I Hate Jill Zarin The Real Housewives of New York After Morocco

I Hate Jill Zarin – The Real Housewivews of New York by LynnNChicago

I was really upset with Sonja Morgan after the first few episodes of this season , the way that she treated Alex McCord really annoyed me.  Even after Alex forgave her and even Tweeted her support of Sonja I wasn’t altogether ready to forgive and forget.  Tonight Sonja completely won me back tonight.

Does this woman use hangers?

When Cindy was forcing her brother and her assistant to look at her vacation photos I thought, are you kidding me?  We have to watch Cindy boring her loved ones with these stupid pictures?  When Sonja popped on-screen and openly admitted that she cut Cindy out of the photos I loved it!  After the initial shock of what Sonja said I was laughing hysterically!  I did not see that coming, I fully expected Sonja to deny it all and say it was just an honest mistake but Sonja owned it and it was the best scene of the night!  Luckily it was the only scene that featured Cindy and as expected in Cindy’s scenes it was incredibly dull, until Sonja popped on the screen.  Brilliant!

Sonja had a rough episode and thanks to Jill Zarin, all the details and dollar amounts are out there on-screen, obviously all the newspaper and internet media posted details and figures but it’s not Jill’s place to repeat rumors on-screen.  Instead of just being supportive the way Alex, Ramona and even Cindy were on-screen, Jill decided she was going to pretend that she actually attended college and give Sonja legal advice.  To add insult to injury, Jill’s interview was so condescending and judgmental yet she has absolutely no experience or education in these matters.  Her sister and father being attorneys doesn’t qualify Zarin to open her big vicious mouth!  The legal education doesn’t seep into your brain just because you’re nearby Jill, neither does human decency or restraint, no matter how much time you spend with Alex McCord, you’ll never be a decent human being.  Everybody hates a know-it-all.

Luann actually popped on-screen and said that NOW she understands why Sonja was behaving badly in Morocco, adding “it wasn’t just the influence of Ramona”.  Is she kidding?  Sonja behaved badly?  We’ll get to Lulu…

Jill Zarin and Luann deLesseps notwithstanding, my best to Sonja Morgan, I hope things only get better!

Bravo spent an extra three months editing this show but I thought the goal of re-editing was to make it better?  We got Jill Zarin with her husband shopping for suits and Jill manages to make a fool of her husband by vetoing every choice he made and allowing him to utter all of three words throughout the entire scene.  Jill explains that she worked for a years in a men’s clothing store.  Yoohoo Jill Zarin, Bobby’s been buying suits for himself for a lot longer, let the man buy the suit he wants!   I love how Jill figures that having her initial embroidered onto Bobby’s shirt then women will stop hitting on him…do women hit on Bobby Zarin?

Another dull scene that Bravo foolishly included in tonight’s episode was Luann having dinner with her boyfriend and the only thing I remember hearing  over and over “I missed you” and “your feather hair style is so 80’s”.  Oh wait, that was me talking…..

Why do they want to show us this dull couple having dinner in a (cliché) French Restaurant?  Is this the best you got Bravo???  Come on bring on the good stuff!

The show opens with dueling seductions, Alex and Simon are back together at home and Simon gifts his wife with three sexy outfits of lingerie and Alex models them for her husband (and the Bravo cameras)  While in a hotel somewhere, Ramona is seducing her husband with rose pedals strewn about.  Both scenes felt a bit too forced and set up.  The two couples just got back together after having been away from each other for a week as the ladies battled it out in Morocco.  I wonder why we didn’t see Jill seducing Bobby?  ewwwww

After Jill’s legal and financial lecture she has the ladies take a look at her new underwear and let her know if they like it, according to Jill they are allowed to dislike it but they have to be nice about it.  Jill tells us that she didn’t invite Ramona to the “it’s all about me” Jill Zarin underwear viewing because this is business and Ramona was completely responsible for Jill losing a million dollar contract with Kodak last season.  Seriously?  Luckily Alex interviewed with the voice of reason and told us that while Jill likes to say that, it simply isn’t true.  Jill is a liar.

The evening ended on a low note for both Luann and Alex, they two ladies get together for coffee and Lulu tells us that she is good friends with the owner of the restaurant yet she’d never been there before.  Nice friend, way to support a friend’s new restaurant Lulu!  

Niceties are exchanged but it doesnt’ last long as Alex tries to explain that she felt slighted by Luann in Morocco, she wanted to try to get Luann to see reason.  A job best left to professionals, I would say.  Could you see Lulu with a therapist?  She’d be arguing with them the entire time….anyway…

It was clear to viewers that Alex was simply trying to get Luann to see that she felt as though Luann treated her badly in Morocco.  Viewers could easily see it, everything Alex said to Luann was a fact, Luann was condescending, dismissive and all those other things Alex said she was, yet Luann didn’t hear a word Alex said.  Luann did the exact same thing in the restaurant that she did in Morocco, Lulu was condescending, dismissive and extremely rude as she interrupted Alex every time she tried to speak.

Luann took things way too far, her manly voice getting louder and louder so that other guests in the restaurant started to look over.  Luann does whatever she can to insult Alex and ends with “get a life” as she storms out of the restaurant.  I found it ironic that she tells Alex to “get a life” when she has no job, her kids are a hot mess and she’s dating a guy half her age who looks like he stepped out of a 90’s sitcom.  Oh dude, the hair, really!!!

Andy’s poll on Watch What Happens Live reflects the thoughts and feelings of viewers, Alex won hands down with 75% of the vote.  No matter how hard Cohen tries to make a fool of Alex, viewers can see that Lulu was behaving badly, rude and is an all around nasty woman.  Nice try Andy!

Cindy Barshop showed her immaturity once again by Tweeting during last night’s show.  This woman really should just shut up and let the season continue in silence because she continues to make a fool of herself.  She actually called Sonja “a loser” on Twitter.  Cindy’s like a 6th grader trying to play with the high school kids.  Give it up Barshop!

Alex and Simon were at a charity function with Mary Amons of the DC Housewives last night:

I’ll have a complete wrap up on Watch What Happens Live, the Real Housewives of New York Blogs and Quincy will have her recap of Simon’s webisode tomorrow right here at IHJZ!

If you missed Carly and I dissing on the RHONY last night, you can listen here:

Both Quincy and Imajustsaying called it, it was great!!!

RHONY Radio Call In Show With Carly Hall Co Hosted with Lynn Hudson:http://t.co/6gLK4ah

Until Next Time…

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509 Responses to I Hate Jill Zarin The Real Housewives of New York After Morocco

  1. T-REX says:

    For once a First to post thanks for the recap

  2. Carly says:

    How much SQUUZ, SQUIZ, SQEEZE, SQUID….whatever…COUTURE has been sold thus far? One pair to Lisa (Don Imus told Bethenny Lisa was fat)? Can anyone find out if this is a popular product? Sometimes B-R-A-V-O feels like H-S-N.

    • T-REX says:

      I didn’t watch the show as I am boycotting this season, but from Lynn’s blog I find it interesting that Jzilla didn’t want any criticism for her low-budget line of clothing that will go the way of ShebySheree, yet we have seen her bash Ramonas skin care line, actually at the event Ramoner was having for the line. I believe she has also put down Ramoner’s wine, she just shows week by week what a 2-faced, lying, backstabber she is. Oh, and Kodak was not going to give her a million dollars to promote them, it was one freakin event and she failed miserably at it.

      • Angela Cox says:

        Did anyone notice how cheaply they were made? There wasn’t enough lycra in them to strech over Sonya and she’s not a big girl…I bet JZ used the cheapest fabric and lace she could use…would not buy…..

        • I thought maybe they were just sized wrong. Seems like Jill is admitting she has a battle of the pounds and flab going on.

          • Angela Cox says:

            did anybody read the wall street journal interview where she says she has no cellulite? give me a break shes almost 50..we all have some …hellooooo

      • twoile says:

        @trex More like $100.00. :0)

    • Error404 says:

      It’s not even out yet, that’s what an f-up Jill is. I can run down to my local and buy a bottle of Ramona Pinot, but Jill tells fans in her super top secret friends only blog that squeezemeelmo couture is ” coming soon” to select Macy’s and lord&taylor. I assume ” select” means one each, like her bedding line was sold in about 3 bb&b stores total.

      • Where the garden grows says:

        That just shows a busness person in action (Ramona) vs. a idiot in limbo (Jill). LOL.

      • Carly says:

        Interesting. Thanks! ❤

      • T-REX says:

        I have a friend that works for Major store line in marketing. She said that “select” often times means “test” marketing stores, all major companies that sell apparel has these types of stores. If the line does well they expand the target markets. I am sure that one of the reasons Foghorn is promoting her line, is that her Select market is very small since there isn’t a demand. Spanx started in select markets and had good internet marketing and a good product, then they had the wonderful windfall of having the product mentioned on Oprah.

      • cdnfillie58 says:

        I’m cracking up over your “squeezemeelmo couture “

      • twoile says:

        @E Could B that if squeeeeeeezzzzzz is attached 2 the discounted bbb linens , Shill may actually enjoy some sales.:0)

  3. okeydoekey says:

    U don’t have to bother with a WWHL recap it was boring. Alex and Sonja should have been on. Less Kelly and Cindy this episode which made the episode interesting.
    Luann needs to be fitted for a muzzle.

  4. Error404 says:

    I just read that the muff mogul is counter suing her ex employee claiming the racist accusation cost her business and now she wants $5 million in damages.

    • T-REX says:

      Cindy should sue herself because her actions on the RhNY is what is costing her business! I am not even watching just following on this blog and seeing some of her twitters and I can tell you I probably would have tried her shop out before she was on the show, but now, no way that wretch is jazzling anything on me!

    • okeydoekey says:

      Cindy should sue her dentist instead. Sonja’s new doctor friend has the same bad fake teeth. NYC dentist need continuing education courses.

    • quincyil says:

      I would not have done that. The lady doesn’t have money because she has no job. It seems cruel to me.

      • VAgirl says:

        Cindy knows that. She just wants the lady to either drop her discrimination complaint or wants to get off with a small settlement to the lady. That’s how these things work. They will probably settle before it gets too far. And the amount will be “confidential” per the settlement agreement.

    • Nancy says:

      What a surprise. She should be spending her money at the Paternity Lab.

  5. Indy Anna says:

    Again, great blog. I never watch but I do depend on you Lynn, and you Quincy, to keep me up-dated. It is out on AOL web site that Bethenny is filming a talk show pilot. Yippee. Hope it’s a great success.

  6. SeoulSista says:

    Gah! Couldn’t the laryngitis fairy pay a visit to Casa de Countess and bestow upon us all the favor of blessed silence from that infernal excuse of a woman? I had no idea that acting in a classy manner involved being a middle-class royal-wannabe poser that shouts others down to make herself heard. She is a mean and nasty woman, truly, the troll under the bridge to the blondes billy goats gruff. I am sure Alex has tired of hearing her exclaim that someone is trip-trapping across her territory and simply wants to give her the business end of some pointy horns…

    • pidge says:

      After watching that scene with Alex and the “Countess”, I don’t know who I dislike more – Jill or Luann.

  7. kellynnola says:

    Luann wouldn’t let Alex get a word in edge wise? Does she not think that is rude?

  8. Bella Bay Beach Girl says:

    Kelly’s blog states she would never wear tasteful lingerie on a TV show primarily watched by women, but she will pose scantily clothed in tacky outfits /nude for photos which are published in a magazine primarily purchased for the purpose of men to, ehem, “pleasure” themselves????
    HYPOCRITE! Her Poor kids…. I’m sure it must be confusing to live with a woman who sends out Christmas cards with her kids in front of a dishwasher…. It was probably the only clean place in her house.

    My favorite part of last night’s episode was Sonya and the Camel pics…. I can just hear her saying, “Hey Cindy, let’s take another I think you blinked in that one” and giggling all the way back to the riad.

    Luann runs away from confrontation when she knows she is wrong…. WE ALL HEARD YOU LUANN when you stomped into the room in YOUR Herman Munster shoes and demanded from a sobbing Romona, “Why are you starting trouble.” Then you had that stupid look on your face when Sonya and Alex ushered you out…. I knew you would try to make Alex pay for that one! Oh and Lu Lu, last time I told anyone to “Get a Life” I was 12 and in junior high school. I’m pretty sure you knew she had you on the run and it was a no win situation. Alex did not owe you an apology!

  9. kellynnola says:

    Cindy tweeted “What did you all think of the granny porn?” She’s most likely referring to Ramona and Mario at the hotel. Ramona looks way better than Cindy at her age…

    • quincyil says:

      Dear Cindy, the granny porn gives me hope. Thanks, Marios and Ramona….

