I Hate Jill Zarin And Teresa Giudice Too! Oct 2, 2010

I Hate Jill Zarin And Teresa Giudice Too! October 2, 2010

First let me make a correction from my opening on yesterday’s blog, Stacie Turner did mention that her mother had sent her photos of her father in an earlier episode of The Real Housewives of DC and I missed it. Thank you HD for pointing that out. I wish Stacie the very best in finding her birth father. I don’t think her mother would have sent her photos if she was that adamant about keeping the two apart. She certainly has given Stacie some pretty good clues, a name would have been nice but she’s off to a good start. I do hope that Bravo lets us see a resolution to this story.

Yesterday Teresa Giudice in her infinite wisdom Tweeted this:

@Teresa_Giudice: @Oprah How bout you cancel the Oksana interview & address bullying & the SHOCKING # of CHILD suicides! @TWLOHA @trevorproject @perezhilton

@Teresa_Giudice: It’s your last season @Oprah We want stories that matter, like CHILDHOOD CANCER, not mistresses!

Teresa Giudice, table flipping scum of the earth, angry with the world garbage, who doesn’t have a charitable bone in her body is going to tell Ms. Oprah Winfrey what to put on her show? This low life, nasty piece of dirt actually has the audacity to try to influence the content of the number one rated talk show on television. To insinuate that Oprah doesn’t do shows to further the greater good is insulting to Oprah and to her audience. An interview with Tiger’s ex wife doesn’t wipe out all of the good that Oprah has done by any stretch of the imagination!

Teresa, how about you go back to flipping tables, screaming at your children, using vulgar language in your cleansy house and leave the real television to the professionals? When has this horrible woman ever done anything on her show to further these causes?
Teresa held plenty of parties, spent thousands of dollars to impress the neighbors and the viewing audience. Yet Danielle Staub is the one who turned her daughter’s birthday party into a charity event, Teresa hasn’t even been seen attending a charity event on television!

I could write an entire blog on the charitable activities of Oprah Winfrey, yet this trash talking classless New Jersey Housewife is going to try to bully Oprah for hosting Tiger Wood’s ex-wife? Oprah has done hundreds of shows to try to better this country, to try to bring to light terrible tragedies that have gone on in this world.

Maybe this subject of cheating hit a nerve with Teresa Giudice, maybe she doesn’t want to hear what the Ex- Mrs. Tiger Woods has to say because it will force Teresa to face her own feelings of being the wife who was wronged?

Whatever the reason, Teresa Giudice needs to shut the hell up and go back to making pizza with her frozen dough, putting ugly crap in her kids hair and flip a few tables! You are not worthy to speak Oprah’s name, or even watch her show! Your 15 minutes are ticking away Giudice, your sister in law and your cousin are dogging you, time to slap Andy Cohen or something so that people will talk about you! I Hate Teresa Giudice!

Speaking of Danielle Staub, she’s not been tweeting since September 24, until yesterday, one tweet, just a few words…

@DanielleStaub: stay positive ……all else will follow. DS

Thanks for those words of wisdom Danielle, now I can sleep at night.

Kelly’s at it again, you can see her entire library of You-Tube video’s if you’re ever bored enough to want to watch them, the latest must have been inspired from Bethenny Getting Married and seeing Bethenny’s baby Bryn’s room come together:

I uploaded a YouTube video — how to remake a tween room http://youtu.be/Fw-xtxZqEKw?a

It is easy to predict what Kelly will do next, just watch what Bethenny is doing today…

@JillZarin: Didn’t see the Tina Fay bit yet. Did she flatter or insult me? No matter which..gotta love that she even knows me. I die for her.

http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live/season-3/videos/would-you-rather

Jill Zarin, please watch the Tina Fey bit! I wish I could see Jill’s face when Tina chooses being Renewed by Ramona over having Jill Zarin decorate her apartment. Add to that the video of Jill being a horrible to Bethenny on the phone is cut in with a Tina Fey clip, once again reminding us of Jill’s mean and vicious treatment of her “friend”. The very best has to be the bit during the after-show on Bravotv.com when Tina is asked who she would be friends with if she were on the Real Housewives of NY and she chooses Alex!

http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live/season-3/videos/more-time-with-tina-fey

Jill apparently things that she is free to quote Rachel Zoe with her “I die for her” nonsense!

