    I got the impression that Cindy was turned off by Lulu’s and Kelly’s behavior toward Alex. I hope that I am not wrong. Lulu was so absolutely rude to Alex at dinner. With “I thought you knew better than that Alex, you are educated” and on and on.

    • MBDEA says:

      Alex IS –certainly more than the CntLess

      • ihearttalavera says:

        Luann had the nerve to say on WWHL she said NOTHING to Alex for Alex to be mad about. Um, what? These women are delusional. And I keep watching them. I disgust myself.

    • ihearttalavera says:

      It’s always hard for me to tell when/if Cindy is disgusted because she NEVER CLOSES HER MOUTH. So is she really disgusted or is she a mouth-breather?

    • nathania says:

      she hates alex

      what is hysterical to me is that Lou Ann has zero reason to hate Alex.

      or ramona.

      there is just no personal history there. She’s borrowing other peoples conflicts to hate on these people because of.

      I mean, wtf is wrong with this woman.

      • ihearttalavera says:

        Huge ego. Narcissism.

      • Katiecoo says:

        She’s clearly not as happy as she claims.

      • FLG says:

        Ramona has the Hamptons goods on CSBHH. Jillzy’s speakerphonegate when Jill let LuAnn listen in on the phone conversation while Jillzy was staying with CSBHH in the Hamptons. It was the episode with dueling Hamptons parties. Ramona basically said that LuAnn was effing all around the Hamptons while Count Alexandre was off in Switzerland. Granted, he was efffing around on her, too. Then Ramona had her twittergate problem regarding Victoria’s Youtube performance. So, LuAnn does have axes to grind with Ramona, but it was ALL true. Ramona WASN’T LYING. I don’t think she has any axes to grind with Alex, she just thinks Alex is beneath her because she lives in Brooklyn and doesn’t have a mansion in the Hamptons. Alex has a much better educated than CSBHH does, too.

      • Jules says:

        Luman is still made over Ramona saying that she was married to an old man, and Ramona saying the she was responsible for breaking up the attempt at reconciliation between Jill and Bethenny at Ramona apt. She is a very vindictive b-tch!!!!!!

    • Katiecoo says:

      You’re right, she was. She’s coming thru as one of the ONLY decent ones on this show. I doubt she would return as it almost feels like she realizes she’s in a lunatic asylum.

    • I got that impression too and for once it made me like Cindy a lot
      she may be dull and kind of odd when it comes to food
      i mean seriously who doesnt enjoy food ??? but i liked that she saw that Counless Nogoodbitch was so rude to Alex and you just know that alex was NEVER told what time dinner was

  212. jeang says:

    I am 61 years old and never thought I would be watching the likes of basketball wives, mobwives, jersey shore and now Gyspy whatever housewives. but what the hell option has bravo left us? I DO remember being 20 something and marvel at the differences in my old reality and theirs. I do remember being late 30 something and now 60 something & well after burying the love of my life, at this time, it funny to get on email and see all the lame guys trying to hook up with people my age. ewwwwwwww I always used to think I would find someone in my 60s to live with, but hell no, find them asap before you reach my age. Luckily I have no desire to be with anyone else because when you have been with the best, why try the rest(losers)? You really dont want to look at these guys, they are losers, wanting to hook up with a sugarmama and sponge off of them/YOU

    • twoile says:

      @jean, If U like gr8 drama etc try AMC “The Killing” though the series is at the end u can get it on demand….excellent who-done-it! Same station as Mad Men I believe that Bravo’s sell by date is long expired…love the blog though…tx 2 Lynn, Q, Boston & MM as well as everyone else here, I don’t watch the trash any more just come 2 the gr8 blog w/gr8 ppl.:0)

  213. Katiecoo says:

    Well the one thing that has clearly come through out of this Season is I despise Luann as much as Jill Zarin now. The absolute ONLY thing I would wish that could make this episode tolerable, would be if I could watch it with Bethenny giving all the Greek Chorus commentary.

  214. ihearttalavera says:

    From Alex’s blog:
    “Some of these women have very strange habits, and for the moment I’m not even talking about Jill. Although she was really vindictive toward Ramona, her poodle hair and desire to be part of a harem almost gave her a pass. It’s Kelly and LuAnn who really act up this week…In a way, Kelly doesn’t know any better. She just needs to be given a bag of gummy bears and a sedative.”
    HYSTERICAL!!!

    • Katiecoo says:

      Love it…Kelly is clearly still a total LUNATIC but Luann’s a full blown Bitch.