      • SeoulSista says:

        an addendum…Dear Cindy, while the granny porn gives me hope, your dentures certainly do not. Pray tell, how do they hold up whilst chomping a crisp apple…

    • Error404 says:

      I think she was most likely referring to the old lady glasses she was using to try and seduce her brother with.

      • kellynnola says:

        I just read her blog and she was indeed referring to Ramona.

        • Both Ramona and Alex – and Alex is much younger than any of then. Wasn’t Cindy the one that started the discussion of watching porn with normal people in it in Morocco? She’s one strange woman. Very bitter in her heart.

        • vilzvet says:

          I was creeped out when she said in her blog she “couldn’t wait” to get back to her babies and HER BROTHER! Sorry, that seems so weird. And did Kellykoo mention in her blog that she has a boyfriend?? Oh, tell us more…give the guy a medal now.

          • ATLmeetsNYC09 says:

            I feel sorry for that guy, whoever he is.

          • ms molly says:

            He doesn’t exist….yet. She is imagining what she is going to do when that psychic fairy sends her the man that’s going to make her pregnant and marry her.

      • SoutheastVA says:

        I actually posted the following tweet responding to her: It was better than your #grannyteeth How sad are you to hate on couples being loving to each other. #rhony #growup

        She’s pathetic!

    • okeydoekey says:

      Cindy is stupid for hiding behind twitter to talk crap now. She should have shown her true colors n front of the camera. Too late to start acting up now Cindy this is your first and last season.

      • Jezzibel says:

        Cindy should be the last one to talk smack about castmates relationships with their hubbys…cause last time I loooked she had no man of her own(aside from her creepy brother).

    • nathania says:

      her agism kind of supports my theory that her hooking up with KKK on the show was strategic and based on business and nothing else, and that once Ramona got her in, she dropped Ramona like a hot potato which was always her plan.

  10. Sweep says:

    I can’t imagine that JZ’s stuff will sell . . . well . . . probably as well as her book did. Too many people want nothing to do with her.

    • quincyil says:

      So far, her book and the bedding line seem to have failed. The expansion of Zarin Fabrics seems to have faile. I can’t imagine that people will go out of their way to buy girdles at a high price from Jill Zarin.

      • Sweep says:

        BTW – has JZ ever had an original thought? She just copies what Bethaney has done. Too bad JZ. You have zero charisma.

        • jillz68 says:

          My guess is Jill is trying to start another brand with her JBZ shirt monograms. That and saying she knows everything about menswear. 1st of all, I don’t see Bobby as a real draw for the ladies so she doesn’t have to worry about keeping gals away and if I saw that monogram I would assume his name was either John or Jesushelpmenow.

      • Error404 says:

        I didn’t understand the part about the office/showroom. I had assumed it was the office of whomever is actually designing the girdle Jill is lending her name to, but Alex and Ramona were acting like Jill rented office space for herself.

      • T-REX says:

        Would love to know what her BSC medium told her about these ventures before she did them.
        BSCMedium: Jzilla you will start 3 ventures, but alas all will fail
        JZilla: BSCMedium, but I am the great Jzilla, don’t you know who I am.
        But probably went more like:
        BSCMedium: Jzilla you are great all your ventures will give you fame and money
        Jzilla: BSCMedium you always get things right , now how much do I owe you for lying to me!

    • plainviewsue says:

      Bottom line, the stuff is ugly. When she wore it on WWHL, my first thought is what the hell is she wearing!!!!

      She wants peoples reactions, but then doesn’t even listen.

    • bells says:

      hey, Sweep, you are sooo right!
      I saw 30 seconds of her and was DONE! I….. AM…..DONE!!!!! She Will Never Change. Repeat after me: (imagine you are dating a married man!) “She will never change!”

  11. Mindy says:

    I love your recaps!! I can not stand Luann!! She is a miserable human being!! If anyone that i considered a “friend” (for lack of a better word) talked the way that Luann talked to Alex last night would have gotten a punch in the face!!!

    • Sweep says:

      Alex was dead-on in her assessment . . . hauty . . . dismissive . . . condesending.

      • luvbug0813 says:

        she should have stuck her foot out and tripped luann as she was walking out. that whole get a life statement would have been so much more funny.

    • Error404 says:

      All I can say is that if after 4 years on this show, if lulu really thought she was just meeting Alex for a cup of coffee, then she’s an idiot.

      • Caitlin says:

        ….she said “coffee and an apology.” Yes, she is that ludicrous!

        • katlg says:

          LuAnn is always wanting the apology, for me last night she lost all of her pretty.
          While never a fan, I did think she was pretty on the outside, no more!!!

        • luvbug0813 says:

          lol. i know she said that with such entitlement. she had that disgudting look on her face like “how dare she” she’s lucky alex was on the other side of that table and not me. she wouldn’t have had a chance to say get a life.

          • Caitlin says:

            What a delusional clown!! Luann is so busy feeling superior and is so into putting Alex “in her place” that she breaks every single etiquette “rule.” The whole point of etiquette is to make everyone feel comfortable in social situations. And this self-styled manners maven uses the equivalent of a sludge hammer (her delicate tongue) to beat others down (Ramona) and pound others into submission (Alex). Comfortable? I’d feel more comfortable around a Boa Constrictor. Bethenny was oh-so-right when she called her a snake.

  12. Every Friday I have been waking up feeling ill (thanks LuAnn). I will be away next week and if I feel good on Friday, I will stop watching NY all together. Pretty soon Lynn will be the only one watching because she has to keep us informed!

  13. HD says:

    No mention of the lingerie scenes with Ramona and Alex?

  14. T-REX says:

    Okay for Sh*ts and Giggles I went to the Jzilla bargain basement underwear website. OMFG if this is the line, it is doomed! First off the pictures are horrible, if you want someone to like your line, your pics need to be more flattering, that’s why women by shapewear to look better. Some make it look like the models have saggy boobs and one picture the materials look wrinkled, seriously her PR team needs to spend less time spamming websites and placing fake stories out there and more time to some decent photos to promote her line of underwear. I work in Marketing and no way that those pics would ever be approved for a website, especially before launching the line. Oh, and you need some work on the website domain because if you google the line, your website should be first and out front, I had to search for it, more bad Marketing!

    • Error404 says:

      She does promote the hell out of it and news stories about it are everywhere, I’ll give her that.

      Three biggest proplems IMO are: 1. The weird mis-spelling of squeeze is doomed. It’s like opening a auto site calls “chaaaaarz”. After several failed searches, I had to go to her bravo blog and follow the link. 2. They are either fugly or generic or both. I would imagine it’s hard to photograph such dowdy apparel. 3. What’s the point of launching a website where most of the links are dead and the merchandise is not for sale? She could have released photos in a press release, but going to a site where one is not allowed to buy what’s ring sold is frustrating and relying on people to return later once the show is off the air is doomed.

      • BaaBee Loves Kitties says:

        That is some fugly underwear. Yuck! Those models look like they could have been JZ~ Beaver & Kookoo~LOL

      • T-REX says:

        What is so funny is she was worried about finding the right “logo” for the brand, honey the logo is the LEAST of your worries from the looks of the line. Jzilla really needs to fire her PR and Marketing team, they are really horrible, just hiring “yes” people will not launch your business! You need folks that know the market, that will tell you straight out what needs to be fixed, that’s why there is a whole Market and branding business out there!

      • Sam says:

        The only news stories I found on the Internet today about Jill’s product line are from back in February, when sources like the Wall Street Journal were reporting that Jill had lined up meetings with Macy’s etc. to pitch her wares. Every recent “article” and “press release” I came across was put online by Jill herself. And when I searched under Skweeze Couture (or however you spell it) combined with terms like “where to buy” I came up empty — so I don’t think Jill will be getting a million-dollar deal anytime soon!

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      The fact that JIll has a national tv venue at her disposal makes me drool – Jill really blew this opportunity! Well she will be able to construct giant slingshots from her sheets and girdles to launch her mold book into landfills….

  15. Dwight Schrute says:

    Why all the vitriol towards Luann? This woman is a self professed epitome of class and taste. Doesn’t anyone besides me understand the pressure she is under to always be classy and never be wrong? Listen to the woman. She is never wrong and she is never sorry. This is an incredible burden for her to carry around and she deserves our undying appreciation and sympathy.

    Okay, now that I’ve pulled my tongue out of my cheek does this woman have no shame? She wields her perceived manners and etiquette like a weapon. Twice this season she’s attacked Alex’s attire last night with the “Herman Munster” shoes comment and previously saying Sonja should have thrown her out of her party simply for the dress she was wearing.

    For the second time she’s trying to rewrite history with respect to approaching Ramona after her fight with Jill. She came in there like an attack dog asking about Jill and later claiming that she was going to comfort her about Mario’s supposed other women. We’re not buy what you’re selling Luann. She steps all over other people and has the gall to demand apologies from them.

    I found the recent “Watch What Happens. . .” she was on the be very telling. She was asked about Anderson Cooper’s comment about “class.” She didn’t get it. No it is not forbidden to use words like class and taste but those are words that others use to describe you. You don’t use them like Charlie the Tuna in the old Starkist ads to describe yourself.

    So to revisit her song. Money can’t buy you class. Check. You don’t have any so your husband’s money didn’t buy it for you. Elegance is learned. Check. You haven’t learned that either.

    • Coming into this season I sort of liked LuLu. I thought Bethenny was harsh on her last year (calling her a snake) – and that for the most part she as a gossipy, fool with too high an opinion of herself, that was going through a hard time and clinging to Jill.
      Not so this year. First of all she’s supposedly in love – which should make her nicer. Instead she’s been Jill’s attack dog since Jill has the fake truce with Alex. I’m glad Alex is standing up to her – I’m glad Cat ripped her on WWHL – I’m glad Mary said “That’s why everyone hates her” on WWHL.
      This season has really solidified for me that LuLu has absolutely no manners or good will in her heart. Yes – I’m late to the game – but LuLu – we’re done.

      • Dwight Schrute says:

        Yes! I knew I forgot that she used the same “We’re done” line that Jill used on Bethenny last year.

        • HD says:

          I cannot stand Luann. I have to admit that some of her one liners were funny like the dress comment and the shoes. Yes, I did laugh and I laughed hard but I cannot stand her and her pompous, I know everything about everything, you are beneath me attitude. All of this under the guise of good manners. I wish I had one chance to really tell her off. That is why I loved that Cat took that opportunity and Luann sat there flabbergasted like she couldn’t believe someone saw through her shyt!

          • Mel says:

            She tries to be funny by ripping on everyone. Her comment about Ramona and the mirage of pinot in the dessert, her comments on the toaster oven recipes…just to name a couple. Not funny. Rude.
            Wonder how much money it takes to buy that fine young man who doesn’t speak english? He is gushing over her and she is cold…you can tell that she keeps him in his place.

      • plainviewsue says:

        I completely agree with your accessment. I never liked or disliked Lulu. I just thought she was a non entity. But now we all can see what Bethenny has seen from the beginning. She is a snake. This is a woman that does not work, is a part time mom, holds on to a title that is bull crap and has the nerve to say to Alex get a life!

        • Error404 says:

          Lulu tries to act so above it all, but according to the rules of Camille grammar, she lost this fight. No body screams ” get a life!” and storms off unless they are really hurt. She keeps telling us over and over and over again that Alex is a nobody and her words mean nothing, yet she totally let her get under her skin and rile her up at the ” cafe et excuse rendevu” .

          • ms molly says:

            I don;t think Luann knows how to be shamed or humble, she seems to be oblivious to any wrong she’s done and thinks that she really, really, really is a countess. Kind of like, you have to listen to me…I’m a countess and so what if I’m coming off looking like the fool I am…..I’m a countess! I’ve had opportunity to meet several people like this. Absolutely clueless.

        • Mindy says:

          You took the words right outta my mouth!!

        • dsc60 says:

          again Bethenny was correct. i’ve never liked the woman but this year she has been exceptionally vicious. she started on Alex this year with the comment “Alex found her voice now she needs to lose it again.” how condescending is that? if that’s not being dismissive of Alex, nothing is.

    • I'm in Florida says:

      totally on point…my thoughts exactly.

  16. I wonder if Bravo is keeping Alex’s blog for the top spot:

    “mccordalex Alex McCord
    I have no idea; sent it in on time yesterday. RT: “@———-: @mccordalex @bravotv why no new blog? ):”
    1 hour ago

    mccordalex Alex McCord
    Hmmm, I sent in my @BravoTV blog on time – wonder why it isn’t up yet?
    9 hours ago”

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      Maybe it is being held so there can be no rebuttals to what she says in her blog. She has been writing very clear and concise blogs that have helped viewers understand the behind the scene bs that is playing out this season.

  17. kellynnola says:

    Wow! Thank you to Lynn and Quincy for allowing me to promote my interior design blog http://kellynnola.wordpress.com/ here as I just found out I got nearly 1,000 hits yesterday which is outstanding for a blog in its second week. Thanks to everyone for reading.