Speaking of Rachel Zoe, rumor has it that she’s three months pregnant with her first child. Congratulations Rachel and Rodger!!!

And speaking of Alex McCord, yesterday was her birthday so on behalf of IHJZ, Happy Birthday Alex! Simon was having some fun on Twitter today planning Alex’s birthday surprise. “You ruined the fu&*(%$ Surprise!”

@SimonvanKempen: doing reconnaissance for the big birthday party 2m. If you see me pls don’t tweet location!
@McCordAlex: @SimonvanKempen My beautiful love, I hope that every birthday I celebrate has you by my side. xoxoxoxox

Can I get a great big…AWWWWWWW!!!

Alex’s blog on The Real Housewives of DC is available, here is Alex’s tweeted announcement:

@McCordAlex: Here’s my latest DC blog for @peoplemag – http://bit.ly/DCPeople8

Alex also tweeted this to Ramona Singer’s daughter yesterday:

@McCordAlex: @averysinger had a blast today, and your room is awesome! Xo

Lots of discussion regarding Andy Cohen and his latest obsession, Bishop Eddie Long and his “Mazel” that he sent out during Watch What Happens Live on Thursday night. Many thought it was a mistake and Andy meant to give him the “Jackhole” of the week instead of the Mazel, rest assured it was no mistake. Andy Cohen has turned this whole thing into a joke, he is mocking the man because of Bishop Long’s anti-gay stance and the irony of him now being accused of molesting young boys.

I don’t find any of this funny and incidentally Andy Cohen has, in the same week, released a video of his own experiences being a young gay boy. His pain and sharing how he felt with his encouraging words to boys in his very same position was a nice thing to do but completely negated by his jokes about a man who is accused of molesting young boys and abusing his wife.

If a straight man made this same types of jokes about Eddie Long, Cohen would be the first to make him Jackhole of the week and call him out on his inappropriate jokes. None of this is funny Andy Cohen, and you owe an apology to the victims of Bishop Eddie Long.

http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live/season-3/videos/it-gets-better

RealOldHousewife is reporting that her source says that Kim Granatell has been signed on to be one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Her outrageous behavior and her part time appearances must have been enough for Bravo to decide she’s perfect for this tacky version of their Real Housewives series. I must say they’re right! If there is anyone who is perfect for the worst housewives series on television, it is Kim Granatell!

If all of these rumors are true, the fact that Bravo doesn’t want Dina because she cannot/will not bring her family on board and all these new relatives of Teresa’s will appear along with dirty old lady, Kim G, I’m all over this season! Bring it on Bravo!

This should put the nail in the coffin for Teresa Giudice, first her sister in law, then her cousin, now her nemesis, Kim Granatell.

Anything that makes Teresa squirm is ok with me! Read the story here:

@RealOldHouswife: Guess Who’s Coming Back to RHONJ? http://bit.ly/bN9CdA

Keep reading down RealOldHousewives blog to read about (although the video has been pulled) Kim G’s racist rant while driving to an event. I refuse to type what this moron said, but you can read about it on ROH’s blog. I can only imagine that Bravo signed her before this happened.

The Real Housewives of DC are not very diligent in posting their blogs but we do have two posted regarding this past week’s episode, Michaele says absolutely nothing in her short blog. Cat, in Cat fashion tells it like it is and talks about all of the housewives and how she feels about them. I think after going on a roller coaster ride with Cat Ommanney, I have come down on the positive side with her. I do like her after all.

There is a new blog posted by Lynda but as it was dated Thursday prior to the episode airing, it reflects her feelings on last week’s episode (sigh) but she does provide excellent insight into the “brawl” between Cat and Erika at Stacie’s Ice Cream Party. Those three blogs are available here:

http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-dc/season-1/blogs

Dina Manzo is now officially the Jill Zarin of Jersey! She doesn’t know when to shut up and get off of Twitter. With rumors continuing to swirl of her husband’s infidelity and even “Tommy is gay” buzzes, many people, including Real City Housewife and I predicted that Claudine (Dina) Manzo would soon post a photo of herself with her husband lovingly cooing at each other. As if she read our minds…..