    • FLG says:

      Loved that part, too! Many gems in Alex’s blog. Enough to make a hubcap sized necklace with!

      • FLG says:

        or noose.

        • ihearttalavera says:

          Surely her bf will dump her after this season, right? What man is going to want to marry THAT?

          • Katiecoo says:

            I don’t think he speaks English very well. She’s gotten so bitchy for a reason, and she’s supposedly “so happy” with the new boyfriend. People who are truly happy at home don’t need to pick constant petty power struggles with others while relishing in their pain. Wonder how he felt watching “Mommie Dearest” tonite. Not cute, funny, feminine sexy. Unless maybe he loves a full blown bitch. Damn this chick got under my skin tonite (she kind of looks like my stepmonster maybe that’s why).

          • FLG says:

            I still think it is all a showmance between CSBHH and Jacques.

  215. Katiecoo says:

    Hate to tell you Luann, but you are an absolutely abhorrent hostess. An embarassment to all hostessessness everywhere. All etiquette and civilized behavior is embarassed by your behavior toward these women you were “hosting”. You are the House Mother from Hell. Who would ever want to go on a freaking vacation with you?

    • I couldnt agree more
      what a wretched person she has become
      the oe thing i enjoyed was when Andy read to her what Anderson Cooper said about people that bring up Class and he is 100 per cent correct
      if she had any she wouldnt need to bring it up

  216. ihearttalavera says:

    Us to Luann: You can go now.

    • ihearttalavera says:

      That was supposed to be in response to your comment, Katieco. 🙂

    • Katiecoo says:

      Yes, she can go. Straight to hell. That bitch really pissed me off tonite. She and Jill deserve each other. They will eventually eat each other alive…while enjoying the torture. Blech yuk ugh ugh ugh. Kelly is just a full blown mental patient.

    • FLG says:

      I agree. LuAnn you are dismissed daahling.

      • nathania says:

        evil.

        and both Kelly and Lu ann have those taglines, ‘zip it’, etc…

        they both talk to people like they are children.

        which means one thing, this is the way they parent. we have already seen, both of lu ann’s kids are heads and heading down a bumpy road. and KKK needs to go ahead and order some custom bars for those windows, cause her kids will probably head down the same path.

      • FLG says:

        I couldn’t resist trying to get a post onto LuAnn’s Bravo Blog: LuAnn, you’ve been very critical of Ramona regarding her consumption of Pinot Grigio pretty much calling her an alcoholic. So why would you then offer Ramona more wine? It doesn’t strike me as something a responsible hostess would do, but then, what do I know? You’re obviously the expert on all things pertaining to class and being a proper hostess. Don’t you just love Anderson Cooper?

        • i tried so hard to get thru to wwhl last night on the phone
          i was gonna call her out on her b/s about telling everyone when dinner was what a F’ing liar that bitch is
          3 peopel show up late all saying they had no idea when dinner was
          sure countless and then when she tried to correct Anya about which housewive was the most weird
          and kept insisting that Anya meant Alex i was so glad when she said no i MEANT Kelly
          so it seems Lulu is on the crazy train too

          and its official Andy got on my last never last night
          there hasnt been one wwhl where he hasnt put Alex down for something this entire season except for when she was there in the studio supporting Simon
          is it just because he thinks she wont snap back
          is so then he is the biggest P*ssy ever

  217. Is anyone else hoarse today from screaming at the tv last night
    omg i am so against violence but if i were alex i so would have punched kelly right in that nose of hers
    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    your not mad your sad
    well i knew it was bound to happen sooner then latet Krazy is back

  218. one of my all time fave songs sung by Dame Shirley Bassey Written for her by Pet Shop Boys

  219. butterisafruit says:

    Good Morning.

    I didn’t watch last night. I didn’t have it in me.
    I do want to support, Alex, Ro and Sonja. However
    the meanness is too much for me to take.
    They’re no better than “Jersey Shore”. I have been
    watching a few of the shows. I knew last night’s would
    set me over the edge. However I LOVE the posts.

    • boston02127 says:

      Morning Butter—-I ended up shutting if off last night. They were headaching. All that exaggerated drama of stupid little things that goes on and on and on. I couldn’t take their trivial dribble any longer.

      • butterisafruit says:

        You’re right Boston. It is trivial. They look for problems when none exist.
        I’d be at the American Consulate the first day.
        Well it’s FRIDAY and the heat is slowly leaving. Whew!