  18. linda2148 says:

    I wish Alex would have told Lulu “you might not like my shoes but at least I’ve never been mistaken for a man. You dumb draq queen”!!

  19. Carly says:

    Woah, hey, woah, wait a minute. Where are my blood pressure pills? Did anyone read the Orange Giant’s BLOG? WTF? So she knows about Sonja’s decisions and is allowed to comment on a Bravo blog that Sonja has lost all her money? Really? Really? “All her money?????” Someone find my hairbrush so I can first let Kelly use it and then smack her with it. I say we twitter-bomb her today demanding she STFU.

    • I don’t bother with Kelly’s because I’m sure it’s nonsense – but In Sonja’s blog – did she imply that Jill leaked the $$ amounts to the press (since only Jill could figure out the voodoo math)? Shame on you Jill if you did that as well – shame shame shame on you. It was none of your business.

  20. Alex (and Alex and Simon) are writing a blog/column for a NY newspaper. I love it – she’s such a great writer!


    • Okie Folkie says:

      Thanks for posting that link housewifeaddict! And, I must say…Good on them! I’m sure it will be a great column. I love to see them getten more and more gigs.
      I hope they become very financially rich, as they already are very rich in every other sense of the word, imho.

      • MAMAZ says:

        Alex is an excellent writer. I’m glad to see her have an opportunity to use her talents.

  21. WindyCityWondering says:

    Love the recap! LuAnn really is trying very hard to be the queen bitch – IMO she wants to knock Jill out of that spot so she remains on the sinking ship of RHNY. She is stealing Jill’s famous lines of “we are done” and “we were never really friends” – well this is why it isn’t working for me….I can still see Jill’s puppetmaster hand up LuAnn’s ass while she tries to rip Alex apart! LuAnn is not intelligent but she is catty, vile, rude, dismissive, condesending and a bush league cat fighter. Bullys run when they know they can not win. It was priceless watching bigfoot high tailing it down the sidewalk as Alex calmly sipped her cafe.

    • I thought Alex’s talking heads were great. The conversation was very difficult to follow since they were both talking at once. I suppose Alex needed to do that – otherwise LuLu would have made it all about what Alex did to HER. Oh the horror – Alex interrupted HER henna in HER spa when she was having HER perfect day with HER BFFs. How dare Alex walk in and ask to talk to her. What an awful thing to do. It was HER trip by the way, and she was nothing but GRACIOUS!

  22. plainviewsue says:

    Where do I begin on this episode?? Sorry Jill. This was not soft porn. This was two couples that clearly are still very much in love with each other. Unlike you, who only married for security. Do you and Bawby even have sex? Oh maybe only when he buys you something.

    When did Jill get her finanical advisor license? She worked at Macys so she can buy Bobby his wardrobe? Bobby cannot get a word in, and now he’s branded with her initials on his shirt. She is so disgusting.

    Ramona and Alex were there for Sonya. Not judging, not giving advice.

    As for Jill’s new attempt of copying bethenny, this will also fail. They are so ugly.

    Kelly was in for a nano second showing her xmas card with a dishwasher. Bravo, it is so time to replace these brunettes!!!!

    Cindy is an idiot. What else is there to say. But bravo Sonya!!!!!

    Lulu….what a condescending bitch. I know Alex has more class then Lulu has in her finger, but she has got to talk up and talk over her.

    • MAMAZ says:

      But seriously Bobby wanted a suit in shiny fabric? Why, is he audtioning for a Guys and Dolls revival?

    • pidge says:

      that comment from Sonya was the best line in several seasons of RH. I laughed my *** off, and applauded Sonya for doing it. Good on her!!

  23. Mel says:

    Funny, as you say that about Lulu…didn’t Jill say something about just because you say it’s true…doesn’t make it true. Well, just bacause you say it louder and don’t allow the other person to speak doesn’t make you right, classy, more important.

    • HW Addict says:

      Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that Jillousy heard the phrase “Just because you say it’s true…doesn’t make it true” quite a bit in her life???

  24. FLG says:

    Hubs and I are hitting the road. I hope everyone has a great weekend. Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads present and passed. Love never dies! Empress Q, I really enjoyed hearing you and Lynn on Carly’s radio show last night. Hope you can make it a full half hour next week! (((((everyone)))))

  25. Kats2 says:

    Thank God there is plenty of room in the warehouse! You know where Bobby stashed all the Jewish Mom Books he bought to keep Jill quiet about bad book sales. Same will happen for her version of Spanx that will not do well.

    So Luann really came in this season on a mission, must need the money really bad. At least she knows she is not interesting enough to keep anyone’s interest with normal everyday life things, so she is the mean girl purposely going around picking fights this season. You know the thinking here, stay relevant any way you can. Good or bad press, as long as they are talking about you. blah, blah, blah.

    I didn’t like the “private” scenes with Alex and Simon or Ramona and Mario at all! BUT Nothing Grosses me out more than seeing Luann with the ugly version version of David Schwimmer.

    • Kats2 says:

      Should also add – I was always suspect of why they delayed the season it had nothing to do with the excuse they all gave. There was/is little to nothing to work with. It’s a complete bore. They think all the fighting and creating this stupid team thing will keep the interest of the viewers or what the viewers actually want to see (well maybe the stupid viewers). There is just nothing exciting about this franchise any more. The fighting and attitude of Luann took away from the trip, their homes and financial situations don’t live up to the Beverly Hills HW’s. So in between fights it’s all shameless promotion of crap they want the viewers to buy.

      This is a totally BS season and another franchise that has run it’s course.

      • T-REX says:

        The other reason for the longer edits needed, was to edit out B. As I had suspected B is not going to be on the show this season, even though it was mentioned when RHNY was first filming that she was contracted to be in a few shows. I am not even watching, and Lynn’s blogs are masterful, so this season is not worth watching.

  26. BaaBee Loves Kitties says:

    Alex’s blog is up.. going to read now.

  27. Vinny de New York says:

    Bonjour mes amis!!! Comment-allez-vous??
    J’espere que tous vont bien!

    Je peux voir l’amour entre Jacques et la comtess; touts les deux ont un amour tres profond qui vient du coeur et de l’ame. A mon avis, Jacques est tres mignon et tres gentil. La comtess est tres belle, et elle est tres sympathique. On peut voir qu’elle est une dame elegante et elle vient des biens. Quand je regardais la tele, je sentais que l’amour entre leur m’a donne’ les frissons parce-que elle est une emotion sincere.

    Today I am promoting French language and culture because it is apropos to last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City!

    Good Morning Friends!! How are you?
    I hope all is well!!

    I can see the love between Jacques and the countess; both of them habe a profound love that comes from the heart andd the spirit. In my opinion, Jacques is very cute and kind. The countess is beautiful, and she’s nice. Once can see that she is an elegant lady, and she comes from good breeding(wealth, money, whatever you want to use to denote to affluence.). When I was watching the tv,I felt that the love between them gave me an emotional shiver because it is a sincere feeling.

    • Kats2 says:

      That’s odd, it gave me shivers too but the kind you get right before you vomit.

    • BaaBee Loves Kitties says:

      Were you watching the same show as I just read about vinny~you must live in the land of denial as well..no offense.

      • HD says:

        Once can see?

        Vinny I think you are so full of it and get your enjoyment and kicks from going against the grain. Back in my day, when I was your age, I had more entertaining things to do. How old are you again and are you in NYC the city that never sleeps?

        • Vinny de New York says:

          Thank you for that correction….
          I live on Long Island
          We see things differently; we are all unique expressions of life. Sometimes people don’t like having their opinions challenged, and that’s okay.

          • HD says:

            You’re welcome. Anytime!

            Vinnie, I will always think you are full of it and that is my unique expression of life. A blind man could see that the CountLESS was not acting with class nor dignity nor elegance. But to go against the grain and perhaps invite some much needed entertainment and “stimulus” for yourself you make this post. Considered us all entertained. We have all realized that the emperor indeed has no clothes and I am calling you on it. Hopefully in the way I have said that, you deem it classy and elegant and guess what I don’t come from money but I do come from the land of “we call b.s. like we see it.” Good day!

      • Vinny de New York says:

        None taken.
        The countess seemed to be very happy with Jacques as they were exchanging beautiful words of romance together; these are the seeds of destiny. Jacques has beautiful eyes that glimmer like french streelights on the bouldevard d’amour. I could feel his charisma; I could see the joy in her face. Their eyes danced, and then were captured in an embraced for all of us to see.

        • BaaBee Loves Kitties says:

          You are hilarious~I am still laughing, thank you..

          • HD says:

            All you can do is laugh. I have a vision of Vinnie at a computer…taking FULL enjoyment in his comments. LOL! I am cracking up!

          • Mel says:

            This person is messing with everyone. Lulu looks like she is just putting up with him- just like when she grimaced when that creepy guy went in for a smooch last season…what was his name. GROSS.
            There is no way Jacques would settle for someone that is his mom’s age.

            • Mel says:

              Maybe he could give lulu some squeeze granny panties for their anniversary. Anyone else laugh when he said that they would be dating for the next 50 years…so sad. Doesn’t he know how old she is?

        • FLG says:

          I still say it’s a showmance!

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      That was a very awkward scene in the restaurant – I don’t see genuine love or affection between those two – but I do see opportunity to promote someone’s business and a way to get on screen time for LuAnn.

      • Stella says:

        Yeah it was awkward. The most awkward momemt for me was when they were toasting each other after Luann said something about their love or whatever he said, “here’s to all the things we can do together” or somthing. To me that translates as “I’m gonna be in this relationship for as long as I can promote my business.” Maybe I’m wrong and maybe people toast that way all the time. But It wasn’t just what he said but the delivery of those words.

        • ms molly says:

          I noticed that he also said that “I would like to DATE you for the next 50 years. So I assume there is not a chance in this world of and engagement or marriage.

          • arabracer says:

            Maybe they don’t want to get married because LuMan would lose her alimony. i know of several wealthy girls who have dated TWENTY years because they are too smart to give up alimony.

    • Oh Vinny, you are such a kidder.

      • VAgirl says:

        I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard reading this blog as I did when Vinny described the exchanges between Ross and Lumann. You entertain me, Vinny. But I will have to get my waders on before I read any more of your entries because it’s really really getting deep. My dogs are looking at me like I’ve lost it.

    • Debbie says:

      “Once can see that she is an elegant lady,……….” By that statement did you mean that You are the One and Only One that can see the attributes in Luann that you mentioned? I worry about you Vinny.

      • dsc60 says:

        LOL – “one can see” i can’t believe even one person sees that, not even Vinny because i’m of the same mindset as HD, he’s playing us. that’s the only thing that makes sense.

  28. Golden Girl says:

    So in order to be elegant you have to come from money? Whateves moving on.

  29. Can someone give me the scoop. I went into the kitchen and as I came out I saw Kelly’s dog in the dishwasher and her saying it was a amazing idea. What was the loon talking about this time?

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      It is the Tastemaker’s new idea – nothing says Season Greetings like dogs and dishwashers! Kelly is crediting her daughter for this disaster.

      • Error404 says:

        I think they pulled this one off of the cutting room floor just so Kelly could have a scene in the episode. She was at her beach house doing Christmas cards, but it was just afew days before thanksgiving when they returned from morocco. This was sooooo filmed last summer. I think Kiki was in another post trip of lifetime looney bin.

    • Error404 says:

      She decided her 10 year old could design this years Christmas card. Nice. The kid came up with the idea of the dogs licking the plates from the dish washer. Cute. Kelly immediately told us her kid is a genius. Idiot. Anyway, it was nice that her kids got some attention.

      • ATLmeetsNYC09 says:

        What the hell does that have to do with Christmas? So weird…
        She posted the blog. No red bows, no tree, nothing about Christmas whatsoever.

        • Eve from CT says:

          I thought this was the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Kelly is just such a bad mom. She doesn’t teach her children anything.

          • Mimisfbay says:

            Oh and her commenting on people who go to the beach for family photos in khaki pants and white shirts! that will surely help with her popularity, NOT. Poor Kelly her meds need adjusting.

      • dsc60 says:

        i don’t know how but i missed this whole scene with Kelly. maybe i just blocked it out. i don’t know – i can never imagine what she’ll do next. she’s one of… no i think THE weirdest person i have ever come across and i’ve come across some pretty weird people in my 51 years. i’m totally serious when i say this, it’s not just snark.

  30. Caitlin says:

    Lynn, if anything, your comments and recaps only get better and better over time. And, sadly, the episodes of RHONY get exponentially worse and harder to watch each week. Something like last night’s installment is why Bravo delayed the season? OMG! Did not care the “seduction” scenes – but that’s just my taste, and has nothing to do with the people involved. And the Luann/Alex get together was even worse than the teasers led us to believe. The only question, in my mind, is how much longer Andy Cohen is going to continue punishing his audience with that vile woman. I’d almost rather be beaten than have to sit through any more of her “etiquette lessons.”