@DinaManzo: Awww my hubby… http://plixi.com/p/48044696

Just a day later, Dina tweeted this:

@DinaManzo: Want to post the video of the celebration but it features my husbands bald spot up close. He might kill me. Trust me it was beautiful.

But Dina doesn’t have a book on Amazon, so creating a fake name to write a review wouldn’t make sense for Dina, instead she creates Twitter accounts. We all know she can get nasty right out in the open on her own @DinaManzo moniker, and that she gets really vulgar using her cat’s name @GrandmaWrinkles. Now Dina has apparently started another account, @janislanton. Using this new name, Dina can log on and attack with a fake name hiding behind someone named Janis.

There is a new FUN Twitter account by the name of @TommyManzo_ don’t miss the hilarious tweets if you’re on twitter, people are having a lot of fun with it. (probably not Dina though) If you’re not on Twitter, I’m happy to bring you some gems from this parody account:

TommyManzo_ Dina–funny that you tried to hit on me here on twitter under the name janislanton–once a douchebag always a douchebag
TommyManzo_ Dina……when I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
TommyManzo_ don’t bother kissing Dina’s ass, she already thinks you’re an asshole
TO: @TommyManzo_ @Geoaubsmom Your back, I just checked my car trunk because I was worried!
TO: @TommyManzo_ Come on, say it. Her cooch looks like grandma wrinkles.
TommyManzo_ grandma wrinkles smells better
TommyManzo_ Dina fakes everything…. including her honesty about charities
TommyManzo_ nope bald….her ass is hairy thou
TommyManzo_ You’ll have to donate $100. for that to happen. Make the check out to Dina’s Closet Fund. Thanks.
TommyManzo_ Dina’s finally sleeping. I can sneak in a bubble bath, gonna use her ladybug sponge to wash my pits & ass.

Yes, believe it or not after reading these tweets people still tweeted to me asking if it was the real Tommy Manzo! Yikes!

I never thought I’d see the day but Bethenny Frankel has created a Twitter account for her dog Cookie, and it has been confirmed by Bethenny to be legitimate! @cookiedabooboo is the only legitimate account of Bethenny’s dog. There are several imitations out there that are actually very funny, but this is the real deal.

Cookie: Found nice sunny spot. Will be right here when you get home.
Cookie: Half the time I don’t know whether I’m nervous or just cold.
Cookie: **YAWN** Another nap completed. If you’re descended from apes, I must be descended from sloths!
Cookie: It’s not a lazy nap if you call it a “siesta”.
Cookie: For what I’m about 2 eat I am truly thankful…
Cookie: Too tired. Can’t. Lift. Whiskers. Send help.
Cookie: If you forget about me during the day, just sniff your shoe and you’ll get a little reminder I left you. ; )
Cookie: Just saved you from eating box of cookies left on counter. You can thank me later.
Cookie: Not loving the rainy weather– I just got my fur done!
Cookie: Try thinking of my amazing hyperactivity as simply my individual effort to fight canine obesity.
Cookie: That delivery uniform doesn’t fool me! You’re the devil!
Cookie: Let’s try and treat those trashcans with a little more respect, shall we!
Cookie: Gotta remember: refrigerator magnets are decorations, not food.

Caroline Manzo has practically stopped tweeting altogether but she does Retweet other people’s messages, she’s retweeted over 15 times in the past 24 hour with nothing original of her own.

A Public Service Announcement, anyone in the New Jersey area interested in working for Albert Manzo and Tommy Manzo, Caroline is apparently helping out with HR duties:

@CarolineManzo: thebrownstonenj FYI Now hiring Servers, and Bridal attendants, interested parties should email Al Manzo at albert@thebrownstone.com

I wrote a guest blog about Twitter, you can view it here: http://spoiledeggs.wordpress.com/

Until Next Time….