I Hate Jill Zarin The Real Housewives of New York – More of The Blogs
Tonight Bravo airs a new episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I know you’re all in withdrawal after two weeks without our Jersey girls so let’s finish up on the New York “ladies” so that we can focus on Jersey tomorrow. Stop back tonight to chat during the Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Kelly’s blog starts off trying to snark at Sonja and Ramona but as with all things Kelly, she fails miserably:
So, Sonja, Avery, and Ramona decide to go to shop for Sonja’s burlesque costume at a downtown haunt called, Patricia Fields. (Sonja, Patricia Fields is downtown, are you sure you’ll be safe?!!) Patricia Fields is a New York icon and her store has been a haven for nightclub goers for decades. You may know/recognize Patricia — she was the stylist for the Sex and the City. Why are Ramona, Sonja, and Avery picking out costumes for Sonja’s burlesque party? What do you think about Avery coming to pick out burlesque clothes?
Is Sonja sure she’ll be safe? What the hell are you talking about? Why wouldn’t they be picking out outfits for Sonja’s burlesque party? That is why they are there you moron! What do we think about Avery picking out berlesque clothes? She looked like she was having fun, she chose not to attend the party, what’s your point? At sixteen, Avery is a mature young lady and there is no reason why she shouldn’t be there in this “Iconic” store with her mom and Sonja. This is the best you’ve got Bensimon?
Kelly rambles on…
I have to be honest, I was not really in a partying kind of mood. It was late on a Friday, I had to get my girls to the beach right after, and it wasn’t clear what the point of the party was. We were merely invited to another theme party Sonja was having.
No need to explain Kell Kell, you were in a “mood”, you should have stayed home. The point of the party? What is the point of any party? To have fun, idiot! Next time we’ll ask Sonja to send you a complete synopsis on the party along with the menu, budget and some tips on how to enjoy a party. Example 1. arrive on time for a change 2. stay for longer than 10-minutes 3. stop questioning why you’re there and just enjoy the party.
As for processing problems, many people deal with grief in a variety of ways. I grieved over my divorce for a long time. I made the right decision for me and my children, but it is very scary to lose all of your friends and the lifestyle that some men afford women, and work to reinvent yourself.
We know that you didn’t make the decision for you and your children, Giles made the decision to kick you to the curb! After getting to know you, who can blame the man? I only blame him for marrying you in the first place. What was he thinking? If you lost “friends” in the divorce, they were never your friends to begin with. How exactly have you lost your lifestyle? You still have no job, a free home in New York City, a free house in the Hamptons and you travel all over the country at will, tweeting constantly. You told us that your ex-husband left you alone all the time anyway, sounds like your life hasn’t changed much at all. This “woe is me” routine isn’t working here baby!
From Kelly’s blog, word for word, I kid you not:
LuAnn is a very special woman. I’ve grown to love her. At first, I was intimidated but her emotional strength and impressed with her ability to weed through the bad seeds.
This woman wrote three books and is writing another….yeah ok!
More from Kelly about Luann: Now, I want to know all the tricks of her trade. I don’t need a “moment” with her, we just like to be together and talk, and talk, and talk, and talk.
The “tricks of her trade”? Is Lulu a hooker now? What the hell?…. going on about Lulu…
To her, it’s not how her relationship ended, it’s how her new chapter begins that’s interesting.
Of course Lulu’s not interested in talking about how she lost her “Count”, he cheated and he dumped her in an email. End of story. Her new chapter is interesting? To whom? Pea brain Kelly, that’s whom.
I hope you’re sitting down as Kelly isn’t finished yet…
Jill and Ally. Oh my god. Ally and I are so alike. My mother always used to take me for lunch and shopping. All I wanted to talk to her about was my religion classes, anthropology courses, and urban studies. College is such an amazing experience. Ally is sowing her intellectual seeds, and I love to live vicariously though her. I think I may have worn that shirt to lunch with my mom when I was 19, too.
This proves what I’ve been saying for a long time now, Kelly is watching Jill Zarin and her daughter having lunch. Kelly relates to the teenager. Kelly doesn’t think about when her daughter will go off to college, instead Kelly regresses back to when she was a teenager. Kells has the intelligence level and brain of a young teenager, does she think that the remark about the shirt that Kells would have worn in 1987 was a compliment to Ally?
I’m arduously working on my new book #icanmakeyouhot, and eager to hear of any of your favorite recipes.
Why does Kelly want OUR recipes for her book? SHE can make you hot? With OUR recipes? If reading Kelly’s tweets is any indication, her book is going to be a complete joke!