  31. Mel says:

    Does anyone else picture beavis and butthead when they watch Cindy and her brother interact. Something’s amiss there.

    • Kats2 says:

      Something is amiss. Beavis and Buthead would be a compliment. There is so many things that are just awkward about them on camera. But it’s not even interesting enough to want to figure it out. Boring trumps awkward in this case.

    • Realife says:

      I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. I don’t think Cindy is the mom in the real sense of the word. I think she is the surrogate mom for her brother and his lover; (Cindy’s so called ex).

      • Kats2 says:

        I never thought of that, but it makes sense. I don’t get the warm fuzzy Mom feeling with Cindy. She seems to be awkward around them too.

  32. WindyCityWondering says:

    Bravo held this season back why? This episode was snoozy at best.
    Jill should get sued by Kodak for that million dollar endorsement lie – if anything, Jill was part of (a very small part) an ad campaign. LuAnn needs a muzzle and reminds me of the saying “you hear more with your ears than your mouth”. Sonja got a funny with the cropped photos but then got the humiliating Jill the accountant financial fiasco lecture. Alex and Ramona have people who actually missed them and love them! Season’s Greetings ala lunatic was b filler. And Cindy got to look silly in glasses. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  33. IndianaHousewife says:

    Hi all. I just read Alex’s blog and it appears to have been edited to me. Why does it just stop at the 3rd page with no closing? Doesn’t she usually close the blog, something like”See you next week”, ? It is very strange almost like she wasn’t even finished with her thoughts yet.

    • Eve from CT says:

      I thought the same thing! I thought Alex really held her own against Luann and Luann couldn’t take it that she couldn’t get Alex flustered.

      • Noreen says:

        I thought the same thing, but her beginning seemed like her end. Also, it says there are comments on the blog but you cannot access them, at least I can’t. Maybe the interns are on break for the summer.

    • Error404 says:

      I actually thought that about all the blogs this week. I kept looking for page 2 of cynthia’s as it too just sorta went dead like a fuse blew or something.

      • IndianaHousewife says:

        It is almost like the 2nd paragraph of Alex’s was just kind of inserted there and they cut the last page off or something. I wish I did the twitter thing so I could ask her. As for Cindy I just assumed she got distracted by a fly on the wall and is probably still watching it !

  34. Jen says:

    I saw Rich Amons at the US Open golf tournament and was wondering where Mary was, now I know. BTW Rich is really good looking in person!

  35. Get this everyone.
    I have mentioned before how June 30th is National #unfollowJillZarin Day on twitter. Jill must have caught wind of it and blocked me, so in additional to drinking SGM I will just post the list and hope that it will trend…but this is the kicker. Jill Zarin’s “Psychic” (the one who supposedly predicted that Bethanny would be in a legal issue- Yes imagine someone in a 100 million dollar business needing a lawyer. Truly remarkable) sent me a tweet accusing us of “Social Network Bullying” (Some how unfollowing someone one out of a desire to NOT having any communication with them is bullying LOL) as well as something called ‘DeforMation Laws’. Not quiet sure what those are, is she saying Jill is so hideous and grotesque that she is a protected class?

    • This is so bizarre if it weren’t JZ I would accuse you of playing a joke on us!

      • No kidding-what is it with theses women and bizarre psychics? (Actually, she says she is a “Medium”)

        • She also told someone they were going to jail because they said that Cindy Barshop was a rude and dull, ugly bitch.

          • Kukulet says:

            She actually spelled it “deformation”? FOFL!!

            Or, rather…snort. chortle. guffaw.

            “Social Network Bullying”…that’s funny. Maybe we should have a SNB day and unfollow all the brunettes?

            • Yes- she said “deformation” LOL. Psychics who think they are lawyers are funny.
              Yes- I do think we need another day for the brunettes, on Kelly Day we can eat gummy bears.

            • HD says:

              Social Netwwork Bullying. This is so systematic of you, Rabble Rouser. Satchels of Gold! And by the way, whose gona fix my henna tattoo? Santa?

              • quincyil says:

                Did this come to her in her trance or did Jill run to her for a reading because she was afraid that your plan will take place?

                • I have no idea how Jill’s psychic got wind of the plan..other than using her third eye. I am a skeptic no more.

                  The blow back from the Jill army has been minimal. Someone else said that I was being ‘mean’. Poor fragile souls in this world, that the simple act of not reading tweets about ‘Secrets of a Jewish Mother’ or ‘Skeef’ couture or about how Ramona’s is horrible is an act of cruelty that can not be measured.

              • Yes, but it’s really the violation of deformation law that has me concerned. Does anyone one know where I can retain a good attorney who specializes in that area? Perhaps KKB can help, I am sure that someone who went to her school must have taken imaginary law.

              • Mimisfbay says:

                You are on a roll today!

        • jillz68 says:

          Perhaps she doesn’t want to admit she is a Large? Jill has a solution for that….

    • This is Jill’s psychic:


      Her Twitter timeline is interesting. LOL

      • Her tweets crack me up.

      • T-REX says:

        Thanks I love the Karma or Jail for tweeting about unfollowing someone! Oh, and if your a medium and someone has an emergency and doesn’t show up and you tweet it “pisses you off”, that’s not real happy Karma now is it. And if your such a good Medium you should have known not to change your schedule because this person would cancel. HA! Holy crap read some of the BSC stuff she is writing, KKB you better watch your back, because someone may be coming after your “crazy position” on RHNY!

        • I wonder what her schedule is?
          Eat a bag of Doritos then take a nap or Take a nap then eat a bag of Doritos?

          Too funny about love and light being pissed off- not to mention that her bio says she wants to be ‘respected’ for all her good deeds and lifes she SAVED. Isn’t the reward suppose to be in the deed itself?

          • Caitlin says:

            You guys!!! You have me crying I’m laughing so much! I’d love to see that karma bitch take the”deformation” matter into an actual court of law. Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had in I don’t know when……

  36. Kats2 says:

    WWHL is up including the after show


    Jill tweets in to stick her nose in and asks a suck up question and Rocco gives big props to Bethenny that she is a chef.

  37. lillybee says:

    I wish Jill would have listened to what Alex had to say at the girdle meeting. Alex was a graphic artist for Victoria’s Secret so she knows what she is talking about.

  38. Mookies1mom says:

    Luann is just classless. (I know it’s been said, but it’s worth repeating.) I cannot believe that she thinks she has class when every time she opens her mouth she proves that she doesn’t. And no, kissing Zarin’s ass doesn’t count. I loved that she thought Alex owed her an apology! She is starting to make me wonder about her mental health. How can she be that delusional? The bedroom scenes weren’t what I wanted to see but at least you see two loving couples and not a bath tub in site! I guess they couldn’t find that with Jill because they showed her telling Bawby how to dress, like he was a three years old. Hey Bawby, look at Gloria and Sol. Now look at your relationship with Jill. Something to look forward to.

    Cindy was just boring. Oh, well she did have to get glasses. Stop the presses now! Kelly, I won’t even go there. You all know how I feel about her. Sonja being grilled by know-it-Jill was just rude. Jill that is. And no, Luann, I don’t think Ramona had anything to do with how Sonja behaved on the trip. Unless, trying to make Ramona laugh, after Jill had her tantrum, which is what a friend does. They listen, console and try to make you feel better. Oh wait, I’m sorry I forgot Luann doesn’t know how to be a friend. My bad.

  39. IndianaHousewife says:

    OK – Just received and read Jill’s blog. I will keep it under 10%, I promise.

    1st – Jill says she is surprised Alex brought up Sonja’s financial issues and that Jill was edited to look like a busy body, then she moans about this being a running theme for her.
    2nd – Insults what Ramona does for a living
    3rd – Again claims she lost Kodak due to Ramona’s comments last year.
    4th – Claims she is a bit of a prude when it concerns sex on TV and always asks herself what would Allyson say? (I guess Allyson was ok with her mother trading BJ’s for diamonds, just saying)

    That about cover it! Sounds like a lot of BS to me.

    • lillybee says:

      But tweeting a picture of Allyson in the bathtub is fine.

      • IndianaHousewife says:

        I guess according to Jill Allyson must have said “sure go ahead mom”.

      • plainviewsue says:

        Yep, that is exactly what I said. And Lulu and Jacques were the most romantic? Gag me. Ramona, Alex and yes, even Cindy, are the only NYC housewives who work. Jill goes into Zarin fabrics when she has nothing to do. Lulu seems to think her charm is her job (gag me again). And what does Kelly do?????

    • IndianaHousewife says:

      Oh forgot to add I have marked June 30th on my calendar!

    • Pantry Viewer says:

      Thanks Indiana – perfect. I feel so “blessed” to not read her revisionist hot air.

      So she’s so much of a prude that she sends out naked pictures of her daughter in the tub to the entire world? Got it.

      The Kodak thing is beyond ridiculous and delusional, as usual.

      The show is sooo boring and manufactured by the brunettes that I was able to watch it in three minutes, if that. I end up fast forwarding LuAnn immediately and always have because she is such a fake bore. Anything with Jill or her family bores me to tears and immediately gets fast-forwarded. Kelly is uninteresting, so fast-forward her.

      Loved Sonja cropping out the boring vajayjay girl. Ha!

      All it is is fighting and baaad acting by the brunettes, and so obviously staged. Desperation doesn’t make for good TV. This show is so over.

      Would love to see a recast with Alex, Sonja and Ramona.

      • Kats2 says:

        Jill, Luann and Kelly would die without this show. It would seriously send them over the edge, they would not be able to handle it.

      • jillz68 says:

        With all the readers this blog has, there has to be someone with a Kodak connection that can get the real scoop. Even if it is off the record!

        • I don’t think there is really any dirt to uncover.

          It seems like Jill was hired for an ‘event’. Inexplicably, the price of stock in Kodak did not rise, Kodak was not the latest craze that swept the nation, consumers weren’t converted from Fuji-isms….How does this happen? I thought we were living in society.

          But really, somehow a woman, who barely has over 100k twitter followers- only recently achieve 50k subscribers to her newsletter and is on a show that is generally watched by less than 2 million people some how thinks she was going to strike a million dollar deal with Kodak? LOL

          Not only is the amount laughable, but the implication that what ever agreement she had with Kodak ended because of what Ramon said. Kodak also ended its deal with motorsports, is this Ramon’s fault too?
          They are signing YOUNG artists like Drake and Pitbull.

        • skogsstig says:

          “Team Jill” has an account on flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/jillzarin/
          Nothing has been posted since last summer… A few of her photos were taken with a Kodak EZ share camera, the majority with either a Nikon or a Leica. Hmmm… Ramona must have put those other cameras in her/her publicist’s hands so the PR folks at Kodak would feel insulted… And I’m sure Alex had something to do with it, too.

          • Yes, it was all part of their master plan. First the ruined her relationship with Bethanny and now this.

            • ms molly says:

              What Jill is really saying is that her influence with Kodak was so weak, that one person (Ramona) could make a not so flattering comment and “poof” her million dollar deal is over. Doesn’t say much about her prowess as an “ad man”. This woman is incrediblly stupid and sad. And I am not the least bit concerned about DeFormation, because all we’d have to do is appear in a court and let the Judge hear 2 sentences out of her mouth. Case dismissed with prejudice.

    • MichellefromNY says:

      I got it too. I dont know why i subject myself to this crap. She is so full of garbage for dissing ramona on her business that sebhad for years. She apparently thinks that just because she sold old clothes to consignment shops that that means ramona wasnt involved in fashion. Hello, jill she had personal relationships withndesigners for years becuase she didnt sell ood clothes, she sold designer’s unsold items which means she had to be involved in the fashion industry. Shes dripping with jealousy its crazy. And she thinks alex thought of her as a fashion designer. No she doesnt think shes a fashion designer, she just knows fashion and business and would give u solid advice on how to sell and market your fashions. And jill, stop deluding urself and thinking that ramona madeu lose a deal. It was one event and i think after the way u treated bethanny they decided u didnt deserve to become an actual endorser of the brand. Jill, u fail at everything. Everything u touches turns to shit. Stop trying to make a name for urself. Work on ur character and then maybe well like u and buy ur brand

      • IndianaHousewife says:

        I agree, plus Ramona could teach Jill how to have a product ready and available to purchase at the time of filming. I think this is the cause of most of Jill’s jealousies with Ramona, her wine as ready and she is probably making a killing. Meanwhile Jill is left blathering about her underwear and no one could buy a pair if they wanted to, buy the time she has something to sell it will be off the air.

      • katlg says:

        I did leave a comment at the Kodak web site last year, went something like, Jill Zarin as a spoksperson? Are you kidding me?