  220. BaaBee Loves Kitties says:

    Good morning & thank you all for watching for me again. The only good thing about these shows are the hilarious remarks made here. 🙂

  221. NYCer says:

    Hi Lynn,
    I wish you would write an open letter to Sherri Salata in your next post. Can anyone believe that there were Oprah producers watching with Jill last night and tweeting message if support like “Harpo girls love Jill Zarin.” ??? How is this happening?
    Why would the Harpo brand associate itself with Jill– are they so uninformed that they don’t know Susan Saunders is a proven liar? Have they missed the episodes where JZ calls other women “f/ing bitches?” Maybe they just wanted a free trip to the Hamptons? (I pray that people don’t associate my beloved NYC and my beloved Hamptons with JZ.)
    What kind of crazy payoff is happening here? First JZ and Lisa Wexler end up in a front row for a mini-favorite things episode of Oprah and then a month later JZ is hosting 4 producers for a free Hamptons weekend? I swear if JZ ends up on OWN doing some jewish mother- friendship- bullying show I will lead the boycott. And I am a huge Oprah fan. It saddens me that they would choose to affiliate themselves with a woman like Jill. I’m so confused by it, and of course true to form Jill us milking it for all it is worth. Yuck.

  222. Dear members of the IHJZ community, I am an avid reader of the blog, and wanted to start posting. Here is my introduction to all of you. If anyone else wants to join my open letter, they are more than welcome. Lynn, thanks for all you do. Go team Blonde!

    AN OPEN LETTER TO ANDY COHEN

    Dear Mr. Cohen,

    On behalf of Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy, Ramona and Mario Singer, Alex McCord and Simon Vankampen, and Sonja Morgan, I respectfully wish to voice my displeasure regarding season four of the real housewives of new york city. It is my firm belief that during season three we were able to see the REAL real housewives of New York City. We witnessed Bethenny Frankel grow her passion for business while finding love in the process. We witnessed Alex McCord and her thoughfulness, her desire to be a good friend and do the right thing even if it means less camera time, and we witnessed Ramona Singer go through her renewal and change some of her thoughts and behaviors for the better.

    It is my firm belief that these were authentic events in the lives of these individuals. We also witnesed the lives of those who, while upsetting, were also engaging in real behavior. We were privy to Jill Zarin bully her ex-friend, Bethenny Frankel with the assistance of LuAnn DeLesseps, and we watched Kelly Bensimon have an embarrassing breakdown in St. John. While not anything to emulate, these women also gave us valuable insight into their real lives. When tuning into the Real Housewives, this is something that viewers expect and deserve.

    I do not have a crystal ball. I cannot see into the future and I certainly was not there when the women signed up for season 4 of the show. However, I would bet my life on the fact that both Jill and Kelly were upset about the fact that they were shown in their true light and demanded to be treated with the utmost respect and positive editing for season 4. It is my guess that you, as the producers promised them both that they would be heavily edited and that nothing negative would be shown. While it is important to preserve the personal dignity of an individual who has signed up for a reality show, it is also encumbant upon Bravo to show the truth. Indeed, Bravo has a responsibility to the audience to show how things actually occur and what is actually said about them. While Jill Zarin often blamed editing on her poor portrayal in the past, it is quite clear that she is once again completely wrong. The previous seasons, with a different set of producers showed Jill and her friends in their true light. The current producers are not, and thus failing the audience that they are supposed to serve.

    My best friend and I were having dinner at the Cheesecake Factory the other night and discussing these facts. My friend said the most apt observation to date, in my mind, regarding the real housewives of new york season four: “It’s like the bad guys won.” The attempts of Bravo to show the “brunettes” as some kind of busted up Sex and the City (TM Jaqueline Laurita) while lying and destroying the character of Ramona Singer by calling her an alcoholic is not only unfair but brutal and a real destruction of her character. We also were shown, in my mind, a heavily edited version of the disgreement between Sonja and Alex during the same-sex marriage march; my guess is that there were other reasons that Alex didn’t speak, that someone at the march screwed up, and Sonja and Alex, being classy individuals, are covering for them. Of course, this is all lost to the unfair and unreal season 4 editing.

    Mr. Cohen, if this continues into season 5 (if there is one, clearly your attempts to turn the brunettes into the “good guys” aren’t paying off ratings wise, viewers tend to want to see the truth) I will not be a viewer. It is stunning and upsetting to me that a series which was supposed to document the lives of these women has now turned into scripted television. Jill Zarin has said as much. We know she plays to the cameras and also tells us that the “show is about talking behind each others backs.” Really, with “friends” like these, Mr. Cohen, who needs enemies?

    Consider me one less viewer next season if this unfair and unreal “editing” continues.

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