I Hate Jill Zarin The Real Housewives of New York by LynnNChicago
Kelly Bensimon is a complete moron! This woman decides she is going to help Alex McCord to avoid getting “iced out” on The Real Housewives of New York. Kelly, being the expert at making friends and influencing people is the perfect person to school Alex on how to behave. Kelly thinks that Alex should reel her husband Simon in and get him to stop mean tweeting her. I would think that’d be a snap for Alex since Simon doesn’t mean tweet anyone. Certainly don’t need Kelly’s advice for that!
Kelly probably thinks it would be a good idea for Alex to smack Simon around a bit, that’s how Kelly deals with her men, give them a good beating until they do what you want them to do! Does anyone else get the irony of Kelly Bensimon giving anyone advice of any kind? This woman who completely flipped out last season on St. John during filming she inturrputed everyone, was completely rude and condesending while harassing a high risk pregnant woman who just buried her father. This woman had a Twitter war with Andy Cohen the night her Scary Island episode aired. Really Kel Kel? You’re dispensing advice? To Alex McCord?
It just killed me that Alex, because she is not only a nice person but she’s well-mannered and has class, sat there allowing Kelly to say her peace. Kelly went on and on about a whole lot of nonsense claiming to be concerned for Alex and her well-being. Alex never inturrupted, she listened patiently for her turn to speak, it never came.
Kelly uses that Jr. High School tactic, it’s simple really, as soon as the other person is about to make a good point you say, “omg you’re turning red Alex! Stop turning red”. How does Alex respond to that? The jaw dropped along with all of us and each and every time Alex attempted to say anything at all, Kelly would come out with another unrelated and inappropriate statement that made no sense. You cannot have a normal adult conversation with Kelly Bensimon, she’s a child! Her behavior can no longer be excused because she’s crazy, this woman is vile, vicious and mean!
Simon is a pageant dad and Alex is his 6-year old daughter? WTF? Kelly has done and said some really stupid, hateful and cruel things but this is vile!
Cindy Barshop is a complete moron! This woman has twin girls who are 13-months old. I am not disputing that twins are difficult, there is double the work to be done. Double the feedings, double the diaper changes and on and on. However, this woman decided that going to lunch with her parents, they might like to see their granddaughters but since Cindy isn’t comfortable caring for two toddlers on her own in a restaurant, she brought only one of her children. (I wonder if they drew straws?)
Cindy had no confidence, she was nervous and didn’t have the first clue how to entertain her 13-month old while waiting for lunch to arrive at the table. I found it odd that her parents just sat there watching Cindy struggle, maybe they don’t know what to do either? My mother would have jumped all over that but then, I’d never act like that with my child.
Let’s break this down for just a moment, the child didn’t want to sit in the high chair, there was no food, no toys and nothing to amuse the child so it was understandable that the kid wanted out of the chair. Cindy picked up her daughter and sat her on her lap, no change except the venue, the child was still antsy and looking for something to amuse herself with, why not a knife? Comeon Cindy, let the kid play with the knife, let’s see what she does! What a friggin idiot! Everyone who has kids knows that first you remove all sharp objects then you bring some toys or a snack to keep the child busy while waiting for the meal to arrive, but not Cindy! Cindy calls her nanny to come and take her child out of the restaurant! Even if you’re not prepared and forgot a toy or a snack, there is always something on the table you can let them play with to keep them occupied, I’ve given my kids sugar packets (before they could open them) and even my bracelet to keep them happy for the few minutes while waiting for the food to arrive, and I’ve had to amuse twins! This is not rocket science, take care of your child Cindy!
Some people don’t have the motherly instinct and Cindy is clearly one of those people, and I guess her mom is too! Cindy panicked and called someone to retrieve her child. Unbelievable! Bravo knows what they’re doing when it comes to airing scenes, we know they film a whole lot more than they air and clearly the boring, dull Cindy Barshop had little to show but Bravo had to include this scene proving Cindy’s completely clueless when it comes to mothering a child. I guess if you have nanny’s 24/7 you never learn?
Luann deLesseps is a complete moron! Luckily we didn’t have to witness a whole lot of Lulu in this episode but the comments that she made about Simon and Alex were absolutely ridiculous and made no sense. This woman talks just to hear herself speak, she throws out the stupidest things with such authority that people actually listen to her. I know, it’s insane!
Luann coupled with Kelly to talk Jill out of having a lunch discussion with Simon. This is after Luann, just a few short weeks ago, gave Alex a good talking to for getting involved in things that are none of her business. Luann is the ultimate hypocrite, who is she to tell Jill what to do? Why doesn’t she just mind her own business? Yes, I’m sure I heard someone say that somewhere…..
Speaking of Lulu, the best part of Watch What Happens Live was watching Anderson Cooper making fun of the pretend Countess. Luann had nothing to say except that she was going on vacation with her boyfriend and her kids. Maybe they’ll run into her ex-husband in Europe and she can meet the newest Countess in training.
Sonja Morgan is a complete moron. Ok, she’s not but I started all the housewives with that line. I will say that I hope she learned her lesson and will never again stick her hand in a dirty toilet while a plumber stands by watching. When she pulled out a cell phone dripping with dirty toilet paper I honestly thought I was going to vomit. The plumber had some good advice, gloves! Maybe next time let the plumber do his job?