  40. Mum says:

    Your recap really is going to save me from gouging my eyes out. What I think would be fantastic tv would be seeing Jill and Lumann in a death match, then we will know which is the super de duper beyotch of the world. I will keep reading the blog waiting to read about Jill and Lumann playing that game Whitney and Bobby played called slap face. It really gets my craw that they find themselves so flattering, like what is going on between their ears.

  41. chris says:

    Loved the recap and actually sat through another episode…I know my brain cells are dying due to this show! However, I am compelled to watch; maybe Kelly has hypnotized me through the airwaves. The hardest part to watch last night was the scene with LooseAnn and Alex. I knew it was coming because of the trailers, but it was worse than I thought. I think had Alex pulled out a gun and shot LooseAnn between the eyes, she would still have gotten up and flounced off with her original line: “Get a life”. LooseAnn will never treat Alex any differently because she thinks she’s “up here, and Alex is “down there’. It would be much better for Alex to completely ignore her to the point that she doesn’t even see her.
    I love, love, loved the scene with Sonja looking like the cat who swallowed the canary (and smug at the same time) while admitting she deliberately cut Cindy out of the camel pictures!! It must have cracked her up to watch Cindy trying to find herself in the photos.
    The dinner with Jock and LooseAnn was gagging. There must be some money exchanged there…tho I don’t know where she would get enough to pay him….
    I hope Andy doesn’t set the blondes up at the reunion just to see some fireworks. Lately, he is looking pretty low life to me.

  42. cdnfillie58 says:

    I personally don’t know how Alex maintained her composure…I would be in jail by now cause I don’t think I could’ve kept myself from slapping Lumann upside the head. Oh well, in my reality, I did cuff her one and I feel pretty good about that 😛

    • Kats2 says:

      That’s pretty much how I felt about the situation. But I don’t get why Alex goes back for more. Luann is scum who thinks Alex is beneath her. I wouldn’t give Luann any energy, when she talks don’t pay attention, when she walks in a room walk the other way, and I definitely would not do the fake kiss/kiss crap. People like Luann, Jill and Kelly are God’s little joke to test all of us to rise above them, feel sorry for them, but focus your energy on more important people and things.

      • WindyCityWondering says:

        Alex is pretty smart – she holds the scenes with Jill or LuAnn or Kelly until their crazy comes out!

        • Kats2 says:

          I liked how she dealt with Lulu, hated how she let Kelly manipulate her with the close the eyes stuff.
          I’d love it if Alex just started ignoring them completely. But shred them to bits in the TH’s

  43. Mum says:

    . You guys are some awesome bloggers.

  44. cabbie413 says:

    how many more shows till the finale? this show sucks now.. i’ve had it with #rhony

  45. LavaLady says:

    From Kelly’s blog – “I love holding hands with my cutie, whom I adore and giving a little nuzzle in the back of a taxi but ……????? Is she referring to a specific person, like a current boyfriend?

    • Kats2 says:

      Here are the choices:

      a. The plastic horse in her living room
      b. Someone new who is being paid to be seen with her
      c. She’s referring to a past relationship
      d. She has a new imaginary BF

    • Stella says:

      Maybe it is the person that blind item in some other article mentioned (there was a discussion about this blind item about two blogs ago). The blind item was something like some housewife on the East Coast was sleeping with someone that is part of the crew on their show and that person is giving them prescription meds not prescribed to the housewife.

  46. LuAnn is getting a lot of negative tweets. I didn’t think that LuAnn even bothered to read her tweets. I guess I was wrong.

    A tweet from LuAnn:

    Countessluann : I am always open and appreciative to your comments, reactions and feedback but i will not tolerate overly negative or vulgar comments towards me or my family. Thank you for watching and following me!

    • For someone who did her social climbing while on her back, Luann certainly has a ridiculously inflated opinion of herself.

    • Pantry Viewer says:

      Haha. She will not “tolerate it”. Well, she can’t stop America from seeing she is an ass, because that’s just what she is. What is it with Jill and LuMan that think they can behave so insanely, but cannot “tolerate” any reaction to their bad behavior? Who are they kidding? They make me ill.

      • bells says:

        I’ve been thinking about this for a YEAR – I used to be Ridicurhony! What is it with Jill and LuMan? (Oh was this a rhetorical question? Let me answer it) They got money, honey! and if I had that much $$ I’d do it too. Actually, since I got cancer it’s all pretty much a big FU to anyone who crosses me and even if I’ve only got this much( I-I) time, I figure if I pick and choose how badly I behave to whom, God’ll forgive me. But – well – let’s reTHINK this………………………………………………….. oh – Jill and LuMan might just be self centered assholes who never really had to WORRY about how to provide for themselves so they act like A*SSES and us little people can all see thru them while they think their $$ puts some kind of mirrored window in front of them! Sorry for the rant. heh. I know most of you agree with me, even if you think you don’t because of who you think I am. : ) Rusty’s friend. BTW Rusty is good. And we always thought Otay was entertaining until the STFU sh*t started up. That wasn’t cool. But we do occassionally miss otay. Because Otay was very, very smart. Just like Hd, Quincy and many others on this board. Anyway, Pantryviewer, you’ve only just verbalized what the whole of the u.s. of A. thinks about this joker called Jill. Decent people, who when they get rich, or if they ARE rich to start with, do not act like assholes. heh.

        It’s nice to see y’all and it’s somehow comforting to see others can appreciate the primal reaction I have towards Jill Zarin.

        My kid just got married and that’s why the name this time. He was beautiful and so was the bride and we’re all floating. My turn to brag and my best to you all.

      • Christine says:

        Off with our heads! The countess will simply not tolerate our behavior anymore. My husband came in and wanted to know why I was laughing all be myself in the den. I told him about the Countess’ decree and that we are all soon to be sent to the dungeon on charges of deformation. He left the room muttering “oh, the Housewives”.

    • SantaBarbaraSusie says:

      LuMann is truly out of her tree! She always seems to speak to people with a condescending attitude with her nose in the air. She always acts like she’s dealing with ‘the help’.

      I also can’t stand the way she tosses her head back & laughs.

      BTW, having class & good manners means that you go out of your way to treat others with respect & making sure they are comfortable. You, however, always wag your manly finger at them & try to admonish what you consider bad manners.

      She & her BF, Jacques (is it?) seem so forced. Her nonsense about speaking French when others are speaking English is just RUDE. Again, you are not gracious. Your delusion of grandeur, class & in possession of a title shows how clearly COMMON you are. Have you ever noticed true, high ranking royals do NOT put on airs or remind people that they are indeed royal. Can anyone imagine the late Diana, Princess of Wales behaving like that? Now SHE was royal, gracious & in possession of beautiful manners. Furthermore, the late Diana was royal by marriage, aristocrat by birth. She highly outranked you. Never did we see/hear her reminding people of her title or correcting anyones manners- except her sons’!

      How DARE you try to ‘pass’ yourself as a lady, much less a gracious, titled anything !! I’m truly surprised that anyone is allowed to look you in the eye & that you do not demand curtsies & bows???

      I’ve got a title for you:

      “Your Low-ness, the Countess of Absentee Mothers, Duchess of Rudeness, Dame of all that is ugly” ?

      • jillz68 says:

        Sorry to jump in here with non housewife stuff, but I was excited to see another Santa Barbara person here! Haven’t seen you before. jillz68

    • quincyil says:

      Luann said that she got married on a motor cycle trip. I knew that she wasn’t the prim and proper lady that she claimed then. She also did those riske/ photos in magazines and said that Italians were good lovers, but they want to marry an Italian momma.

      This is not the Countess Luann wants us to know.

    • TLM says:

      As Bethenny told Lu-man, “Get over yourself.”

  47. WindyCityWondering says:

    Jill’s Bravo blog is not up yet – so she gets to be on top because that must mean something to her. What lies will she tell in this one?

  48. val says:

    I set my DVR every thursday night for RHONY. Then on friday afternoon, I like to make some lunch and sit down and watch it. Ugh, I couldn’t even eat my lunch because of Ramona and Mario and Alex and Simon’s scenes. I wish Bravo wouldn’t show things that should really be private. It wasn’t as bad as Tamra and Eddie, but you have to admit it was similar.

    • quincyil says:

      I actually wrote about it for tomorrow’s blog. It didn’t bother me and I am a product of Catholic Schools i the 1960s. You saw less flesh then Kelly getting ready to go on her run through the quiet Muslim village near Marrakesh.

      Tune in tomorrow for a blog. I hope you will laugh.


    • Kats2 says:

      HA! Val sorry they ruined your lunch. But I understand why it was TMI

  49. ramonacoaster says:

    Relieved that Alex won the poll on WWHL. I was beginning to think the poll results are fixed.

  50. smompy says:

    This was apparently edited out of the show, but I heard that the Marrakesh fortune teller also predicted that Jill will soon be writing anohter book. Although I’m no psychic, I’m guessing its title will be “The Unsold Granny Panties of a Jewish Mother.” Seriously, I did a fairly extensive online search and never did find Jill’s cheap-ass unduweahs. Poor, stupid, disturbingly horny Bobby Zarin! He actually has to pay for his famewhoring wife’s failed “business” ventures.

    Speaking of that fortune teller nonsense, I’m not only pissed off at Andy Cohen/Bravo for coming up with the whole idiotic storyline about Mario’s cheating, and at Jill & LuMan for so eagerly promoting the idea (and generally being passive-agressive bitches about it) but also at Ramona herself for agreeing to particpate in the first place. To me, that scene with Ramona confronting Mario about his soothsaid infidelity felt even more forced and scripted than the “wlecome home sex” scenes did. If Mario actually WERE cheating on Ramona, do they really expect us to believe that he’d immediately fess up to it ON CAMERA just because Ramona told him some Arabic Miss Cleo (i,e homeless Moroccan woman that Bravo bribed with the gift of a shiny new burqa) vagueley referenced “another woman”??? We’ve all come to expect and accept that some scenes are going to be entirely scripted, but must they insult our intelligence this way? You’re dead to me again, Andy Cohen. And I hope Alex spits in your lazy eye for disrespecting her the way you did on your little dog and pony show! (I guesss Rocco would be the dog)

  51. Andy Failed on 2 counts he once again tried to make fun of Alen moments before the poll was revealed and showed him with egg on his face and when they played the lame dinner party game
    they didnt show the scary island one Nor the one from BH with that hideous Medium

  52. Butters'Mom says:

    True story- my Junior year in college I lived in International House. My roomie was a lovely Malaysian women I will call L. After about a half year another Maylay girl was gripping about “k” being all pretentious and name dropping famous Malaysians especially with L in the house. I asked what do you mean about L. I was then informed that the roomie I had known for 6 months was in fact a royal princess. True royalty and nobility do not talk about it.

    • MAMAZ says:

      Wow! Good story, better point.
      I lived in the International Building my freshman year. Loved it!

      • Smompy says:

        I”ve found that to be true too. By some totally weird coincidence, the little town where I grew up had three families with European titles. Two local girls had at different times married English lords, and one of them was the widowed mother of a kid I went to high school with. One day she was good old Mrs. N and the next day she was Lady Helen Marie So-and-So. Another local woman married a prince (and officer in the White Army) who escaped the Russian Revolution by fleeing first to Constantinople, then to Paris, then to New York. Apparently with Russian nobles, every son born to a prince is himself a prince and every daughter a princess. But you will never hear anyone in that princely family using any title. Not a single one of those people EVER brought up their titles, not that I know of. In fact, it’s pretty clear they’re uncomfortable when other people use the title in their presence. The first time I was introduced to Mrs. N’s new lordly husband, our neighbor introduced him as Major General Sir Kilner So-and-So, and within a fraction of a second after she’d finished that introduction, he grabbed my hand and loudly said, “Call me Rupert!”

        LuAnn can call herself whatever she wants, but the only reason she clings so fiercely to that meaningless title is that, in her heart, she knows she’s nothing but trash.

  53. kbinldo says:

    I laughed so hard I scared the cats when Sonja said “Yep, I did. I own it.” Of course, I was already in hysterics watching Cindy get completely gobstopped by that highly technical piece of equipment known as an iPad. I’m supposed to believe she’s some sort of genius for opening up a beaver barbershop franchise, when she can’t operate an iPad? Please.

  54. kbinldo says:

    I completely forgot about the clothes shopping scene with Bobby. Whatcha wanna bet he’s sneaking out to get new shirts with “IHJZ” monogram?

  55. quincyil says:

    I will have to call a meeting of the IHJZ Soothsayer Society. We will decide if this medium will be denied membeship because of her threatening tweets. Even though we allow witches in our society, we absolutely are against deformation of any kind.

    Fellow members, shall we combine our powers to remove this woman’s ability to see the future? She is helping Jill Zarin with her book sales and girldle line. You can see that this medium has issues.