Kelly got herself a “word of the day” calendar.
ar·du·ous http://sp.dictionary.com/dictstatic/d/g/speaker.swf [ahr-joo-uhs or, especially Brit., ahr-dyoo-] Show IPA
As she was on screen talking about being mean-tweeted, Kelly was mean tweeting….oh yes she was!
I think parent should be good role models/ accountable. Wasn’t keen on #burlesque
I got a lot of heat for filming #burlesque. Should mothers be attending “strip” scenes. I wasn’t thrilled about filming it. Thoughts?
Kelly is so ridiculous! She’s worried about what her daughter’s think about her attending a burlesque show yet her nude photos appeared in Playboy just last year. Her daughter’s were on screen telling her that they were mortified but Kelly simply says, “I know they love me”.
Thanks to Boston02127 for this link:
I just watched this video of Kelly Bensimon answering questions about love and marriage and my brain truly hurts …. the problem is, she is serious. Kelly is so anxious to defend the Kardashians that she’ll say anything, if it had been someone she didn’t want to suck up to, she’d be singing a different tune. (please don’t sing Kelly, don’t take everything so literally)
She makes absolutely NO sense whatsoever! You can see the interviewer’s excitement at getting to reveal Kelly’s stupidity.
Kelly has a real “Hater” here, there is a new blog called, “I Hate Kelly Bensimon” and Kelly herself has acknowledged the blog and even offered to help her write it….Hysterical! Kelly Tweeted this to the blog owner:
@KellyBensimon says: @KKBensimonHater I love it! I have my own mean tweeter. Send me the blog so we can work on making it better. I hate mediocrity.
@KellyBensimon says: just for my amusement give me ur best #replaceawordinafamousquotewith duck.
Kelly really does need to get a hobby.
@KellyBensimon says: if you love my hair, read this now. its all about Irion curls. http://t.co/UawLkn2
If you love Kelly’s hair I feel sorry for you!
Kelly can make me drunk? Pass! Let me guess, something better than Kellaid? Another cocktail by Kelly? Could this woman be anymore desperate to be Bethenny?
@KellyBensimon says: Tweet me ‘friends and family first’ picts and i’ll put the best on my blog.
Do you want a picture of your family on Kelly’s blog?
@KellyBensimon says: Umm. So, my book American Style is being used as a textbook in Universities like FIT #soflattered
Ok just STOP IT! If this is true I weep for the education system. If the Fashion Institute of Technology in New York is using Kelly’s book as a textbook and forcing students to purchase it, they just lost all credibility. Students, you must boycott the use of Kelly’s book, the woman can’t write and she has no style!
More advice on love and marriage from the Kellster…. she’s an expert having been divorced for many years, arrested for abusing her boyfriend and remains single even after announcing publicly that she’s looking for a husband…
Why is Hollywood Life asking this woman for advice? Are they that desperate for a celebrity? There must be some B or C list celebrity who actually knows what they’re talking about. Kelly’s a D-list moron!
Kelly continues to tweet using hashtags like #Kelfit and #Kelstyle, completely missing the point of the hashtags, does she really and truly think that people are searching for her tips on health, fitness and style?
World pie for chicken caesar, beach, bbq with friends. Wearing old teeshirt, sequin mini, flip flops #kkbstyle
Sequin skirts are the new denim minis. Get creative for this weekend. #kkbstyle
Taking a run on west side hwy. what a beautiful day #kellyfit
Drink one extra glass of water with lemon or lime today #kellyfit
Does anyone else immediately wonder what the traffic is like on the West Side Highway?
@Bethenny Jason just bought bryn a $5 cookie.if I was hallucinating from hunger he wouldn’t buy me a $5 cookie.
Why is jason torturing me and making me watch the “silence of the lambs” sequel w julianne moore?
Best day ever swimming in the pool w bryn & a group of ladies. #noboysallowed
New weekly blog on my website,its called “Ask Bethenny”.Submit questions 4 me 2 answer.This wk I answer relationship q’s:http://ow.ly/5yfUR
I came home from dinner.cookie sleeps in bryn’s room when we’re gone. 🙂
In contrast, Jill is on vacation in Europe but still won’t shut the hell up, from her Twitter.
Yes, she is tweeting now to Sarah Ferguson, ex-wife of Prince Andrew of England. Dream on Zarin, she doesn’t even know who you are! Jill’s pathetic attempts to suck up to real celebrities is embarrassing and I don’t know why she refuses to stop! Even the Kardashians won’t respond to Jill Zarin! You can read all her Tweets here:
Until Next Time…