I did feel for Sonja tonight as she struggled to cope with all the turmoil in her life. I hope that having that woman rearrange her furniture helped because some positive energy certainly couldn’t hurt! Sonja talked about people who want to bring her down and are jealous of her, that isn’t something we’ve seen on screen. It was nice to hear Sonja being positive at the end saying that she has had high’s and low’s and is ready for the High’s again. Fire up that dubie Sonja! I Kid I Kid!
Sonja’s look in her talking head interviews tonight was amazing, she looks great!
The party that Ramona hosted in honor of her birthday and Sonja’s was really beautiful, that space was gorgeous and with the exception of Cindy, the ladies all looked beautiful. (but no, Jill did not look like JLo, put down the dubie Sonja!) I thought it was very nice of Ramona to do that for Sonja, she clearly knew that Sonja was hurting and in a bad place in her life and this party that included Sonja’s “true” friends, not just housewives like Jill’s pathetic party, was exactly what Sonja needed. Could you even compare tonight’s party to Jill’s of last week?
Jill’s was like a 3-cent circus complete with a man/woman and Ramona threw an elegant dinner party in a beautiful venue and took the time to create the slide show of photographs which was adorable!
Jill Zarin is a complete moron! I was actually sort of proud of Jill when she agreed to meet with Simon in a more appropriate setting to discuss things and air things out. Simon was straightforward and told Jill that he was glad that she and Alex worked things out and he simply wanted to do the same with Jill. I didn’t see anything wrong with that and neither did Jill…that is until idiot Kelly griped in her ear nonstop telling her it was weird and he’s a MAN and what could he possibly have to say to the Queen Jill Zarin? Oh shut up Kelly!
Jill took all of two seconds to change her mind and cancel the lunch with Simon, she didn’t allow him to say anything, she simply did what Kelly told her to do. Seriously? Do you have a mind of your own Jill Zarin? Last season you were telling Kelly what to do and whispering instructions into Kelly’s ear, how things change in one year, huh? –>
I simply can’t say that Ramona and Alex are complete morons because they’re not! Alex stood by her husband, exactly what she was supposed to do. As she said, did they really expect her to choose them over her husband? Kelly comes to Alex claiming to be speaking for “everyone” not just herself! Kelly can’t even speak for herself, she’s too stupid! Do you suppose that Kelly, stuck in the Hamptons, Bensimon told the most famous photographer in the universe what to do while they were married? Maybe she did, maybe that’s why they are divorced! I’m starting to really, really HATE Kelly Bensimon!
I just wish that Alex was able to stand up to Kelly, if it was as easy as an injection or a pill she could take I’d gladly send it to her! Alex is simply too nice and was raised with manners. Kelly was either raised by animals or all her manners fell out of her head during her cartwheels phase of 1979. How does a woman who is ORANGE tell Alex not to turn red? Kelly brings out the red rage in all of us!
Ramona was certainly not a moron tonight! I really loved that she was so kind to Sonja after watching Sonja so sad at her home earlier in the episode made it all the more sweet! Ramona was drama free and just enjoyed her party. Mario even got into it and won the hottest Husband on Watch What Happens Live!
Speaking of Watch What Happens Live, tonight’s poll asking who the hottest RHONY Husband is was a direct result of Jill Zarin complaining on Twitter to Andy Cohen because poor Bobby had never been a part of a poll on the show. Did Jill think that Bobby was going to win that one? Or did Jill think that Andy would ask who the “Nicest” husband is? I still think Mario would have won!
As Andy Cohen bows even further to Jill Zarin, the ugly dog of hers was visible on the show tonight and no sign of Giggy. Who runs Bravo? Jill Zarin? Way to let this woman take over Cohen!
Stop by tomorrow for a recap of the New York Housewives Blogs as well as a discussion of some of Bravo’s RHONY preview video’s. Why oh why do we have to hear Luann singing again? sigh….
Some of Kelly’s Mean Tweets:
She’s at dinner with her best friend and she’s tweeting? Is there anything meaner? Sure! She continues to tweet while enjoying dinner with her friend…
There are so many things wrong with this statement that I don’t even know where to begin. “Its boring”? What a childish thing to say! She’s tweeting this TO Andy Cohen so it is like tattling to the boss on the co-workers. In the end Alex and Simon don’t control everyone on Twitter who hates Kelly Bensimon! Believe me some people aren’t even fans of Alex’s but still can’t stand Kelly so how can she even begin to blame Alex and Simon for all the people who are criticizing her?
Kelly, you only have “amaze followers” because you’re on RHONY otherwise people wouldn’t know who the hell you are and for the record, It’s July FIRST you moron!
Many people criticized her ridiculous blog today, she claims to be a writer yet her blogs are childish and full of horrible grammar, Kelly tweeted this in response:
So I guess Kelly is explaining why no one can understand a damn thing she says! Kelly’s constant hashtags with her “kkbstyle” and “kkbfood” and “kkbfitness” are completely out of control, does she think people really search for her advice on these things? Kelly should just hashtag everything with #kkbmoron and it would fit all of her tweets!
kellybensimon you seem so sweet. Don’t ever take sides, be understanding and help others. People are blind,neighbors aint.
“People are blind, neighbors aint”? Is she serious? This woman just keeps spewing more garbage every day. I feel sorry for her children, I really do. They have to live with this contradictory, unpredictable and unstable woman every day.
Thank you to Boston02127 for the great photos/captions! You rock girl!
Until Next Time…