    Anyone with women’s intuition or special gifts can vote. Our membership is open and flexible.


    • T-REX says:

      I would like to enter my name in the IHJZ Soothsayer club. I vote we don’t remove BSCMediums powers, because she is doing just great! So far everything she has predicted was the opposite of what has happened to Jzilla, maybe she is a secret member of the IHJZ group!

      • quincyil says:

        You are accepted. Along with membership, we will send three wishes to be used on your birthday. If you wish for a car, you will still have to pay state taxes. Oprah told me to give you a warning.

        • T-Rex says:

          1> Sweezemelow(thanks error) tanks like the book
          2>JZ doesn’t get another losing Book contract
          2> Andy Cohen calls her out on her Bullshite(this one ain’t going to happen, but a fakemedium can wish!)

    • Jill’s medium is an interesting character. I have been following her on Twitter for a year. She tweeted Andy Cohen a few months ago and told him that he should have the Real Housewives’ psychics on WWHL. She appeared on RHONY last season. Jill played the infamous “get a hobby” voicemail for her last year. She is lobbying for more airtime.

      • T-REX says:

        Like I said earlier, I think BSCMedium is vying for the Crazyperson position on the show currently held by KKB, KKB better watch out BSCMedium may send some MoFomoJO her way to get her coveted position, HA!

  56. Kats2 says:

    When Brad trashed Ramona behind her back, but was so nice to her face I knew he was up to something (with Jill’s help of course) and that fortune teller lady was his revenge. Why Brad is so loyal to Jill when treats him like crap is beyond me but I know they both set the whole thing up.

  57. TLM says:

    BRYN IS TALKING, AND BETHENNY WANTS ANOTHER GIRL!!! Great article!! http://us.mg5.mail.yahoo.com/dc/launch?.gx=1&.rand=9nfb501uqo0ct

  58. Sonjafan says:

    Luman made me crazy last night, when she met Alex. I hope they show on the reunion special that she went into the
    riad living room loaded for bear and was ready to attack Ramona, because she opened with something to the effect like
    what did you do now – sorry can’t remember the exact wording.

    Thank you to the above poster that found that lovely DUI thing with Vicki’s new bf. What a loser…yuck. Has anyone tweeted trampra about this yet? I don’t tweet, can someone that tweets do it here?

  59. Queen Butter Bean says:

    The red-headed hag’s blog is up on Bravo.

    • 2Stupid says:

      I mean she talks about bj’s for jewelry, but Ramona is soft porn. She is an officando on romance? What would Allyson say, my tail. She tweets her 19 yr old daughter’s picture while she is in the bathtub, but she is bothered by last night’s scenes. Granted I wouldn’t do it, but JZ is not all that prim and proper. Kiki and Shill get the hyporicy award with Luman in a very close second. On second thought it may be a three way tie!!!!!!

      • Kukulet says:

        Jillsie openly admits that she trades sex for diamonds, and yet she pretends to be squeamish about scenes that were largely more innocuous than pornographic.

        She takes hypocrisy to a new subterranean level every day.

        • T-Rex says:

          Last time I checked those who take money or favors for sex is something called a “Prostitutionwhorea”(said in my best TeresaJuicythug voice)

  60. 2Stupid says:

    OT- but Juicy Joe has lost his mind. He says he can’t go back to prison (He served 8 days) and he doesn’t deserve to be in there with those people. Enjoy….

    • Kats2 says:

      THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS!!! If this is true, Christmas came early for me! I knew about the bankruptcy fraud but had no idea about the Driver License fraud. PLEASE lock this criminal up.
      Any chance the brawl that had with the guy pressing charges can also be entered into evidence as to why Joe Giudice is a criminal?

    • Kukulet says:

      He “can’t go BACK to prison”? Juicy, you weren’t IN prison. You were in JAIL. PRISON is a whole other ball game, you moron.

      Here’s a tip though, Joe – maybe you should’ve thought of your wife and kids BEFORE you broke the law.

    • Smompy says:

      This one line from Teresa’s interview jumped out at me:

      “Oddly enough, Teresa admits Melissa reached out to her during Joe’s past jail stint while her brother Joe didn’t.”

      I’m sure it was all just another part of Melissa’s evil plot to destroy Tree, though.

  61. Nancy says:

    Not to sound stupid and all, but re: unfollowing Jill on twitter for day, what does that accomplish?
    Sorry I don’t do twitter.

    • Kukulet says:

      Jillsie hates it when her numbers drop.

    • Ideally, it’s not just for the day-June 30th is just the day the plan takes effect. It more for a social experiment to see how many of her followers are actual fans to those who just follow her for shits and giggles.

      • Debbie says:

        If this posts twice, I’m sorry. I’m having a posting issue here.
        When you tweet regarding unfollowing @JillZarin, include her website so everyone will unfollow there too. I know I’m blocked on twitter so I can’t unfollow, but I get her highly selective newsletter (to read her ‘special’blog) and I will be unfollowing there and on her Facebook fan page. If she looses numbers on all her networking sites she will have a meltdown. Happy, happy joy, joy!!

        • Oh- Good idea!! Let’s add facebook too.

          • Debbie says:

            I can’t wait for July 1!! I hope her numbers drop on every site she has. T@JillZarin, JillZarin.com and her Facebook Fan Page..http://www.facebook.com/jillzarin We need to make note of her numbers before and after!

            • Not to be stupid – but what if she really does buy all her “fans”. Then the numbers won’t drop. Just thinking out loud.

              • Well, I am sure she must have some real ‘followers’ but I think there would be more people like me- who don’t like her or at least are indifferent to her that were following her for shits and giggles.

            • Yes, I don’t know how we would know about the newsletter other than what she says, I know she said she just hit 50K subscribers.

              • Debbie says:

                If her numbers fall on her newsletter you can be certain Jill will let us know, one way or another. She’ll act out, she can’t help herself. But if they do fall below 50,000 one of us could get lucky by being the next 50,000th subscriber and win the next celebratory phone call.

  62. PJ says:

    I just have one question: Exactly who did Loo-can bring down this episode as JZ said would be happening? If JZ meant Alex then I hate to inform JZ but Loo-can did not bring Alex down. All Loo-can did was make herself look like the classless idiot we all know she is, while Alex remained the calm rational person we all know her to be.

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      Since Jill and LuAnn fight the same way – with the snappy saying/walk away routine – IMO Jill thinks LuAnn won that “conversational sparring” with Alex. Silly Jill – bush league LuLu LOST!

      • Poll confirms that LuLu lost – the fight and whatever was left of her dignity.

        • Luman was so aghast at some of the things people were telling her on twitter yet she doesnt think she was rude and obnoxious to Alex

          The she reminded anyone that would listen that she is a mom and kids can read these things and how sensitive kids could be
          so o reminded her of her own kid using the N word and asked if she had been punished
          no reply of course
          Then i reminded Miss Manners of a few things like if you have to keep talking about class you have none (which is evident) and how her new boytoy doesnt appear to have any manners either as he didnt hold the door for her just opened it and went in before her LOL

  63. If anyone clicks on my name, it should take you to my twitter account. I’m having a twitter exchange with Kelly- poor thing.

  64. Melissa says:

    Luann is a vile creature, she makes my skin crawl at this point. Everytime she interacts with Alex, you can see the “I’m above you” look in her eyes and demeanor, it’s sickening. I can’t for the life of me understand why and how she’s better than Alex. I like Sonja compared to the others in the group but she too has that air about her when dealing with Alex, why do they (broke, promiscuous gold-diggers) think they are better than Alex (self reliant, kind hearted mother of two in a marriage based on mutual affection) It boggles my mind. When Luann made the unnecessary jab targeting Alex’s LV shoes, Alex reacted with a smile while pointing out how rude she was, and instead of Luann catching herself and being embarassed, she looked proud like she just completed a worthwhile mission, I felt dirty just watching her.

    • Caitlin says:

      If you need a laugh to feel better, go to the WWHL site and watch the after-the-show segments (particularly part 2) when Luann was on with Cat O. Cat got some absolutely priceless digs in, and, just for a sec anyway, Luman looks properly cowed. Priceless!

    • Luman isnt fit to clean Alex’s shoes let alone make comments about them
      funny considering that Lumans wardroe is straight out of the 80’s

      HD i know that line tickled you in the commercials but now seeing it in full did it still make u laugh or were u as pissed as some of us at how rude and obnoxious the Haughty one was

  65. MAMAZ says:

    Some thoughts on last nights show.

    JZ’s Skeevewear- No point. Spanx have been around for long enough to be THE name in foundation garments. There are already dozens of knock offs. Target even has their own line. Leggs makes a pantyhose with built in spanx type panty. (BTW I don’t recommend them. I bought a pair last summer when I got a run in my stockings on the way to a wedding. They were the only ones I could find in the right color. They were so tight they left bruises on my abdomen! No kidding and I’m not even overweight.) JZ doesn’t understand that B’s success comes from her seeing a meeeting a need with a new product. There is no need for another Spanx knock off.

    Seduction scenes – Awkward! Not sexy at all. But hardly soft core porn.

    Sonja – I love her revenge! Like Lynn I forgive Sonja for her early season behavior. She’s havinf a difficult time and I know how stress can influence behavior.

    Jacques – Someone mentioned last night that he probably wasn’t even French but from LI. I was thinking the same thing. I sort of remember a character fron Cheers, a Frenchman named Henri who turned out to be a fake. That would be hilarious.

  66. If anyone clicks on my name, it should take you to my twitter account. I’m having a twitter exchange with Kelly- poor thing.


    • Debbie says:

      When you tweet regarding unfollowing @JillZarin, include her website so everyone will unfollow there too. I know I’m blocked on twitter so I can’t unfollow, but I get her highly selective newsletter (to read her ‘special’blog) and I will be unfollowing there and on her Facebook fan page. If she looses numbers on all her networking sites she will have a meltdown. Happy, happy joy, joy!!

  67. Kats2 says:

    All I know is Alex, Ramona and Sonja better be ready for the reunion

    • I want to email them a list of insults to use. I want it to be a roast and not a reunion.

      • SoutheastVA says:

        They need a lot of practice and good lines. The problem is that the blondes try to enage the brunettes in a rational conversation/diaolgue. But, the brunettes want to get their talking points out and leave. The blondes will need to employ the same kamikaze tactics during the reunion if they don’t want to end up looking weak.

        • Exactly, they need Q to school them in the Art of War.

          • quincyil says:

            I think that Alex could use our help. Ramona is a quick thinker. Sonja is a water off the duck’s back kinds of girl.

            It does not pay to try to reason with Jill, Luann, Cindy or Kelly. I would send them verbal zingers like Bethenny did in the last reunion. Humpty Dumpty comes to mind.

            Use ideas that give the viewers a visual in their minds. The idea is to engage the audience. Bethenny said that there were two million judges and she was right.

      • it was filmed weeks ago

  68. SoutheastVA says:

    This is an exchange I had with KKL today on twitter. (If it’s not ok to post just delete and sorry).
    @kellybensimon Kelly K. Bensimon “@————:x”Never apologize for showing feelings. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.” ~Benjamin Disraeli”

    @cc20082008 @kellybensimon Kelly make up your mind. Either you showing feelings or you don’t because feelings are so 1979? Ur confusing me. #RHONY

    @kellybensimon Kelly K. Bensimon @cc20082008 fake feelings shown on reality tv are 1979. Real feelings are valid, always. Ive always been 100percent real. No reason to lie.

    @cc20082008 @kellybensimon Is anything shown on #rhony real? I take what adults say out of their mouths as truth unless they’re on a scripted show.

    • Kelly is like a faulty Stepford wife that got tossed in the pool and who’s wires short circuited. A working version is Alexis from OC but both need better processors.

    • T-Rex says:

      Oye vey! How many times is she going to re-tweet the Disraeli line! She must have it programmed into her phone! Surprised she isn’t tweeting “inauthentic, go back inauthentic, eyes open eyes closed, B is here and I am here okay which one am I?”

    • codystl says:

      Does she have a quote about how to tell other people how they are feeling and what they think they feel is wrong?

  69. T-Rex says:

    Hey, since it’s Friday and workweek is over having some SGM here! Remind me when the Reunion show chat begins here on the Blog in the next few weeks that we need to have a drinking game for every time one of the Brunettes trash B, we have to take a drink. Now, this will lead to some drunk postings and probably a need for a day off to nurse the upcoming Hangover, but we will all surely swill enough SGM and Ramoner Pinot to make the girls some good Ka-Ching, Ka-Ching!

    • T-Rex says:

      Was going to add a drink also for every time we hear KKBkuku say “inauthentic” but we all maybe passed out before the chat ends, HA!

    • Nancy says:

      I knew I joined AA to soon.

      • T-Rex says:

        Nancy, you have to swill some Sparkling Non-alcohol Cider, I hope you are not a diabetic because that could sugarshock your system with all the times you have to drink the Cider! 🙂

      • I think that sentence would also work after reading my story. I know I needed a drink after hearing it too. 😉

        • Nancy says:

          RR Do you miss Toronto?

          • Yes and No, Yes because brother and my sister (and her family) are there- as well as some of my dearest friends. But I don’t miss the winters 🙂

            • Nancy says:

              Did you live right in the city? I was born in Newmarket but lived in Aurora.
              Isn’t it a culture shock when you go and visit? It is for me.

              • I grew up in North York but when I was out on m own, I lived downtown.

                It isn’t so much a culture shock for me since it’s only been a couple of years I have been gone. I life in a beach here, which is pretty quaint and laid back so that is different from living downtown, especially since I was young and single mos of that time- very different from my Orange County soccer mom status now.

                How did you meet your husband?

                • *I live in a beach city here

                • Nancy says:

                  At a party but I wouldn’t give him the time of day because I had a “no doctor dating rule”.
                  6 months later we ended up at another party and I couldn’t resist. He was so funny that I
                  gave in. The rest is history. We’ve been together for 21 years now. 🙂

  70. WindyCityWondering says:

    I am still puzzled over the packing to leave Morocco scene – why would Jill borrow a bikini from Ramona? No way it would fit – top or bottom! And it looked like Cindy borrowed stuff from LuAnn – what wouldn’t they let her out of the the riad looking like a NYC street person? But the bikini really has me skeeved out!

    • T-Rex says:

      If Jzilla is a “prude and modest”(who gives BJ’s for Jewels, uhm isn’t that a prostitute) as she protests why would she be in a bikini any way! Certainly shows way more skin than the lingerie some had on last night~

    • Some people are really weird like that. TMI below- don’t read if you are weak of heart.

      When I was younger, and much to my disgust, I knew some guys that let each other borrow sex toys. Their rational was that some of them slept with/or dated the same girls before so at least in this instance they knew “it” was cleaning because they were washing it out themselves.

  71. Smompy says:

    From SHrill’s blog:

    “I lost a Kodak deal worth seven figures because of what Ramona said on the show. They told me such — and in no uncertain words.”

    Sure, Jill, I can just hear the CEO of Kodak calling a meeting with this redheaded idiot and saying, “Well, Mrs. Zarin, we had planned to offer you more than a million dollars to represent our brand, but now that we know you appear on the same show with that dreadful Ramona SInger, we simply cannot follow through, which is heartbreaking considering our fervent desire to hire you and plaster that big schnozz all over our fine products.”

    Yeah, that happened. No doubt!

    • T-Rex says:

      Exactly, Jzilla you LUNATIC, you have 2 lawyers in your family! You cannot produce ONE document that alludes to the fact that IF you host an Event that the organizer of that event KODAK will offer you a branding option if it proves to be successful. Uhm, it’s done every day in the marketing world! If you had a contract for the event this would have been in the contract, and if you are the. lawyerinyourownmind you think you are. if you didn’t add this clause you are a Moron! This was a Bravo sponsered event, and you thought if you did well they would certainly offer you a contract. UGH she is so transparent!

      • Kukulet says:

        Wait a second…the Kodak event was filmed, but the episode didn’t air until several months later. It wasn’t like the Kodak executives were standing next to Jill when Ramona said it was an antiquated company. So…if they pulled out of some supposed contract with Jill after the event, how did they know that Ramona said anything at all?

        Anyway…Jill hosted an event for Kodak. Big deal. No way did Kodak offer her a deal to become the Face of Kodak, especially not to the tune of a million dollars or more. If Kodak was going to pay anyone a million dollars to represent the company, it would be someone who would actually be an effective spokesperson, not Jill Zarin.

        • T-Rex says:

          Exactly! Kodak is respected brand and has been around forever! They have TEAM of Lawyers on staff and if there was a chance for Jzilla for a contract to be a spokesperson this would have been writen well before! Bravo had the contract for the event not Jzilla they thought this would be a way to get their brand marketed~ Jzilla needs to produce the contract wherein she was a party to the event or shut the hell up!

    • ms molly says:

      Schnozz ! HA!!!!

  72. codystl says:

    I just read Jill’s Bravotv blog (I refuse to “follow” her). She is mean! She’s taking some pretty personal shots at her blond castmates. And, of course, the continuing theme of her shifting blame to everyone except herself and Lu. I had to watch the Glee Project to come back out from all the evil in Jill’s message.

    If the relationships of these NY HW”s continues to intensify, I can see why there are rumors that Bravo is looking to replace the entire cast. Does Jill and Lu think they are irreplaceable?

    I can’t wait for Lynn’s blog of the blogs tomorrow morning.

  73. Kats2 says:


    Gawker blog is up, read the comments too. This is not the only site that calls it and Luann and Jill do not have many fans at all.

  74. NY Mom says:

    Not sure if anyone mentioned this yet. Vicki from RHOC is dating a guy who is behind on his child support payments to two women. He was arrested and put in jail recently. Vicki wrote a note to the Judge stating he is a good person and requesting him to release him from jail. Now for the best part. This dead beat dad is staying with Eddie, Tamra’s boytoy. Tamra and Vicki are the biggest hypocrites and should be called out for it. Both of their FB pages contain negative comments for the most part by their so called fans. Another little tidbit is Vicki met this guy in Mexico when she went their with Tamra. It is the guy that looks like Don that she was hugging in the pool. Vicki wrote the letter to the Judge before divorce paper s were served to Don. I just so wish this was public knowledge before the reunion show.

    • Kats2 says:

      In an exclusive interview with RumorFix Friday, Gunvalson revealed the truth about Myers in an effort to have the whole story told instead of just the negative points.

      “He is a wonderful man and a wonderful father,” a very emotional Gunvalson told RumorFix. “He has integrity and loves his children more than life. He just fell on hard times, like we all did. He works in a commission-based business as do I, and his child support payment amounts were based on when he was making a lot more money. He couldn’t pay his child support and in the state of Mississippi the laws make it very difficult.

      “He is not a deadbeat dad, and he’s paid $110,000 since 2008 to his ex. I knew about the DUI and the other arrests, because he has never lied to me about anything. Everyone has a past. No one is perfect.”

      Gunvalson admits that while she cares about Brook very deeply, she doesn’t know if their relationship can survive this recent stress.

      “For me it was a new life and a new page,” she says. “He treats me the best I’ve ever been treated, but because of all the harassment, we probably won’t make it. He doesn’t deserve it and I can’t subject anyone to this.”

      • Kukulet says:

        “He just fell on hard times, like we all did. He works in a commission-based business as do I, and his child support payment amounts were based on when he was making a lot more money.”

        Where have we heard that explanation before? Let me think…

        D’ya suppose Tamra walks up to him daily and screams “PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT!! GET A JOB!!” in his face? I’m betting not.

        “He treats me the best I’ve ever been treated, but because of all the harassment, we probably won’t make it. He doesn’t deserve it and I can’t subject anyone to this.”

        Except Donn, her kids, her ex husband….

        • Christine says:

          So Vicki is using the Slade Smiley “if you love them, set them free” routine.

        • Let me get this straight, so Brooks who you supposedly have only been with for a few months treats your better than the man who married you and helped raise your children when their bio dad was a flake.

    • I KNEW he was Mexico guy. That’s why Brianna is so mad.

    • I KNEW he was Mexico guy. That’s why Brianna is so mad.

      grrrr- sorry if this is a duplicate post

    • icky is and always was pure d tarash
      Trampy is all that and more

      i wished gretchen knew and called Icki out on the child support

  75. Happymouth says:

    I listened to Jill and Mommy on her sister Lisa’s show today, it was horrid. They started the show by playing the song “The lady is a tramp ” because the theme of the show was Alex and Ramona are tramps. They made horrible statements about Ramona , Alex , Simon and Mario, and of course Jill and Luann behaved perfectly on last nights episode. I could not believe what I heard , Jill , Mommy and Lisa are SCUM. Jill asked her “fans ” to help her prepare for the reunion that is being filmed next Wednesday. I agree with Quincey, we need to support Alex ( and Ramona).

    • SoutheastVA says:

      Show support by sending this type of information now so that they can prepare. Theyll need help with zippy comebacks too.

      Where’s Error404?!

    • Kukulet says:

      So…if you have sex with your husband, you are a tramp. That makes Jill sense, since trading bj’s for diamonds, according to her, makes her a ‘successful businesswoman’.

      • Happymouth says:

        It was horrible, they went on and on for half an hour, I wonder if Alex and Ramona know that they did this? I do not tweet , but someone should tell them .

    • Kats2 says:

      SCUM is the perfect word to describe them!

    • T-Rex says:

      Uhm, clue phone JzillaLunatic, Ramoner and Mario have been married longer than you have! Based on your blog about the Ewww factor of Alex and Simon’s lingerie show, shows they are totally in love with each other and still have sex. As opposed to your ass Jzilla who is a prostitutionwhorea that only has some simulated sex with your husband unless he pays you! YOU ARE THE TRAMP~ you delusional two faced idiot

    • I guess if Jill is asking her fans to help her prepare for the reunion that means she doesn’t have to hire four PR people to prep her this year.LOL

      • T-Rex says:

        Since Jzilla has a “team” of PR already she realizes they are shite and she needs help!

    • I thought Lisa’s show was suppose to be intellectual and discuss real issues?

      I guess she is just like her “MOTHER” (is not happy) and her sister.

    • i could have sworn Andy said they had taped it weeks ago

  76. Nancy says:

    I’m sure Jill Is really happy with herself as Sonja’s financial issues are trending on Yahoo right now.
    What a great friend. I’m glad I live on the west coast.

  77. Adgirl says:

    Bravotv.com edited a comment I made to Cindy.
    Originally: Cindy your hair looks great, why are you so cranky?
    Edited: Cindy your hair looks great.


    • Nancy says:

      Don’t you think that should be illegal? I’m so angry that Bravo is doing that.
      Why though? I don’t get it. Do these “Ladies” have that much power?
      I thought your question was hilarious. Maybe your question should be re-asked at the reunion.
      Keep up the good work. 🙂

  78. LynnNChicago says:

    Melissa, Ramona’s assistant tweeted to me today!!! She is so sweet! She started with a #FF which is basically a shout out, it stands for “Follow Friday” to me, I thanked her and she said, “You get it right! Xoxo”

    @LynnNChicago: @MelissaNKlein #FF Thanks for the FF Melissa! :)”

    MelissaNKlein Melissa Nicole Klein
    to: LynnNChicago: You get it right! Xoxo “

  79. Just commented on Jill’s blog: Since you brought up what Ally would say, what did she say when you tweeted her naked in a bathtub?

    I bet my house it doesn’t get posted

  80. Nancy says:

    We HAVE to get “that list” to the blondes before the taping of the reunion.
    It’s already 4 to 3 and as we know Alex has a hard time getting her thoughts out and Sonja will have enough to worry about in her financial life. That leaves us with Ramona so they need our help.

    Lets get our questions/facts together and get them to The Blondes asap!

    • absolutely- how would the easiest way to deliver the message. Should we all just send stuff to Lynn and have her send it to them? I don’t think we should post it here as the dirty darks hairs are watching..

      • Nancy says:

        I think your idea would be the best. Lynn could get the “list” to Ramona’s assistance.
        How are we going to do this though? It will be difficult if we are not going to post them here.

    • nathania says:

      Brian Moylan seems to have taken over permanently for Lawson…he’s not as literary, but he is funny and does have good points; his take on Ramona, “Ramona, as we know, is an unrestrained id run rampant on the world” is dead-on. Thanks for posting the link.

  81. Ames says:

    Jill, having lawyers in your family does not make you one!
    Lulu, having a French guy in you every night does not make you French!
    Cindy, having 100 assistants work for you does nit make you busy or important, just lazy.

  82. New Yoka says:

    Happymouth…I couldn’t believe how mean are Jill, Jill’s mom and sista – “The Lady is a tramp”!? Come on! We need to help Alex to defend herself on the reunion!

  83. New Yoka says:

    I went to Alex and Simon page on Facebook and saw two comments from a guy that looks so ‘weird’. I know it’s paranoia…but I am a little afraid for Alex’s safety. Anyone saw?

  84. Smompy says:

    Right now I’m watching a rerun of the last Atlanta Housewives reunion. As ridiculous as she was, in retrospect I sort of like Phaedra. If nothing else, she’s entertaining.

  85. New Yoka says:

    I liked the first season of Atlanta. It was raw…the women were not famous, etc. After the second season I stopped watching.

  86. sony4ou says:

    Jill is on twitter asking what she should wear to WWHL this week – I suggest a muzzle and bag over her head. Why does Andy keep bringing her on the show?????

    • Dani Dothraki says:

      She’ll just wear more of that ridiculously named crap that gives her a muffin top.

      And hawk it ad nauseum, while discussing Ramona’s “alcoholism” and Mario’s “cheating” and how the blonde bullies make everything unpleasant.

      • Nancy says:

        Didn’t you notice how nasty the “Browns” are and how happy the “Blondes” are.
        THAT is why they are so miserable . They want the lives that the Blondes have.
        Watching that video gave me high blood pressure.

        • Nancy says:

          One more thing.
          Jill WISHES she had a husband that looks like Mario.
          How dare her for talking about Ramona like that.

    • Nancy says:

      Don’t stop at the head. I want a bag that goes to her toes.

    • nathania says:

      it doesn’t matter JIll, because no one is going to watch. I know i won’t be watching……

      Okay, everyone tweet her and tell her she looked stunning in her ‘hooker from Tron’ outfit and to go for something vinyl or leather that is really tight, and youthful looking, preferably with a ponytail like last time.

  87. chismosa says:

    hi everyone- someone above mentioned that ‘the picture’ of Kelly & her kids- (um yeah her 1 scene the entire episode!!! Love it)- did we see the finished picture? Or just them posing for Bradley on the dishwasher? I didn’t know if we saw finished photo?

  88. Adgirl says:

    LouAss’s Twatter:

    “CountessLuAnn LuAnn de Lesseps
    but i will not tolerate overly negative or vulgar comments towards me or my family. Thank you for watching and following me!”

    …But it’s perfectly OK for me to throw anyone else over the waterfall on TV!

    • nathania says:

      can you get more negative than her telling Alex, “remember what happens to the messenger?”

      that one blew me away… she can dish it out but she sure can’t take it.

  89. Dani says:

    I haven’t been watching HWNY. I just couldn’t torcher my self this season with that shrill Jill voice. I enjoy reading your blog Lynn. It keeps me up to date on what is happening on the show. You and Quincy do a great job, and I want to thank you both for your well writen blog.

  90. chismosa says:

    Lynn, great analysis, i ‘m wondering if you can analyze- over the next day or two- since then we have to rush into NJ mode- ughhh too soon!— about Lumann being either
    1) placed by Jill into this position of enemy #1 this season, i.e. working on behalf of Jill’s issues with Ramoner and Alex
    2) Lumann being crafty enough to get herself here on her own to ensure enough coverage of her shows up on final edited scenes
    3) Lulu willingly does both or mix of both.
    This is the bigger issue because no matter how much disgust i feel for Lulu, i am watching S1 in syndication during the day and Lulu and Jill were nasty and vile from the beginning. It was simply humorous back then but then when they started to each attack people we have grown to love, the Blondes- and Bethenny – then we all are aghast.
    We just don’t get enough time to over-analyze RHNY by the time Jersey comes on in two days! jeeeesh. Need more time.

  91. chismosa says:

    did everyone see the Bravo commercial and Luann was in there next to Tabitha? OMG i would love Tabitha to take down Lulu. Why must they use Lu and Jill in the Bravo ads? It’s like god FORBID they use Alex or Sonja or Ramona. Caroline looks SO awful in those ads- what has happened to her!?!
    I can’t stand Bravo anymore — seriously.

    • NJ Bev says:

      I cannot believe I never noticed that. I have never seen Alex in a Bravo
      commercial?! for krise-sakes, they have Sher-ray in the the commercials
      and she is so irrelevant I can’t even spell her name.

      • chismosa says:

        exactly it’s like D’Andy would never entertain having Alex or Ramona in one of his sappy commercials. I like the commercials for the Bethenny and Jeff and Jenni spots, but everyone else i’m sick of. There are not many fun people- I mean Tabitha is fun because she is honest but i dont watch her apart from originally on the hair cutting show which i loved, wish they’d bring back. Shear Genius was it. Oh but i love Nene, so i forgot her.
        Sheree is just entertaining i think— she is irrelevant i agree but she is funny.
        Bottom line: whoever Andy adores== gets into commercials.

        oh i dont watch BH so i can’t comment on them but i know it’s smart to love Kyle and Lisa VdP

        But Lumann? and Jill? Really? on the Bravo ad??!!?? Boggles the mind. Bravo is so donezo. Even poor Andy was pushing all his summer shows, they seem so lame

    • no but dd you see the one that Jill falls down
      i forgot what she was doing just that she falls
      that was great i hope andy does a remix of her falling over and over
      wish it was Jill standing by the tree with the apple on her head and Ramona with the bow & arrow

  92. chismosa says:

    to Vinny de NY- Luann does not come from good *breeding*. She is working class/ lower middle class from a not-wealthy area of Connecticut. She focuses on the fact that she is Native American but who knows how purely NA she is- don’t people play that up so much when they could be like 1/2340th ?? She is mostly French-Canadian as there are tons and tons of French-Canadians in Connecticut. They are not in the wealthy areas of CT. There is nothing wrong with any of this, she just acts otherwise to make up for her own issues of self-hatred.
    She did not come from money and acts like it, unlike any of the other HWs who may have come from money and act better- i.e. Kelly – though she is mentally crazy and Bethenny and Alex. Ramona i am not sure about but she acts 100000x more ‘class’-y than your favorite —-Jill, who as you know as you are from LI- she does not come from a nice area at all. We can attribute a ton of Jill’s social climbing to where and HOW she grew up with a mother like that and sister-issues. Money does not make you act a certain way so we can’t attribute that to everyone. I personally feel Sonja did not originally come from tons of $$ but really made her own $$$ on her own terms as she said on the show last night saying she liked to own her own places and stuff- not rent- before marrying the Morgan. She then got more money but imo she acts classy. She is just fun and is trying to make the viewer understand her history. I don’t find her over the top at all. I liked her from day 1, despite many not liking her.

    But then again your posts are as wild as reading a Cindy blog on Bravo
    Why don’t you start an I Love Jill Z blog? She would love you! You could put all your romance languages up there and speak to everyone there and educated Jill’s fans!

    • LynnNChicago says:

      Educated Jill Fans? That’s an oxymoron….well except maybe for Vinny, there is no explanation for Vinny 🙂 lol I kid I kid!

      • chismosa says:

        OMG- i meant to ‘educate’ Jill’s fans! ha ha. Sorry, i still have to get the hang of this .02 font size. I am going to start typing elsewhere and then pasting it here this is far too small for me

  93. chismosa says:

    sorry to respond to troll-simpatico posts but i got caught up in it all ! Sorry, just catching up to everything now. I realize there is delusion and there is… D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N

    • Nancy says:

      I feel your pain. Personally I’m done with him. I feel he is using this site for his own (private) joke.

  94. LynnNChicago says:

    Andy’s looking for questions for the NY Housewives reunion. It’s scheduled to tape June 22, he posted on Facebook:

    Andy Cohen
    Still need Questions for the RHNYC reunion! What do you want to know from Sonja, Jill and Cindy!? Give me some good questions and tell me where you’re from.

    • Nancy says:

      Hi Lynn,
      Make sure to watch Whale Wars!

    • Nancy says:

      Why not Alex, KooKoo et al?

      • chismosa says:

        exactly? why just those 3? Maybe they have too many questions for everyone else? How can there NOT BE tons of questions for JILL already?

      • Caitlin says:

        Yeah! I want Andy to ask Luann if she’d like to respond to what Cat O said to her on WWHL (that the Countess was a backstabbing shit stirrer). In fact, I’ve emailed him twice already BEGGING him to ask that question!

  95. New Yoka says:

    I am sorry, but I didn’t buy Sonja’s comment about her past – that she owned three homes before her marriage. I think she is beautiful, funny…I like her, but I think she sometimes exagerrated about her past before Morgan. I kinda of understand that…she maybe feel inferior to some people in her social circle. I think it’s very tough to live in Upper East Side.

    • chismosa says:

      I don’t know exactly where she made her home in manhattan when she had met and then was going to marry her husband- while working for that restaurant. But I believe her that she did make all her own money and got her own homes, etc. I don’t think she was living paycheck to paycheck.
      Maybe the 3 homes were like 1 upstate near her Saratoga family? Then another apt. in the city, then another house somewhere else? Who knows.
      I think and hope viewers are starting to see that Sonja has such an affable, honest way about her that she loves making fun of herself and she really makes for a great tv character. I mean just look at saggy chiclet teeth face and her dour expressions and sullen attitude and then you see sunny Sonja who is not trying to drag everyone down with negativity, despite going through a divorce and money problems.

      • Smompy says:

        I have no idea how much money she made from her various pre-marriage jobs, but to me she seemed to be telling the truth when she spoke about owning her own apartment(s). Apparently she was good at schmoozing and did make a decent living in restaurant or “consulting” type jobs. Also, and I don’t mean this as any sort of a criticism, from what I’ve read, Sonja has been hooking up with somewhat wealthy men for most of her adult life, so maybe she was able to save up a bit? I mean she was evidently able to live quite well in Europe as a young woman, so she must have been doing something right.

    • quincyil says:

      Some people get mortgages and then say you own your home. Sonja said in her blog that part of the 19 million is the mortgages that her husband has on his homes because they were not divorced when she filed. Including that in the bankruptcy filing makes sense to me me because a bank could come to her if her husband did not pay them for a mortgage. I have seen that happen to women here.

      I believe that she pays her monthly bills and owes the lawyer and the judgement. I think 7 !/2 million is a nice paycheck for a production company, but they probably did have some expenses when negotiating that deal with Sonja.

      The person at fault may be the person she trusted. He probably doesn’t have the money to pay the settlement. If she had lawyers drawing up contracts, I would think they would have malpractice insurance. I have heard of lawyers being sued here when they screw up.

      I really like Sonja. I hope she does find people she can trust.

      Sonja should not allow Jil Zarin to give her advise. Jill’s assessment sounded wrong to me. Despite Jill’s claims to be a doctor, lawyer and astute businesswoman, I see no evidence that any of this is true. If Jill was a good business woman, I would give her credit. I have listened to her and she just doesn’t know what she is talking about 90% of the time.

  96. New Yoka says:

    Saggy chiclet teeth face? Is this a compliment?

  97. chismosa says:

    yeah exactly. I mean Cindy has nice hair i’ll give her that, whether it’s naturally that nice who knows. But her negativity and sour face just have ruined her for good on this show. Wonder if they’ll even give her a seat on the sofa for the reunion. She really should just get a folding chair.

  98. Nancy says:

    Well I’m off to sleep early tonight with hope of dreaming that I will win Jill Zarin’s prize for Father’s Day.
    George won’t stop telling me how much he wants one of Bawwwbbby’s ties.
    As for the picture of Jill and Bawwwwbbby, well I hope it is a large one as I have cleared a space
    on top of our grand piano that is waiting for it’s arrival. We will be keeping our fingers crossed. 🙂

  99. Nancy says:

    Kelly is letting us know via twitter that her new “book” will be ready in 2012.
    Just when we thought it was safe to go back into the water…

    • Jamie Lannister says:

      It’s a COOK book I think.

      Oh Kelly…we saw those brownies you tried to make. Um, even though you don’t eat junk food, only REAL food like gummy bears.

      • Error404 says:

        I think it’s a healthy living book. Because healthy living isn’t about dieting or how many pounds, it’s about being happy about the way you look. She’s retarded. Its like the funniest thing she’s said since pocahantas left the canoe and went to the disco. Healthy? I seriously don’t know how Kelly is still alive.

    • Nancy says:

      My husband read my post and said…
      “Good maybe she will read another one in 2013.”

    • chris says:

      Nancy, she should be through coloring all the pictures by then with her new box of Crayons…

  100. L.A. Chica says:

    I hope y’all don’t mind my jumping in here again but I just have to say that I hate Luann. Her behavior is despicable and she is very quickly outpacing Jill in the Most Hated Housewife department, as far as I’m concerned.

    Luann’s hypocrisy knows no bounds, her over inflated ego sucks the air out of every room she enters, she is completely void of any sense of self awareness, and she is just all around an abhorrent person. And for the sake of civilized society she really needs to learn to STFU.

    There. I said it. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest, Lynn.

    • chismosa says:

      i agree but the real Machiavelli behind much of what goes on is Jill, we can NEVER forget! We have to make bumper stickers like for the WTC and 9/11 saying ****JZ- We Will Never Forget****.

      But yeah, Lulu is still a countLESS and c*u**ess. Please excuse the depravity but this show creates depravity in me!

    • nathania says:

      it makes me think if this scene at the end of Dangerous Liasions, after the poll last night, where everyone essentially booed Lou ann… this is how she’s going to end up, if she’s not already there, if she doesn’t get some humanity

  101. VAgirl says:

    Good Morning!

  102. mrs. chase utley says:

    My favorite part– of maybe the season so far– was when alex totally took luanne off guard by laughing in her face while saying “wow you are so rude”. Luanne was at a loss for..dignity.

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